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obsessedwvampbois ยท 2 years
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๐‡๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฐ๐š๐ญ๐œ๐ก ๐‘๐ž๐๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐€๐ฎ๐๐ข๐จ
So you heard about this little all-inclusive supernatural role-play asmr channel called "Redacted Audio" (formally known as Redacted ASMR) and much to your chagrin, realise that there's a daunting amount of videos. Fear not! This is how I would recommend on approaching the channel's videos and in what order. Full explanation and timeline break down under the cut!
I need to get the disclaimer out first, I am only just one fan of the channel and everyone is going to have different interpretations on how to watch the series and when. This post is more of a guideline of sorts than anything but if you feel comfortable diving in yourself there's nothing stopping you. If you have any further recommendations or want to discuss something with me, I'm on the discord or you can dm me or comment I dunno. Also I probs missed a few characters or vids but I mean there's quite a few sooo.... Furthermore, as of 2022, there has been a purge of the channel to remove any spicy videos off of YouTube onto Patreon (for free) for the sake of the channels safety. I've done my best to order everything and link the videos off of YouTube.
๐”ฝ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•–๐•๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•Š๐•–๐•’๐•ค๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐Ÿ™
Set at D.A.M.N. (Dahlia Academy for Magical Novices), the fresh faced Freelancer learns the ropes of magic while meeting the first of a variety of colourful characters!
I'd consider this the best jumping off point due to this series explaining a large portion of the lore and world building.
Watch this playlist UP TO: "Moving on From an Obsessive Water Elemental"
Missing videos:
#2: "Arrogant Incubus Toys With You"
#3: "Arrogant Incubus 'Studies' With You"
๐•Š๐•’๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ž'๐•ค โ„๐• ๐•๐••
Obviously this is a little bit of a contrast compared to before but trust the process. One thing I would warn is that this series in particular might be triggering to some, please check the description of the video for specified trigger warnings.
Watch this playlist until...
๐”ฝ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•š๐•ค๐•™๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ค๐•–๐•ฃ๐•š๐•–๐•ค
Both series merge at the next video "Comforted by an arrogant incubus". At this point it doesn't really matter which on you finish first; I am trying to leave at least a little wiggle room here. This is where you can also explore some of the 'non-canon' audios with the DAMN bois.
Missing videos (DAMN S1):
#29: "Sneaking Kisses With a Dom Incubus at a Party"
#30: "Your Dom Incubus Confesses His Feelings For You"
๐•‹๐•™๐•– ๐•Ž๐• ๐•๐•— โ„™๐•’๐•”๐•œ
Our next group of supernatural creatures, the Shaw werewolf pack. These playlists in particular don't have as strong of a narrative structure following a more 'slice of life' theme. You're more than welcome to switch all these videos out interchangeably in case you don't want to binge watch all of one character at once. Our pack includes:
David (Tsundere Alpha); watch this playlist UP TO: "Pampering your overworked tsundere alpha werewolf boyfriend"
Missing video:
#18: "Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend" Watch after "Comforting Your Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend"
Asher (Sweet Werewolf): watch this playlist UP TO: "Cuddling on the couch with your sweet werewolf boyfriend"
Milo (Fiesty Werewolf): watch this playlist UP TO: "You feisty werewolf boyfriend continues playing a scary game"
Missing video:
#7: "Getting Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend Hot and Bothered" Watch after "Comforted By Your Werewolf Boyfriend"
๐•๐•–๐•˜๐•’
We now check back in on the angry sadistic demon boi, Vega! How has he been holding up since DUMP managed to cram him into prison. Start from "Tempted by a Sadistic Demon" in this playlist UP TO "Under a Sadistic Demon's Care"
๐•‹๐•™๐•– ๐”น๐•’๐•๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•–
Our next more narrative focused series following dreams, death and a brewing mystery.
Watch this playlist UP TO: "Comforted in your nightmare by a death walker"
After, watch this video with Blake here. Please note that this video and another previous video "Yandere Cultist Friend Lures you in" is a different listener and not sunshine.
๐•‹๐•™๐•– ๐”ฝ๐•๐•š๐•ฃ๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐•๐•’๐•ž๐•ก
Wandering into an abandoned amusement park never ended so sweetly, here is the first of our two vampire characters, Vincent. This is where the order gets a little muddy but I'll explain it the best I can.
Watch this playlist UP TO: "Getting hot under the fireworks with your vampire boyfriend" (see missing videos)
Missing videos:
#6: "Sadistic Vampire Kidnaps You" #7: "Sadistic Vampire and Flirty Vampire Fight Over You" Watch after "Flirty Vampire Comforts You After the Bite"
#15: "Seduced and Bitten By a Flirty Vampire in Your Bed" #16: "Getting Hot Under the Fireworks With Your Flirty Vampire Boyfriend" Watch after: "Meeting Your Vampire Boyfriend's Make"
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The long awaited sequel to the playlist that started this list off!
Watch this playlist UP TO: "Friendsgiving with the bois [Thanksgiving special]"
๐•๐•’๐•ž๐•ก๐•ค ๐•ก๐•ฅ ๐Ÿš
Vincent's playlist (Flirty Vampire) can continue UP TO: "Shock and Awe at the Elemental and Energetic Games"
Our other vampire, southern editionแต€แดน can be started too. If you do want to start this one earlier, please wait till you have at least reached "Flirty vampire talks you through the aftermath" just for a little more of an introduction to his character.
Watch this playlist UP TO: "Cuddles and Confessions with your vampire mate"
For those that are more curious about the lore aspects of vampires; boi do I have the video for you! Now you can find out what it is like the be a vampire in Dahlia, somewhat. Watch this pleasant video provided by D.U.M.P. here
๐”ป๐•–๐•”๐•–๐•ž๐•“๐•–๐•ฃ & ๐•๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•ฆ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•๐•–๐•’๐•ค๐•–๐•ค
Okay, at this point you should be caught up to the majority of all the storylines and characters for you to understand the newly released videos. These ones are a lot more straight forward in terms of chronology.
Up first is the Hot Boi Winter playlist which was a major casual to the 2022 purge. Canonical videos will be linked with the character's names however, there are also 'non-canon' romance options, found for free on patreon. The main videos from this playlist to watch are: Vincent
Sam
Gavin
David
Asher
Milo
With the winter solstice as the final video to wrap up.
It is at this point that I feel you might be mentally prepare to finish Season 2 of the Freelancer series which act as the main merging point for all characters.
Finally we have reached the Inversion, the correct arc that has wrapped up as of writing this. Please, for a more fulfilling experience, watch this when you feel you would know the majority of the main characters (DAMN, the wolf pack & the vamps) The playlist can be found here.
Next we have the aftermath of the inversion, such a catastrophic event has its consequences and we follow up and see how they are doing. This marks the beginning of season 3 of the Freelancer series with the playlist found here. For now please just watch the first three videos, DUMPโ€™s announcement and both the videos catching up on the DAMN crew. As for the other cast of characters, they are all in this playlist (including the freelancer series), any watching order is fine with the playlist found here. Again, please watch DUMPโ€™s statement first, it gives more context about this part of the story for all characters, here.
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The sarcastic demon that has taken the hearts of so many in this fandom. Trapped in a literal hell with only Avior's dry wit and cynical attitude. Watch this playlist here, all the way through. I left this in the order here so that there is still a little something post aftershock for newcomers. Please watch the playlist UP TO "Your Demon Finally Tells You The Truth."
๐•‹๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐•’๐•ช ๐•ฆ๐•ก
As Erik stated pretty recently, the subject matter for the lore of the channel has gotten pretty dark, which I can agree with. Thus we have the spring back series, some more fluff to uplift from the treacherous times. You can find the video in this playlist here. Please keep in mind that while I have placed these later on in the list, this will just act as some videos to uplift you after Aftershock and Avior.
๐”ธ๐•ก๐•ฃ๐•š๐• ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•๐•–๐•’๐•ค๐•–๐•ค
After a much needed distraction with some more fluff, we are back to the current timeline. These videos seem to be more adding to certain storylines here and there and nothing too specific. The videos that have been released at this time are:
David: watch here
Vincent: watch here
Sam: watch here
Asher: watch here
D.A.M.N. crew: watch here
Milo: watch here
Gavin: watch here
โ„๐• ๐•ฅ ๐”น๐• ๐•š ๐•Š๐•ฆ๐•ž๐•ž๐•–๐•ฃ ๐Ÿš.๐Ÿ˜
Itโ€™s time for a well deserved break (and seasonal envy if you live on the other side of the globe). The highly anticipated hot boi summer is back with more boiโ€™s than ever before, that were then purged by YouTube! Watch this small introduction with the wolf pack before kicking off the summer season; watch the video here
David: watch here
Lasko (non-canon): watch here
Vincent: watch here
Asher: watch here
Huxley & Damien: watch here
Geordi: watch here
Gavin: watch here
Milo: watch here
Sam: watch here
๐•Š๐• ๐•ž๐•– ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•จ ๐•—๐•’๐•”๐•–๐•ค, ๐•ค๐• ๐•ž๐•– ๐• ๐•๐••
We begin the cool down of HBS 2.0 with a much anticipated character introduction of the Seer, Morgan! With plenty of lore to learn this video introduces us to our new plot relevant character. Watch the video here.
As for our familiar faces, with some plots moving along and slices of life, we catch up on the characters:
Vega: watch here
Milo: watch here
Elliott: watch here
๐•Š๐• ๐•ž๐•–๐•ฅ๐•™๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•š๐•ค ๐•˜๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฆ๐•ก ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ฅ๐•™:
One of the most anticipated arcs is finally upon us as Quinn has made an unwelcome return. See how things turn out with the meeting of the Keaton alpha with David (watch here), Samโ€™s reaction to the new revelation (watch here), Lovely's continuous adjustment to their new life style (watch here) and how Asher adapts to their new situation (watch here)
Season 3 continues
Meanwhile, I am going to keep the DAMN storyline seperate because so far it doesn't involve the Quinn storyline.
Huxley and Damien are dating? watch here
Caelum's return: watch here
๐•Ž๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•ค๐•ฅ?
As you may or may not have noticed, there are still some characters I haven't included in this time. Mainly the office bois, Geordi and James. Most of these haven't been placed into my 'timeline' because there isn't a 'set place' I feel fits in with points like the Inversion, DAMN, etc. I'd consider watch these ones also at any point in time you feel comfortable, I will note that the Office bois don't feature any real empowered storylines so this can also act as a palette cleanser too. I'm also going to put this other DUMP video here but I think you could watch it anytime after the going through the Wolf pack, just because there is no set chronological point but its still kind of a cool video for lore. You can watch the video "Talking You Through Filling Out Paperwork" right here.
Geordi (Telepathic listener): watch the playlist here
Ollie (Coworker boyfriend): watch this playlist here
Aaron (Tsundere boss): watch this playlist here
Project Meridian (Android Listener): watch this playlist here
Finally is the Imperium AU, a halloween based series that acts as a more nightmare version of the canon universe. I would also recommend watching this later on when you at least know a majority of these characters. The Imperium playlist can be found here. Please note that there are also triggering topics discussed here so look in the video descriptions just for mental health sake.
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v4mpiv0re ยท 2 years
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ok hear me out......... angel purposely calling david alpha...... to fluster him....... and it does fluster him...... like full on blushing, stuttering, aroused davey....... and angel just being clueless-not-clueless.......
(the nsfw possibilities oml......)
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romirola ยท 2 years
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Since wolves shed their undercoats in winter, I'm imagining that the Shaw Pack's wolf forms do the same. That means fur EVERYWHERE in their homes at this time of year. And, maybe if the wolves are lucky, their mates will give them a bath to help them get rid of their undercoats to stay comfortable. Picture a shifted David, Asher, Milo, and Darling howling in the bathtub and Angel, Babe, Sweetheart, and Sam trying to dry them off after the bath to comb out their fur. Chaos and cuddles ensue.
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darlinsam ยท 2 years
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polaroid love
david shaw x angel (gn reader)
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soft lips pressed against his now very warm cheeks, david groans and his eyes squeeze shut out of instinct due to the bright flash that went of. laughter fills the air as angel pulls away and retreats their outstretched arm. with a polaroid camera in their hand, they bounce their leg excitedly while waiting for the small picture to develop.
โ€œdavey! davey! look how cute we are!โ€
david looks to the polaroid angel is now holding up to his face and he takes it into his larger hands. the picture is now in full colour; angel tucked into his side with their free hand holding onto his shirt, his eyes squinted shut and his cheek mushed against angelโ€™s lips.
โ€œcute, right?!โ€
angel smiles happily, taking the polaroid again before pecking their lips against davidโ€™s for a quick chaste kiss, one that did not last long enough for davidโ€™s liking. he sits back against the couch, watching as angel leans forward to reach the coffee table to pick up the pen laying nearby. david tries to catch a glance at what theyโ€™re doing, yet angelโ€™s back covers the sight.
davidโ€™s not sure how much time passed after that, his focus became set on the movie and angel eventually tucked themselves back against his side and was now sleeping soundlessly in his arms. his fingers combed through their hair, a habit that had become second nature to him, one which relaxed him just as much as it relaxed them. as the credits rolled across the screen david yawned, rubbing his hand over his face his eyes landed on the polaroid still on the coffee table in front of him. moving slowly, not wanting to wake angel, he stretched out his arm grabbing the photo quickly, sighing in relief as angel still slept peacefully.
and so, with the small photograph now between his fingers he finally got to see what angel was doing earlier. that same picture now with small doodles of love hearts surrounding them both, and an โ€˜i love youโ€ written at the bottom, finished with a little love heart at the end too. david feels his heart hammer in his chest, a feeling that only angel could ever bring him, as he wonders how he, of all people in the world, got so lucky. so lucky to have them love him back. he once again reaches for the table, lip between his teeth and gentle movements to not disturb his mate. with his wallet now successfully in his hands, he opens it before tucking the decorated polaroid in the see through slot. rubbing his thumb over the picture gently, he closes the wallet back up, placing it onto the table once more.
โ€œi love you angel, more than youโ€™ll ever know.โ€
the small mumble leaves his lips followed by a light kiss pressed against angelโ€™s forehead. david rests his head against the side of the couch, wrapping an arm around angelโ€™s waist pulling them that bit closer, and placing his hand back in their hair resuming the combing motion, and twirling a few pieces around his fingers. his eyelids feel heavy with each passing second, and itโ€™s not often that he allows himself to join in with angelโ€™s regular afternoon naps. but with his mate in his arms, and his heart thumping with love, he lets himself today.
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nezstar ยท 2 years
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the mates and their boyfriends are playing monopoly. asher is already bankrupt and is silently crying. milo keeps on yelling cause he keeps on landing on either davidโ€™s or sweetheartโ€™s cards. sweetheart is currently dominating the playing field. they are like a mafia boss with their monopoly money, an overlord in a dramatic series. the people that dare defy them is babe, angel and darlin, who joined forces to retaliate against sweetheartโ€™s terror. david is the only one playing fair and sam is in jail for some obscure monopoly reason and now is watching the commotion cause it became more interesting than actually playing.
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taelonsamada ยท 2 years
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Okay, so I may have fibbed a bit about this not being ready for a whileโ€ฆ I just had so much fun, I couldnโ€™t help it! Too bad Daveyโ€™s not having as much fun ^^;; go read about the trouble Darlinโ€™ puts him through here in @dominimoonbeam โ€˜s wonderful story
Yes, I will put the Redacted boys in jeans as much as I can. I still stubbornly hold to the fact that a pair of well fitted jeans are sexy as hell ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
And yes, Angel totally got him that necklace as a joke, but he stubbornly wears it every day โ™ฅ๏ธ
Okay, now to get to work on those commissions LOL
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romeo-the-homeo ยท 2 years
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hc the wolves press their foreheads to others that they care about, as a greeting and sign of respect, or just to show affection
like, david and asher arrive at a pack meeting and press their foreheads together for a couple seconds and close their eyes, showing respect and love for their friendship
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belovedbow ยท 2 years
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angel: *borat voice* "my wife"
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arqorescere ยท 2 years
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The empowered therapists after the inversion: MAJOR BAG ALERT!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆMAJOR BAG ALERT! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’ณ
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veneli ยท 2 years
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Shaw Pack incorrect quotes
Darlin, thinking to themself: maybe I should stop getting into fights and worrying Sam
David: could you please not get into any fights and stay safe?
Darlin, getting onto their motorbike and revving the engine: no <3
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Sam: truth or dare?
Darlin: truth
Sam: how many meals did you eat today?
Darlin: โ€ฆdare.
Sam: go out with me to grab a bite
Darlin (completely missing the point but making it make sense anyways): youโ€™re a vampire, you donโ€™t need to eat. plus, if youโ€™re hungry Iโ€™m right here
Sam: how the fuckโ€”
Not the usual t/d incorrect ehehe
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David, coming home to Angel tidying up the kitchen after practicing cooking: why arenโ€™t the dishes in alphabetical order???
Angel: ????????
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Milo waking up in the middle of the night and deciding to grab a snack:
The floating box of cereal:
Sweetheart, uncloaking, holding the cereal box: Lucky Charms?
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Asher, creeping behind the closet door to scare Babe: boo
Babe: *slams the door in Ashโ€™s face*
Babe: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY ARE YOU OK
Asher, sporting a nosebleed: I was checking your reflexes. You passed.
(Basically what happened in โ€œSweet Werewolf Boyfriend Plays Around with youโ€)
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David, sitting with Sam on the porch, watching Angel and Darlin creep up on Babe: which oneโ€™s yours?
Sam (points to Darlin): that one. Yours?
David (points to Angel as they both shove Babe into the pool): the other one.
Sam (sighing):
David: *nods*
(Tired dads taking care of their child of a partner ๐Ÿค)
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Angel, pointing to a sign as they drive past: Davey, how do you pronounce that?
David: Fresh Acavadoes
Angel: oh, I thought it was Fre sha va cado
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Christian: alright, listen up 5โ€™s, a 10 is speaking.
David: Iโ€™d think I would be at least an 11, but go on
Darlin: *chokes on their coffee*
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Milo, after the inversion: could you please try to see things from my perspective?
Asher: sits on the floor
Sweetheart: lies down
David: kneels
Milo: oh for the love of gรถd
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Angel: *buys coffee for everyone at the morning meeting*
Darlin, taking the entire tray: thanks
Darlin, two minutes later, eyes wild, to Angel: do you know where the nearest Starbucks is?
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Sam: letโ€™s play a game where you tell a person some important things they deserve to hear
Sam: Darlin, youโ€™re up first
Sam: youโ€™re valid and your story deserved to be heard
David: you need to eat at least 3 meals a day, and if you want, come over to my house and I can fix you a meal or two
Milo: if you ever need company, my door is always open and Aggro will love you
Asher: if you ever need someone to run with in the woods to let off steam just call me up
Sweetheart: if you ever want to hang out we can go out and prank somebody
Babe: if you need help with work I can help you sort out documents and plans
Angel: and if you ever want fresh coffee and cuddles Iโ€™m a phone call away
Darlin, crying: stop it
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Babe, coming home at 6:30pm to the house smelling really good: Ash! Did you make dinner?
Asher: yeah! Iโ€™m in the kitchen, Iโ€™ll be out in the bit.
Babe: wait, you really cooked?
Asher: totally!
David, yelling: no he didnโ€™t, he called me at 6 and asked me to come over to help him cook Lasagna
Asher: DAVID COME ON
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Milo: *meows*
Aggro: *meows back*
Sweetheart: *meows at the same time*
Milo: *meows again*
Sweetheart: *meows back*
Aggro: ?
Milo: *meow*
Sweetheart: *meow*
Milo: Aggro? You want dinner?
*confused cat silence*
*Cue sweetheart loosing it from the study*
Milo: WAS I MEOWING AT YOU THE WHOLE TIME OH MY GOD
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David: *tears a seam while changing*
David: fuck
Angel: watch your language, asshole
David:
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Darlin: *drinking out of a tumbler*
Angel: what tea you having?
Darlin: *glances at Angel*
Darlin, whispering: tea-quila
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Thatโ€™s it for tonight :) hope you enjoyed
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fuzzy-melonlord ยท 2 years
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More incorrect quotes because why the fuck not
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Angel, holding onto David as he drags them around the house: you can't move
David: ....
Angel: conced defeat! You have been conquered!
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Darlin: I've...come to ask for your help. I dont think-
David: wait, wait. Shhhh
Darlin:...
David: ah, moment savored.
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Sweetheart: I wasnt injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Milo: I'm sorry...you were STABBED?
Sweetheatt: lightly stabbed
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Freelancer: I've only had Caelum for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Asher: When I was a kid, David told me that the paper strip thatโ€™s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Babe: I mean, they are!
Asher: FOR REAL?
Babe: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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Freelancer, flopping dramatically into Gavin's lap: Tell me I'm pretty.
Damien, from across the room: You're pretty annoying
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Aaron: Smartass sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"
Ollie: how do you accidentally tell someone to shut the fuck up?
Aaron: Very easily as it turns out
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Asher: you know what would be sexy?
Babe: what?
Asher: eating food off of each other
Babe: you didn't do the dishes, did you?
Asher: I did not
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Smartass: I asked Aaron to get me a cup of water once, when he was angry at me. He handed me a cup of ice and said "wait".
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Vincent: if you can't fix it with lightning-
Lovely: you aren't using enough lightning!
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Lasko: I hate when someone says "so tell me about yourself" ...like what do you even want? My childhood trauma or my favorite color!? Be specific!
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Kody: did I go too far?
Damien: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to get your ass beat.
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Freelancer: we all have our demons
Freelancer, grabbing Gavin and Caelum: these are mine
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Damien: we call that a traumatic even
Damien, turning to Huxley: not a "bruh moment"
Damien, turning to Lasko: not a "major L"
Damien, turning to Freelancer: and definitely not an "OOF lmao"
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modestbat666 ยท 2 years
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Redacted ASMR Smut Visuals (F)
Note: The listeners have female bodies but I will use they/them pronouns. There will be a male bodied version coming as well (if I find any that is)
Characters: David, Asher, Milo, Sam, Vincent
Disclamer: If you're under 18 please do not interact!!!
Contains: oral (m and f receaving), rough sex, shower sex, car sex, kitchen sex, couch sex, squirting... (and many more that I probably missed... my deepest apologies)
Male version
David x Angel
Angel got on his last nerve
They made a bet and he is not planning on losing it
Davy was stressed
Asher x Baaabe
They asked him what he wanted for dessert
Baaaabe was making lunch and he got needy
Ash just loves them on top of him
Milo x Sweetheart
What he wanted to do so badly while they teased him in a car on their way to the cabins
"Mornin' sweetheart..."
They sneaked in the shower with him again
Sam x Darlin'
They are always on the god damn couch
Like I said, always on the god damn couch
The couch is no longer safe for the guests
Vincent x Lovely
"You are incredible, lovely!"
They wanted to be on top
No words just thoughts
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freelancer-irl ยท 2 years
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ok but imagine redacted couples telling people how they met...
Milo: oh they broke into my apartment
Freelancer: I met him in a 7-11 while he was getting a b-
Angel: we thought we were stalking each other
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jspithole ยท 2 years
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Angel is the type of person to wake up in the middle of the night just to tell a fun fact about something and immediately pass out again.
I can imagine them waking up David just to tell him that dragonflies have six legs but can't walk, turn over and leave David looking like this:
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Best part? They have no recollection of ever doing that in the morning. At first David thought that they were joking and teasing him, but later realized that they seriously don't remember they even woke up during the night.
Idk, I just find the concept of David laying there, in the dark, contemplating what Angel told him to be hilarious lmao
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duskgraves ยท 2 years
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Angel: How could you not be jealous of that cashier? They were totally hitting on me!
David: You once woke me up in the middle of the night in complete tears and were apologizing over and over because you had a dream that you stepped on a flower in my garden.
David: I don't think I have much to worry about
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ejunkiet ยท 2 years
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David โ€œDaveyโ€ Shaw, alpha of the Shaw Pack
POV: Angel has made a dog joke, and it has not gone down well.
@kirnet recently had a giveaway to celebrate their birthday (!!) and they painted Davey for me. heโ€™s just. so pretty. and grumpy. itโ€™s perfect. <3
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