#rated m for swearing

[hitohitonika]

Luffy admiring Zoro's back, soft skin without scars, representing his pride as a swordsman.

Which is why he pulls out and comes all over it, the only one that will ever mark Zoro like that.

[receding-tides]

where do the splatoon writers hang out i need to be autistic with them

[vampswritings]

It's Valentine's Day and Giles has been bit by an unidentified demon. The venom's having unusual side effects.

“Valentine’s Day - oh lord, I’ve mucked everything up haven’t I? I had plans, exquisite, carefully detailed plans to spoil you. I was going to cook - not have you, ah, shag the sense back into me.” “Rupert, can I tell you a secret?” Jenny kisses the spot directly beside his ear, feels him melt to putty in her hands. In too weak a state to keep sparring with her, the strength of his self-flagellation no match for lust magic. He’s beyond adorable for thinking it would be. “I was planning to seduce you anyway.”

everyone come into this little corner with me - where calendiles had a silly demon issue on valentine's day, and nothing tragic happened at all (includes, scoobies being mortified, damsel in distress giles, and love/lust magic because that's my thing lately i guess). happy valentine's!

[ifisawyoueverydayforeverwill]

It's 6 am and I didn't sleep because I kept reading angsty Lokius fanfiction.😭 They have me on a chokehold. The finale will end me I just know it.

[royalarchivist]

I love how it’s so much harder for Bad to pretend he doesn’t find Quackity’s dirty jokes funny when they’re together in person

[cowardstiel]

gays and ghouls i am finally doing it. i'm watching merlin.

[perryisle]

very dumb crit dmg doodle heavily based off of an exchange in hi fi rush that made me giggle

[spiderwarden]

Whenever the day comes where I get a little bit of weight to my name where my voice carries weight. I’m shitting on Larian and my cut break up dialogue. And then making their characters in general nicer, like it’s forbidden for some reason for them to say mean things.

[penname-artist]

rahh guess whose bored and also back

[sweetbabymantykes]

UGH okay I know I said I'd post pics of myself if I got more than 100 followers (and I have more than 100!! Thank you all so much!!!) and also of the dynamo badge but APPARENTLY my phone's camera got damaged during the gym battle. And the screen. So the phone itself is still mostly functional but I'm gonna need a few days to get back to civilization so I can get all this fixed before I can...spend half an hour being dissatisfied with selfies, I guess? I dunno. Point is, thank you all for following, I'll post pics when I can

[girlbossnezuko]

Dear Cassandra — Chapter 6

“Dart is a demodog,” Dustin clarifies to Mike, who looks back at him incredulously, “we think he’s like a baby demogorgon. He’s outside if you want to see.” “You brought a baby demogorgon to my house?” Ms Byers asks, sounding a little faint.  “He’s in a cage, so it’s fine,” Max says casually, and Steve gets the feeling she’s mocking Dustin, a little.

[van1lla-v1lla1n]

woke up an hour before my alarm feeling the call of the wild (fic inspiration for a pairing with only 2 other fics on ao3)

[gendervapor14]

pov ur not that funny

a little gift for my beloved @gali-la ❤️‍🔥

[sarcasticdolphin]

Me: Ok, let's have a nice little drabble rated T, please. Oliver!Tod: Rated M, you mean. *Starts aggressively making out with Martindolf* Me: Oh it's you. Fine. Mark!Tod: A one-shot rated E, you mean. And start coming up with a warning for [Redacted b/c tumblr]. Me: *Facepalm* I swear this was supposed to just be a little double drabble rated T and now it's like over 3k long and not even done yet. And most certainly not rated T.

[saturnisfallingdown]

sometimes i just remember that stanley parable ultra deluxe shares an esrb rating with most kirby games and it just makes me giggle

[probablygayattorneys]

If you listen carefully you can hear me, all the way from the rural landscape I call home, screaming “THE GAME WAS RATED M! YOU CAN HAVE HIM SAY HELL! ELTON JOHN DIDN’T DIE FOR THIS!”