#ready for the vid

[wubjellie]

Portal Pack 

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

I’m taylor swift releasing 100 variants of the same shit

[yaopi]

I WOKE UP AT 3AM TO GET A HEART ATTACK??????

[kindahoping4forever]

AshtonIrwin: Rice hearts are my love language

[la-muerta]

Shunyao my darling, my love, you have no idea how feral you're making me over Hero Legends. I am so ready for this show and I can't wait to meet Lu Yun and Qin Zhonghai!

(clip from the 2 Aug 2023 press con, the full press con with English subtitles can be found here)

[mobblespsycho100]

save me business casual Kabru save me

[lizardthelizard]

long awaited sequel to this video, aka, some of my favourite rimmer moments part 2

[coridallasmultipass]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST WIDDLE SNAKEY WAKEY.

I can't believe my son is 18!! I estimated a birth date for him to be about a month before I got him in fall of 2006, since he was such a widdle month-old baby sneky. I always try to get a good birthday pic of him - especially after he eats and gets the good yawns in.

Pretty soon, he'll be off to snake college, for snakes. Dunno how we're gonna afford those ssssnudent loans.

Image description below the cut:

First photo is an albino corn snake (species name: Pantherophis guttatus) peeking out from behind a fake flower on a rocky hide (a house inside the tank where reptiles can feel secure and hidden). The snake is flicking his tongue out. Only his head is visible in the photo. Caption on the photo reads: Demo's 18th birthday. August 9, 2024.

Next photo is the same snake, but in a clear, close-up, detail photo. Each scale is clearly defined. He has red eyes and pink cheeks, and pale white patterns on an off-white body. The scales on his head are shaped to follow the different planes of his face. The scales on his neck (and body, not shown) are uniform and scallop-shaped.

The next three photos are sequential. The same snake appears with his mouth barely open. Then, his mouth is wide open in a yawn. His cheeks look so smooshy. His head is shaped the way a snap hairclip opens, curved upwards, and it's funny and cute. His mouth has ridges inside, but no teeth or fangs are visible (because his teeth are too tiny to be photographed politely, and he does not have any fangs). The last photo in the sequence has the snake with his mouth still open, but the top of his head is a normal shape again as he begins to end the yawn.

[idk-a-plant]

BLASPJEMOUS TWO COLLECTORS EDITION HWR EMSISKALRKGJWS YA VENGO PWNTITWNTE

[vaggieslefteye]

HAPPY DAY IN HELL ↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x01 "Overture"

[loveyouuso]

oh my GOD. LUCHTBALLON U WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

[shesmore-shoebill]

so much attitude in the room and yet zero knowledge.

(i think the answer is that not all monks are celibate, but some are, but its ok bc both of them turning to Alex and Alex going "...i don't know" was the funniest possible outcome)

[wispurring-moss]

brain, completely nonplussed: uuuugh, jeez, this thing is taking SO LONG to actually finish, like, wtf is even up with that huh??

me, sweat on my brow and pure hellfire in my eyes: maybe, it might just so happen to be because THIS---

---level of aniMATION is what your perfectionist ass has decided is required for what was supposed to be a simple aniMATIC, you overreaching, pompous piece of utter. garbage---

[sfm-shenanigans]

STAY 58 (PUBG Victory Dance 58)  ripped by JohnyL on youtube.

[neopuff]

warden // love killer

[gromky]

I have to laugh when people wonder why Tommy repeatedly forgives Alfie or why they remain friends. You dont think maybe they share a kinship in being written off before they've even entered the room? we talk alot about tommy and grace "seeing eachother", but Tommy and Alfie see each other as well. Arguably in a more profound sense. I'm not talking about shipping dont make this a thing