#replaced god au whb

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There's a whole bit about Satan and Sitri not knowing what a dildo is, and whether or not they call it something else in canon I like to imagine that they actually don't have toys in hell and they think it's just a silly human thing, cause if you want pleasure you could just ask for it, who cares.

Cue Ppyong coming back from earth with MC's hitachi wand in his little bag and MC getting evil thoughts.

The demon decides to humor them. Sure, whatever, you can use that little machine on them. They have a little pride about it, joking or not, mentioning how it won't compare to actually touching him, but go ahead, he's curious.

Maybe twenty minutes later and he's trembling, holding on to you like you're a lifeline as you use it on him. You tell him that this is the low setting and they whine.

Ah, this was meant to be a request, but it's kinda long now. If you understand where I'm going then can I ask for something like this to be written for Satan, Lucifer, and Gabriel but for the replaced god au, if you want? If you do decide to write for Gabriel you can make that a separate post if you need to.

I really love this!! (And spoilers but Mc summons dildos infront of Mammon, Satan, Sitri, Marbas, and Foras. None of them know what they were!

So like, I know there ARE sex toys in hell, but they don’t seem to have as many as humans! So that leaves so many thoughts!!

They’d be so sensitive to the vibrations at first…(I have a pastel blue/green one I’m using as reference;) )

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Satan

Cw: overstim,

Satan lazily watched you prepare the hitachi wand, he was confused as to why you were lubing his dick, shouldn’t you prepare the toy to go inside him? “(M/c)? What does that thing do?” Satan asked in a bored tone.

“It vibrates.”

You turn it on, it’s the lowest setting but the toy is fully charged, so it’s quite strong against Satan’s unprepared manhood. He jumps and hisses as his body adjust to the sensation. You can see him lose focus for a few seconds before he grabs the bed sheets and claws into them. You grin and press it against the tip of his cock, Satan howls, thighs snapping shut around your waist.

“F-fuck! T-that’s strong…” Satan hissed out, trying to regain composure but unable to do so. He’s panting, his heart is racing and he’s positively dripping pre in response to the toy. He moans and rolls his hips forwards, his eyes blurring as he does so.

“Yeah, it’s used as a ‘personal massager’ for humans to get off on their own, or use on their partner like this.” You say calmly, slowly, intentionally pausing to draw out his torture. You were taking your time overstimulating him, it was fun!

“W-well if this is the strongest setting, t-then I have nothing to worry about!” Satan laughs out. Even as he’s clearly blushing, embarrassed and being overstimulated, he’s trying to act like he’s holding his own.

“Oh this is the lowest setting!” You laugh out. Lightly flicking the wand up one more setting. Satan whimper and grabbed your hand, the toy was vibrating so hard he couldn’t even keep his hand still, though he doesn’t tell you to stop.

“W-wait you can’t turn it up like that! He whines, nearly screaming as you press the wand down on his sensitive tip. His hips tremble and you can see the muscles in his stomach convulsing, you have to hold his cock still as it pulsates. He cums in your hands fast. Too bad for him you don’t stop, as his bliss wears off and the overstimulation kicks in, it nearly hurts to feel the wand vibrating in his cock.

Lucifer

Cw: overstim,

Lucifer didn’t think this through, he for some reason thought he could…tone it out? Lucifer upon seeing the wand was bored and laid down, acting like he’s rather sleep than entertain the toy. When you mentioned its intense he dared you to put it on the highest setting.

He thought he was being smart.

Too bad you two have the same brain cell.

As soon as you turned it on, he’s hissing, trying to wiggle away from the toy. His cock actually a quite a bit of pre out almost instantly. He moans and you can see the shock on his face, his eyes black, his iris no longer visible.

“T-turn it down!” He hisses, he’s confused when you don’t do anything, he tries to growl but you press the wand down on the tip of his cock, turning his growl into a whimper. “Turn it down-now!”

You laugh and press the lower button to turn it ‘down’. But nothing happens.

You mean forward and whisper into his ear, he can barely hear you over the buzzing of the wand and his heart racing.

“Lucifer. This IS the lowest setting…”

Lucifer whimpers in frustration and disbelief. This is a joke, you can’t be serious…but he hears the toy clicking, letting him know you’re not lying. He tries to ignore it, but he can almost feel himself going numb from the vibrations and he knows he can’t last long. He trembles and watches the toy, his cock is practically drooling out his seed…it’s pitiful…

Gabriel (Replaced god Au)

Cw: overstim

Gabriel was trembling, the toy wasn’t even on, you haven’t even done much more than stroke him until he was hard. When you place the wand to the tip of his cock, he whimpers.

You flick the toy on, as soon as it turns on he cums. You don’t turn it off, even as his orgasm fades he’s trembling with the toy on. He feels like he can’t stop cuming!

It hurts, but feels so good, he can’t believe…his Lord, His Master is giving him such amazing pleasure! He doesn’t know what he did to deserve it, but…he’s not sure he can handle it!

“P-please my Lord!!” Gabriel whimpers out, he’s desperately holding onto you, he’s kissing your neck, trembling and crying as his all six of his wings spasm behind him, flapping unevenly and nod nearly strong enough to lift either of you up.

“Shhhh….it’s ok.” You shush him. “I’m going to turn it to the next level, ok? This is the first level, there’s six more to go, ok?”

Gabriel trembles and hides his face. “I-I don’t know if can handle all of t-them!” He whimpers out. He hugs you like he’ll fall all the way to Hell if he lets go. “I-I’ll do anything for you…”

He bites his lip trying to ensure the vibrations. It hurts….but it feels amazing! He has to do this! He has to prove to you he can do this! H-he owes you everything!

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If you’re willing could you maybe write a little thing (idk the word for it sorry 😭) about replaced God MC getting annoyed with Gabriel and choosing to get energy from Michellel instead??

Yes! I love this, I was thinking of cucking em with lower demons but it would get their heads turning if you chose one of them!

(I really hope you like it I feel like I messed it up!)

Wrong Move (Gabriel)

Cw: technically c*cking?, pining, one sided relationship, angel energy exchange, slight edge play,

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Gabriel knew you wouldn’t forgive him easily for…branding you…killing your best friend and charging a war against Hell, then kidnapping you…

Gabriel sighs as he watches you tremble as Michael Carrie’s you to your room for some…angel energy….he wished you’d give him a chance! He’s gotta be better! No angel has done…such activities until you came around so they all have the same experience level…

It hurt since it wasn’t just once…this is the with time…it irked him to know you chose the cry baby to him…he could hear his whimpers and moans…it made his heart ache…

He thought about the brand marking he left on you, it hurt to know…he scared your perfect vessel. But…you gave him no chance to make it up, he could heal it! But…you ordered him to deal with and live with the scars there…

He whimpers as he hears Michael moaning loudly, enjoying himself with you…Gabriel had gotten so upset he even tried peeking in in you two a few times.

Each time Michael just…was so obedient, only doing as you say…even letting you edge him.

“A-aah! M-my Lord…I’m close! Please have mercy!”

Gabriel paused, he’s never heard Michael sound like that, he’s never seen him look like that…

Gabriel’s own body heated up at the thought often of you doing this to him…he can feel his cock throbbing in its cage and as he glances towards the other angels groin, he notices…the lack of a chastity cage….

His eyes widen realizing you took off Michael’s cage.

He sobs in frustration quietly, leaving, trembling in a mix of embarrassment and frustration. He needs to make this up to you…

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The next day you wake up to Gabriel having made you breakfast. He has your clothes laid out and is smiling to you. “My Lord, I’m sorry…I’ve been very…dare I say inappropriate.”

Gabriel sighs and looks away trying to think of what to say.

“Have I said before? That I love you, I deeply value you and will do all I can to protect my Lord…” Gabriel leans forwards and rest his forehead on yours. “Please, please Master…let me heal the wound I have you, I’m sorry…I regret it.”

You barely seem bothered, making him feel wounded, his smile falters but he gets his hopes up when you brush his hair to the side so you can look in his eyes.

“Gabriel. I knew you were watching.”

Gabriel freezes and lowers his gaze. “I-I’m sorr-“

You interrupt him. “Don’t be a brat, I’m not going to chose you next time because your pride wants it…”

You grab his halo and yank it so he flops on the bed, landing beside you. Gabriel looks to you in surprise but since you don’t key go of his halo he decides to behave and stay down. He looks up to you nervously.

“Maybe next time I’ll let you sit in the room, gagged and tied up so you can sit back and enjoy the sight without bothering us.” You coldly tease, leaning over you pluck a feather from Gabriel’s wings. “Get Michael. I need some more energy.”

Gabriel whimpered as you let go of his halo.

“M-Master please give me a chance! I will prove myself to you! I’ll do anything you want! My entire being is just for your pleasure!” He pleaded…you hated his desperate tantrums whenever you decline him something like this. “Once chance is all I’m asking for please…”

As you sit up on the bed he gets on the ground on your side of the bed and gets on his knees and bow, his head on the ground as he bows to you. You know it’s a sign of respect but you grin and place a foot on his head, pushing his face against the ground.

“What a whiny bitch you are…now get Michael and I’ll let you watch.”

Gabriel held back a whimper and hurried away, trying to hid the tears in his eyes from your rejection…he’s sure he can make it up later…just not now…

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(Pull results and link to the original with the kings!)

So this is the main three angels

Intro:

When Gabriel had first attacked you, he didn’t check his surroundings, he regrets having attacked you in the first place…but his nativity kept you alive and for that he was grateful.

If he’d noticed Minhyeok, Satan….you wouldn’t have survived, that scares Gabriel. But what he didn’t expect was…

He missed you had a child.

Satan had already basically had your kid safe the second Gabriel made himself known, and being a child, when Satan threw blankets over them, they’d stayed under them scared.

But when the angels tried to get you…you had a child. A human child. They know your roommate wasn’t the dad so…

These idiots further believe their delusions believing you had a ‘virgin’ birth!

So naturally they take you AND your child to Heaven!

Every angel takes turns watching and caring for your child.

You don’t exactly like it but at least no angel really has more than 20 minutes with your kid and only 2 of those minutes (unless you’re sleeping) they are unsupervised by you.

The angels treat your child just as well as you. Hell, they’d even go to the human world to get toys/supplies for the kid!

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Gabriel

He’s a little upset that he’s kinda…like a villain to your child. He understands you and your child have a damn good reason to hate him…but that doesn’t make it hurt any less!

He really wants to be a part of your kids life to try and warm up to you, but he has no idea how to treat a child, there’s been no children in Heaven for a while, well at least not children they care for…

He helps your kid with anything they get stressed over, homework? He’ll do it for them! Your kid is hungry but you don’t have enough time to cook? Hes getting anything he thinks your kid will like

He practically worships the ground you walk on, so given you love your child, he treats your child like a tiny God, he is protective of them but backs off from ‘raising’ the child as he knows you’re more skillful with that

Michael

Your kid 100% calls him a crybaby, both to his face and behind his back. He finds it a little funny, he’s stopped crying since you came to Heaven but…your kid still removers him as the ‘crybaby angel’

He tells your kid stories, about God, Heaven, Adam and Eve, he’s like the Uncle that reads your kid to sleep/watches over them while you rest/do literally anything else

He uses his wings as blankets if your kid falls asleep near him, he will stay there to keep your child safe while they sleep, even if he loses sleep over it

He is just smart enough to figure having your kid like him will make you dislike him less, he feels better when you don’t glare at him, even if you’re only smiling because your child is looking to you

Raphael

He’s terrible with kids. He shouldn’t be left alone with your kid, ever. He literally throws your kid into the air and catches him thinking that’s how you play with kids

Your kid likes him, he’s almost like a sibling, he makes bad decisions that makes them both smile and have fun, but gets them in trouble

He also tries to take you two flying with him, thinking it’ll be fun, but he’s a reckless flyer. You three aren’t in danger but everyone else is

He teaches your kid curse words. He thinks it’s funny hearing them shout them in the wrong context like when you tell your kid to go to bed and they shout back ‘That’s fucked.’

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The other day I literally dreamt that you did a continuation of that one replaced god AU where the reader chose Michael over Gabriel to replenish their devil energy.... now I need a continuation of that glorious fic!!

(Tysm for responding so fast!)

This one was so fun but I couldn’t keep my head straight!! I hope you like it I’m dorry!

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Gabriel, Michael

Cw: dub con cucking, one sided feelings, teasing, chastity cages,

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It took Gabriel longer than you cared to fetch Michael, mainly because he wanted to hide his tears and embarrassment, he’d not even told Michael why he was getting him, he just dragged him out of his sleeping bag and brought him to your room.

Michael was agitated but allowed it after he realized the direction they were heading. The two hadn’t bothered to speak until they got to your room, Gabriel was in the first go in. He almost shut the door on Micheal too but you looked up at the perfect moment and he lost the nerve to do so.

You greeted Michael with a smile, looking past Gabriel. “There you are, come here Michael, get some rope.” You say softly, Michael fetches some rope, it’s an odd thing but angels keep rope nearby often, very few times is it useful.

You ushered Gabriel onto the bed, undressing him. Gabriel’s heart throbbed and he smiled, trying to wrap an arm around you, thinking you were being affectionate to him finally. You shoved him into his bag, tying his hands to the headboard, you were thorough enough to tie his legs to the bed frame too.

Gabriel looked surprised, but was blushing and smiling, hoping you’d finally let him give you energy. “Stay there.” You order. “Don’t talk unless spoken too, as I clear? Nod.” You say calmly. He quickly nods, squirming a little under you, momentarily forgetting the other angel’s presence.

“Michael, I have a bottle of live in the drawer, get it and get I dressed, seat yourself between Gabriel’s legs.” You say, easing Gabriel’s legs to snugly hold onto Michael while he squirms. With both of them stripped, the contrast is clear, Gabriel whimpers at the clear favoritism between them.

Michael, unrestrained and without his chastity cage, free to touch you, speak and to an extent act in his on free will.

Then there was Gabriel, restrained and still wearing his chastity cage, under your strict supervision, and he is only being teased with the sight of your flesh, he knows you’ll deny him any release…

He whimpers, he has a front row seat to you dumping lube onto the other Angel’s cock, you gently stroke his cock, rubbing the lube gently over Michael’s cock. The angel mewled softly, bucking his hips excitedly. Gabriel tried to hold back a growl, instead it sounded like a grunt.

He felt the cage around his cock feel tighter as he watched you stroke Michael, neither of you really paid Gabriel any mind, almost like you both were ignoring his frustrations. “Ooh…my lord, your hand feels divine!!” Michael mewled out, hips twitching forwards to chase the pleasure you’re giving to him freely.

You purred, while locking eyes with Gabriel you, you lean forwards and kiss Michael on the lips, earning a shock whine from Gabriel, who finally snapped out of his stunned state and begun tugging in the restraints. They weren’t too tight, though you didn’t care if they were anyway, you just wanted him restrained.

“Master please, don’t-“

Before Gabriel can finish speaking, you stop stroking Michal and slap Gabriel.

With the lube covered hand that was stroking Michael previously.

Michael looked disgusted and horrified (likely over the thought) while Gabriel was blushing, looking disgusted and humiliated. You use the same hand to lift Gabriel’s chin to face you.

“Did I say you could speak?”

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Idk if anyone is interested but I might make a post explaining the ‘Replaced God Au’ in WHB since I’m realizing not everyone knows about it.

Cw: Slight Yandere behavior, blasphemy, kidnapping and mentions of, mentions of death, angels being delusional or on some next level shit.

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Short and sweet? The a Angels replace God with Reader believing they are a descendent/blessing left by him, it can go two ways, angels kidnapping reader to keep as their lord or Reader choses to stay with them and take that rule.

Long explanation?

At some point during main story the angels come to the conclusion that you are a decent of their lord or his final blessing. They are desperate to retrieve you firmly believing you are not safe in Hell.

The three arch angels are headaches with trying to get you, they start with catching you alone and staying a safe distance to explain the situation, well, one would, the other two would be look out/defense.

They aren’t worried you’re a threat but they realize they can’t kill demons and try to get on your good side. From here it goes one of two ways, A. Reader agrees to help them/go with them. (They might get snatched after saying yes before they can explain to Satan or which ever king is there.) Or B. Reader refuses, this one they attempt to take you to Heaven and force you to take the role. (They’ll tolerate you hitting and screaming at them or hell even punishing them! As long as they have you it doesn’t matter!)

(They are obedient and will do anything for you (((this goes for either route!))) But they can’t obey orders that could lead to you escaping or getting hurt.)

But there are tubes you need…energy, and they basically send an angel to go due and find out what the demons did to keep Solomon alive then find out they need to give you their ‘energy’ and are embarrassed they have to get the birds and the bees talk from some demons who are only willing to help to protect you and keep you alive.

They refuse to let any demon come to Heaven, or to bring you to Hell, they refuse to take any demon cum and instead let you use any angel(s) you want whenever you want.

Gabriel, Michael and Raphael are the ones most persistent to try and get your attention and be chosen, though it’s entirely up to you.

Though like demons, they have a pesky and strong sense of smell and can identify any angel or demon or well…person you spend time with.

They are willing enough to bring Minyo if you’re too distressed, but only until he needs energy, then they let you (with four angels.) walk through the portal to ensure Minyo gets home safe.

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It’s so cute that instead of daughter of Solomon, he says Adam. The card is kinda cute once you get past the prologue, I’m only finished with pt two

Unrelated thing below.

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This isnt applicable to replaced God au, but just for request!

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What in Hell is bad? Masterlist (will be added to as characters are written!!)

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Gehenna

Satan

Sitri

Leraye

Belial

Paimon

Zagan

Astaroth

Ppyong/Juno

Tartaros

Mammon

Bimet

Eligos

Valefor

Hades

Leviathan

Foras

Barbatos

Glasyalabolas

Orias

Avisos

Beelzebub

Bael

Stolas

Amon

Naberius

Paradise Lost

Lucifer

Marbas

Morlax

Buer

Gamigin

Abbadon

Asmodeus

Phenix

Ronove

Dantalian

Niflheim

Belphegor

Andrealphus

Gusion

Bathin

Beleth

Agares

Vassago

Angels

Seraphim

Gabriel

Michael

Raphael

Cherubim

Barachiel

Jegudiel

Selaphiel

Michelleel

Zeruel

Armisael

Rashiel

Misc

Replaced god au explained

Angel halos being sensitive like demon horns

Horn erogous zone thoughts

Angels being touch starved

Avisos men not wearing under and getting teased in public

Sdh in whb and angels only being male

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Do you guys like when I do intros?

(For reference, the whb replaced god au intro, the whb kings s/o having a child already, just those?