#roger pinkeye

[goodname-2]

罗杰好

[bustermoonandsonicfan2022]

Same voice actor

[south-park-polls]

South Park Song Tournament!

[also check out @votemattrey’s South Park 25th anniversary concert tournament on their blog!! <3]

I am aware the creators made an official song tournament, but i didn’t hear about it until after it was already over so I have decided to make one of my own!

This is very self-indulgent and there are a lot of south park songs to think of, especially if you include covers (which i have decided to do) so I am likely very biased in which songs i have chosen.

I have narrowed it down to 128 songs to start to give an easy number for a tournament, but if I haven’t included your favourite song feel free let me know in the notes, reblogs or tags and I will make sure to add it to the list.

Please don’t worry about whether requesting songs will interfere with the tournament numbers! I have plans to give second chances to the closest losers to ensure that there is never an odd number of songs going into the next round :)

The songs I have decided to put in the tournament are as follows:

South Park Theme Song

I'm Gonna Make Love to You, Woman - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Hot Lava - Volcano

Love Gravy - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Make Love, Even When I'm Dead - Pinkeye

The Lonely Jew on Christmas - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

Waitin' On a Woman - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Simultaneous - Summer Sucks

Chocolate Salty Balls - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Cheesy Poofs Theme Song - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Underpants Gnomes Work Song - Gnomes

Getting Gay With Kids - Rainforest Schmainforest

I Hate You Guys - Jakovasaurs

Sexual Harassment Panda - Sexual Harassment Panda

Shelly, Shelly - Cat Orgy

Turds! - Cat Orgy

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Carol of the Bells - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Christmas Medley - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

O Tannenbaum - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Christmas Time in Hell - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

I Saw Three Ships - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Merry Fucking Christmas - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

O Holy Night - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld - Timmy 2000

Fingerbang - Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Wendy's Audition Song - Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Third Grade Memories - Fourth Grade

The Prostitute Song - Fat Camp

Circle of Poo - A Very Crappy Christmas

Why Can't I Be Like All the Other Kids - Here Comes the Neighbourhood

It's Butters! - Butters' Very Own Episode

Montage - Asspen

Sea People and Me - The Simpsons Already Did It

The Ballad of Lemmiwinks - The Death Camp of Tolerance

My Future Self n Me - My Future Self n Me

Poo-Choo Train - Red Sleigh Down

Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song vs. Pro War Country Song - I'm a Little Bit Country

Make a Run for the Border - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Taco Flavoured Kisses - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Jesus Baby - Christian Rock Hard

Faith + 1 Album - Christian Rock Hard

Casa Bonita - Casa Bonita

Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet - All About Mormon

Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey Day - Butt Out

Follow the Only Road - It's Christmas in Canada

French Canada - It's Christmas in Canada

Let's Fighting Love - Good Times with Weapons

My Robot Friend - AWESOM-O

My Wishing Tree - The Jeffersons

The Future Begins With You and Me - Goobacks

Vote or Die! - Douche and Turd

I've Got Some Apples - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Christmas Time is Once a Year - Woodland Critter Christmas

Make It Right - The Death of Eric Cartman

Love Lost Long Ago - Follow That Egg!

We Can Live Together - Ginger Kids

Trapped in the Closet - Trapped in the Closet

Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already - Smug Alert!

Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World? - Tsst

Dawg's Crew Theme Song - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Hippitus Hoppitus - Fantastic Easter Special

California Loves the Homeless - Night of the Living Homeless

I've Got a Golden Ticket - Le Petit Tourette

Imagination Song - Imaginationland

Canada on Strike - Canada on Strike

My Internet Done Up and Went Away - Over Logging

Super Fun Time - Super Fun Time

You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do - Elementary School Musical

Burn Down Hot Topic - The Ungroundable

I've Got a Ring on My Finger - The Ring

Queef Free - Eat, Pray, Queef

Gay Fish - Fishsticks

Somalian Pirates We - Fatbeard

Poker Face - Whale Whores

Minorities at my Water Park - Pee

Lake Tardicaca Hula Gal - Crippled Summer

You and Cthulhu - Mysterion Rises

Cafeteria Fraiche - Crème Fraiche

Vunter Slaush Kapushkuh - Crack Baby Athletic Association

Work Mexican Work - The Last of the Meheecans

Lemmiwinks vs Wikileaks - Bass to Mouth

Put That Heart to Work - Broadway Bro Down

Out of My Shell - Broadway Bro Down

I'm Not the Poorest Kid in School - The Poor Kid

The Jewelry Polka - Cash For Gold

Make Bullying Kill Itself - Butterballs

Jackin' it in San Diego - Butterballs

I Swear - Cartman Finds Love

The Ballad of James Cameron - Raising the Bar

It's a Beautiful Day - World War Zimmerman

A Chorus of Wieners - A Song of Ass and Fire

Princess Kenny Theme - A Song of Ass and Fire

My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit - The Hobbit

Push (Feeling Good on a Wednesday) - The Cissy

The Tale of Craig's Mom's Bush - The Magic Bush

PC Chant - Stunning and Brave

Where Has My Country Gone - Where My Country Gone

The Yelper Special (Boogers and Cum) - You're Not Yelping

In My Safe Space - Safe Space

The Ballad of Tweek and Craig - Tweek x Craig

Let's Come Together As a School - Douche and a Danish

Give Life A Try - Put It Down

Put It Down - Put It Down

They Got Me Locked Up In Here - Hummels & Heroin

Barbershop Quartet - Hummels & Heroin

A Witch Pursuit Thing - Sons A Witches

Faith In Christ - A Boy And A Priest

Unfulfilled - Unfulfilled

Colorado Town - Bike Parade

Go Strong Woman, Go - Board Girls

I Love You Social Distancing - The Pandemic Special

Mountain Town - South Park: Biggger, Longer & Uncut

Uncle Fucka - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

It's Easy Mmkay - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

What Would Brian Boitano Do - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Up There - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

La Resistance - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

I Can Change - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

I'm Super - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Mountain Town (Reprise) - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

We Are Living in the Future - South Park: Post Covid: The Return of Covid

We Missed You Randy - South Park: The Streaming Wars

I Got Cred, Bitches - South Park (Not Suitable For Children)

Hope you all enjoy the tournament and may the best south park song win!

[nixines]

RANKING SOUTH PARK EPISODES FROM uh BEST TO WORST BUT ONLY RANKING SEASON 1-15 because those are the only ones i watched

season 1:

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe (best)

Weight Gain 4000

Cartman’s Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Damien

Volcano

Mecha-Streisand

Pinkeye

Death

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride

Starvin’ Marvin

Tom’s Rhinoplasty (worst)

season 2:

Spookyfish (best)

Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!

Cow Days

City on the Edge of Forever

Chickenlover

Cartman’s Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Terrance and Philip in Not Without My Anus

Chef Aid

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Chickenpox

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Clubhouses

Summer Sucks

Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls

Ike’s Wee Wee

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Gnomes

Prehistoric Ice Man (worst)

season 3:

Cat Orgy (best)

The Succubus

Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Chinpokomon

Jewbilee

Tweek vs. Craig

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Rainforest Shmainforest

Spontaneous Combustion

The Red Badge of Gayness

World Wide Recorder Concert

Are You There God? It’s Me, Jesus

Sexual Harassment Panda

Starvin’ Marvin in Space

Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Jakovasaurs (god i hate this episode)

season 4:

Fat Camp (best)

Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

A Very Crappy Christmas

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

Probably

4th Grade

Trapper Keeper

Helen Keller! The Musical

Pip

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Something You Can Do with Your Finger

The Tooth Fairy’s Tats 2000

Quintuplets

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Timmy 2000

Chef Goes Nanners (worst)

season 5:

Butters’ Very Own Episode (best)

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Super Best Friend

Kenny Dies

How to Eat with Your Butt

It Hits The Fan

Cartmanland

Towelie

Terrance and Philip: Behind the Blow

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

The Entity

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Cripple Fight

Proper Condom Use (worst)

season 6:

My Future Self ‘n’ Me

Jared Has Aides

Red Sleigh Down

Free Hat

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Asspen

Red Hot Catholic Love

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

The Return of the Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers

Fun with Veal

A Ladder to Heaven

Freak Strike

Professor Chaos

Simpsons Already Did It

The New Terrance and Philip Movie Trailer

Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society

The Death Camp of Tolerance

season 7:

Raisins

Butt Out

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Casa Bonita

Toilet Paper

All About Mormons

Lil’ Crime Stoppers

It’s Christmas in Canada

South Park Is Gay!

Christian Rock Hard

Red Man’s Greed

I’m a Little Bit Country

Grey Dawn

Cancelled

Krazy Kripples

season 8:

Woodland Critter Christmas

The Jeffersons

Good Times With Weapons

Pre-School

Goobacks

The Passion of the Jew

Cartman’s Incredible Gift

Awesom-O

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Up the Down Steroid

You Got F’d in the A

Quest for Ratings

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Douche and Turd

season 9:

The Death of Eric Cartman

Ginger Kids

Marjorie

Follow That Egg!

Die Hippie, Die

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Erection Day

Trapped in the Closet

The Losing Edge

Best Friends Forever

Free Willzyx

Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina

Wing

Bloody Mary

season 10:

Tsst

Smug Alert!

ManBearPig

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The Return of Chef (god i miss chef)

Cartoon Wars Part II

Go God Go XII

Go God Go

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Cartoon Wars Part I

A Million Little Fibers

Hell on Earth 2006

Stanley’s Cup

season 11:

Imaginationland Episode II

Imaginationland Episode III

Imaginationland Episode I

Le Petit Tourette

Night of the Living Homeless

Cartman Sucks

The List

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Guitar Queer-O

More Crap

D-Yikes!

The Snuke

Lice Capades

Fantastic Easter Special (not even a bad episode, it’s a 7.5/10 honestly)

season 12:

The China Problem

Super Fun Time

Elementary School Musical

Tonsil Trouble

The Ungroundable

Over Logging

Pandemic 2: The Startling

Pandemic

About Last Night…

Eek, a Penis!

Canada on Strike

Major Boobage

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Britney’s New Look

season 13:

W.T.F.

Fatbeard

Dead Celebrities

Dances with Smurfs

The Ring

The Coon

The F Word

Margaritaville

Fishsticks

Whale Whores

Butters’ Bottom Bitch

Pee

Pinewood Derby

Eat, Pray, Queef

season 14:

It’s a Jersey Thing

201

200

Coon vs. Coon and Friends

Crème Fraiche

Mysterion Rises

Coon 2: Hindsight

Insheeption

Poor and Stupid

Crippled Summer

You Have 0 Friends

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Sexual Healing

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs (not even a bad episode, gets a 7 from me)

season 15:

1%

Ass Burgers

City Sushi

Crack Baby Athletic Association

You’re Getting Old

The Last of the Meheecans

The Poor Kid

A History Channel Thanksgiving

T.M.I.

Broadway Bro Down

HUMANCENTiPAD

Royal Pudding

Funnybot

Bass to Mouth

[noonborykedabory]

I know that no one watches Grossology anymore but I got these new green pants with a built-in belt recently and I'm definitely going to use them to cosplay Pinkeye

[cometcrystal]

roger pinkeye is getting on my nerves. i hate mr crocker type characters

[rose-arose-blog]

Someday I'll draw proper fan art of this dork I love so much

[noonborykedabory]

Reasons to use model sheets in cartoons: they keep eye infections from teleporting from one eye to the each

[noonborykedabory]

I wonder how anyone takes the Director seriously when he's such an idiot and also shorter than a 12 year old

[noonborykedabory]

Reason #4669267 that pausing cartoons is absolutely the best thing ever

[nixines]

on the first day of watching the entirety south park to find all the kyman content i can find and put it in a list the show gave to me: cartman gets an anal probe, volcano, weight gain 4000, big gay al’s gay boat ride, an elephant makes love to a pig, death, pinkeye, starvin’ marvin’, mr. hankey the christmas poo, damien, tom’s rhinoplasty, mecha-streisand, and cartman’s mom is a dirty sIut. holy fuck!

on the second day of watching the entirety south park to find all the kyman content i can find and put it in a list the show gave to me: terrance and philip in not without my anus, cartman’s mom is still a dirty sIut, ike’s wee wee, chickenlover, conjoined fetus lady, the mexican staring frog of southern sri lanka, city on the edge of forever, summer sucks, chef’s chocolate salty balls, chickenpox, roger ebert should lay off the fatty foods, clubhouses, cow days, chef aid, spookyfish, merry christmas charlie manson, gnomes, and prehistoric ice man. holy fuck!

on the third day of watching the entirety south park to find all the kyman content i can find and put it in a list the show gave to me: rainforest shmainforest, spontaneous combustion, succubus, jakovasaurs, tweek vs. craig, sexuaI harassment panda, cat orgy, two guys naked in a hot tub, jewbilee, korn’s groovy pirate ghost mystery, chinpokomob, hooked on monkey fonics, starvin’ marvin in space, the red badge of gayness, mr. hankey’s christmas classics, are you there god? it’s me jesus, world wide recorder concert, and bigger longer & uncut. holy fuck!

on the fourth day of watching the entirety south park to find all the kyman content i can find and put it in a list the show gave to me: tooth fairy’s tats 2000, cartman’s silly hate crime 2000, timmy 2000, quintuplets 2000, cartman joins nambla, cherokee hair tampons, chef goes nanners, something you can do with your finger, do the handicapped go to hell, probably, fourth grade, trapper keeper, helen keller! the musical, pip, fat camp, the wacky moIestation adventure, and a very crappy christmas. holy fuck!

on the fifth day of watching the entirety south park to find all the kyman content i can find and put it in a list the show gave to me: it hits the fan, cripple fight, super best friends, scott tenorman must die, terrance and philip: behind the blow, cartmanland, proper condom use, towelie, osama bin laden has farty pants, how to eat with your butt, the entity, here comes the neighborhood, kenny dies, and butters’ very own episode. holy fuck!

[noonborykedabory]

Cartoons of the Great White North: Grossology

This installment of CotGWN was requested by @fluffyglass

Grossology is a Canadian animated series produced by Nelvana Limited. It aired from 2006 to 2009.

General Plot: The show stars brother-and-sister duo Ty and Abby Archer, who are agents of the Bureau of Grossology, a superspy agency dedicated to dealing with all things gross. Every episode, a gross crime occurs and Ty and Abby, along with their lab worker friend Lab Rat, rush to solve it.

When described like that, the show seems formulaic and dull. However, they go above and beyond with delivering unique and interesting plots that you wouldn’t find in any other show. How many cartoons have episodes that involve the main character being immune to a mind-controlling nanobot epidemic because of their excessive earwax?

Characters: The main characters are Ty, Abby, Lab Rat, and the Director, who make up the Bureau of Grossology. The show also has a crapton of villains, but the main ones are Insectiva, Sloppy Joe, and Lance Boil.

Ty and Abby are really fun characters. They bounce off each other well, and do great individually as well. Lab Rat is a smart character, and he’s really funny. The Director, however, is a pompous fool who is in, like, the wrong-est position ever. He’s terrified of anything even remotely gross, and I hate every second he’s on screen.

Insectiva is an interesting villain. She’s amazingly wild, and fun to watch in action. Sloppy Joe is pretty funny, and I like how he can occasionally be a genuinely good guy. Lance Boil is wonderfully evil, and it’s great to see what scheme he’ll cook up next.

As for the other characters? Paige’s entire personality is “b*tch”, Naomi’s entire personality is “love interest”, Andy is basically every stereotypical nerd in every cartoon ever...Roger was a really interesting antagonist, but he didn’t really have enough time to be a fantastic villain. I could go on, but we don’t have all day.

Animation: The animation is pretty par for the course for mid-2000s flash animation (wait, was this show Flash or ToonBoom?). The animation tends to be stilted and jumpy. with occasional bursts of fluidity. What really makes this show’s animation stick out is the style. There are lots of jagged edges and bizarre body shapes, which really helps with the “gross” aspect of the show and makes it unique.

Voice Acting: Krystal Meadows as Abby, Michael Cohen as Ty, and M. Christian Heywood as Lab Rat all do great jobs with their roles and make them likable. Melissa Altro fits perfectly as the alpha b*tch Paige. The villains especially are fantastic; Lili Francks as Insectiva, Juan Chioran as Lance Boil, and Lyon Smith as Pinkeye in particular really bring their characters to life and make them memorable.

Overall Verdict: Grossology is a pretty great show. Well-written with a great cast and unique style. It’s a shame that it’s so underrated.

General Plot: 9/10

Characters: 8/10

Animation: 6/10

Voice Acting: 8/10

Final Score: 31/40 (Great)