#ridiculousmetaverseinfluencerpolar

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"Metaverse Creates Walmart Hatsune Miku..." by Rev says desu

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Oh no. I watched a bunch of vids bashing Polar, because she's not real, no one cares about her, i was in a bad mood, and just wanted to watch people dump on something, guilt free... But now those clips of her generic, repetitive songs are stuck in my head, because they're so generic and repetitive! Curses! Well, time to marathon a bunch of Vocaloid songs until those are in my head instead.

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"we have hatsune miku at home" Hatsune Miku at home: | Eerie the Ghost by  Eerie the Ghost

Why The Internet Rejected Polar by Ratface 

This Metaverse “Influencer” is Creepy and Weird by Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

Metaverse "Popstar" Polar is a Bootleg Hatsune Miku by Wasabi

Twitter Cancels Metaverse Fake Influencer Polar (as they should lol) by Mohammed Agbadi

This Polar thing has recently been brought to my attention, through some random whim of the algorithm, and...OMG WTF.  This character design is SO BAD.  Her face looks like a Bratz doll.  And I guess there are kids who like that, but I've always thought those things were incredibly ugly.  Which is really odd, because I love anime, and those character designs are mostly big-eyed.  But anime character designs with big eyes elicit cuteness, empathy, and have a lot of emotive life in them.  I can't deal with the semi-realistic almond-shaped eyes, just enlarged disproportionately onto a human face.  I just can't deal with that Uncanny Valley.  Another thing I can't deal with: Polar's noodle body.  What the actual what the hell???  Her arms are noodles, her legs are noodles, her main body is just a big noodle.  This is more lifeless than my terrible drawings!  Look at any anime illustration from Pixiv, and every character has volume, weight, even believable anatomy, ON NON-EXISTENT HYPER STYLIZED CHARACTERS.  And yet, the makers of Polar think they can launch some kind of trend to take over the world, when their character design can't even stand up against people who sketch "rakugaki" for fun!  Maybe it's just my recent depressive episode talking, but I really want to see Hatsune Miku bury Polar's meager attempts to appeal to anyone.  More than a decade's worth of actually talented music producers and fanartists have built up Hatsune Miku (and every other Vocaloid), leagues ahead of the levels that Polar could ever possibly achieve.  If you want to see this "virtual pop idol" concept done well, go look at Hatsune Miku.  From music, to lyrics, to art, to design, to merch, to concerts,...She does everything INFINTELY better.