#roohang

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[At breakfast]

Iceman: How did the date go?

Maverick: I bet Hangman was really enjoying his time with you.

Rooster: *frowns* He wouldn't even kiss me.

Maverick: Nice boys don't kiss on the first date, Bradley. Ice wouldn't kiss me until our third date.

Iceman: ...

Maverick: It made the s*x on the first two dates very impersonal.

Iceman: *chokes on his coffee*

Rooster: *stares at Mav in shock*

[hatchizero]

[77chii77]

Doodles p2 im too lazy to translate sorry

[lycaeons]

there’s enemies to lovers in my house….

[lostsilencebox]

這個故事源自於雞劊經常霸佔在酒吧廁所，老闆娘火大訂製了一個專用警告立牌送給雞🐓

[weewoobrainrot]

for the ship bingo: hollywolf, icemav, roohang :)

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Hangman to the Dagger Squad: Hi, my callsign is Hangman but you can call me Jake.

Hangman to Rooster: And you...

Rooster: *quirks an eyebrow*

Hangman: *winks* And you can call me later.

Rooster: *blushes hard*

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Hangman to Rooster: There's a Texan snack you should try.

Rooster: *quirks an eyebrow*

Dagger Squad: …

Hangman: It's me.

Hangman: *winks*

Rooster: *blushes furiously*

Dagger Squad: *sighs*

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[After the first date with Hangman]

Rooster: I like Jake so much, I feel like I've had ten beers today...

Maverick and Iceman: *beam*

Rooster: ...I've only had six.

Maverick and Iceman: *scowl at him*

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Rooster to Hangman: Roses are red, the sun gives off heat...

Hangman: *smiles shyly*

Dagger Squad: ...

Rooster to Hangman: ...If your legs are tired, use my face as a seat.

Hangman: *blushes furiously*

Dagger Squad: *choke on their beers*

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Hangman: Please, hold me, the stress is not good for the baby.

Rooster: What baby???

Hangman: I'm the baby.

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