#remus: we do a moderate amount of trolling in this house
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hc that remus is actually a pretty good cook but chooses to make the most nauseating, nuclear sludge of a meal for absolutely no reason
#one of my favorite things#is making remus surprisingly good at something#only for him to never use that skill#by choice#remus: we do a moderate amount of trolling in this house#remus makes the BEST squid ink pasta do i need to say more#can you imagining being served dick shaped gourmet meatballs on a date#with cinammon buns shaped like an ass made out of pigs blood#like ok#this shit be bussing but what the fuck#remus: chicken fetus overrated blood cinnamon rolls metal as fuck#virgil trying to enjoy his bacon wrapped sage snails:#this is him trying to get laid too lmaooooo#babe i spent 4 hours in the kitchen for you what do you mean i don't get to fuck you#ts remus#remus sanders#virgil sanders#ts virgil#sanders sides
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Imagine if logan actually had modern day slang vocab cards the tomfoolery that would ensue
#your honour they hate to see a girlboss winning#we cannot ratio our way out of this one#compelling argument roman#unfortunalty I am inside your walls#everybody else: please stop#logan: I am based#they get in to a screaming match on who relayed the information to him#remus is immideitly suspected and promply lambasted ofr it#while he SWEARS that it wasn thim and to get off his ass#while virgil laughs from afar knowing he did it#we do a moderate amount of trolling in this house#ts logan#logan sanders#sanders sides
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