#renjun crack

[haekisses]

your text reactions are so cute!!! Could you please do renjun bf texts? If you could ofc and if you don't want to its really okay !

thank youu, you’re too sweet! here are your renjun bf texts <3

RENJUN BF TEXTS.

requests are open !

[neoswift]

bad enough for you! [1]

PAIRING.    renjun x reader CATEGORY.    mini filo smau, fluff, humor, crack, academic rivals, high school au WARNINGS.    language SUMMARY.    random conversations with your academic rival and secret boyfriend, renjun huang.

part 1 | part 2

NOTE. quick renjun brainrot lang po kasi bagay na bagay sa kanya trope na to pero short lang kasi bobo ako wala ako macocontribute sa acads part ng rivalry CHZ HAHAHAHA background lang ! g12 stem students sila, anak ng vice principal si y/n, they've been academic rivals since g7, and they've been secretly dating for 6 months.

TAGLIST. @archivedmkl @nctasdfghj @wooyoung-a @morkleetrash @kkotjia @i-aecrysture @injunified @smolpeyy @pepperrye @hibuki-chan @hannie-dul-set @chanfilms @yiz-yo @anya-writes-stuff @w0nderr @mihyu-ckie @remisaki @fullsunld @main-figuresk8-sunghoonie @dejavukirstein @seijenoh @renjun-pretty @skzbeyleynjasnct @yoitbb @najaeminluvbot @hazyru @lune1897 @heynayu @chimajeyn @rensaure @13isacoolnumber @liljeongseong @marahuyornjn @eureah @markleepooh @000rpheus @nanayogurt @luvenshiti @j-8star @flovezen @jaeyuuns @yoonhanzjaem @ssuungchans @shairamaexx @hibernatinghamster @roseltgiri

[justalildumpling]

⇢ shh! don’t tell HR

synopsis: the one where you made out with a stranger in the club the night before, only to find that he was your interviewer the next morning

pairing: renjun x reader genre: social media au, college au, strangers to lovers(??), crack, fluff warnings: swearing, sexual innuendos, mentions of partying, jokes about death note: WOAH j's consistently posting?!?!!?!? CRAZY.... (lol watch me disappear again after this😭 /hj....)

[ part one ]

permanent taglist: ~ @xxxx-23nct @maeumiluv @produmads @shwizhies @polarisjisung @dearlyminhyung @wooyoung-a @w3bqrl @daincty @deehyuck @ficrecnctskz @rv7hsua @n0hyuck @neosdaisy @baekhyunstruly @barbkh8450t @cupid-yuno @rum-gone-why @mxnhoeuwu @dinonuguaegi @alethea-moon @klovmasworld @haechansbbg @moonchele @sehunniepot @chernabogsbiggestfan

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets part 2 here u go enjoy ily

[ohmygs-blog]

hi!!! can i request sending a boob pic to nct dream to show them that you got nipple piercings

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ

i’m back and with boobies

dreamies 🤝 boobies

enjoy :)

[haechrry]

nct dream reaction ; rizzless edition

NOT REQUESTED.

⚠︎ requests for texts are open.

WARNINGS: suggestive? (yall idk)

[dad jokes are not mine of course.]

[w0nslvr]

𝑩𝑭!𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑺 (𝑯𝒀𝑼𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬)

𝒐𝒕7 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 (𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒌/𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏), 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒔, 𝒌𝒎𝒔 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒔

𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑵𝑨𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬

A/N: i know jaem is a 00’ liner too but just bc i have to split the posts up bc of the pic limit i just split them up 4:3. haechan and marks are so funny to me LMAOOOO anyways send requests and reblogs are appreciated!!🤍

[liliansun]

hey i’ve been wanting to see an idea where nct dreams reaction to seeing a new tattoo of yours (i think it would be so cute 🥲)

(i got a new tattoo,, is this you telepathically wanting to see it 👀)

—dreamies reaction to you getting a new tattoo ✨

a/n: my head hurts after this one so i’m gonna to to sleep but i’m gonna work on answering the other requests before reopening them 🫶

[taetr4ck]

Helloo!!! Can i request a nct dream (idol!au) reaction to members seeing their s/o’s hot and sexy edits on insta/tiktok? You’re very good at writing these things though🥹 love you❤️❤️

NCT DREAM'S REACTION TO WATCHING YOUR EDITS !

nct dream [mark, renjun, jaemin, haechan] x idol! reader — no warnings. part 2 here

a/n: hiii of course !! and thank sm for the compliment !! 🫶🏻 i’m soooo sorry for taking these long to post 😞 i have these for a long time but i didn’t get the time to post it. i hope you enjoy! mwah 💘

requests are open 🤍

[jenjibear]

NCT DREAM FAKE TEXT IMAGINE:

Getting them to say I love you

(Fluff)

Slight curse words

AFAB reader

[haekisses]

NCT DREAM RANDOM BF TEXTS.

requests are open !

[neoswift]

bad enough for you! [2]

PAIRING. renjun x reader

CATEGORY. mini filo smau, fluff, crack, academic rivals, high school au

WARNINGS. language

SUMMARY. random conversations with your academic rival and secret boyfriend, renjun huang.

part 1 | part 2

NOTE. hehe yun lng po sana nagustuhan nyo 🫶🏼 balik tayo sa labyrinth next week 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

TAGLIST. @archivedmkl @nctasdfghj @wooyoung-a @morkleetrash @kkotjia @i-aecrysture @injunified @smolpeyy @pepperrye @hibuki-chan @hannie-dul-set @chanfilms @yiz-yo @anya-writes-stuff @w0nderr @mihyu-ckie @remisaki @fullsunld @main-figuresk8-sunghoonie @dejavukirstein @seijenoh @renjun-pretty @skzbeyleynjasnct @yoitbb @najaeminluvbot @hazyru @lune1897 @heynayu @chimajeyn @rensaure @13isacoolnumber @liljeongseong @marahuyornjn @eureah @markleepooh @000rpheus @nanayogurt @luvenshiti @j-8star @flovezen @jaeyuuns @yoonhanzjaem @ssuungchans @shairamaexx @hibernatinghamster @roseltgiri

[justalildumpling]

⇢ shh! don’t tell HR

synopsis: the one where you made out with a stranger in the club the night before, only to find that he was your interviewer the next morning

pairing: renjun x reader genre: social media au, college au, strangers to lovers(??), crack, fluff warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, drugs, partying, jokes about death note: i’m back guys😔✊ i finally got my little noggin working to create this spontaneous oneshot because i remembered this quirky moment last year LMAO anyways🫶🫶

[ part two ]

permanent taglist: ~ @xxxx-23nct @maeumiluv @produmads @shwizhies @polarisjisung @dearlyminhyung @wooyoung-a @w3bqrl @daincty @deehyuck @ficrecnctskz @rv7hsua @n0hyuck @neosdaisy @baekhyunstruly @barbkh8450t @cupid-yuno @rum-gone-why @mxnhoeuwu @dinonuguaegi @alethea-moon @klovmasworld @haechansbbg @moonchele @sehunniepot @chernabogsbiggestfan

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets pt 3

[ohmygs-blog]

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

surprising the dreamies on tour.

love making my idol bf texts! hope u guys love them too <3

[divinecrimson]

STONERBoyfriend Haechan texts pt2.

Goofy ver.

Made by me but I’m too lazy to put the watermark lol.

War: cursing, mentions of knifes, crying, arguing, poison, slightly suggestive, mentions of violence.

Incl: renjun

Even tho it’s slightly suggestive I still don’t like the thought of minors interacting lmao.