#realmfanon

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Patchwork are notorious for loving to show off their pelts. They're willing to suffer a little confusion from children to outshine the rest of the races.

[seekerquest]

can't believe it was JUST confirmed canon that seekerverse jesus was a chihuahua

You don't know what Jesus looks like here.

[theforesteyemuseum]

here have bees

We don't take living creatures unfortunately. I have s strict magical construct bees only policy.

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==> MABEL: Retrieve arms from Gail's bag.

Gail's already got arms, stupid!

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how many u-sounds until you cry uncle

That's the next one.

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You people just gotta side with the smoker.

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TWO talking skeletons?!?

OUO

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smash

SMASH WHAT?! SMASH WHAT, DUDE?!

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you ever seen that one deadpool fandom post about a pg 13 deadpool trying so hard to stick to the rating and knowing the movie only gets one swear and then exploding when someone else uses it b4 dp can? that's gail. they got given one swear and anna is gonna use it w/o realizing

That is, honestly, a brilliant idea.

[verse-the-comic]

you could make homestuck canon to verse. or give it to em here. this space aint canon anyways so whats stopping you from lettin them have their fun?

She may say "skip the intermission", as long as Mabel isn't around to hear.

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THREE??!? *THREE* STORIES?!

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oh are we eating roasted chicken tonite?

You get the fire started, I'll catch Chicken. We dine in Hell in an hour.

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you're teaching mabel to use a doggy door?

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do i *want* to know who gloria the hippo is

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down low?

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I mean, Warne is performing exacrtly as intended, then? with all your anons thirsting for your thirst trap?

I don't want to admit you're right.