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[Runs in] I KNOW ITS 2AM BUT HEAR ME OUT OKAY

Hear me out

Zhongli and creator (sagau, duh) have a disagreement. It can be stupid and outright silly. Like if ranch belongs on pizza or not (IT DOES. FIGHT ME NONBELIEVERS)

And reader makes zhongli eat seafood. Purely because their petty. Its either that or zhongli admits hes in the wrong. Or that he's sorry (if its something even sillier like "no your grace, You csnt eat granite - thats not possible. Nor is it safe" (insert exhasperated zhongli noises)

Aka creator is a chaos lord and zhonglis dome with their shit /aff

You're mean /silly

Zhongli, bless him, has a very, very large pool of patience. He deals with Barbatos and the Director of the Wangshang Funeral Parlor, for Celestia's sake.

However, when it comes to the eating sea-food, he does at least attempt to think on the positives. After all, it could be a learning experience, in seeing if the many years has made his taste buds any more open to it.

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Unfortunately, no; even Erosion does not make him wish to consume any more of it.

As for the granite. Does Teyvat even have that? 😭

Point remains, however, his patience is far more than what one would imagine a "simple Consultant" could do.

He's a good guy; devoted, yes, but he still treats you as a friend ^-^

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How do you think Arcana would react to a Mammoth being on Team Timekeeper?

Arcana: "What dost thou have with thee, dear Timekeeper?"

Vertin, riding a Mammoth: "A smoothie."

Arcana is a. VERY difficult person to surprise I think

At least physically

Mentally she's wondering how in the name of Manus goop Vertin managed to get a fucking MAMMOTH into her suitcase

Physically she does :ArcanaSmile: and leave it at that

Note to self: do not anger lady vertin. Unless you want to be trampled on

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Hey man, how's it going?

Just got this one thought in my head and was like "I need to tell someone"

How do you think the critters and enemies react to watching Vertin be like "Hold on I gotta prepare my team" and start listing their weaknesses?

It's so silly because I can't play without imagining them just staring and waiting for us to push out a couple characters to beat the loving shit out of them.

Oh, heya! 👋

Well that's an interesting topic; Afflatus is something that is in the actual universe, in-game. Of course, how people discover their own Afflatus is of yet unknown, I think, but let's just say they learn it as a part of just, knowing. Like it's something that tells you it at birth, or something you're used to, like being left or right handed.

Now, seeing this lanky, top hat wearing girl starting to list off their Afflatus? She might as well have told them what their IP address was lol

Like imagine being a Plant Afflatus Carbuncle, and seeing Vertin go,

"Plant. Spathodea, you're up."

And then you get upper-cutted by some Aussie /silly

That's my thoughts on it currently; feel free to add your own! :D

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My friend, my comrade o7

Hello!! Today I was playing through Lopera's Story and I joke to my friends "Damn she should get a mom 'cause 3 of her father figured ende dup betraying her"

And now imagine, Lopera sitting with Tooth Fairy as she tries to explain her math homework but both have no idea what is going on (They both pester Madam Z in the end)

Damn lol

I'd make the argument that TF is used to kids like Lopera (looks at SPDM), but this is a Zeno soldier; the maths that SPDM and Zeno do, I assume, are different

Reminds me of an old Thomas Sanders vine lol

Madam Z would just look at TF in mild disappointment (come on girl your gf taught you better than this)

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Greetings!

Ive been meaning to make an ask about Oneself for a whileee, I was never sure of what exactly to ask!

So heres a question about Oneself, are there any moments or situations where Oneself is directly opposed to by Vertin? Choices Vertin makes that Oneself cannot in anyway allow and becomes Vertin's adversary in some way? Maybe going along with a dodgy plan by Constantine that while Vertin can concede to doing Oneself cannot agree to?

I guess a scenario where Vertin and co must face off against Oneself (maybe Netto here as well, Im not clear if she would fight against any Vertin) boss fight style.

Another ask also for uh reasons!

Generally how would you describe Netto's appearance, outside of the feral and generally unkept look? Any mementos she retains? Does her outfit change drastically from her usual?

Have fun

Oh boy here we go lol 😭

Oneself became the Timekeeper out of duty, rather than compliance. She did not look at the children being Reversed, merely staying behind the door. She, at some point, was a coward.

Additionally, Oneself has a nihilistic outlook on their own world, believing it beyond saving.

The plan is definitely something Oneself would oppose Verin on; she despises the Foundation with all her heart.

Now, etto is curious.

The reason it's etto and not Netto is because she has forgotten her name, furthermore she isn't from Oneself's timeline; she's from a seperate timeline where everything went to shit as well

Her Vertin (rtin) was framed to look like she hung herself, as she had outlived her usefulness for Constantine at that point.

This threw her into a frenzy, which ended with her cannibalising her, and fleeing.

For decades, she stayed in the woods and the Wilderness, keeping rtin's umbrella, no matter how damaged it becomes.

appearance wise, she's very gaunt and lanky. 6'5, bones showing, with a haunted expression. She has forgotten how to speak, with her now speaking slowly and carefully.

("M...My name... is et...to...")

Now, the curious part (apart from her shit posture)

Her eyes are normally green. However, in combat, they seem to shift to become pinprick green. Kinda like FNAF characters when they only have white dots for eyes

And, if they turn pinprick yellow, you're basically just. Dead. No ifs or buts about it.

Her clothes are heavily damaged as well, and her hair is darker due to it not being washed for years.

Her mind is like a maze, where information remains, but cannot be found normally.

To conclude, etto also kept rtin's suitcase (which is now kept by Oneself) and her clothes is like her i0 mixed with her 1.9 garment, minus thr glasses

She ripped her Parade Anthem garment to shreds

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So, I just finished Barcarola's side story thingy, and I have to ask your opinion on this: Do you think Barcarola has autism? I'm in no means learned in this field, but from what I do know, Barcarola shares some of the traits.

But what're your thoughts on this prospect?

Yes.

On a joking manner I can ask who ISN'T on the spectrum in this game but on Barcarola, I believe she is, yes ^-^

Though, this is just my opinion; you needn't follow it if that's not what you believe c:

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Wait coming in from seeing stuff on my feed for the Actor AU. Does Voyager have like- A hive mind connection to Voyager in canon?? Is she getting knowledge and mindsets from the canon Voyager and that’s why she talks about TTT outside of her TVs so oddly?

G'day ^-^

The idea is that Actors AU Voyager is actually just Voyager from the canon timeline of R1999

I thought it would be funny and it stuck lol

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I have a new Reverse: 1999 idea for you.

Dance Dance Revolution was released in Japan the 26th of September, 1998. It was released elsewhere in Europe and North America in 1999.

How would you rank the Reverse: 1999 Characters at DDR?

Blonney is at the top, easily, with An-An Lee close by

Vertin maybe? I feel like she would be good

Matilda says its easy and then trips and falls

Kanjira helps her up c:

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since you said she'd enjoy enchanting table language

IT'S BEAUTIFUL OMG

IT'S SO AMAZING

@fairycalamari TYSM <3

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Oki iy iw kinda toxic yuri but like the two vamps broke up bc one of them kinfa origijally peer pressured the other into the relationsjop and they hadnt ever woekwd thru that and so they tended to argue a lot behinf clothes door but aftwr meeting again thru the blind date theyre like "whqt th3 fuck?? You again?? By3-" abd then the oje who originally asked the other out grabs her habd and is like "please givw me one more chance, i love you." Qnd this tinw they get married at a satans alter after a thousand years and they adopt a cutw little demon girl together and everyone around them sees them as the young lesbian couple

I dont have good brainworms for it but i hopw u like it ;-;

@the-blossica-fan this feels valweis coded

Chat am I tripping

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Brb brainrot time bc life decided to hit me with one

SAGAU but your account was HACKED!

While you were panicking on the flipside of earth trying to get in touch with mihoyo or an IT specialist or a lawyer or like all 3 your acolytes are qleo panicking. Instead of your holy, golden, warmth that envelopes them when you take over their lowly, unworthing fotm, they fwwl something unfamiliar. Disturbing, cold, demonic alnost. The hacker controlling them to do acts they normally wouldnt, their voicelines on idle of them worshipping you (it varies on the character) goes quiet, the ptinogems you acloytes you had collected were used on the banner you dislike the most, anf a great many of your most treasured artifact pieces were being deleted and all they could do is watch as this - this imposter creator undid all the hard work that you did. Deatroying and undoing days if not months or YEARS of hard work. Them going into your serenitea pot and disturbing your peaceful, tranquil living space -- showing off thwir disturbing likeness now.

Could go on but im lazy. Toodaloo!

They're about to do some voodoo shit xd

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Are requests still open? If so, have an idea I literally just had.

Imagine going to Sumeru in SAGAU, when a scholar asks you something, to which you responded with "Why must you wound me with your lackluster understanding of the arts?" And now you have a bunch of acolytes in Sumeru who are trying whatever they can to avoid 'wounding' you, but also a very happy Nilou knowing you appreciate her work. Eventually I imagine news of this statement reaching the other nations, but I will leave that for later.

Thank ye for the food, and yes my requests are open, have been for about a year xd

Whether or not you say it jokingly doesn't matter; people are prone to overreacting, and such is the case with them trying not to say anything negative about the arts. And as you said, it definitely makes Nilou a happy camper :D

If the news does spread, I imagine it would carry over to other dancers of the nations, like Eula, Yun Jin and Ayaka.

I was literally just thinking to myself wouldn't it be funny if this happened, and. well.

Yeah xd

Thanks again for your thoughts, Athema! :3

(...You alright with me calling you that--?)

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I request your thoughts on an idea I had.

Imagine a cruel creator making Teyvat, Celestia, and the reader, all as a way to seek entertainment by watching the suffering of others. Reader slays the Creator and declares war on Celestia, descending to Teyvat to prepare. Who do you think some characters would side with? What nations would be most divided on this? Would Dainsleif show up? How might Tsaritsa and the Harbingers react?

Hmm 🤔

First, The Tsaritsa and the Harbingers think Christmas, or their equivalent, has come early. They're more than ready to help you.

Nahida, and Sumeru, would be divided against this; on one hand, it is Celestia itself. On the other, The Creator has tortured them for eons. It is... difficult to say, honestly.

There are many afraid of rebelling against Celestia, the Godslayer helping them besides the point. And yet, there are a few who would wish to, such as Ei, for what happened 500 years ago; Wanderer, who is more than happy to oblige for entertainment; and, for the sake of keeping balance between life and death, perhaps even Hu Tao.

Dainslief would also be over the final moon; he had been waiting, to challenge the Heavens, and he has just been given the chance to.

TL;DR: Dain and Tsaritsa are happy campers.

Hope this is alright :3

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Barbara wanted a picture with that part of my wilderness but she's so small 😭

HELP

"Don't worry too much, I'll be okay" mfw there's that giant tower behind her 😭

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quick doodle of oneself meeting critter because i just know it'd be a disaster !! I use red for critter's dialogue whenever it's schneider speaking through them so.. extra damage for oneself <3

idk i just imagine oneself disguised as vertin still looks a little off. like messy hair, eye bags, a little taller.. not a perfect copy if that makes sense :]

YES I LOVE IT YUMMY NOM NOM NOM NOM!

And yes, that's right! It isn't perfect, and as an extra, Oneself blinks one eye at a time, usually her right and then her left

Thank you so much <3

HEY @hammerbonk LOOK AT THIS PLEASE :DDDDDD

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Argus: Who's this kid with an ax on her gun? Actually, who let a kid have a gun?

Mondlicht: This is a valuable learning experience.

Also, do you think Eagle's Arcane skill could work a bit like Argus'? If I remember correctly, Eagle's is being able to see things clearly from a distance away, so do you think it's possible for Argus to teach her how to improve upon it?

. YeH. 😭

I'm not sure actually

I mean Argus' Arcane Skill is genetic and I'm not sure if it can be imparted, BUT if they can make a pseudo-improvement that would most certainly help Eagle ^-^