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rainbowgod666 · 8 months

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Okay hear me out.

If you got stuck in the Madness combat universe what would be your plan in order to survive the longest

Alright so

Gun

Try to befriend the clown

Reach the point where the entire cast is cool with me

Improbability drive bullshit

Flip off the auditor

Learn to do the Funny Volcanic Bullshit my OC can do, possible because of aforementioned Improbability Drive

Gun and other weapons

Make melee weapons with obsidian

Yes i am gonna make them in the moment in case someone needs Melee Weapon

If cannot do steps 6 thru 9 because OC exists, rely on him to explain things roto the cast

If step 10 is possible, and i get funny powers (again, totally possible because improbability drive go brrt), keep a Nexus Artifact in case someone of the main charachters needs a powerup. Maybe 2 if tricky and hank wanna fight

DO WHAT COMES NATURAL

#Alex's Answering Machine #yes i would like to be able to brofist the homicidal sign-wielding zombie clown with a PhD ty #also have a stupidly large arsenal so any charachter (canon or fandom) can just #get gun #if im gonna be SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA i would like to be the one that causes the most unnecessary damage #other things to do in the madcom universe:#always have some coffee for Gabriel Barsch and also remember he manifests from the color yellow so remember about “engineers”#give nexus artifacts like an older brother gives their sibling the controller for a while #use the improbability drive to make the AK-50 a thing (granted at that point its a bolter from 40o but liek)#die a buncha times #realize “i fucked so badly with improbability drives that now i cant feel pain lol”#make the cast realize i am the deus ex machina they neither needed nor asked #get a kill count of over 42069

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wizard-laundry · 2 months

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QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.

#EDIT: clarified the particular section's coverage #unless of course that recent supreme court ruling made it more difficult.. the Counterman v Colorado case #better to play it safe #not all memes are created equal and some are probably less likely to get you in trouble however i wouldn't put it past someone #to at the very least report you to the feds if they don't like what they see #let's see how many people are going to use this to push for trump even harder #no gun control of course

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onlytiktoks · 2 months

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ph-cutie · 3 months

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the homura and mami fight in rebellion is so good cause they throw away like 500 guns in that ordeal and one of them is a teenage girl magically pulling dolled-up muskets from thin air and trying to use them in close combat while the other is a teenage girl also pulling guns from seemingly thin air but theyre all normal guns stolen from the japanese military that she just had on her person and im not sure which is funnier

#i mean the homura gun thing gets memed on a lot more but lets be honest its a close match #pmmm #madoka magica #mami tomoe #homura akemi

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evilgoodguys · 1 month

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try to forget.

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bacchuschucklefuck · 1 month

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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fh class quangle #my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now #got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol #in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine #this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol #I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out #thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough #to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement #(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering #its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics #maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol #fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor #I always forget makeup is real #also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know #sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate #also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home #she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her #okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things #cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps

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sad-littletalker · 2 months

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If Bruce is covering as Nightwing right now, who's acting as Batman in Gotham?

Tim: ok so any takers for the cowl?

*everyone looks at Jason as he is the second oldest*

Jason: oh no way. Absolutely not. Tim?

Tim: after evil gun Batman? ha. Nope. Plus DC doesn't pay much attention to me to make a good story about that.

Damian: may I-

Everyone: no.

Stephanie: OH I COULD BE PURPLE BATMAN!

Cassandra: I want to be Batman if Steph is my Robin

*everyone considers it*

Tim: that... isn't a bad idea actually. I like it.

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gawkeye-pierce · 2 months

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inspired by this post

#mash #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblogging #mashposting #mashblr #hawkeye pierce #colonel potter #charles emerson winchester iii #i need to print this and hang it on my wall #yes thats a water gun. he will GET your ass #my post #.....made this instead of taking the ibuprofen

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batcavescolony · 4 months

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*1940s Bat-Man gets switched with Modern Batman*

Robin: and now we call the poli-

Bat-Man: *picks up a gun and fires it into the air* that'll get their attention

Robin: ...

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Red Robin: their's someone new in town we should-

Bat-Man: threaten him with a bat in the mail and a note

Red Robin: ...

Nightwing: I forgot he used to do that.

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Bat-Man: why is the car black?

Red Hood: the Batmobile? what color would it be?

Bat-Man: red

Red hood: ...

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Bruce: this 'Alfred' fellow is really nice, it's just Dick, my Fiancée Julie and I in my time. But she doesn't know I'm Bat-Man-

All: WHAT!

Bruce: yes my fiancée-

Jason: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ALFRED?

Bruce: oh yeah, I have no idea who that man is.

#comics #dc comics #robin #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #damian wayne #all things in 1940s comics #the Batmobile was red. Alfred didnt exist. bruce had a fiancee. he sent bats in the mail. he fired a gun off to get the police there #batfamily #batfam #alfred pennyworth

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ruporas · 3 months

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need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #blood tw #ruporas art #love u when i get to cuddle u and love u when i get to feel ur blood soak into my hands #being this close to one another means the eternal suffering of trying to separate love and mission. love for one and love for humanity #i like to think of pre-vol8 vash as someone who struggles with his feelings for ww bc as equal and as trusted he is -#vash knows his responsibilities and he knows/expects ww wouldn't let him stray from it either. for that he can't take to any romantic incli #and i think itd make him view ww in a stricter non-personal way... If that makes ANY sense.#for ww - take someone who youv gotten close to and ended up liking more than you expected #someone who has a belief and follows it stubbornly - someone who'll get into more fights and trouble more than youv had your entire life #ww thinks of him as a monster but he knows theres a limit he himself can take - i feel like hes considered what might be the limit for vash #for Safety measures. just in case. yknow. whenever he himself might have to load the bullet < him hyping himself up as if he could do it #my point being that the thought of vash being dead crosses his mind more than he'd like. i think its a simultaneous dread drop in his stoma #for failure of the mission - but also an Ok? They can be killed? and also a disastrous gunning of his own heart. considering how much they #both live in their own heads some days are Just the worst ever for them in each others company. but also they lov each other :[ sooo much

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min-play · 7 days

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choosing responsibilities

Animation by Vic

#min draw #min move #minbitt #gun #one has to go #so many people picked responsibilities to get shot #i'm sorry it's not an option ;O;#it has me at gunpoint

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datcravat · 6 months

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pe ru so na

#MY ART #I SPENT FOREVER ON THIS #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #makoto yuki #okay so while it is super iconic I didn't want to draw someone with a gun to their head (love it in P3 love the symbolism #just dont want to explain it all to my mum or have non persona fans see it at my booth at comic con)#so I was forced to get creative #I hope this comes across #but I wanted to imply he just shot that bullet hole into the background that makes thanatos' eye #the bullet hole also sort of looks like a big glint of than's eye #those white parts on the white are than's hand curling around the MC #and I tried to make the colour scheme CYMK to symbolise how the MC is the wildcard #he is the blueprint and can make anything.#a lot of thought and effort went into this one. persona 3 baby!! hope you like it

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lustwithoutlore · 7 months

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Stephanie, clearly upset: I just spent $30 at the grocery store and all I got was eggs, mayonnaise, fruit, and pop.

Tim: Oh so prices have gone down, that’s good.

Stephanie: …. I really hate you sometimes, Tim. Really hate you.

Tim: Isn’t $30 for all that cheap?

Stephanie, calling Jason: I need an immediate extraction I’m about to kill Tim.

Jason: … And you need the extraction, why?

#steph: *cocks gun* time to eat the fucking rich #tim: thank god if I get killed I can finally rest #steph: *lowers gun* uh…. you good bro?#batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #tim drake #stephanie brown #batgirl #red robin #dc comics #dc comics funny #incorrect batfamily quotes

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mourninglamby · 8 days

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my my!

#I drew this watching a doc from 1967 about Holy Ghost worshippers #speaking in tongues #lalalalalala #c!tommy #my art #art #idk if I get creeps in my inbox again I’ll go quiet once more #but I’ve been enjoying drawing again lately … I want to share with yall #tw spider #tw knife #tw gun #blood #idk ask to tag merp

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aropride · 1 year

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#text #gun tw #noticed a new symptom 👍#unfortunately i havent been to a doctor in years and im kind of terrified ❤️#also money + insurance + getting a ride are all problems :/#health tag #peer reviewed banger

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socola · 9 months

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#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls branch #trolls john dory #brozone #branch gets like 10 times more dangerous after tbt cus he just carry around a gun or sth now

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