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@pseudocyance @askhourglass @ask-mother-spore @aurumtheyapper2electricboogaloo

I would probably make a blog to have my OCs interact and keep track of lore, I imagine that we could do polls to decide who works at the archives and what rolls they’re in.

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*Sanctus walks by.*

Aurum:Nice ass.

Esper: GASP do not lust in your heart!- Speakers,you're rigth.

@pseudocyance

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Qpid: This is what not to say to someone who’s just come out.

Pretzel: Behold! The oracle spoke the truth!

Aurum: I’m gayer.

Mother Spore: Hi gay, I’m dad mom!

Ariana Griande: In that outfit?

Coin Eater/Rust: You still owe me $45.

Gairy: But milord, you must sire an heir, lest your hated cousin the duke inherit your land.

Stitch: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.

Hero Agency Employee: Would you like to go on record stating that for our organizations diversity initiative?

@qpids-here @aurum-the-yapper @ask-mother-spore @arianagriand3 @iwillcausechaos @ask-hermitcraft-hero-agency

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Intro Post

This blog is a life series themed role play blog based of the idea of there being a different watcher responsible for the creation of each one of the seasons of the life series.

So far I’ve created based ideas and descriptions for a watcher for each season and listener for real life along with a watcher for each wild card.

I’ll eventually be posting art of the designs on my main blog.

Please keep this a fandom thing, I’m aware that people might learn I exist regardless but would like to keep this in fandom spaces since it’s a mess of my own theories.

Tags, My Blog, Boundaries, And Links Below The Cut. ⬇️

This blog is run by @/featheredenby.

Tags:

Answering Asks: The Creatures Speak

A Character Mentioned In The Post: Watcher [Name] or Listener [Name]

The Person Who Sent The Ask: [Their Character’s Name] or Anon 👤

Boundaries:

No bigoted asks, mention of SA, or heavy discussion and description of self harm or suicide.

Cursing is allowed but there can’t be any slurs involved and it can’t be directed at other askers/anons/role players.

Links:

Characters So Far

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@ask-mother-spore

🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠 <- adorable spores in need of adoption. take them home with you.

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This blog doesn’t have a pinned post, huh.

My main blog is @/featheredenby and all my roleplay OCs are on @/feathers-ocs-a-world-of-chaos.

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Squiddo: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Squiddo: *turns around and helps Aurum through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Aurum.

Aurum: Okay.

@ask-squiddo

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Myca: *Talking to Mother Sporeover the phone.* What?!? You’re not coming to my tea party this weekend? MOTHER SPORE I MADE BISCUITS!

@ask-mother-spore

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Reblog to make it die faster

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Imagine If Myca Had To Babysit For Mother Spore

Gairy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Poppy: Y- You’re putting it in cold water?????

Aurum: Gairy. Answer the question Gairy.

Gairy: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?

Aurum: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Coin Eater/Rust: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Aurum: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Coin Eater/Rust: Its takes less than a minute!

Aurum: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!?

Coin Eater/Rust: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Aurum: Like seven minutes.

Coin Eater/Rust: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan.

❤️💙: *Crying* you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted.

Stitch: Every single person in this household is a fucking lunatic.

Myca: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?

@ask-mother-spore @aurum-the-yapper @gairy-offical1account @feathers-ocs-a-world-of-chaos

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if youre my mutual you have to stay alive and stay safe and take care of yourself. no exceptions idc

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Staff have done their best to hide this post, OP's blog has been deleted to hide it. Spread this post as much as you can (ideally through screenshots to avoid it being nuked)

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please

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*Aurum is speaking to Stitch on the phone* 

Aurum: Yeah, I got bit by a goose. I’m also with Mother Spore.

Mother Spore: Im fucking dying- 

Aurum: Yep, they're okay. 

Mother Spore: I have a goose attacking me!

Aurum: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. 

Mother Spore: IT WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE!

*Meanwhile the wild child is trying to kick the goose off.*

I'll roast this fresh-outta-jail-duck. And eat it in front of his family and-

*The goose bites his leg.*

OUCH! MAAA

((LMAO MOTHER SPORE READY TO TROW HANDS WITH A BEAR BUT SCARED OF GOOSE IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING))

Alright-

[Mother Spore uses the dreaded stick to go bonk on the goose ((I'm trying so hard to figure out a good way to word this)) bonk]

THATS ENOUGH-

((I SPEED RAN MAKING THIS

I HAD TO))

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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I’m a master of comedy.

Gairy/Gun Fairy: Why are you talking to yourself? 

Ariana Griande: It’s called a soliloquy, bitch.

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