#ruthie the chicken

[brainrockets]

They released "A County Affair" in the free public feed. Go listen to it immediately! It is so good!

Aabria is a goat who is also maybe Satan.

Lou is a washed up racehorse with dreams of one last score.

Brennan is a slutty grandma chicken who is as ruthless as she is devoted to her grandkids.

Will they pull off the score?

Remember. No loose ends!

[darning-needle-dragonfly]

[chungledown-bimothy]

so what you're telling me is that these fuckers don't know what hands are and/or can't read, but they know cornell shouldn't count as an ivy

and the goat can do magic. that's unrelated but also i'm still kinda reeling from that one

[bigfuckingfrog]

finally listened to part 1 of a county affair :•)

[pitchfork-tunacan69]

Social media

Social media strategy

Social media strategy for chickens

Social media strategy for chickens Ruthie

[heartub]

listened to the first episode of a county affair

i desperately need to play the roll for shoes system

i love erika ishii

i love aabria iyengar

i love lou wilson

i love brennan lee mulligan

[mandrellaeffect]

chicken shooting a rocket launcher out of her ass like the baddest bitch to get her revenge

[whirlingbadger]

"He has never seen you pull a full ass rocket launcher from your ass before" - Erika

"Say bagawk little man" - Brennan as Ruthie

"Baglock" - Aabria

I'm dead. I can't. 😂😂😂☠️

[acourtoffeyandfables]

“How’d you like some eggs, big boy?”

[operationslipperypuppet]

ruthie the chicken?? is that you??

[shotmrmiller]

ghost meeting my dumbass orange cat named ham slice would be funny. hammy climbs the walls and tries to steal Kraft cheese slices

hate to break it to you but simon's a cat owner. her name is ruthie and she's one of those bald chicken breast looking cats.

ayo but him being wildly good with pets?

[chungledown-bimothy]

If I had a nickel for every time brennan has made a joke about chickens having guns, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[bigfuckingfrog]

drew them again but more animal-like this time :•) (except for itsa winnerbaby because drawing horses is the bane of my existence)

[chiakery]

Now I'll be thinking what came first: WBN's Ruthie with a rocket launcher out of her cloaca or Candela Obscura's chicken bombs and Luis wishing for a rocket launcher to destroy EONS cars

[pitchfork-tunacan69]

I don't know reverse read. I just know sweet talk

[wastewaifs]

@miidnighters bella said: it wasn’t personal.

his fingers brush the dinosaur band-aid on his neck. the gauze was too uncomfortable, and nowhere near as fun. "yeah, i'm hearing you. but, like... you were gnawing on me, senorita, you know? i've had hickeys before, but... jeez, not like that."

his face twists, as he recalls that burst of blistering pain.

"i guess we all get carried away, once in a while. come on! i am pretty irresistible." he grins. his left hand idly bats away the flies that won't stop pestering him. "i'm not here to pass judgment. i just wanted to check in. ruthie whipped you up some chicken and tortellini, 'cause she's cool like that. i told her what happened, and she's kinda used to me makin' people sick, so she got on it straight away. i don't need to come in, if you're still feeling shitty..."