#realize “i fucked so badly with improbability drives that now i cant feel pain lol”
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Okay hear me out.
If you got stuck in the Madness combat universe what would be your plan in order to survive the longest
Alright so
Gun
Try to befriend the clown
Reach the point where the entire cast is cool with me
Improbability drive bullshit
Flip off the auditor
Learn to do the Funny Volcanic Bullshit my OC can do, possible because of aforementioned Improbability Drive
Gun and other weapons
Make melee weapons with obsidian
Yes i am gonna make them in the moment in case someone needs Melee Weapon
If cannot do steps 6 thru 9 because OC exists, rely on him to explain things roto the cast
If step 10 is possible, and i get funny powers (again, totally possible because improbability drive go brrt), keep a Nexus Artifact in case someone of the main charachters needs a powerup. Maybe 2 if tricky and hank wanna fight
DO WHAT COMES NATURAL
#Alex's Answering Machine#yes i would like to be able to brofist the homicidal sign-wielding zombie clown with a PhD ty#also have a stupidly large arsenal so any charachter (canon or fandom) can just#get gun#if im gonna be SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA i would like to be the one that causes the most unnecessary damage#other things to do in the madcom universe:#always have some coffee for Gabriel Barsch and also remember he manifests from the color yellow so remember about “engineers”#give nexus artifacts like an older brother gives their sibling the controller for a while#use the improbability drive to make the AK-50 a thing (granted at that point its a bolter from 40o but liek)#die a buncha times#realize “i fucked so badly with improbability drives that now i cant feel pain lol”#make the cast realize i am the deus ex machina they neither needed nor asked#get a kill count of over 42069
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