#scax

[total-drama-takes-the-squeakquel]

Scarlett x Max is a better love story than Aleheather. They had what was easily the strongest, most supportive relationship out of any canon couple in the show, and Chris broke them up knowing this. Think about it, they were always together, always helping and uplifting one another, acting just like newlyweds. We all know that if Chris hadnt broken them up, Scarlett never would’ve become evil and tried to kill everybody. It’s obvious that her love for Max transcended the very realm of this universe, to the point where she was willing to kill everyone on the island including herself and her lover as an act of defiance against those who weren’t ready to accept their love. If that isn’t poetic, I don’t know what is. -🍫

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[td-rarepairs]

One sided scax on Scarlett’s side is so good she’d hate it so so much

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[aryburn-trains]

The Metrolink Christmas train made a brief stop at Fullerton on its way home after an evening out in Riverside and Corona. November 17, 2007

[real-total-drama-takes]

i ship scax but only a) scax where there is clearly Something between them and neither of them will ever admit it or b) max has a crush on scarlett who does not reciprocate it at all

[textsfromcampwawanakwa]

Max: Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up. Scarlett: What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how".

[total-drama-fugitives]

im not gonna fucking pretend like scax isnt the funniest pairing ever conceived. i consume scax content like cocaine, i cant find it in my heart to hate it at allllll,l,l,,. tehres liqterllay no context where they would ever actually get together. its sos os dumb and i love it. a gnome and a ginger. shakespeare wishes he can come up with this shit. and WHILE i have the mic let me just say im gonna start pioneering rodney x scarlett and u guys are just gonna have to hear me out on that one, my girl needs a himbo henchman and rodney is desperate enough to date a terrorist AND i saw fanart if them once by this really cool realistic td artist and it got like hmmmm my brain likes this shit now what the fuck

[purplemys]

No way in hell someone out there ships Scarlett with Max. She deserves better than that.

[camptv-era]

Scarlett is a lesbian.

Proof: I said so

She got really, really confused when Rodney made goo-goo eyes at her. Yes, he was incomprehensible to everyone, but it's pretty glaring when Scarlett is The Smart One of this group.

(This does extend to emotional intelligence. She just highly prefers the logical side of stuff, and then gets annoyed when she recalls that nobody understands her.)

Look at her expression at being 'mistaken' for straight/bi, for 🤢 MAX of all people. (/lh)

She stammered and if I'm not mistaken, it's the only time she ever does. She doesn't sound embarrased or shy either, it's 'wtf.'

We all know that Chris says things that aren't true to mess around with the competitors on purpose. He's done it so many times before.

I don't think he knows the real and exact details, but he just knows Scax isn't canon and saying that it is bothers Scarlett so much.

Say there was Scax shiptease throughout Pakithew Island all you want, but this is not an "oh my gosh, my crush's pants fell in front of me >///<" expression/moment, it's an "oh, this is disturbing and I wish today didn't happen and I hope I will only see this again in anatomical textbooks."

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk about evil lesbian Scarlett.

[anthroparis]

Killing that terrible purple freak. There can only be one

[totaldrama-showdowns]

Unused Submissions for the Favorite Rivalry Showdown!

justin and trent

please im so tired of seeing fluffy ship art of them THEY DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER

justin literally got him eliminated i cant imagine they had a good relationship after action

"one time justin threw a tambourine at me and that kinda hurt >:|"

THE GUITAR SNATCH AND GLARE IN CELEBRITY MANHUNT

you know they had the nastiest most jawdropping arguments in the recording room during drama brothers recording sessions

uhh yeah they hate each other they should get to fight to the death as a treat

Alejandro and duncan

they're perfect

Scax

is this a rivalry? idk

Dave vs Leonard

IT'S ME! I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU! NOW PICK UP THE PIG!

Lindsay vs Courtney

it was brief but it was enjoyable

Izzy and Justin

They're sooo funny, especially cause they're exes

Julia vs Priya

I don’t actually think this is the best one I’m just putting it here because we need more reboot characters in this bracket

Whatever Lindsay and Beth had with Heather after Island

you go girls

Geoff and Trent

hockey bros vs birds

why do they get beat up by birds so frequently

Dawn and Scott

Ok sure they lasted for two scenes but THEY COULD'VE BEEN SUCH GOOD RIVALS MAN

Julia vs Every Other TD '23 Blonde

Nominating this because I think it's funny

Julia and Caleb

I don’t actually gaf about them but i like when julia hit him with a frying pan or something

the roti writers and gen 2 female characters

they did them so dirty :(

bowie vs straight people

he's seen enough

chris vs blaineley

divorced enemies sweep

lightning vs cameron

it was ooc but it kinda slayed

Chris and Sierra

The New York episode. Please Chris should've been a hater the whole season and Sierra wouldn't notice it would be funny. See my vision

Ezekiel Vs Death

I just know Death keeps snapping those bony fingers any time Ezekiel escapes death

Emma and Julia

white on white violence

Terry and Chref

We saw that tweet

Mal and Julia

Mal plays the game really well and Julia's getting insecure. But I have faith Julia will triumph

Marmaduke and Garfield

I love tti

Me vs Blaineley

We are currently fighting over who gets 2 date Kelly (I'm winning)

larry v chef

chef’s gotta defend his man what can I say

Everyone (- Priya) Vs Caleb

He literally has no friends.

priya's personality versus the writers

season 2. need I say more?

Heather Vs Blaineley

I cannot tell you how funny it is that Blaineley turned up to the TD jumbo jet and chose violence against a girl half her age

Ezekiel and Chris

demolish that monster zeke

Sky vs Dave

He tried to kill her I think this counts as a rivalry at least a little bit

Damien vs Millie

Yeah! The finish line!

Duncney

toxic yaoi

Noah anf Harold

autism on autism violence and we love that

do alejandro and noah count,,, if not im voting leshawna and heather

brainrot says so

jasmine and shawn

just being a hater here, they were much more tolerable (but still crappy) when she hated him over them being a couple

dramarama ella and dramarama max

why couldnt this be their dynamic in the canon show

Damien & Julia

WE WERE ROBBED OF THEM!!!!

MK vs the bear

They literally fought in a duel together

Geoff/Bridgette and blaineley

Ma'am that's a child. Leave him by

Mal Vs Duncan

They suck I hope they get in so they're elimination fodder so someone else can go forward easily.

alejandro puppet and heather

1984

Wayne and me

I hate you little white boy! Get a job

[blamemma]

Emma do you think Scax is kind of like “I feel sorry for you” - Scotty / “I don’t think about you at all” - Max OR do you think Max is a little insecure about the Scaniel of it all OR a combination OR a secret 4th option?

i think like much of the max daniel (scotty) journey we ebb and we flow. sometimes we're in choppy waters and sometimes we're smooth sailing in the mediterranean

scotty 'i call him verstappen not max' james is the insecure one imo. can't look max in the eye, can't think about him for more than 10 seconds, can't call him by his first name even though daniel has accidentally moaned it a couple of times in bed. all a macho way of making max 'i dont think about you at all' feel inferior. but max doesn't. one of the coooreeee character traits of max is his unashamed confidence but also his unabashed support and love for daniel. max will stand on australian news and say daniel. i want to go on a date on your farm and ride bikes together and then nurse you back to health for 4 race weekends. but then there are moments where max kinda goes huh? why are u sleeping on his floor daniel. did he not offer u a bed? where max kinda goes well daniel must like him a lot if he will sleep on the floor for him. but then he gets his back up and is like but daniel must have his favourite pillow and his true crime podcast and enough blankets to keep him warm? max i dont think is ever jealous or insecure? i just he knows that he can do and be better for daniel than scotty ever could be. he's just gotta open up daniel 'woah just as friends though' ricciardo a lil bit more.

also. we must always remember. daniel has never attended a scotty james competition. but he has said 'if it can't be me, i'm glad its max'. that's the thesis.

(also we could argue that daniel has attended 0 of scotty's competitions but a hell of a lot of max's. but some will say that's just circumstances and not choice)

[tpher]

soooo surreal to see scax referred to as a rarepair bc its like. i guess! but not to me i was there when ppl would not stop talking abt it Being Canon and shit lmao

[td-rarepairs]

scax but only the version of scax i have in my brain (max has an unrequited crush and scarlett is fond of him anyway)

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[aryburn-trains]

The 15th annual Metrolink Holiday Toy Express has just arrived in Claremont. Every year (with the exception of last), the train, decorated with over 50,000 lights, travels to almost every Metrolink station between mid-November and Christmas and delivers a half hour show for all those who come. Those who come to see the show are encouraged to bring a toy that will be delivered to a needy child. December 3, 2011

[real-total-drama-takes]

Scax more like sax

(I don't remember who either of these people are)

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[crunchyharold]

another thought about jock since i just rewatched roti, while i am glad that fresh didnt make their dynamic romantic since it would have totally ruined it, it is quite strange considering that in total drama platonic relationships w boys and girls dont really exist it always ends up romantic (annoying!) and while theyre both objectively queer coded that doesnt matter to fresh (cough noah cough) which leads me to wonder- why arent jock portrayed to have, feelings for each other and/or why don't the other characters in universe ship it? chris shipped scax for fuck sake. and i think ive realised why and its pissing me off. jo is represented as undesirable and even repulsive to her fellow campers because of her gender nonconformity. dont get me wrong she's also an asshole but everyone in td is an asshole. i honestly believe if she were more feminine then her dynamic with brick would have been drastically different.