#pyoo answers

[the-pyooster]

Can you maybes draw Ash and Clay spending time together? They’re my fave heehee

guitar practice

[fluffyheretic]

You’re the funny mutual and the Writer mutual to me tbh 👀 Yes yes even though you don’t write much nowadays.. You’re so good at writing scenes and stories… Pyoo

Hey sorry I didn’t answer this right away I just wanted to hold onto it for a bit because it made me smile. So thanks man and also right back at ya 👈👈

[bonvoyagenoona]

Kid Namjoon really said, bold of you to assume I don't already know 😤

Lolllll "bold of you to assume I don't already know" OMG if that isn't Know-It-All Namjoon energy, I don't know what is!

A group of older, elementary school kids are crowded around a tree by the school pick-up queue.

Older Boy 1: What is it?

Older Girl 1: It's gotta be a rock of some kind. Or like, that tree's fruit.

Older Girl 2: Doesn't look like any kind of fruit I've ever seen. And just one, on this whole tree?

Older Boy 2: Poke it with a stick!

Older Girl 2: Don't poke it!! Maybe it's alive!

Little Kid Namjoon: (walking by) Uhhh, guys, that's a pupa!

The rest of the kids just watch him walk by.

Older Boy 1: What's a pyoo-pah?

Little Kid Namjoon grabs his backpack straps and runs a little to catch up to Big Kid Jin, who's walking toward Mr. Kim's car while frowning and reviewing a wrong answer on a test.

Little Kid Namjoon: (looking over) The answer is platypus. They're monotremes.

Big Kid Jin: But this question is about which mammals lay eggs?

Little Kid Namjoon: Duhhhh, that's what monotremes are.

Big Kid Jin scowls.

They get to Mr. Kim's car and jump into the backseat. Mr. Kim has been waiting there, his newspaper folded to the crossword and resting on the steering wheel.

Mr. Kim: Hey, boys! Good day at school today?

Big Kid Jin: (still pissed) Yes.

Little Kid Namjoon: (eager) YES! (looks at newspaper) Have you finished the crossword?

Mr. Kim chuckles and hands the paper back to Little Kid Namjoon.

Mr. Kim: No, but I doubt you'll be able to come up with an eight-letter word for "an animal on Mexico's money".

Little Kid Namjoon: (not even needing to look at the newspaper) "Axolotl"!

Mr. Kim blinks quickly and takes the paper back from Namjoon.

Mr. Kim: (impressed) Wow. The second letter in the word is an "X".

Big Kid Jin: (folding his arms) I bet that isn't even a real animal.

Little Kid Namjoon: Is so! (pulls out his book from his backpack and shows Big Kid Jin)

Big Kid Jin: (grinning, annoyance completely dissipating) Awww, it's kinda cute!

Mr. Kim: (squinting at his crossword) And how do you spell that again?

[kniesyswrld]

caught• m. barzal

(Your kids catch you two fucking, but you two play it off. It kind of just starts off as a smut)

Warnings: Smut, Lying to Children, and Some kind of funny stuff said

“Oh yes, baby. Give it to me, give that big ass cock to me. Just like that.” I moaned loudly as I was bouncing on Mathews dick, his eyes were shut and mouth gaped.

I stick my finger in his mouth and he swirled his tongue around it, “Oh fuck.” He moaned loudly as our orgasms were coming, I was about to cum until I heard.

“Daddy?” I heard a tiny voice, I gasped loudly and laid down flat on Mathews chest. “Was mommy hurting you?” My daughter asks, “No babies, she hurt her tummy so I was giving it a massage.” Mathew answered.

The kids smiled, “Can you pass mommy her robe?” I ask still on his dick, the kids nod. My son hands it to me, “Thank you baby.” I say and put it on to cover myself, I climbed off him and grabbed my son in my hands and held my daughters hand.

“Did the massage feel good, mommy?” Ayla, who is my daughter asked. “It was, pumpkin.” I say and she nods, “Glad daddy helps.” She says and I chuckled, “Did you climb out your bed, mister?” I ask my son and he giggled.

My daughter taps me, “Mommy, Tommy pooped his diaper.” Ayla says, “I knew I smelled something stinky, pyoo.” I say and they both laugh, “Hey babe.” Mathew greets and I smile.

“I’ll put Ayla to bed, while you help mister stinker.” Mathew says tickling his belly. Tommy is 1 years old and Ayla is 5, she is very smart for her age. “Say night to mommy.” Mathew says.

Ayla crawls into my arms and hugs me, “Nighty mama, I love you.” She says and I smiled, I kiss her lips quickly. “Sweet dreams, princess. I love you more.” I said and she smiles, crawling back into her dads arms.

“Let change you.” I say to Tommy.

*After Everything*

I walk back into our room and Mathew is in there on his phone, “Goodness, that boy hates sleeping.” I said and Mathew nods. “Tell me about it. Ayla wanted me to keep telling her how we met.” Mathew says.

“That’s so cute.” I say and he laughed, which turned into a smirk. “Should we finished, what was just interrupted?” Mathew asks me sexily, “Hell yes.” I sighed, “I’m about to put 10 more babies in you, I promise.” He says.

My eyes widen, “Damn babe, we can barely afford two.” I say and he raised a brow, “I make lots of money, we’d be okay to have 15 more kids and 2 dogs.” He says.

“I only want 4, I got my two beautiful ones right now.” I say, “Me too, babe. Me too.” He says and pushed me down on the bed, “Lets continue your massage, hm?” He says.

I only nod and grab the back of his head kissing him passionately on the lips.

[dollyllama108]

How does one handle death in a world where death is optional?

How does one ruin their life in a pain-free utopia?

How can one tell when something’s going south, even when from the outside it seems fine?

Why isn’t ‘north’ a way to describe how things are going?

We can’t answer jack---but some batty bastard’s using their Sims to explore these questions. If you don’t recognize the avatar made by my beautiful friend ħ, which is a near-certainty at the time this was written, I’m the author of Catastrophe Theory. It’s a SimLit that simultaneously manages to be 90% jokes and bleak as Satan’s empty fridge. Read it or don’t; no one owes me their time. I’ll be here occasionally to post updates on how and why my characters are blasting their chances of happiness into a fine powder.

But I just learned that ‘pubes’ is the plural of ‘pubis,’ and as such was originally two syllables, so I have to go lie down. Pyoo-bees. Christ.

[cristinad61]

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More from Putah Creek

For awhile now I have been wondering how the name of this creek should be pronounced and was referring to it as Pyoo-tah Creek. But it finally occurred to me to seek the answer on my own bookshelf, in a book titled “Historic California: Its Colorful Names and How It Got Them,” by Alton Pryor (originally published in 2002). Thus I’ve now learned that the name of the stream is pronounced poo-ta,…

[islamic-messages]

"Well it is part of the Sunnah, that when ever it rained, the Prophet (ﷺ) would go out in the rain exposing his amrs, parts of his chest so that he would be touched by the rain and he would say that this rain was close to Allah (Azza wa jal) and it's a blessing. So we do this, we believe in this and we know that this connects us as individuals to Allah in everything we see. Its not only the Masjids, its not only the Muslims, even the environment ,we take care of the environment, we take care of animals. If rain decends to us from the heavens and the Prophet (ﷺ) says it was close to Allah the Almighty. Because it is coming down from the heavens and he is seeking blessings. We also...walk in the rain, not to sink but to fulfil the sunnah of Prophet (ﷺ)..doing the Prophets sunnah by exposing parts of my body..Not soaking myself so that I get the flew and maybe fall sick, but just to get a touch the blessing of rain water and this is why the Prophet (ﷺ) tells us.... it is a time when Allah answers your supplications (Dua's). Its a blessed time when the rain falls upon us" - Sheikh Assimalhakeem #dua #duawhileraining #rain #importantdua #mustahab #mercyofallah #supplications #islamicreminder #islamicreminder #islamicknowledges #islamicknowledge #islamicinspirations #islamicinspiration #islamicreminders #islamicmessage #islamicmessages #sunnah #islamqa #servantofallah #spreaddeen #inspiretobemuslim #assimalhakeem #sheikh #reviveasunnah https://www.instagram.com/p/CDd1cF-pYOO/?igshid=2uhijvno3gq7

[the-pyooster]

Could you draw Johnny in the outfit he wears when he sings "Sky full of Stars"?

shoutout to the costume designers this fit goes HARD

[the-pyooster]

I am legally obligated to send an art request for my crackship Darius x Harry (the Hypnotist)

they are about to kiss

[the-pyooster]

Hey there!! Could you draw Clay Calloway please? Bonus points if it's Ash and Clay being father-daughter together!!!

the geezer 🗣

[the-pyooster]

Johnny, Nooshy, and Ryan playing Mario Cart!!

aight who won

[the-pyooster]

hiiii saw you want sing art reqs!! could i get buster and porscha having a found family moment please🙏🙏🙏 porscha's my favorite:)

quality time :)

[the-pyooster]

Hello !! I have an art request For you I rarely ask for art requests but i really wanted to see what Eddie and nana from the sing thriller short ! Would Looked like in your art style ✨

*suobs pathetically* why can't I be that cool and swag ;_;

[the-pyooster]

I have a requestt☝️😃 could you draw Buster with his dad please? They're literally everything to me. You can make it angsty or sweet, whatever's your best idea for a scene, I literally just want to see your brain on paper lol

putting on a play for him

[the-pyooster]

have you considered drawing jerry sing 2.... (on knees praying)

concept art for my gijinka for him.........bon appetite ^_^

[the-pyooster]

grfgrrgrrr themmmm 😈

Dancin (please don't mind how stupid David looks here)