#satan hall

[gullible-diamond]

[nocreativityfornames]

Solomon, Satan, Simeon, Luke & MC: *studying for a magic studies assignment together*

Solomon: *helping MC with a spell* There it is, you did it.

*smiles* You're my best student, you know? As your teacher, you make me proud.

MC: He says as if his other students weren't all dead.

Simeon: *spits out his drink*

Satan: ...! *tries to stifle a laugh*

Luke: *big gasp* MC, you can't say that! And you two, don't laugh...!!

Solomon: No Luke, it's fine. 🥲

[jamesfrain]

Jonathan Rhys Meyers as King Henry VIII in The Tudors — S02E09 'The Act of Treason'

'Do you think I'm a child, to be first whipped and then petted? If your master wants to deal with me, he must first apologise for all his ill treatment of me in the past. He must accept Queen Anne. I have nothing more to say to your master.'

+bonus: all of them in the same space? shit is about to go down.

[insomniachox]

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𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄! 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐬

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[astralbondpro]

The Kids in the Hall // S03E13: Shoes

[starry-miki]

DEAR OBEY ME DEV GODS:

PLEASE LIFT THIS CURSE THAT THE FANDOM SEEMS TO FALL UNDER AND MY SELF INCLUDED. PLEASE MAY THIS SACRIFICE LIFT THE CURSE OF THE NIGHTMARE, AND BLESS US WITH THE CARDS WE TRULY DESIRE THE MOST. AS WELL AS BRING US LUCK FOR OUR PULLS AND OTHERS, GRANT US HAPPINESSES PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE. 😭😭😩😭😭

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Amen 😔

Rant time part 4 (?)

So as may of you know the fandom right now is a little upset about getting cards they don’t want. So I made a “Lucky” Charm to hopefully get us the cards we want, maybe not today or tomorrow but before the card event ends. Lmao maybe if you give a like it might give you extra luck. But I do hope everybody in the fandom gets the cards they want and myself included. Maybe if we joint all together and make sacrifices to the obey me devs gods maybe they will grant us our wishes. 😭😭😭

[tsukii0002]

Mc: what are you doing?

The brothers reunited in the living room, there are a lot of document in a table, and they look so concentrated.

Lucifer: oh Mc, you arrive at good time

Asmo: we are discussing a very important matter

Satan: it something that requires all our concentration.

Beel: it's something very serious.

Mc: *swallow* wh-what it is?

Mammon: we are doind the planing for our cuddle sesions whint you.

Belphie: it have to be fair, no one should have more time for cuddle than any of us

Levi: we've been here for six hours

Mc: ...

The brothers: ...

Mc: I'm done, I'm going to stay in Purgatory Hall for a few days.

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[guttersnarls]

I can twist, I can make you seduce me Wanna do the Watusi? You can call me Luci

[lisamarie-vee]

[gullible-diamond]

[bitter69uk]

This month, the FREE Lobotomy Room cinema club presents Satan in High Heels (1962)! 20 June 2024 at Fontaine’s bar!

Hard-boiled and stylish, Satan in High Heels represents the acme of early sixties sexploitation cinema NOT made by Russ Meyer. Characterized by exceptionally good acting, atmospheric film noir black-and-white cinematography and an urgent jazz soundtrack, Satan was filmed in just 21 days with an estimated budget of less than $100,000 – and is a taut 89-minute journey into deep sleaze!

Weary of her hard-scrabble two-bit existence bumping-and-grinding in the carnival, scheming, manipulative and utterly amoral fairground burlesque dancer Stacey Kane (Meg Myles) ditches her useless junkie husband and flees to New York to re-invent herself as a singer. Cynically employing sex and a smile, the redheaded vixen inveigles her way into a gig crooning at the upscale Greenwich Village nightclub managed by fiercely chic and jaded lesbian proprietress Pepe (the reliably intense Grayson Hall). Stacey promptly becomes the mistress of wealthy married businessman Arnold Kenyon, but – to considerably complicate things – she also pursues Kenyon’s feckless beatnik son Laurence! As the poster’s tagline leers “The father … the son … the husband … the lover … they all had her … but she had them – right where the heat was hottest!”

Aside from some fleeting glimpses of side boob in a gratuitous skinny-dipping scene, no actual nudity is on display. But Satan’s producer Leonard Burtman’s background was in the realm of fetish porn magazines and that sensibility is amply reflected onscreen in the emphasis on Stacey’s spike-heeled Spring-o-Lator mules and the kinky black leather dominatrix ensemble she wears (complete riding crop) growling the climactic musical number “The Female of the Species” (sample lyric: "I'm the kind of woman/ Not hard to understand / I'm the kind that cracks the whip / And takes the upper hand"). Everyone snarls their tough-as-nails dialogue, chain-smokes and knocks-back hard liquor. (You could play a fun drinking game taking a sip every time a character onscreen does, but it would risk projectile vomiting).

Lobotomy Room is the FREE monthly film club devoted to Bad Movies for Bad People! Third Thursday night of every month downstairs at Fontaine’s cocktail lounge in Dalston. Numbers are limited, so reserve your seat via Fontaine’s website. Alternatively, phone 07718000546 or email bookings@fontaines.bar. The film starts at 8:30 pm. Doors to the basement Bamboo Lounge open at 8:00 pm. To ensure everyone is seated and cocktails are ordered on time, please arrive by 8:15 pm at the latest. Event page.

[thecherrypitpie]

mc & solomon show up at HOL (nightbringer era)

lucifer opens the door & mc breezes past without a word

luci levels a questioning look at solomon

"well... you've been served" as solomon hands over a set of documents

"what is this?... a custody order??"

from the staircase: "signed by diavolo"

mc already coming back down with a series of bags and satan in tow

"i'll be taking my son - as his father you have visitation rights every other saturday"

[insomniachox]

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𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄! 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐬

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[astralbondpro]

The Kids in the Hall // S02E02: Simon and Hecubus