I was walking around my local mall and found a new Rainforest Cafe. Then Ted Nivison came in asking for directions to a local convention and I told him about it.
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You know between Defunctland and the interest in FNAF and those youtubers who went to every Rainforest Cafe, i think theres evidence that theres still a market for themed restaurants in America. Maybe we should bring them back?
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SEND HIM TO RAINFOREST CAFE !!!!!
Day 149
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I can’t wait for Ted Nivison and Eddy Burback to go to every Medieval Times in the country
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i think the true selling point of eddy burback and ted nivison's rainforest cafe road trip videos is the slightly surrealist horror of eddy gradually losing his mind and being indoctrinated into the cult of rainforest cafe and all but hailing the bathrooms as his sanctuary and the paintings of the monkies as his friends as he descends into madness. and meanwhile ted is just having a good time with his safari fries and world's largest pistachio
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New shipping dynamic:
Your ship is on a road trip to every Rainforest Cafe in the United States. Who is dying inside every time they go to yet another RFC, and who is having the time of their life?
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no actually i haven’t watched that show you recommended to me yet but i watched two guys visit every rainforest cafe in north america on youtube. twice.
so.
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Known to be quite handsome
In a certain angle and a certain light
Iblis belongs to @vargurvargur
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1997 [x x]
A tape loop plays an endless cycle of crashing thunder, screaming parrots, and grunting monkeys. There's a contentious divorce story on my left, prospects for career relocation on my right, and a "Seinfeld" dialogue directly ahead. Robotic birds jerk in the artificial canopy overhead.
Between the strained relationships, artificial conversations, and remote-control wilderness, I may go crazy. Or at least I'll have another beer.
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