#ride the cyclone incorrect quotes

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

*on a hike*

Constance: It’s beautiful out here.

Penny: And quiet.

Mischa: Too quiet.

Ricky: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Ocean and Noel running from a bear*

[katherines-howard]

[not-in-my-bible-baby-bonsoir]

Noel: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Mischa: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

*on the teacups at Disneyland*

Constance and Ocean: *spinning calmly while talking*

Jane and Ricky: *going kinda fast*

Mischa and Noel: *flying past the others and screaming as loud as they can*

[justexistinghere122]

Constance, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen✨: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

[lesbocrocker]

Mischa, holding up a sign saying “Go to prom with me?”: What do you think?

Noel: Oh my god YES.

Mischa: No, tell Talia!

Noel: Okay!

Noel: Talia! I’m going to prom with your boyfriend!

[pealeii]

ride the cyclone as things my friends/family have said

Ocean: “I want to punch her face in, but I’m on student council and it would look bad on my resume.”

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Ocean: “How could you have known that? Who are you, Jesus?”

Noel: “Yep.”

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Constance: “How do you join a gang, do you audition?”

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Mischa: “Andrew Jackson? Like the guy from Spider-Man?”

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Ricky: “Garfield is your discipleship partner.”

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Jane: “You don’t have bones.”

[ratboycrutchie]

Ocean: why are you doing this?

Noel: because I'm bored, it's funny and I hate you. The holy trinity of why.

[sspiderj]

Mischa: and I keep trying to make Noel understand that I’m in love with him but he’s so oblivious and never understands it 

Noel: when did you meet someone else named Noel?

[swingingspacejesus]

you can’t tell me this isn’t what happened in the vodka scene

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Mischa @ Ricky:

[katherines-howard]

ocean: welcome to the ‘fuck noel’ support group, where we gather to say a collective “fuck you” to that stupid bitch

ocean: but first, a few words from our newest member

mischa, sweating: so i may have misunderstood-

[creapysummer]

Ocean: Good night.

Constance: Sleep tight.

Penny: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Ricky: Great, now Mischa's crying.

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Noel: I could kiss you right now!

Mischa: *panics* Dope.

*later*

Mischa: I can’t believe I said dope. I. Said. Dope.

Ricky: Don't sweat it, dude! Remember what I said the first time Jane told me she loved me?

Mischa: Didn't you say "yikes"?

Ricky: I said "yikes".

[not-in-my-bible-baby-bonsoir]

Mischa: I have a new hoodie.

Noel: Wrong.

Noel: We have a new hoodie.

[enby-calamity]

ride the cyclone incorrect quotes

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Ocean: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away! Noel: An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Ocean: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Constance: Is that a picture of you? Ocean: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Mischa: Do you want to know your gay name? Noel: My... my gay name? Mischa: Yeah, it's your first name- Noel: Haha. Very funny Mischa- Mischa: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Noel: Oh- oh my god.

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Jane Doe: I think I need a hug... Ricky: Good thing I'm hug shaped! *45 minutes later* Jane Doe: You... you can let go now. Ricky: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Ricky: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Ocean: A pet WHAT?! Jane Doe: William Snakespeare.

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Ricky: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. Jane Doe: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Constance: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Noel: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Ocean: Looks like someone's a HO. Mischa: NaBrO. Karnak: I'm done with all of you!

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Mischa: Noel, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Noel: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Mischa: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ocean.

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'Can I copy the homework?' Ocean: I can help you with it! Constance: Yeah, sure. Mischa: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Noel: lol nope. Ricky: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Jane Doe: *Read 5:55pm*