#ryunosuke is literally my age what on earth.

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aa wiki says mikotoba is the oldest pov character in ace attorney and i was about to go "but what about gregory" before i remembered gregory edgeworth was 34 when he died. he should've been at the club :(

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OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE DO THE SAME WITH THE ANON THAT ASKED FOR FEMALE S/O WHO HAD A CHILD?? BUT WITH AKUTAGAWA,ATSUSHI, AND KUNIKIDA PLEASE I BEG OF YOU IM ON MY KNEE’S🧎

AH OF COURSE!! YET AGAIN I STRUGGLE A LITTLE WITH AKU BUT I HOPE IT'S GOOD

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Characters: Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Atsushi Nakajima, Kunikida Doppo

Format: headcanons

Tw: light mentions of abuse and childhood trauma!

A/N: I made myself sad with Atsushi's ╥﹏╥

Surprisingly enough, he's a relatively good dad

I feel like, once you mentioned you had a child he would pull the most annoyed face

He may even tell you that that's a deal breaker

But in reality, he's just...kind of scared

What if he doesn't do a good job? What if the child doesn't like him? Will he really be able to give them a good home and sense of security?

But once they actually meet and start interacting with one another; he'll turn into the most caring person ever

Since he's already raised someone once (Gin, since I doubt Dazai did jack to help) he already has the basics down, and he knows how to show his tender side

Not to mention that Gin will be the cool aunt everyone will look forward to seeing, because she can be both a beautiful lady and super cool assassin (the child calls her a ninja)

Aku knows how to cook, fight me on this

He also knows how to entertain kids and how to clean up after them (and how to clean in general) but oh boy... When it comes to things such as "Hey let's not bring a toddler to battle ground and make them fight" he is AWFUL

You'll have to lecture him on that so much

"I have fought from a young age too. I don't see why they shouldn't."

"Sir this is a McDonald's drive thru"

Once you get over that issue it's smooth sailing tho

"Y...You have a child...? Okay, I hope I won't disappoint them..."

HE IS PANICKING

All his life he's been told that he's worthless, a useless good for nothing that would be better off dead, so much so that he doesn't even think he deserves you as his s/o, let alone a child!!

Since he never had proper parents or proper parental figures in his life, he's worried that he won't know what to do

Worst of all 一 he's worried he might end up being an abuser himself (although that literally cannot happen)

You try and calm him down, telling him that you've seen how gentle he is with Kyouka and Kenji, and that you trust him very much...but he's still quite anxious

That all will change when he actually meets the child tho

If it's a baby or toddler, he'll be around them non stop and will literally not let a fly hurt them

If the kid is a bit older he won't be that watchful of them, but rather, he will try and bond with them via whatever interests the kid has

"You like Pokemon...? Oh my gosh me too!!" Cue him googling pokemon names so that he can flex by knowing every one

The kid will LOVE him

Will be very quick to accept him as their father

Not to mention they will adore his tiger form, and find it so so cute tbh

Many shopping sprees I imagine!! Atsushi isn't the most rich but he wants them to have good and pretty clothes that they will like wearing

Also they will sleep in a tiger onesie

"..."

"That's...uh..."

He's speechless

Not in a bad way of course, he's just...speechless

He'll set aside his ideals for now, because that's just something horrendous in his mind

His inner monologue probably looks like this "How ROTTEN does a man have to be to leave a such beautiful woman alone, that's just plain ridiculous! BUT TO LEAVE HER WHEN SHE ALREADY HAS A CHILD, THAT'S JUST UNACCEPTABLE. SCUM OF THE EARTH."

But his face is just...a stumped expression

ಠ_ಠ

He genuinely doesn't know how to respond, he'll probably fiddle out an awkward statement of supporting you regardless of that

He'll be flabbergasted for an entire week following that trust me

Once he meets the child he's going to be EXACTLY like one of those strict fathers that yell at their children...not

He's actually a big softie

He'll be like "OI don't eat that!!!...Well... I guess a little bit is okay... Please don't tell mom."

Can you believe a man so stoic is so soft when it comes to the ones he loves? Me too I can also believe it

He WILL however be keeping a watchful eye on them constantly

He couldn't bare the guilt of having anything bad happen to them, genuinely

Also he cooks their favorite meal a little too frequently, it's kinda sus mr kunikuni