#sassagrass

[toysoldiers-rwby]

remember to stretch and warm up before dismantling the government! 

@kdinjenzen

[venusthechaoticsheep]

Fiona, running into the room; JOANNA!

Joanna, whispering; shhh! May is sleeping!

Fiona; oh sorry..

Joanna; now what is it?

Fiona; there’s a fire-

[magnhild]

goldleaf week day 2- first date

sadly no writing for this one because iiii don’t know how to write dates due to. never having been on one. buuuttt i can promise there will be tomorrow because i’ve already done it and it’s very cute!

[ryanoquigg]

when robyn’s gone

original under cut

[musings-from-mars]

48. Sassagrass?

One reacts to the other(s)… 48. Admitting to crimes they’ve committed (can be humorous, or angsty)

May had been sitting in the passenger seat of the car in silence for the first five minutes of their drive home, when Joanna finally spoke.

“So...why were the cops chasing you again?”

May sighed. Loudly. “I may have stolen a cop car.”

Joanna did not react, other than asking, “Why?”

“Because they looked at me weird.”

“How did they catch you?”

“I didn’t account for the fact that my semblance doesn’t mask sounds, only...visually.”

Joanna nodded. “So they heard you driving away.”

“Yeah.”

“So you ditched the car?”

“And set it on fire.”

Joanna involuntarily thumped the brakes for a moment, jolting them both, before she continued driving. “You...set the cop car on fire?”

“If I can’t have it, nobody can.”

“So...you committed grand theft auto, in the process likely drove recklessly, committed arson, evaded arrest...”

May chuckled. “How many more crimes before I fill up my punch card and get a free smoothie?”

Joanna sighed. “I’m disappointed in you.”

“Because I broke the law?”

“Because you failed to steal the car?” Joanna declared. “You had it, May. Imagine what we could do with our own cop car? We could impersonate cops and tell people ‘we shit donuts’ over the megaphone or something like that. Would’ve been hilarious.”

May sighed. “I’m sorry I failed you.”

“Just do better next time.”

May looked up at her. “Next time? You mean...I can try again?”

“Of course!”

“Yaaay!”

[anaja-theratbird]

idk what anyone expected from someone who draws her favorite ship like this:

Text version if it’s too hard to read:

Happy Huntress shipping prompt thing

Springthyme 

Fiona punches Robyn in the face

Help We’re Trapped in Wal-Mart

One of them becomes addicted to anime

80s environmental message cartoon

“I believe in you. I believe you’re about to do the dumbest shit.”

You’re Lucky You’re Cute

Dance party on an Atlesian military transport vehicle

First date at a riot

Bad attempt at suaveness one opportunistic night

Gift-giving. Rather, a real show of bravado as they try to outdo each other at it

Getting really far into a co-op arcade game

Kidnapped by pageant mothers

Careless Whispers

Careless Whispers otomatone

Robyn smashes a water balloon on Fiona. “SIKE”

Uh-oh

The Happy Huntresses steal an 18-foot-long sandwich 

These dollar store valentines are fake!!!!!!!

“Did you just slap a brand on the back of my jeans”

One of them makes up a slang term and bugs the crap out of the other with it

Neither of them can skateboard

They enter a contest to see which couple can kiss the longest and realize it’s the stupidest thing they’ve done all year

It’s spring so it’s raining buckets

Robyn and Fiona as Gavin and Babygirl in “Office Homophobe”

Invisibird

Swordfight

May relaying information to Robyn before joining the team

Extreme skiing competition

Escape from a corrupt hotel

Stranded in the tundra 

“You don’t have to work so hard to prove yourself. I know you don’t believe me, but you don’t.”

Robyn is a better suitor than anyone you lined up, DAD

Alien invasion

Alien invasion that turns out to be an arcade game they took really seriously

Honestleaf

How do I have so few prompts for one of my favorite ships

Honestleaf I think Escape from a corrupt hotel is absolutely badass for any of these pairings

Alternate: Escape from a corrupt hostel

Arm wrestle

Childhood friends

Realization

“Joanna look how much stuff I can balance on my head” “Joanna look”

They really didn’t like their history teacher so they made a bad PowerPoint on purpose

You’re in the wrong neighborhood…you want the one two blocks down to the east. Here, we’ll get you there.

Marithyme

Extreme scooter competition

“omg I think this house is haunted”

Fiona is a better suitor than anyone you lined up, DAD

May and Fiona get caught sabotaging an Atlas boat rally and only have 1 motorboat against a fleet of elitist marine ships but it gets destroyed so they have to get away on a paddleboat…

Steal the key to Gramercy Park

May has a strong emotion in trans and Fiona says something cisgenderly

They find a baby on the sidewalk and look for the parents

Listen, if Robyn wasn’t the one who got kidnapped by pageant mothers then it was probably May

Sassagrass

Flipping signs outside for going undercover

Charades

Comic relief background characters who are more entertaining than the main team

“Did you know Target had so many sub-basements?”

Chase a Grimm down a hallway and when they open the door they’ve somehow entered a game show

They enter a weird dimension where they’re suddenly good at kung-fu because “Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting” is playing

“You don’t know how to fly a plane either?”

Pranking people over the phone. “It’s JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Joanna is a be—you get the idea

Greensheep

Fiona falls in the IKEA ball pit

Accidental arson

Fiona and Joanna attend a meeting full of legal jargon and they get so bored that they literally fall into a board game

Goat farmers

Hallmark movie stunt double casting

200lbs of bouncy balls

Fiona and Joanna fight a Lovecraftian abomination…because it’s racist

(prompts are interchangeable)

[petracore101]

Happy Huntresss Ship Names!

I’ve yet to see ship names for any but Robyn/Fiona, so here’s my take on some HH pairs!

(Robyn x Fiona = Springthyme)

May x Joanna = Sassagrass

May x Fiona = Goldenwool

Robyn x Joanna = Honestleaf

May x Robyn = Invisibird

Joanna x Fiona = Greensheep

[good-sapphicrwbyaus]

Goldleaf/Sassagrass is indeed Joanna/May! Kdin herself ships it too! (I guess that makes it semi-Canon?)

Oh okay, thanks for clarifying that for me Anon!! Also, I’m glad that Kdin ships it!! 

[chiaramonbewritin-blog]

@goldleafweek Okay but can you really be 2 days late if society’s in shutdown and time has lost all semblance of meaning? ... : )

[kdinjenzen]

If you had to pick a ship in RWBY, which would you say is your favorite?

I feel like I’m obligated to say Very Happy Huntresses, Marrowgold, and Sassagrass.

But I do like Bumbleby and SeaMonkeys.

[bloodraven55]

wat r sassagrass and goldleaf, pleaz clarify for confused rwby fanz

I think Goldleaf is the ship name for May and Joanna. Not sure about Sassagrass though.

[toysoldiers-rwby]

her abs deserve the close up and yall know it

[venusthechaoticsheep]

Sassagrass baby, Theodosia .... she loves watermelon 🍉

[magnhild]

Goldleaf Week Day 5- Comfort

in which i made myself emotional just from writing. that’s what i get for writing something i can personally relate to i s’pose! but at least it ends nicely :)

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Were it not for the fact that part of her mind was still being rational, May would’ve punched the brick wall in front of her. Instead, she leaned against it as cold rain soaked through her clothes, the drops on her face mixing with salty tears.

Shameful, that a grown Huntress would be crying from mere words. But even though this had happened several times over, the same circumstance repeating itself, it never seemed to get easier.

It wasn’t that his words made her doubt herself. She knew who she was, and she hadn’t questioned it for years now. No, her pain came from the fact that these people who should be supporting her, who should be her family would shun her so greatly for simply existing as a woman. It was brutally unfair and filled May with a rage than not even seeing Ironwood in charge of Atlas could make her feel. And how horrible it was that Henry would surely be satisfied with knowing she’d broken down again. He’d stopped attempting to change her a long time ago and now that he knew he couldn’t, he would go out of his way to make her suffer for who she was instead. And every time, it worked.

“May?”

Even at Joanna’s voice, May didn’t turn around. She felt like she was glued to that wall and wished she could melt away like the rain as it fell into sewage grates.

But Joanna was there anyway. and May couldn’t bring herself to look at her.

“Hey, you’re getting wet out here.”

“So are you,” May muttered. “You should go back inside.”

“No way.” Joanna insisted, placing a hand on her shoulder. “I’ll go back in when you do.”

May finally turned to look at her and Joanna’s face softened.

“You’re crying…”

May wiped her face with a sleeve. “It’s just the rain.”

“No, it’s not, your eyes are red.”

May slumped against the wall. “I hate them so fucking much, Jo.”

“And you should.” Joanna responded firmly. “They don’t deserve your love. Not if they refuse to love you back.”

“I know.” May sighed. “I just wish they didn’t make me feel like this. I get so…furious. More than I ever have before, even though I know I’m right. It’s stupid.”

Next thing she knew, Joanna had pulled her into a hug and May let herself relax in her arms, the warmth of their bodies battling the cold of the rain.

“It’s not stupid,” Joanna insisted. “You have every right to be angry; you should be angry. Human emotion isn’t a flaw.” She stroked may’s hair with one hand, a gesture of comfort she’d used many times before that always made may melt a little inside. “I can’t tell you that it’ll get easier to feel but it’ll get easier to control. Speaking from experience here. And I promise, if Henry ever gives you shit again…I’ll kick his face in.”

May couldn’t help it. At Joanna’s abrupt change in words, she snickered and then laughed out loud, her whole body shaking in Joanna’s arms.

“You’re insane.” She chuckled.

“I’m also not kidding,” Janna replied proudly. “I’d definitely do it.”

May smirked. “You’re very welcome to.”

Joanna gently took her hands in hers. “Just remember, those assholes aren’t your family. You don’t owe them anything.”

May reached up to kiss her and let their foreheads rest together. “I know,” She replied, her anger fading. “I’ve got all the family I need right here.”

[ryanoquigg]

i make silly edits sometimes for fun so here’s this. you will look.

[musings-from-mars]

So we have Springthyme as Robyn x Fiona, and I'm seen Sassagrass and Goldleaf for May x Joanna, and all four of them together is Very Happy Huntresses. What are the other ship names for the other combinations?

I’m not certain about any widely agreed upon ship names, but I like creating ship names so here:

Robyn x Fiona - Springthyme

Robyn x May - Steal From the Rich (because...maybe Robyn “stole” May from her rich family idk?)

Robyn x Joanna - One Tree Hill (lol)

Fiona x May - Marithyme (pronounced “maritime”)

Fiona x Joanna - Shepherd’s Crook (because sheep, and...a shepherd’s crook is made of wood?)

May x Joanna - Sassagrass/Goldleaf