#rivixs fucking shoes

[thebreadtree]

Bread, somebody called Rivix 'brilliant' in a swtor facebook group. but good news, the picture was of his face, not his shoes.

I do get that though

He is a brilliant character and really intruiging.

I would 100% agree if we were in a universe where he had normal shoes

[the-cauthon-legacy-swtor]

Inspired by @thebreadtree, I have forced Darth Rivix to WEAR SOME NORMAL FUCKING BOOTS

[arkannis]

I need your opinion here

A few hours ago I changed my pfp to a picture of Rivix's shoes. Whilst doing this I asked myself "How much more insanity can be caused by his shoes?"

And now I'm here saying that Rivix is an undercover bird just to make his shoes make some kind of sense....

....

Do you think I reached the maximum of insanity or is it possible to top that statement?

i kept witnessing you lose ur shit about his shoes during my hiatus it was the funniest thing ever i don't think anyone could top it. but you're right about his stupid fucking shoes. i will kick the shit out of him for crimes against fashion

[thebreadtree]

Bread, as you speak German, and Germans have oddly specific words for things, that siund like angry german, is there an oddly strangely very specific example of a word for 'that persons fashion sense for shoes is very very disgusting' ? Please and thanks add diagrams with examples and if there isnt, invent one for us using 'Rivix' as the root word? Sorry for the long ask.

There isn't an official specific word

Personally I would call the shoes "Ein Fall für die Modepolizei" (A case for the fashion police) or when it comes to Rivix I would say he's a "Lackaffe" for wearing these shoes (Lackaffe is a german insult containing the words "varnish" and "monkey". It's hard to describe what it means, you just kinda know when it's apropriate)

My friends @mandalorian-general , @axo-l0tte-l and @something-something-sonnschein also have some suggestions

"Hinterletzter Schuhmodenträger" (backwater shoe fashion wearer)

"Schuhmodenlegastheniker" (someone that is so bad at shoe fashion that you could call him illiterate in it)

"Schuhmodenkriegsverbrecher" (a war criminal when it comes to shoe fashion)

"Schuhmodendilettant" (someone that's an amateur at shoe fashion, in a derogatory way)

[thebreadtree]

Rivix's shoes watch you while you sleep. Sitting on their pointy shoe shelf with other pointy shoe abominations, glinting all pointy in the moonlight

Then it's a good thing that I always sleep with my face to the wall

If I can't see the monsters and abominations, they can't see me either

[thebreadtree]

Wherefore art thou Rivex's pointy shoes? Slap a reblog for shakespere

.

[thebreadtree]

The only thing in my drafts is a meme for when Rivix gets a kill option

I think that says something about me xD

[thebreadtree]

And don't get me wrong

I don't hate Rivix as a character. I love him

But his shoes are atrocious and he deserve to die for that

[thebreadtree]

I have no idea where the 7.0 story could be going in 7.1

All I know is that I finally want to press that sweet sweet kill option for Rivix

I just wanna see his shoes burn

[thebreadtree]

So uh. What will you do if we necer get a Rivix Kill Option.

Rage

Get a job at Bioware

Implement it in the game

Be happy

[thebreadtree]

Not Rivix sending me a letter, saying that We'll talk soon....

I need to hoard some gasoline before he stops by on Odessen

These shoes will burn aand if it's the last thing I do

[thebreadtree]

Bear with me for a second

I'm currently obsessing over Vaylin

But then I opened Tumblr and was reminded of Rivix's fucking shoes which made my mind throw all reason out of the window

And all that while I was playing Kotor II which means I'm on my Kreia philosophy bullshit again

My brain is just the This is fine meme right now

[thebreadtree]

Lana...Are you alright?

Also please don’t do whatever you’re doing in front of Rivix. We have a reputation to keep

[thebreadtree]

Petition to make the last option the only option

[thebreadtree]

I don't know how I'm suppossed to handle seeing Rivix on my loading screen for the next months

[thebreadtree]

A friendly reminder that we hate Rivix's shoes on this blog