name a sneakier mom than violet "oh you're too tired to come to the ball? what a shame, you're going to miss sweet Penelope getting engaged. well, anyway dear, feel better" bridgerton. i'll wait.
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Sam Reid for like two fucking years: Nobody has seen the real Lestat yet.
The real Lestat:
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#yapper wife + quiet husband
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Idk if this has been done yet-
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the children keep clipping my songs for their ‘tick tock’ audios louis. they do not even know the lyrics they are using ma musique sombre to gyrate in a sickening fashion for their sycophants to slaver over i have poured my heart and soul into my art and they have sped it up to form some sort of esthétique. louis how do i make them stop this grotesquerie mon cher please
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I am in TEARS this is hands down the funniest Bridgerton tweet [edit: was not expecting it to quickly become my post popular post lmao here’s the link if you’re a twitter person]
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his three mode
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kinda glad part 2 came out during June so I can wish these two a happy pride month 😚🫶🏼🏳️🌈
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When he said "plan to entrap me" i actually laughed like baby boy i know you're mad but your gurl was five seconds away from a proposal before you gatecrashed it and when she actively tried to escape you. you ran her carriage down, finger banged her in the back of it and then proposed of your own volition.
What exactly did she do? Eat cake? Actively stay away from you? Engage in courtship with someone else?
Sorry its so funny 😂🤣
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You gotta hand it to Portia though.. her conclusion that Pen is missing for an hour every ball they attend was that her social battery ran out. Which is a very valid reason, and she never questioned it before because she understood that its a thing.
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Penelope: Pretend to be shopping for sweets so no one thinks we are together.
Colin:
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#he doesn't joke about flowers BRIDGERTON (2020—) S03 | E05
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can't stop thinking about daniel's daughters in all of this. imagine you're kind of estranged from your dad who always put his career before you, and you find out that in the middle of a global pandemic your father with parkinson's flew to dubai for a story. you're like yeah, par for the course, seems like something he'd do. but then he comes back from dubai without parkinson's, a different eye colour, and the weirdest set of acrylics you've ever seen in your life. cut to months later and he's now promoting his best selling novel in which he claims (and adamantly believes) that he flew to dubai to interview vampires, which are real and walk among us. you're now starting to think that somehow he traded his parkinson's for full blow dementia. and he's still wearing those fucking acrylics.
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Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?
Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?
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