#incorrect tgm

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Hangman: I'm gonna take a shower.

Hangman: *winks* Do you care to join me?

Rooster: ...

Rooster: You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me.

[mxrcusflint]

daggers (this is how the movie went, right?)

[wintermav]

Iceman after he quit smoking, probably:

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Maverick: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Iceman: You are my reward, Mav. **** Hangman: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Rooster: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

[military-newsboys]

Ice: You bought a taco? Slider: Yes. Goose: From the same truck that hit Mav?? Slider, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain’t gonna help him.

[incorrectdaggersquad]

Rooster: We can't manipulate, manwhore or mansplain our way out of this one.

Hangman: Manslaughter, it is then.

(x)

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 156

Maverick: You know, I really hate your last name Kazansky

Iceman: Well that's truly unfortunate because in a few years it'll be your last name

Maverick: What?

Iceman: What?

[lucyybradford]

Rooster: Anyways-

Hangman: “Anyways” isn't a word. That's bad grammar. You mean “anyway”.

Rooster:

Rooster: ANYWAY, we were talking about your difficulty making friends...

[salmonsalad69]

ANOTHER silly incorrect quotes from my friends (TG/TGM)

Ice: "We need toner, bleach, foil, and gloves. And milk."

Mav: "What... what is the milk for?"

Goose: "Drinking."

Slider: "Lube."

Ice: "... I'm not gonna tell you. None of you deserve to know."

Hangman: "You trip on your own feet every 5 steps"

Bob: "6, but yeah."

Hangman: "You can't read basic english."

Rooster: "What the hell?"

Hangman: "And I'm perfect! Except for the whole 'gay for people who don't like me back' thing."

Mav: "Once I'm done having hot girl stomach aches I'll send you a picture of the bag I bought "

Wolf: "Cute! The stomach aches and the bag. You're an icon."

Phoenix: "I came here to... what is it? I came here to Idolize Isolate and Ibuprofen?"

Bob: "Close enough."

Ice: "I wanna give you head kisses. You're very head kissable."

Mav: "Yeah I give great head."

Ice: "What?"

Mav: "What?"

Slider: "They don't call me 'Sandwich Gobbler' for nothing!"

Goose: "No one has ever called you that, ever. We did call you 'Cryin' Ryan' in elementary school though."

Slider: "My name isn't even Ryan!"

[callmebyyourcallsign]

“I keep hearing the word ‘cap’ and ‘no cap.’ Is this code for something, or are you just making fun of me? Because I don’t appreciate being ‘capped’ at 30,000 feet.”

-Pete Mitchell Probably

[wngmn]

But dad, what if I dont get into Annapolis?

Tommy Peter Bradshaw-Seresin, you were named after the greatest Admiral and aviator the Navy has ever seen-

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Coyote: Man, what do you eat to get abs like that!? I want to make mine pop by summer.

Hangman: *points at Rooster*

Coyote: ...

Hangman: *winks*

Rooster: *blushes furiously*

Dagger Squad: *choke on their beers*

(x)

[alicentsstark]

Merlin: I was - I was doing some heteronormative bullshit!

Maverick: You were. Unbelievable!

Merlin: I apologize.

*Iceman and Slider visibly confused wondering what they walked in on with this conversation*

[the-ace-with-spades]

[Months into attempted flirting after a meet ugly, to no avail] Hangman (hopelessly): Will you ever have dinner with me? Rooster: Not while I can still feed myself.

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Iceman: What are you doing on the front porch at 3am? Maverick: I could ask you the same question. Iceman: I live here. This is my house. Maverick: I should probably ask you a different question.

[military-newsboys]

Rooster: I’m a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told.

Mav: Just yesterday you threw a chair at Hangman.

Rooster: Yes. Which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching on that bitch.