FNAF: Tag Team AU is my take on the game's timeline wherein Michael Afton and Jeremy Fitzgerald are working in tandem investigating the oddities at Freddy's as they search for the man behind the slaughter
Fit: Bro, that's like– it's like how Tazercraft formed, how like, Pac uploaded a video, and Mike was his first subscriber, and was like, "Let's make videos together."
Phil: Awww, really? 🥹
Fit: Yeah! Oh yeah, that's– that's some Tazercraft lore!
Phil: Really? That's actually how that happened?
Fit: Mhmm!
Phil: Oh my fcking god, that's the most wholesome sht! [Laughs] I had no idea! I had no idea that's how they like- they found like, found each other!
Fit: Yeah. It- it's- it's humble beginnings.
Phil: Dude... Aww! Oh man, that's- that's- that's such good lore. That's such good Tazercraft lore, that's adorable.
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[Context: Twitch was experiencing a viewer count error at the time]
Fit: My- Phil, my Twitch viewers glitched out, it says I have 2 viewers right now, you know- support small streamers.
Phil: Oh my god, it says I've got- it's g- it says I've got 15! Holy sht, it's 2019 again!
Fit: [Laughs] Support small streamers, man! Support–
Phil: IT'S 2019 AGAIN!!! YES!!! Oh my god!!!
Fit: Let's fcking go
Phil: It's a shame my chat isn't as quiet as 15 viewers- [Laughs]
Fit: [Laughs] Oh man...
Phil: Oh man, it's- it's- Oh, I still got my 5 year hardcore world...
Fit: Bro you got- you got 15 viewers? I got 2 man, send some to me!
Phil: I'm gonna raid you afterwards, Fit, I'll raid you with my 15 viewers! I hope you enjoy the- the- the extra exposure!
Fit: Thank– One or two of 'em might follow, who knows?
Phil: Hashtag follow for follow! Follow for follow!
Fit: Yeah, follow for follow- oh yeah- [Laughs]
Phil: Follow for follow, um, like and subscribe the YouTube video highlight of this crazy moment of us- of us- sharing fun times with our communities, oh my goodness!
Fit: Bro, it's- That's like- it's like how Tazercraft formed, how like, Pac uploaded a video, and Mike was his first subscriber, and was like, "Let's make videos together."
Phil: Awww, really? 🥹
Fit: Yeah! Oh yeah, that's– that's some Tazercraft lore!
Phil: Really? That's actually how that happened?
Fit: Mhmm!
Phil: Oh my fcking god, that's the most wholesome sht! [Laughs]
Fit: I know, dude.
Phil: I had no idea! I had no idea that's how they like- they found like, found each other!
Fit: Yeah. It- it's- it's humble beginnings.
Phil: Dude... Aww! Oh man, that's- that's- that's such good lore. That's such good Tazercraft lore, that's adorable, holy fck. That's like, really similar to like, Tommy and Tubbo. Like, they both were-
Fit: Oh, right.
Phil: They both were streaming to like, 5 viewers or something stupid, and then like, I forget who did it, but they raided each other at one point and that's how they became friends. They're like, "Hey, wanna come play Sky Block?" [Laughs] "Wanna come play Bedwars with me and stuff?" it was like "Aww!".
Fit: Uh-huh.
Phil: That's- awh man, Tazercraft have like, such good lore.
Steve innocently asks, "Can I woo him?" during the dnd game currently going on in the Wheeler's basement.
Eddie blinks once, twice, before all the wires in his brain reconnect, and he gives Steve an amused grin. "You want to 'woo' my character?" He hopes no one can hear how fast his heart is beating as he watches Steve push their two custom-made figurines closer together. If anyone else had touched Eddie's figurine, he would have smacked their hand away.
"I want to take him to the tavern and buy him a drink."
"To get him drunk and make him spill the whereabouts of the map?" Dustin asks. Eddie leans back in his chair and watches the two of them bicker, his hand pulls a piece of hair in front of his face to hide the flustered smile pulling at his lips.
Steve scrunches up his face and shakes his head. "No, I'm wooing him, Dustin. Are you not listening?" Steve looks up at Eddie, his eyes full of determination. "Let me woo him." He says this with a nod at Eddie's figurine.
"Stop saying woo." Mike groans into his hands.
Eddie pretends to think about it for a moment. He holds up one finger and ducks behind his dm screen to 'consult' the books. "Hmm." He hums and peaks over the screen at Steve, who anxiously chews on his bottom lip while fidgeting with a d8. "You may woo me - uh - I mean, Sir Edward."
"Can I roll to stab Sir Edward? I do not want to watch this."
Eddie shushes Mike and nods at Steve, who bounces excitedly in his chair. "Go ahead, big boy. Give it your best shot." If only Steve knew that he's already got Eddie and Sir Edward completely enamoured, no further wooing necessary.