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uglypastels · 2 years

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Ooo lucky you actually saw them. I wanted to but I was a late-ish fan and I could never afford to see them. But thats cool, did you cry? Were they perfect? (My younger self could never) And honestly yeah id feel superior too if I were you lol luckily within my friend group I was the only one that liked Niall so I felt superior as well lmao they all liked Harry or zayn. Liam was another underrated one.

We all had the shrine lmao mine was just everywhere, my whole room was just 1D or the wanted smh it wouldve been the the cherry on top of I had candles back then lol

I havent seen the tik tok, I should look for it tho somehow. I have a love hate relationship with tik tok. I just create unhealthy habits with things I swear. At least a girl could own the cringe lol I cant lol I took his lil face everywhere, a school field trip and everything, I even showed it off to my parents like they should be proud LMAO and I showed my friends who for some reason also wanted a head of their favorites like bro no you don't want that lol I wish I had the girls confidence to keep bring his cut out😂

Dude back then all the Zains were gettin it. My cousin who was a zayn stan also met a guy named zain irl like bruh she was all heart eyes just cuz of that. Its funny that thats no longer an original experience for her😆

Idk were just a special breed of people lol

I saw them in 2014 with 5sos as support act. It was peak everything. Its also the only concert i travellec abroad for (also my first ever concert haha) because when they were doing my local show i was at 8th grade camp which is a big thing so i couldnt miss that. I recently found my/my mom's videos from it and jesus the quality is not it. All just screams and the bass blasting off the speakers but god if it wasnt the best nigbt of my life

And no but i the name wasnt even the reason i had a crush 😭 he was tall and funny and i was a tween and was falling head over heels for any boy that paid an ounce of attention to me. The fact his name was zain just made it funny (we bonded for both having Z names. Slay)

I literally never met a liam fav im sorry he was not it for me

Ooh, also, in 8th grade we had to hold presentations about songs. And my bestie and i did Best Song Ever. Never did i have to prepair so little haha. We knew everything by heart, from info about the boys to the lyrics to the script of that bit at the beginning of the video and all the choreos. I remember they asked us to do it again because we danced along as we were watching the vid and i felt so proud because they all seemed genuinely impressed with our knowledge haha

#ranking the boys would be #1. louis #2. niall #3-4 zayn and harry (interchangable)#and then sorry to payno

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fellow-fandom-fruitifier · 30 days

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Everyone is so creative when it comes to Charles using new pet names for Edwin so here’s my take!! (Since everyone’s just dying to know.💀💀)

One: “Mate”. It’s a classic and they both clearly value the title of being the others best mate/friend. I think they'd keep it even while dating because one title isn't more important than the other.

Two: “Love”. You guys are so right but I raise you “MY love”. These boys literally go “Oh yeah, this is MY best mate!” I feel like that “my” would carry onto romantic nicknames.

Three: “Angel”. Listen- LISTEN!!! Edwin went to Hell and I just think it would be so sweet for Charles to call him Angel. Like, do you get my vision?? Especially in softer moments or when Edwin’s in need of comfort or something.

Four: “Sweetheart”. In Edwardian times I’m pretty sure two people courting were called sweethearts, I feel like this one is used less seriously. Like flirting, or Charles using his charm to get what he wants, jokingly placating, etc.

Five: “Lamplight”. Started off as sunshine and devolved from there.

Now for Edwin because I’m going insane over dead gay boys.

One: “Beau”. It’s just so cute and kinda old-timey I dunno. You can’t tell me Charles wouldn’t preen if Edwin introduced him as his beau.

Two: “Dearest”. Either said in complete earnest or sarcastically. No in between.

Three: “Darling”. I feel like Edwin could use this one to comfort or flirt like, “I love you just the way you are, darling.” And Charles just never knows which one it is. Maybe it’s a little bit of both, maybe the flirting is accidental, who knows.

Four: “Mon petit chou”. It’s a fancy way to say sweetheart. Edwin would love a fancy way to call Charles sweetheart.

Five: “My Heart”. Because Edwin also needs a “my” pet name. Obviously.🙄🙄

#tetris belies it’s wisdom upon thee #DBDA #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #payneland #this isn’t ranked btw #it’s just whatever tf I thought of #also didn’t add it to Edwin’s list since it’s not rlly a pet name but #he just really like saying Charles’ name #plain ol’ ‘Charles’ would most likely be his go to cause #like #it’s Charles

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s2pdoktopus · 8 months

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I just did this to show an aged up character design of the precious child to be honest.

#why you might ask? i dunno. sometimes i make things complicated for myself I guess.#i'm too lazy to find my of shitty comics thread featuring the child™ so here #if theres a ranking for young mistresses in jianghu. jiang cheng would be conflicted about being happy that his darling girl made it #or angry that teen aged boys ogled at his child.#i also honestly just gave jiang cheng a daughter 'cause I wanted to populate the female species in mdzs.#i didn't think I could use it with the overprotective dad trope but here we are.#jiang cheng #wei wuxian #an oc

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samarecharm · 4 months

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People who really like shuake also seem to write themselves into a corner wrt Akechi and his relationship to Akiras team. Contrary to popular belief, the team, including Haru, does not hate Akechi. At worst, they tolerate him and deal with his attitude. Hes a good teammate and respectable fighter and the team recognizes that at the end of the day, he was a teenager who was manipulated and abused by a man who saw him as disposable. Just about every thief understands this intimately. They have the same mindset wrt adults who take advantage of the people beneath them. Under different circumstances they wouldve been friends. And if u approach it from that angle, it becomes less about Akechi being the sole person who ‘gets’ Akira, and more about the thieves being the only people in the world who ‘get’ Akechi.

When you expand your thoughts to include the thieves as members of his Team and not roadblocks that get in the way of your ideal shipping dynamic, you allow urself to give Akechi and Akira more depth and nuance to their own relationship.

Akira and Akechi are wildcards; both of them struggle with the face they choose to display to the world. Its the first time Akira interacts with someone who is, at a literal, technical level, his ‘equal’. But Akechi is one of many firsts for Akira yeah? Every thief has their bond with Akira thats completely unique and personal. Akechi will never be the person who witnesses Akiras Awakening, hes never the person who watches Akira have his restless nights alone in the attic, and hes never the person who realizes in real time that the teenager hes housing is just Some Kid, not the delinquent hes been warned about. Hes not Ann or Yusuke, or any of the thieves; he doesnt have the time or experience that they have with Akira, and I think its interesting to explore that part of their relationship, shippy or not.

Akechi is someone who is incredibly lonely and self depreciating despite his cockiness and attitude. He has no positive bonds to speak of save for his connection with Sae. To have him see a team that works together and cares for each other, how do you think he would feel? Out of place? Inferior in some way? Angry about how hes been alone for so long in this single minded quest for revenge? Wouldnt that be a point of struggle between the two of them? I think what makes shuake good for me is knowing that Akechi needs alot of time to heal, and the thieves would want to help with that process. They do it bc they care, bc Akira cares, and bc they trust Akiras opinion (and he trusts theirs in return); if Akira feels like Akechi is someone who can be trusted Now after everything thats happened, then the thieves would do their best to help. And how would Akechi feel about that? Angry about the show of pity? That even now, he has no real say in what happens to him? Or begrudgingly grateful that they are cordial with him? Because they do care, he KNOWS they care, they care TOO MUCH actually; but the one thing he values over brawn and wits is honesty- fighting for what you believe in without having to use soft words to justify it.

#chattin #also like. as an aside #my hcs regarding these two is like. they could not date. theyd kill each other lmao #and like TOTALLY by all means i am obsessed w unhealthy dynamics for shipping #let ur boys be toxic. let them be messy and loud and violent. its like crack to me #but just like fandom as a whole; fanon interpretations are prevalent and LOUD #and so trying to interact with it is like pulling teeth #personally. i think too many of them think of Akechi as like. the Rude one of the bunch #when i like to think of Akira as rude and full of himself when its deserved #and man. being able to outwit Akechi makes it Fully deserved #and i like to think Akira would remind him of this when he tries to intimidate or degrade his team #like. i have a short wip i never finished (basic sketches)#of Akira pulling him aside and grilling him #‘youre here because I Want you here. youre here bc i Allow you to be here’#‘if youre going to stoop low and play petty i can do the same. if theres anyone on my team whos a fucking idiot; its you.’#‘dont make me reconsider having you on the team.’#and akechis like okay great does ur dick feel big trying to pull rank on me?#but really hes fuming. hes MAD. like feral dog mad. bc akira is RIGHT. like he is most times as akechi starts to see.#he has enough of a mind to recognize that hes lashing out bc of his own shortcomings; even if he refuses to admit it out loud #its beyond infuriating. its degrading. its a little 😶.#never had to deal w anyone that rivaled his own brawn and wits. and now theres a TEAM of them #just humbling him time and time again. it sucks. he stays bc he cant help himself 😭#he needs to see more…#also #shuake #for blacklisting

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patrickztump · 6 months

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patrick giving his victoria’s secret fit a three out of five is criminal. he was so adorable and those pants were unsightly and the studded off center belt was terrible but i love every aspect, every single detail of it that i could not rank it anything lower than a 5/5

#the grudge look would not even get a 1/5 from me i’m sorry it looks like hulk hogan i hate it #but the vs fit was actually so cute on him 🥺#the last fit was ranked appropriately. it was just normal for the time #babble post #fall out boy

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dazeddoodles · 2 years

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Ranking the OG Hexsquad by how they smell, best to worst:

#the owl house #toh #eda clawthorne #raine whispers #lilith clawthorne #darius deamonne #alador blight #odalia blight #perry porter #my art #if you want context for why i made this #its a long story #short version #on instagram i made a joke about eda calling the boys stinky #and they think shes being serious #and then i said eda would actually smell worst than of them except alador #which led to me ranking them

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rawliverandgoronspice · 6 months

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sssstop!!!!!! assuming ganondorf is a rapist random youtube videos I'm literally eating my own fingers and swallowing the bones whole like one of those weird birds aaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

#thoughts #ganondorf #cw rape mention #he NEVER showed interest in women in that way #to assume it's canon is so!!! aaaaaa!!!!#the gerudos would fucking destroy him if he was!!!!!!!#the gerudos by and large respect him until he fucks around and pulls a little invasion moment on everybody!!!#and if they don't it's because of a political divergence regarding how he sees hyrule!!!!#it's NEVER implied he takes advantage of them in that way!!!#(unless you assume a number of underlying orientalist tropes due to the way they look which --we talked about this enough in here)#there was a time where he was but a wee boy growing up among them #and unless they taught him it was something that was ok for him to do --why would he EVER even think of doing that???#even nabooru's situation (which was mentioned) is mostly focused on making her a top soldier to maintain order within his ranks #the notion that he would take advantage of her is??? he's not even around when she's brainwashed?????#she's literally encased in a hugeass armor!!!#and it's his moms doing the back-end work of keeping the gerudos in line while he's handling stuff in Hyrule??#nothing motivates me to keep working on Thralls more than Casual Ganondorf Slander u_u #like he did enough bad stuff as it is!!! can't we focus on the stuff he definitively did do instead of being weird???

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teaitis · 2 months

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That Gojo booklet...

#The love really is stored in the GOJO 😭😭😭😭😭#He loves his students so much he's busy and burdened sleep deprived deranged!!! Like hell he will ever let his students know it #He's from Kyoto!!! I thought he was Tokyo city boi certified I love thisss #Also idk I imagine his parents begrudgingly drifting apart from him but resigned to it out of necessity his betterment #And Gojo becoming a stranger to them bc of his power/fate so even if they wanted to love him they couldn't #I would like soft yet estranged parent(s)for gojo idk he deserves it plus it's not like they were highest in rank before so it could work...#ALSO SWALLOW BOY GOJO SATORU!! SWALLOW BOY FROM KYOTO HAS A SENPAI IN KYOTO!! love thisss #The only thing I didn't like in the booklet I think is Gojo being a dog person like Gege sir... That is a Cat you are talking about pls #Also his relationship chart was interesting #I'm really intrigued by him and ichiji famdon loves ignoring the fact that Gojo genuinely trusts him the most out of their own convenience #For shipping purposes but I really want Gojos relationships explored and explained with the jujutsu staff esp nanami Utahime Shoko ichiji #Like that man does NOT hate them #They're the closest he has to “friends” so like #What's that about #Also yaga ofc #Gojo #Gojo satoru #Jjk

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w975x · 19 days

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dreamed of lifeguard toji today. it was a very good dream. he was, however, not a very good lifeguard and let a dude fall/drown into the pool, suffer a concussion and go to the hospital because he kept flirting with me

#ʚ m.talks ‹𝟹 #but he was kind of misogynistic and made a ranking of all the girls present😐#also we were in a theather play in the beginning and he was invited to act with us because 'his figure was harmonic' (?? idk)#that man he did NOT gaf about the play #new headcanon unlocked tho misogynistic-ish toji felt accurate sorry #+it was funny bcs he was the guy standing by the entrace of the pool making sure everything went well (😬) and he would lift people up and--#--throw them in the water if they asked him #he was the main attraction. the slide #had ppl lining up and waiting to be thrown in the water fr #mainly teenage boys #toji fushiguro #fushiguro toji #jjk toji #toji x reader #toji x you #toji fushigro x reader #<because it can b a funny scenario to self insert to ig #toji headcanons #toji hcs #toji fushiguro headcanons

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nidstiniens · 7 months

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i am irrationally annoyed by the results of that poll about which scion could get closest to defeating the wol because we've canonically kicked estinien's ass multiple times, once while he was possessed by one of the most powerful dragons in existence, but the masses voted for him over g'raha tia, who not only has the power to transcend time and space, but who could also go toe-to-toe with emet-selch in terms of both power and wits

#ffxiv #ci.txt #this is just more to my point that the writers have been doing a BAD JOB with g'raha since the shadowbringers patch quests #they've boiled his entire character down to uwu cat boy which is cute and all but it kinda takes all that development and #throws it out the window which makes me really sad.#also i say this all as a person whose list of faves ranks estinien above g'raha #for the record i'm not mad at the voters i'm mad at the writers i think this is bringing up endwalker resentment for me #also if it's a question of estinien winning because g'raha would be hesitant #are you saying that estinien's loyalty to the wol at this point wouldn't cause him to hesitate as well?#come on.#i'm sorry my dog just woke me up from a nap and i'm grouchy pls don't hold it against me

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frobby · 2 months

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one of my favorite senarios to imagine to put yukio in is sending him 10 years into the future (with the exwires usually) and everyone from their class are like chill adults including himself working their boring ass exorcist job and hes trying to assert dominance over them as the teacher™ but they're all like bro why so serious?