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and if I said the Thunderbolts are more of a family than the Avengers were

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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUINEA PIG YELENA?????? WHERE DID HE GO????

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If I had a nickel for every time I shipped to guys together, and then ended up shipping their sons together even more- I would have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

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the difference between Haymitch and Katniss's narration is so funny. Haymitch would give us everyone's social security number if he knew them, while Katniss wouldn't even tell us her mom's name.

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Guys the Hunger Games Trilogy is even better if you read it with a southern accent in your head.

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Traveled a decent amount outside of the US, so when ever i see any news that has even the vaguest hint of somewhere I’ve been, i like to send it to my friends saying “OMG I WAS THERE” even if i havent been there

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rereading the hunger games and i CANNOT stop thinking about what haymitch and peeta’s individual interview training session must’ve gone. like

haymitch: so what’s your angle you wanna go for how do we want to portray you

peeta: I Have Been In Love With Katniss For 12 Years

haymitch: oh word?

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Recently re-read the first hunger games and here are a few things that I noticed that aren’t in the movie:

- Haymitch eating shit in front of everyone and the cameras at the reaping

- the entire character of Madge?????

- Peeta and Katniss eating so much when they first go on the train that they almost throw up

- Haymitch actually throwing up and Peeta volunteering to help clean him up

- an avox girl that was serving them in the penthouse being the same girl that Katniss and Gale saw being captured in the woods one day

- Katniss running out after shooting the apple in her showcase crying because she thought they were going to kill her family in retaliation

- Effie teaching Katniss how to walk in heels and be a “lady” before her interview

- Glimmer being put in a completely see-through dress, alluding to her having the same treatment as Finnick if she won

- the tributes actually being on stage for each others interviews, so the cameras actually get Katniss’s reaction- making her seem like a blushing school girl

- Katniss actually shoving Peeta to the ground and him cutting his hands open after the interviews

- Katniss smirking for the camera after hearing Peeta with the careers

- Katniss being left deaf in one ear after blowing up all the food

- Katniss actually shoot the boy who killed rue in the neck and him drowning in his own blood

- District 11 sending Katniss a piece of bread

- Peeta calling Katniss “Sweetheart” and then her having to take his pants off to treat his leg wound

- Night lock berries only being 12, so fox face didn’t eat them on purpose (she did in the movie tho)

- Cato being scared for Clove when she was being killed

- Peeta’s leg being amputated and replaced with a prosthetic

- Haymitch stoping them from surgically altering Katniss after she lost weight in the arena

- Peeta not knowing that Katniss was just putting on an act for their time in the arena

- Peeta and Katniss having to sit and rewatch the games with Caesar

- Gale being explained as Katniss’s cousins when they interviewed her family members while she was in the arena

- Over all: most of Katniss’s personality being only really in her head and not out spoken, and Peeta being very charming and charismatic in comparison

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rockstar Miku

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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as much as i love angst i do also adore familial league of assassins shit, and since i keep seeing them on my tiktok fyp i cant stop thinking about those videos of idiot teenagers in military training being. teenagers. and thinking of jason and damian. just those two having weird little gimmicks and traditions that confuse the absolute fuck out of the rest of the family from their time at the league.

damian will refer to grapes as ‘assassination implements’ because of that time jason tried to throw one at him, missed, hit ra’s in the back of the head, and to avoid getting out of trouble gaslit him into believing it must have been some kind of dart that hit him from a coup attempt. ra’s went into lockdown and had the entire base searched and jason’s been lying about it for a year, nodding along whenever ra’s brings up the ‘irritating failure that escaped capture’.

nanda parbat had a specific bar that a lot of the assassins would go to when off-duty for a break, but damian wasn’t allowed because talia said he was too young so jason and a couple other loa workers dressed him up in fake facial hair and convinced the bartender he was just a really short old guy to get him in, and since then whenever they talk about something damian’s done that he wasn’t supposed to do they say it was ‘old man brutus’ that did it. bruce has no idea who the fuck brutus is or why two of his sons find his existence so amusing.

whenever the assassins were fucking around on loa grounds they would have a specific low-down gravely tone of voice that when any of them saw talia or ra’s approach, they would use to warn the rest of the group by saying ‘al ghul’ in that tone to indicate everyone had to straighten up and act like they were training. damian can copy that tone perfectly, and will use that voice when saying non-sensical words like ‘ooby-dooby’ and ‘birch tree’ because the tone makes jason instinctively straight up and whirl around like a soldier hearing the word ‘sergeant’. it works every fucking time.

one of damian’s tutors and jason’s mission colleague hated coconut milk with a fucking passion and would rant about it every time it was brought up in conversation. a lot of the guys would take bets on how long she could go talking about it and then purposely brought it up to set her off as a game. every time anyone around the loa base was seen with coconut milk somebody would respond ‘what would eden say if she saw you with that?’. tim dick and bruce do not know who eden is or why they hate coconut milk and at this point they’re too scared to ask.

all im saying is the loa becomes much funnier if we consider it just to be a very strict assassin boarding school that jason attended and damian grew up in.

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Maskless Invincible i love you so much

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Say immortal, I heard you like em young

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PLEASEEEEE

I wanna make a Goblin so bad

there NEEDS to be buildable lancer mechs like gundam </3