#qpid💘

[qpids-here]

[clicks pen aggressively]

THIS IS ONE OF TWO(? MAYBE MORE) POLLS

THE WINNER OF EACH WILL BE PUT HEAD TO HEAD

THIS IS FOR THE ZINE I PROMISE

[hermitblr-rpblog-incorrectquotes]

Qpid: This is what not to say to someone who’s just come out.

Pretzel: Behold! The oracle spoke the truth!

Aurum: I’m gayer.

Mother Spore: Hi gay, I’m dad mom!

Ariana Griande: In that outfit?

Coin Eater/Rust: You still owe me $45.

Gairy: But milord, you must sire an heir, lest your hated cousin the duke inherit your land.

Stitch: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.

Hero Agency Employee: Would you like to go on record stating that for our organizations diversity initiative?

@qpids-here @aurum-the-yapper @ask-mother-spore @arianagriand3 @iwillcausechaos @ask-hermitcraft-hero-agency

[askbomb]

CHAT HEAR ME OUT

Yk that one edit meme that's like "the dragon has 3 heads?"

What if someone does that either the three main anon's of this fandom ( @qpids-here @aurum-the-yapper and Bomb)

I feel like Bomb would be murder, qpid would be monarch, and Aurum would be mad

[qpids-here]

guys... it happened.... the july/august zine is finished....

GO BUCKSHIT WILD CHAT

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*The squad is playing a team sport* 

Poppy Anon: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Motherspore? 

Spotted Anon: Have you ever played a game with Motherspore? 

Poppy Anon: No… 

Spotted Anon: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? 

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* 

Motherspore, chasing Qpid: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

[ask-tangotek]

So, do you know about the bdubs suck job?

If I understand correctly you're the one bdubs told the idea to

:]]

-Qpid [ @qpids-here ]

Tango facepalms and laughs

<Tango> It was supposed to be Bdubs Teaches Tango and it turned into...

<Tango> oh. oh no

<Tango> you awful internet people took it out of context didn't you

[freshbaked-bread]

💞💗❤️QPID💘💕💖

[ask-mumbojumbo]

Hi Mumbo! Remember me? :D

what was your initial reaction finding out your boyfriend-husband-amnesia-watcher loser is Ariana Griande?

-[ @qpids-here ]

Oh-! Hello- uh- gosh, well- To start off, it was already a stressful situation, so I didn't have much time to process in the first place- hey don't call him a loser! -but either way, he seemed happy to be Ariana, so I don't see any problem.

I mean, it was certainly a shock to find out, though. I think under different circumstances I would've been more flustered.

[qpids-here]

well, birds evolved from dinosaurs

like all birds are dinosaurs but not all dinosaurs are birds

it could be a particularly toothy bird. birds are known for their teeth yknow

Hey I found this skull in the woods do you think its a bird

[the skull has a full set of teeth]

-Qpid [ @qpids-here ]

Birds are not usually known for their teeth.

[ask-grian]

Slides into the ask box

hello Grian :D

-💘Qpid

hello ther-

hold on just a moment, aren’t you the one stirring up trouble with Etho and Bdubs?

[qpids-here]

am i as bdubsmod the truest survivor of ethusbands

Bdubs mod jumpscare! sighs and twirls hair it's tough being the only character capable of seeing the fourth wall

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Stitch: *looks over Qpid’s shoulder at their laptop* What the floof? 

Qpid: *slams screen shut* It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it! 

Stitch: Why the heck would that involve the breeding habits of frogs? 

Qpid: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know! 

Stitch: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction. 

Qpid, offendedly: You don’t know that! 

Stitch: I hear no denial.

[qpids-here]

WEEEEEE THATS MY FRIEND!!! I KNOW HIM!!! HE'S HELPING WITH THE ZINEEEE!!!!

Firt post ever! :3

Hi the names Charlie (or charles) i draw art a lot i usually post art on twitter but i'll probably post some here too twitter : https://x.com/theverlorn58086 if you have any questions go ahead :D (art by me)

[stellarred]

Follow-up to Qpid! 💘💘💘

Q (holding Picard in his arms): Oh, Jean-Luc! At last I have you! I am going to bring you to a state of being beyond your wildest fantasies! Give your body indescribable pleasure! Come here!

Q leans in and puckers his lips to plant a passionate kiss on Jean-Luc, but Jean-Luc stops him.

Jean-Luc: Q, wait. I thought you said that love was a dangerous thing, and that I was weak for feeling love for others. I mean, you didn't like my relationships with Vash, Beverly, or with anyone else for that matter.

Q: So?

Jean-Luc: So, what about loving you?

Q looks incredulous at him.

Q: What about loving me?

Jean-Luc smiles sheepishly.

Jean-Luc: Well, am I not weak for feeling love for you?

Q: Don't be foolish, mon capitaine. You know I don't count!

[ask-tangotek]

hhhiiii Tangooo!

You mayyy have heard of me from Etho but trust me whatever bad things he said about me are probably wrong! I am a very nice and normal individual!

So how are you and Jimmy! :D

-Qpid [ @qpids-here ]

<Tango> Oh yeah I've head about you hehe. You're definitely the completely normal one and not strange at all. Ethos just being dramatic ;)

<Tango> but we're good! Things are still new but I'm really happy to have him. He means the world to me and I'm excited to see what this relationship brings

[qpids-here]

Hmmm. That won’t do very good in the papers. I’ll just write down that when asked about it you got all flustered and couldn’t confirm or deny it! Yeah, that’ll get people talking!

HI MUMBO! [tape recorder click] so what would you say about the rumors that you, Ariana griande, and hotguy are all dating each other in a polycule!

-Qpid [ @qpids-here ]

Wh-what!?! There's rumors about that? Oh goodness gracious, I don't know what to say, uh- I mean- they've flirted(?) with me before but- I'm not sure if uh, if they'd even want to acknowledge any kind of relationship of sorts. Geez, I'm blushing. Sorry.