#ralph penbury headcannons

[parkermunson]

ralph's favorite birthday tradition is the birthday spanking. subby little baby loves crawling over your lap for his birthday smacks. don't forget the one to grow on.

Mi amor, you're reading my mind!!!!

He'd be so excited for his birthday "present" that he's practically vibrating throughout the party. He's waiting on the bed when you finally wave off the last person out the door, he couldn't even bother to wait. When you get to the room, his pants are already thrown off and his leg is bouncing with excitement. You sit on the bed, and wait patiently while he gets comfortable over your lap.

The first slap is always a shock to both of you. You didn't hit hard enough, not the way he likes. It's so light that he actually begs you to go harder. Each spank is answered with a count from, choked but still intertwined with a moan. His cock is throbbing on your thigh and you notice he's rutting against you a little so you spank him with a forceful slap that leaves a red handprint on his cheek. He stills his hips as a tear escapes his lashline.

He awaits every new birthday, just because it means one more spank.

Send me Joe hc's for his bday!

[littlelioncub43]

I love Dennis being the avocado whisperer.

And i think it's super sweet that you give our nerds more personality.

I was thinking that Justin has a lot of key chains, they're all funny characters, or bells that always jingle when he opens the door so you know he's here even before he opens the door. The keys have so many chains that they don't even fit in any of his pockets anymore, but if you give him more chains, he'll appreciate them and add them, even tho he's carrying 2 pounds of chains😂

I also hc tht he likes bubblegum or minty chewing gum. He also likes it when you kiss and he can taste the gum you had (it sounds gross but i hope you can imagine what I mean😂).

I think Jake is somewhat of an adrenaline junkie. He third date was going to the amusement park and trying the craziest rides (i have a dirty joke in my mind but i won't add it).

I hc that ralphie is kind of an perfectionist. Whether it's planning his birthday party or a picnic for the both of you, it.has.to.be.perfect (sweet boy might even cry).

Hehe thank you! I try to make them as conplex and dimensional as I can. It's more fun to write when they have more going on rather than just the basics. I also think that it makes them more fun to read, too. More spice, more pizazz. Keeps you interested in them.

See, I love that for Justin 😹 he would also swap them out. Every few days or weeks, he changes his key chains to match his mood/outfit/your outfit. He makes the very compelling argument that it's an accessory just like shoes. It's funny to listen to him jingle jangle out of the house

For Jake it flip flops, sometimes he wants that high from adrenaline, sometimes it's too stressful for him to take. More often than not, he'll want the adrenaline, especially when he's in the right mindset of knowing he's safe.

Jfjsjfjdjfs Ralph is a perfectionist. Growing up, he felt pressure from his parents to be better, be a man, be everything he's supposed to be. So naturally, he feels like he doesn't have a lot of room to mess up, and with you he's trying so hard not to mess up. You're gentle with him, thankfully, and let him know that he doesn't have to be perfect all the time, that he's only a man, and he can make mistakes. He is deeply appreciative of this, but he still is very particular about your parties 😹

[parkermunson]

i think ralph is joe's kinkiest character. look at that weird little fuck. he for sure owns every sex toy that exists. probably made a few of his own.

yes 👏 yes 👏 yes 👏 yes

This man is a puppy personified. He'll have a plug and choker that sit in the top drawer of his nightstand. He's not ashamed of his kinks and will absolutely wear them out in public, though with the style of the time, no one else will know. Except you.

He would dote on every word out of your mouth, but would also be unable to focus because he loves hearing your voice. You could say gibberish and he would get so hard, he'd be fixing his pants every time you conversed in public.

The moment you get home, he's on you. If you're not in the mood that night, he'll be upset but won't push you. Your bed is on the opposite side of the wall from his and he'll definitely use that to his advantage.

He has so many toys at his disposal but he's so desperate that he'll grab a pillow, fold it over, and fuck it. The soft silk of the pillowcase has a delicious glide, and his hips are hitting the mattress hard enough that the bedframe is slamming against the wall, so you'll hear every thrust.

Even if that wasn't possible to ignore, his moans are a dead giveaway. He's so vocal, so fucking loud. But no matter how fast and rough he fucks the pillow, no matter what toy he uses, he won't be able to cum until you tell him to. It's your voice that pushes him over.

Send me Joe hc's for his bday!