#r/adhdmemes

[alphie-in-the-sky]

[igetdrunkonpicklejuice]

hi i can't do it anymore

[doctor-fancy-pants]

“A true princess has ADHD!”

holds out crown

Me, obsessively sweeping all the grit off the fitted sheet with fiery rage in my eyes: “THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE OKAY—“

“Your Highness, we must introduce you to the people that we may scatter flower petals in your path!”

Me, fumbling for nail clipper because one toenail has a tiny corner which catches on the sheets: “The PEOPLE can fkn WAIT—“

“Your Highness? What are you doing?”

Me, collapsed into bed because it took hours to deal with all the sensory distractions and now my muscles won’t support my bones: “I AM GOING TO BED. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE.”

“Um. I’m just going to leave the crown on the dresser, if that is acceptable to Your Highness?” *clonk*

Me, curled up between three pillows, blankets over my head: “Whatever mate but if I wake up and my floor is covered in flower petals, heads will fkn roll, you hear me? And whatever you’re planning, it BETTER not be jasmine. The smell of jasmine makes me wanna puke.”

“…right.” *sounds of people whispering*

“Roses smell icky too.”

“But—!”

“Did you know that mantis shrimp can hit things so fast they create a li’l sonic boom?”

“Your Highness, I— wait. Really?”

*loud snoring*

“You. Over there. Hoover up these rose petals. I need to go google some shit before she wakes up.”

———

[meme nicked from r/adhdmemes]

[owlpellet]

Stumbled on you earlier today, looks like one of your posts broke containment reddit.c0m/r/adhdmeme/comments/122oosq/posted_in_rtumblr_by_uluprand/

good heavens i have all notifs that don't include tags/comments turned off so i didn't even notice how many notes that thing had reached

i'm glad it has helped so many people rethink how often they scroll The App though 🙏

[shantytown22]

source: https://www.reddit.com/r/adhdmeme/comments/yp5y1x/been_feeling_this_heavy_lately/

update: i'm 90% audiobook reading. the words on the page just give me headache. you can see why my grammar is suffering in these post.

[the-price-of-love-is-loss]

Credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/adhdmeme/s/7WdZhDOyaB

[saltwater2006]

The nature of the r/adhdmeme subreddit is that like once a week someones gonna repost a photo of some random schedule or organizational chart that they found online and everyone is gonna collectively lose their fucking minds lmao likeeeee not every schedule that is posted online is targeted at YOU specifically😭 no one is telling U that u gotta do all this 😵‍💫

[eggwhiteswithspinach]

Today someone asked me what my favourite song was, so I made this diagram to explain it to them.

https://www.reddit.com/r/adhdmeme/comments/v0feu1/today_someone_asked_me_what_my_favourite_song_was/

[alphie-in-the-sky]

[bispacecadet]

Spock why are your eyes so shiny

[tadrinth]

[muldur]

posted my meme on r/adhdmeme like an hour ago and it's still not up 😮‍💨. i want the attention!

[dehydrated-dv]

TIL: There is a weird (probably anecdotal) correlation between ADHD and Bisexuality and I feel personally called out. Does anybody have an explanation for this??

Source:

[shantytown22]

source: https://www.reddit.com/r/adhdmeme/comments/ylwiam/password_is_password/

update: does anyone type in their password anymore? i don't want to say too much because I'll probably get hacked. but my computer has all my passwords and if something happened I wouldn't even be able to access my emails to get the recovery codes to reset.