#red and blue triangles :(((

[askbillchiper]

I'M STARTING A.. 'TUMBLR'? ASKBLOG? WHAT LINGO ARE YOU PEOPLE USING?

FORDSIE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS WEBSITE SHOOTING STAR SHOWED HIM. IT'S MY TURN TO SHINE.

HOW THE HELL DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!? THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. I TRIED TURNING IT OFF, IT WON'T LET ME! THIS IS SO ANNOYING!

I'M STILL FIGURING THIS DAMNED WEBSITE OUT.

WHAT IS 'DNI'? ..QUICK SEARCH ON THE INSTA-WEB, AND IT MEANS 'DO NOT INTERACT'.

UH, DNI.

PUNY HUMANS WHO LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET TORN APART. I FIND PAIN FUNNY, BUT YOU'RE ALL FREAKS.

I'M A LITERAL TRIANGLE GODSEND!?! NO HEAVY PORN, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

THAT'S LITERALLY IT. EDIT: NO, I WILL NOT DONATE ANYTHING TO YOU. EDIT ONCE AGAIN: SPAMMING MY ASKBOX IS FINE. I GENUINELY WANT TO INTERACT WITH MORE MORTALS, AND THIS INSTA-WEBSITE THING IS PERFECT FOR THAT. ASK AWAY. EDIT X3: MY EX-HUSBANDO IS @fordpinesofficial! WE HAVE A KID. THEIR NAME IS HEXAGON. UHH, THEIR BIRTHDAY IS OCT. 10TH. EDIT 4: MY FAMILY: @hexagonalthing @nightmares-and-dreams-come-true EDIT 5: MINI ME!!: @baby-bill-rp

[dabigbirb]

“Saw his dimension burn”

“Misses home, but can’t return”

[ginumo]

if i had a nickel,

thank you myth. very cool

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

Something something about red blue and yellow all being primary colors, what makes up our spectrum of color. They compose all the hues we can see. They are always reflected back at us. Red, yellow and blue are the building blocks for everything.

But only on paper.

Only in two dimentions.

Also the way bill shows ford a new color previously unseen, on that doesn’t have any of the primary colors in it. Somthing completely new, just for the both of them.

[firephoenix23]

Girl these color codes are making me 🥺😭

[rollforarcana]

Art Therapy Notes: He only draws red and blue triangles.

[floralstorms]

“WELL WELL WELL BEING”

huh

[giulliadella]

Speculative Biology of Euclydeans (and Bill Cipher) part 3

Part 1, Part 2, Part 4, UPDATE, Part 5

Reproduction and growth

I highly recommend reading the second part before this! This part is the continuation of second part and it talks about Euclydean reproductive system. I separated it because some people find reproductive anatomy NSFW.

As always, this analysis is based on two assumptions:

Before Bill Cipher became a demigod, he was a biological, living organism and so were the rest of his species.

Even after Bill Cipher became a demigod, he still retained some physical characteristics of his biological form.

There will be anatomic diagrams and discussions of pregnancy in this part, so content warning if you're sensitive about those topics.

And without further ado, let's get into it!

Reproductive system

One thing that we know for certain about Euclydeans is that they reproduce sexually. Bill has parents, a mother and a father and that is only possible in species that sexually reproduce. Because we know that we also know that males have testes and females have ovaries. This is because of biological definitions of male and female - a male is an organism that produces a lot of microgametes (small reproductive cells that don't have nutrients to feed the embryo) and a female is an organism that produces far less macrogametes (large reproductive cells that contain nutrients for the embryo). Hermaphrodites produce both types of gametes and some organisms produce neither - those are sexless.

Euclydeans most likely had males and females. Bill understands concept of gender, but also the one of sex. He claims that his species had 14 billion genders, but when talking about sexes, he only uses two: male and female. Now I don't know for sure whether Bill is a biological male, however, most of the insane shit he says points towards it. Whether it is him making inappropriate jokes about knocking up your mother or adopting toxic masculinity traits that humans have and also refusing to possess women all point towards him being a male.

Bill gets extremely uncomfortable when someone wants to touch or measure his sides, especially his "hypotenuse". Bill is an equilateral triangle, so he doesn't have a hypotenuse, but I tend to believe that what he calls hypotenuse is actually his base. Since touching Bill's base makes him incredibly upset and he calls people who do so "creeps", it's fair to conclude that that is where his reproductive organs are located. And it makes sense: in vast majority of animals reproductive system is located on the body side opposite of the brain.

I believe that Euclydeans give live birth. Bill is usually grossed out by humans and when he is, he is very vocal about it. There are only two human body parts that he isn't grossed out by: the brain and the uterus. I believe that's because those parts are similar to their equivalents in Euclydeans. Bill said that he was born, not hatched and he seems uncomfortable around the idea of laying eggs. He is completely comfortable with the idea of a live birth and uteri, so much so that he has actually depicted himself inside a human uterus which is an honor only brain has gotten from him.

This means that Euclydean females probably have a very similar uterus to humans and they give live birth. This also means that the fertilization happens inside the female, so males very likely have some kind of copulatory organ. Copulatory organ is basically a means for a male to deposit his sperm inside the female. In mammals it's called penis, in reptiles a hemipenis and so on. I don't know how would Euclydean copulatory organ look like, but it acts like a hemipenis - it's coiled inside their shell when it's not in use.

Despite having a uterus, Euclydeans are for sure not placental mammals and they definitely don't feed their babies milk. Thanks to Bill asking Ford why he didn't eat Stan while they were in their mom's belly, I have a theory that Euclydeans feed their fetuses via adelphophagy. Also referred to as "intra-uterine cannibalism", adelphophagy basically means that the mother produces a large amount of yolk-rich eggs and deposits them in her uterus. Some of those get fertilized and the others serve as food for her embryo. However, the goal is to nurture just one embryo while the rest will get used as food for it! This is a technique used by some sharks and it fits so well with Euclydeans too, since they, just like sharks and humans give very few births throughout their life - less than 10 and it's almost always to one baby. Adelphophagy is very hard on the mother because she has to produce a huge amount of yolk for her baby to eat, so she will have to have a "recovery period" when she won't be able to get pregnant again.

This also means that Euclydean fetuses have developed teeth and ability to kill and digest their unborn siblings. That is fucked up, but it's normal for them. Hell, human pregnancy could be called "intra-uterine parasitism" because our babies feed on mom's nutrients. And the baby that turns out to be stronger that the other embryos has already passed the natural selection test and is viable to live outside of mom.

Euclydean babies are born with teeth and they are capable of eating the same things that their parents do. They are also born with a very soft shell. Since the mother has to push the baby out of her vagina, just like we do, their babies are super soft and squishy so that they could leave the womb with as little trouble as possible. That super soft exoskeleton is why baby Bill is shown having yellow arms. The shell is as soft as skin and when baby's limbs are retracted into it they can actually use it as skin. Besides, Euclydeans are cold-blooded so babies, who are smaller and thinner than adults and have very little protection might want to keep their limbs inside the shell as a means of keeping warm.

There's one part here about males that I didn't talk about and that's the hat. The hat is a living part of a Euclydean and out of Bill's parents only one is shown having it. Since Bill has it too and he's a male, his father was the one with the hat. But what is the hat? Well, "if it doesn't make sense it's used to attract females" is a saying in biology for a reason. Euclydean girls are seemingly attracted to males who have long and muscular hats. Besides, Bill himself says outright that he has a "seduction hat" and it's just a comically large cylinder.

So Euclydeans are sexually dimorphic species: the males are characterized by having a large growth in a shape of a cylinder hat on top of their head which females lack.

2. Growth and development

Baby Euclydeans are all soft and squishy, but they will harden as they grow. The shell gets more triangular as it hardens. The babies probably have very soft skin on their limbs too and that's why their parents give them shoes to wear to protect their little feet.

Interestingly, Euclydean eyes grow with them which is a rarity among Earth animals.

Also, I am aware that Bill said that he's a preteen, but he's lying. He has adult proportions and a fully developed hat. Hat develops as the male matures, so preteens wouldn't have it. Bill is an adult with emotional maturity of a preteen and he's using that as an excuse for his behavior. He sucks.

Also they aren't born without limbs, I screwed that up, the limbs are inside the shell, that's what I wanted to say, but I'm not English.

One very interesting thing that I noticed is that Bill's juvenile form has two rows of bricks, but his adult form has three. This means that he adds segments as he grows and there's only one way for that to occur - MOLTING!

Like all animals with exoskeleton, Euclydeans molt. Molting is a process of replacing the old, small exoskeleton with a new larger one as the animal grows. Some animals, like millipedes, add extra segments during molting process until they reach adult size. This is the case with Euclydeans.

This is confirmed to me by that little bit about Fiddleford seeing Bill remove his exoskeleton to feed. Removing the exoskeleton to eat would be the worst adaptation ever, not only because removing the exoskeleton takes a lot of time, but also because the animal would be completely unprotected during a very vulnerable time such as feeding. So what I think happened was that Bill was changing his exoskeleton to look all shiny when he comes out of the portal and, since molting is a very energy demanding process, he wanted a snack afterwards. And Fiddleford barged at the worst moment.

The exoskeleton of Euclideans contains their pigments, so they need to wait for it to fully harden until they gain color and the skin becomes invisible under it again. They are soft and vulnerable in this stage. And, considering how Alex Hirsch draws Bill in human form, I headcanon that Bill is a bit chubby, which you can see here XD

But, I know what my freaky fanfic authors need to know: Could Euclydeans and humans have sex?

Well, since Euclydeans are as intelligent or even more intelligent than humans, you can discuss consent. And with that, have fun. There are definitely ways Ford could have fucked that triangle.

@unoriginal-starwalker thank you for your support with this. My degree is burning in hell together with me after being used to write this.

[bugisbonkerz]

fucked up creature experiences remorse

[lavernius]

More old art that never got posted!

[askbillchiper]

Hi Billy it’s me your mom I’m alive again

...

S..

SCALENE?

MOM..?

[smilysstuff]

Red vs Blue the show ever of all time, where it shows how soldiers even in opposite sides are only human, and also canonical alien mpreg

[egginfroggin]

Shooting Star

(Frantically telling myself that I'm not going to do this with every member of the zodiac, I'm not gonna do a monochrome portrait of each of them with their symbol in gold haloing their head, I'm not gonna do that I'm not I'm not gonna - *thinks about how to pose Dipper and the grunkles* frickign dang it)

[thesparkingeyeofdawn]

[Suddenly, PINELY comes running into the room.]

Hi, friend who minstrel! Wanna do coloring with me? : D

(@euclittle-guy)

*He completely freezes, eye wide, and lifts up the gun to point it at Pinely*

[renmorris]

thinking about Stanley being institutionalized in the context of Same Coin Theory. in the throws of an intense psychotic break, remembering things that tear at the walls of his human brain. thinking he’s back in the theraprism. an intense sensation of dysmorphia, displacement…

perhaps even a sudden loss of coordination, like he isn’t sure how to move his body around anymore.

maybe he’s picked up after a suicide attempt? point is, he’s checked in and his mental health deteriorates rapidly. shadow out of time energy.

[firephoenix23]

Okay I’m probably overthinking way too much about this but you every notice when bill get mad he turns red but when he makes deals and tries to be friendly he uses a blue flame what if this could tie back to his parents 🤯🤯