#scp 2017

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I made a new header

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I have a problem, I think

[thatssomegoodsoup]

UNCATEGORIZED TO BE WRITTEN LIST

(this list is mostly for myself so I don't forget what I want to write)

(this list is fluid and may change over time, and I may not write for all of these)

(Didn't mean to post this early but oh well)

Criminal Minds

Penelope Garcia x Reader HCs

Aaron Hotchner x Reader HCs

David Rossi x Reader HCs

Spencer Reid x Reader HCs

Elias Voit x Reader HCs

Luke Alvez x Reader HCs

Tyler Green x Reader HCs

Douglas Bailey x Reader HCs

Doctor Who

The Ninth Doctor x Reader HCs

The Tenth Doctor x Reader HCs

The Eleventh Doctor x Reader HCs

Cassandra x Reader HCs

Slitheen x Reader HCs

Dalek x Reader HCs

Atraxi x Reader HCs

Milo Murphy's Law / Phineas and Ferb

Elliot Decker x Reader HCs

Vinnie Dakota x Reader HCs

Balthazar Cavendash x Reader HCs

Heinz Doofenschmirtz x Reader HCs

Nigel and Marmalade

Patricia x Reader HCs

Ducktales

Scrooge McDuck x Reader HCs

Magica DeSpell x Reader HCs

Octonauts

Kwazii x Reader HCs

Animal Restaurant

Jiji the Waiter x Reader HCs

Prince the Gardener x Reader HCs

Seedy the Waiter x Reader HCs

Creepypasta

Laughing Jack x Reader HCs

Kagekao x Reader HCs

Slenderman x Reader HCs

Jeff the Killer x Reader HCs

Homicidal Liu x Reader HCs

Eyeless Jack x Reader HCs

Ticci Toby x Reader HCs

Jason the Toymaker x Reader HCs

Candy Pop x Reader HCs

Cat Hunter x Reader HCs

Sonic

Knuckles x Reader HCs

Shadow x Reader HCs

Dr.Eggman x Reader HCs

Addams Family

Lurch x Reader HCs

SCP

Dr.Clef x Reader HCs

SCP-096 x Reader HCs

SCP-682 x Reader HCs

SCP-035 x Reader HCs

SCP-049 x Reader HCs

SCP-173 x Reader HCs

SCP-076 x Reader HCs

SCP-073 x Reader HCs

Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss

Angel Dust x Reader HCs

Vox x Reader HCs

Alastor x Reader HCs

Husk x Reader HCs

Carmilla x Reader HCs

Zestial x Reader HCs

Lucifer x Reader HCs

Stolas x Reader x Blitzo HCs

Striker x Reader HCs

Disney

Claude Frollo x Reader HCs

Ramsley x Reader HCs

Nick Wilde x Reader HCs (requested by a friend)

Bruno Madrigal x Reader HCs (requested by a friend)

Dr.Facilier x Reader HCs

Captain Hook x Reader HCs

Legends of Avantris

Kremy Lecroux x Reader HCs

Torbek x Reader HCs

Gideon Coal x Reader HCs

Gricko Grimgrin x Reader HCs

Morning Frost x Reader HCs

Briggsy x Reader HCs

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Courage's Computer x Reader HCs (requested by @yourlocalraviolithief)

Shirley the Medium x Reader

Shwick x Reader HCs

Cajun Fox x Reader HCs

King Ramses x Reader HCs

The Queen of the Black Puddle x Reader HCs

[marsixm]

im trying to wrap my head around why i dont get enthusiastic about reddit style fiction (not a dig but a descriptor) like scp and shit like that, bc its not that i can’t enjoy them but i think its like… when stuff is framed as if it were real, but its fiction, its like, well KNOWING its fiction eliminates a huge element of the intrigue, but also, crucially, i like character-driven stories, or at least stories WITH characters. but i also like it when things are interesting for said characters to experience, like, i want the ghosts and monsters and conspiracies but i want the characters to be character-ing, yknow? not that i dont enjoy slice of life and… what would u call the first thing, non-character specific horror? idk? but i prefer when its both. its like i love kirk and spock but also i do enjoy watching them Experience Situations when i watch star trek. i enjoy the idea of spooky national forest monsters that arent real but experiencing it alongside a character would be better, and i want more trans and gay characters whose lives are clearly trans and gay but i want a plotline to unfold too

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The Plot Synopses of The UnTitledverse Masterpost

Note: May update over time. TW: A few possible lackluster descriptions.

Consists of four sagas. The Perfect Storm saga has around 46 WIPs, The Omniscient Rule saga has 15 WIPs, The UnTitled Ventures saga has 8 WIPs and finally The Ender saga has 6 WIPs that are six story length "chapters". There are also three associated WIPs that mostly connect with The Perfect Storm saga but one continues with the rest.

Read further below under the cut:

The Perfect Storm saga

Jurassic World: Before The Storm (Jurassic World) - Lisa Cobalt finds herself in a predicament; she is the legal guardian to her foster brother, Joaquin, but cannot financially support him and herself. That is, until an opportunity to fill the role of a paleo-veterinarian at the marvelous Jurassic World presents itself. However, not is all as it seems. When an abnormal dinosaur makes a sudden appearance, it brings with it mistrust among the staff, and a conspiracy that shrouds an inevitable doom. Life gifts lessons and fortune. Those who do not heed these lessons are fools bound to repeat history.

A Blast In The Past - In 1936, you return to your old workplace at Carmine Studios, your old partner wanting to have a reunion. What you did not anticipate was the darkness that welled up from the consequences of your departure. Live or die, trust or betray, kill or be killed, again and again, follow the path laid out for you, and dwell in the regret of crossing me.

FNAF: Ask Goldie Anything (Five Nights At Freddy's) - Goldie and the Fazbear Gang (both the Originals and the Toys) are asked questions by the readers on Wattpad, AO3, Tumblr and fanfiction net (and possibly more), influencing the plot into varying directions. Based on Grawolfquinn's FNAF comic Ask Goldie Anything, but with a twist.

Adapt To Survive (Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous) - Left behind on Isla Nublar, Joaquin Cobalt traverses the years spent on the dinosaur populated island, with the reluctant help of an industrialist by the name of Edward Carmine. Indo recovers from his fight with the Indominus, grieving the loss of his pack.

Jurassic World: Into The Eye Of The Storm (Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom) - Isla Nublar is on the brink of a volcanic destruction, so when mercenaries make their way to the island to collect the dinosaurs, Joaquin, Edward and Indo take separate paths to get off the burning island. All these paths lead them to the same Manor on the Mainland.

The Tale Of Mario Emmet (FNAF: The Silver Eyes) - Charlie and her friends return to Hurricane, Utah for the memorial of Michael Brooks and the children who went missing at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. When exploring the old pizzeria, they discover the ruined building is being used as a nest... and the creature is not too far away.

The Aftermath Equation (Jurassic World: Chaos Theory) - Evading death once more and tying up loose ends, Edward Carmine traces his obsession to the Dolomite Mountains of Italy, in the Biosyn Sanctuary run by Lewis Dodgson. He offers his services and funding. Meanwhile, Maisie learns more about the Joaquin who saved her.

The Adventures of Debra Holmes And Her Amazing Space Friend Mario Emmet - Set before The Tale Of Mario Emmet, in 1988, a Texan girl by the name of Debra Holmes makes the discovery of an alien shapeshifter who she refers to as "Mario Emmet" taking residence on her homestead. The beginning of a wholesome and tragic friendship, both human and alien have the time of their lives while Mario hides away from the U.S Government.

SPECIALS - A novelisation of a roleplay (that I have yet to make), in which the plot is not a priority and is merely a fun and chaotic celebration of several holidays hosted by Calvin Dearing... right?

The Dark Awakening - The sequel to A Blast In The Past, you have had enough with the narrator's torment and venture to break the cycle out of the purgatory he's left you in. A battle between first-person POV and second-person POV, hoping to finally reach third-person POV.

Jurassic World: The Perfect Storm (Jurassic World: Dominion) - The finale to the Jurassic World arc, Edward makes his final move to uncover the Aftermath Equation from the mechanical beast that keeps knowledge within itself, in order to evade death once more. It is up to Joaquin and Maisie to not only sabotage Edward, but also ruin Lewis Dodgson and Biosyn's plans until help arrives.

Honour Thy Father (Transformers Prime) - After a botched mission that held uncertain revelations, Autobot Arcee ventures across Earth to figure out her origins, with the aid of a droid by the name of Timekeeper, whose Time Watch had fallen into enemy hands.

Walking Fate Season 1 (The Walking Dead Game Season 1) - Lee Everett is given a second chance at life, in a world where the dead roam. He takes a girl by the name of Clementine under her wing, and they join up with more survivors as they endure the new world where death can be around every corner.

More Than An IT (IT (2017)) - IT has gone by many names, many forms. ITs' most favorable form being "Pennywise the Dancing Clown". IT has spent centuries devouring the fear and flesh of children. But what can it do against a child that has no fear of it?

Trust In Us (TFP) - The Autobots are lured to a possible energon lab buried underneath the Grand Canyon. The Decepticons had also followed the lab's signal, engaging in combat when meeting the Autobots. Decepticon Communications Officer Soundwave manages to enter the lab first, with Arcee hot on his heels. Events take a turn for the worse, as both Autobot and Decepticon find themselves locked inside a stronghold that's sole purpose was not to create energon, but keep mechanical horrors from reaching the surface. And they have the capacity to deceive.

Not The Strangest Thing (Stranger Things) - Hawkins, Indiana is a hot spring for supernatural occurrences. Follow a party of kids as they traverse the sinister realm that has broken into Hawkins, with government conspiracies and the Cold War looming over an opportunity to weaponize the creatures on the other side.

Gravity Falls Gets Weirder (Gravity Falls) - Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines are sent to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to spend the summer with their Great Uncle, or "Grunkle", Stan at his tourist attraction; the Mystery Shack. Here they attempt to make friends with the locals, and even two additional teen newcomers; Jack Bolt and Maze Woods. But after the discovery of a journal, Dipper and Mabel's summer vacation is flipped upside down and inside out once Gravity Falls reveals a more supernatural presence amongst the populace.

Demonic Clown Guardian (IT (2017)) - Georgie Denbrough makes friends with a lost clown by the name of Pennywise; and he lives in the sewers too! The Losers Club... take time to get used to this peculiar clown.

DOOMed (DOOM (2016)) - The demonic forces of Hell invade the UAC facility stationed on Mars, and in a desperate gamble, Samuel Hayden awakens the Doom Slayer to wipe them out and kill the progenitor behind the invasion; Olivia Pierce. The Slayer and his allies however discover that the Demonic forces have made another pact with the supernatural forces of the Wicked.

IT Gets Stranger (IT (2017)/Stranger Things crossover) - A crossover where the Losers Club take a school trip to Hawkins, Indiana, where they meet the Party.

Walking Fate Season 2 (TWDG Season 2) - After being separated with her group, Clementine fends for herself until she comes across survivors living in a cabin. This fateful encounter leads Clementine to face new enemies, meet familiar faces and the breakdown of a friendship thought to be unbreakable.

Strings Of Fear - A group of outcasts who form a friendship with each other investigate the odd disappearances surrounding Hurricane, Utah. Here these Outcasts come across a vile evil that feeds on the innocent.

Walking Fate: A Dark Era (The Walking Dead: A New Frontier) - Javier Garcia has watched as society had been overrun by the dead and pocketing factions of survivors wage war on each other; the New Frontier being prominent. To protect what remains of his family, Javi allies with a group co-lead by Clementine, despite the bounty on her head.

Strings Of Fear: The Second Part - Years after the first defeat of the cosmic horror that plagued their home town, the Outcasts return to end the creature that haunted them once and for all. But is there more to the horror than meets the eye?

DOOMed: From The Beginning (DOOM (2016)) - Set several months before the events of DOOMed and the fateful "Bring-Your-Kid-To-Work" Day, read how the staff of the UAC facility began its descent into horror and madness through the eyes of a recently transferred doctor and security guard; Leslie Who and Alfred "Jeff" Hopper.

Strings Of Fear: The Finale - The ending chapter to the Strings Of Fear arc. Trapped in a repetitive cycle of hatred and guilt, can one cretin escape his confines?

SCP: Confining Spaces (SCP: Confinement) - Connor, a young man who cannot die, is forced by the SCP Foundation to confront and interview multiple classes of SCPs. Though things take a dark turn upon one reality warper calling himself Jester taking an interest in Connor's nature, leading to the discovery of two warriors; an academic cyborg war hero by the name of Haven, and the Sarcophagus of Shame which houses the Wicked's tactician general, called the Overlord.

More Than Bargained For? (FNAF) - Lillian "Lena" Elliot is hired as the newest Night Guard for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Fazbear Entertainment believed she'd end up like the other guards... only to prove that she isn't trapped with the animatronics; the animatronics are trapped with her.

Kicking The Bucket Spills The Truth (TFP) - With Flatline's faction making their move, Autobots and Decepticons come to a decision; mark a truce to end a threat, or adjust to this third party?

Detroit: Battleground (Detroit: Become Human) - After Markus' recent victory in the android revolution, both humans and androids move to build a better future with each other; however, Elijah Kamski unleashes his hidden weapon to revert the androids back to servitude; a sentient megavirus designated "K.I.L.L.J.O.Y". However, he did not anticipate K.I.L.L.J.O.Y's capacity for strong emotions such as rage and the desire to dominate.

Smile Tunes (Hellaverse) - Samuel Who is the Morningstar Family's top advisor, trying to balance being Charlie's best friend and looking out for her as a royal advisor. Especially when it comes to her recent venture to redeem sinners with the help of Alastor, the infamous "Radio Demon", due to the upcoming Extermination. He's even more cautious when the strangest Exorcist comes under their care.

DOOMed: Forth Til Eternity (DOOM: Eternal) - The sequel to DOOMed, follow the Doom Slayer once again as he continues his quest to wipe out Hell's ongoing invasion of Earth. The Slayer meets new allies, faces threats old and unfamiliar, and races against time as the Khan Makyr and the Wicked doom this Earth for their own ambitions.

Walking Fate: Reign Of Sin (TWDG The Final Season) - Clem leads what remains of her small family to a new home in the form of Ericon's Boarding School, lead by troubled teens. She uncovers plots, confronts the one person who embodies her traumas and fights against both the undead and the living.

Pet Sematary: Where Dead Is Better (Pet Sematary (2019)) - The Creeds move to Ludlow, Maine; a decision Louis had agreed to so he could land a stable job while being able to spend more time with his family. The family discover a burial ground hidden in the woods, near their home. Warnings are shared, but not heeded.

Down Memory Lane (Multifandom Crossover) - Calvin and Mario unite again to bring back a lost friend home, without gaining the attention of the Carver of Fate, the Chairman.

Red Dead Redemption: Peace For Thy Sinners (Red Dead Redemption 2) - Maddilyn Darling has been in the Van Der Linde Gang ever since she was nine, raised alongside Arthur Morgan and John Marston into the life of an outlaw by Dutch van der Linde, Hosea Matthews and Abigail Emmet. Through her eyes, she watches her family grow, some members more likeable than others, and she watches as they fall. Her story begins before, during and after the fall of the Van Der Linde Gang.

Truth Or Dare? (Multifandom Crossover) - A menagerie of characters are collected by the dealmaker Jester to play the most intense game of all time... Truth or Dare?

What If? (Multifandom/Crossover) - A collection of alternate routes a story or one of my fics could have taken. What if Kiyotaka Ayanokoji came to the ANS with Ichika Amasawa and Takuya Yagami? What if Clementine died instead of Lee Everett? What if Abigail Emmet never learned to appreciate human culture, and raised Mario in her species traditions? And much more you will be able to ask before and after The UnTitledverse and the other series ends.

Pet Semetary: Let The Dead Rest (Pet Sematary (2019)) - Almost twenty years after the events of his family's destruction, Gage Creed returns to Ludlow, Maine, to put his family to rest.

Yo-Kai Watchlace (Yo-Kai Watch) - Katie Forester was just an average eleven-year-old girl attending Springdale Elementary School with her friends Nathan "Nate" Adams, Edward "Eddie" Archer and Barnaby "Bear" Bernstein. Over the weekend, she comes across an old crank machine, which gifts her a Watchlace and a Yo-Kai butler by the name of Shallow. He "guides" her to compete against the other Yo-Kai Watch user in the area to help as many Yo-Kai as possible for means unknown to Katie.

The Devil Of All Time - Follow the trial of Edward Carmine in the mid-nineties, accused for the ritualistic murder of Leslie Who's child.

Walking Fate: The Final Season (TWDG) - The final confrontation between Delta and the survivors of Ericson, and the end of Clementine and Malcrum's journeys.

We Stand Together (Multifandom Crossover) - The Wicked have banded an army together to accomplish their goals of domination across this corner of the Multiverse, all in the name of their dark master. Joaquin, Calvin and Mario unite their allies to push back against the evil that has risen to claim their glory again.

Gravity Falls: Next Gen (Gravity Falls) - Thirty years after the events of Gravity Falls, Gwen Pines and Sara Gleeful return with their families to visit Soos and his family at the Mystery Shack. However, an old enemy awakens, and with him a plan to bring some new friends to the party. Based on turquoisespace35's Next Gen AU comics.

Subnautica: Deeper Depths (Subnautica: Below Zero) - Taking place five years after the Aurora's crash and Planet 4546B's liberation from the Kharaa, Robin Goodall returns to the antarctic region of the planet after recovering from an accident on an Alterra expedition three years beforehand, which she later quit after the discovery of the Kharaa-infected Frozen Leviathan, and a fallout with her half sister, Sam Ayou. However, three years later, she finds out that Sam had taken lead in overseeing the research expeditions on the planet's surface in Robin's absence, and had apparently "died" on the planet... or so she's told. To find out the truth, she has to go deeper in the cold, dark depths of the treacherous ocean... where she discovers secrets under the ice.

Supremacy (Multifandom Crossover) - The finale to The Perfect Storm saga, the culmination of the journeys of not only Joaquin, Calvin and Mario, but Edward Carmine and the Wicked's as well. Who will win in this fight between resistance and domination?

The Omniscient Rule saga

The Omniscience Rule (Multifandom Crossover) - Saved from the destruction of his universe, Joaquin faces down trials guided by the firstborne Eldritch, Amari the Apothecary, to strengthen himself to become a leader capable of protecting the very essence of the Multiverse itself; the Omniscience.

Life Is Cruel (Life Is Strange) - After sacrificing her closest friend, Chloe, to save Arcadia Bay, Max finds that her powers have not dissipated as she initially believed they would, and that Arcadia Bay's destruction has only been suspended rather than averted... and replaced with a far more viscous force of nature than a hurricane. Can fate be fought against? And what is the nature of Max's powers?

Our Family Shelter - After retiring from the Omniscient Rule, Malcrum Darling finds a new purpose; protecting a group of children from the sinister clutches of an organization called C.Y.P.R.U.S.

The Omniscience Rule: Web Of Lies (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) - The Omniscient Rule take an assignment from the Time Bureau Authority to ensure the events of one universe does not diverge from canon, while also finding and arresting the rogue members of the Time Guard. The further they get into the Clone Wars conflict, the more they find out the reason the Time Guard are ruining the canon.

All Who Remain (The Last Of Us Part One) - Joel Miller lives amongst a dying civilization where hardened survivors and the infected fight to determine humanity's preservation or extinction. He is hired by a rebelling group called the "Fireflies" looking to change the fate of humanity by smuggling a girl by the name of Ellie to one of their facilities. Easier said than done, as Joel and Ellie face obstacles upon obstacles, human and infected alike, and worse of all; a maniac with the distinct ability to command the Cordyceps movements, and an obsessive hatred towards Ellie herself.

Enjoy Your Stay In Eastview! (Multifandom Crossover) - With the revelation of "dead worlds" amongst the Multiverse, full of abandoned survivors seeking refuge from destruction, Joaquin and Haven determine the best course of action for the Omniscient Rule, chasing after a myth in the form of a world powered by the Omniscience itself.

SPECIALS: IN 2 REALITY - A maddening sequel to the SPECIALS roleplay, here the Omniscient Rule adapt to the oddity that is Eastview.

Time Guard: Khronos' Law - Jeff Hopper joins the Time Guard in helping catch a wanted criminal by the name of Maddison Darling; a mass serial killer determined to irreparably change the flow of time.

Happy Accidents At The Dark Circus (FNAF) - Mario and Charlie just wanted to go on a date at the newest attraction in Hurricane, Utah; the Dark Circus. However, not only do they run into Charlie's friends, including her distant former best friend, Elizabeth, but the menagerie of next-gen animatronics; Fizzer Pop and his Merry Band of Rocking Friends, seem to get a bit... quirky in the night.

A Lovely Murder Musical (Multifandom Crossover) - Charlie's hometown of Hurricane had been taken over by the Prime Minister of Hell themself; Alamach, with help from a spirit by the name of Kara Darling, to perform the musical of a lifetime. Mario brings his fellow compatriots from the Omniscient Rule to help him save Charlie and her friends from the inside.

The Omniscience Rule: Dark Omen - Maddison's rampage across time had caused a ripple effect, both good and bad; returning Lena Elliot to existence, but also causing a group of curse-preserving warlocks known as "the Occult" to come into power; intent on bringing the "Great Malevolence" to Eastview. An unlikely alliance between Jeff Hopper, Lisa Cobalt and Fizzer is formed to put an end to the most recent chapter of the Occult.

All Who Remain: Madness Reincarnate (The Last Of Us Part Two) - Five years after All Who Remain, Ellie embarks on a journey of revenge against a militia lead by a bitter woman by the name of Abby; even if it means aligning with her detested rival, Malcolm Darling.

The UnTitled Stories (Multifandom/Crossover) - A collection/series of short stories that happen in the canon of The UnTitledverse, with the express purpose of tying loose ends and expanding the stories. A number of these stories can be viewed below The UnTitled Stories section near the bottom.

Red Dead Redemption: Pandora's Box (RDR) - Maddilyn Darling thought her days of donning the guns for anything other than bounty hunting were over, until she meets relatives who came from the future; twins Malcrum and Cassandra Darling who intend on stopping Maddilyn's dead aunt, Kara, from creating a second Divine Holy War between Heaven and Hell.

The Omniscience Rule: C.Y.P.R.U.S Uprising - The Omniscient Rule have been cleaning up the mess left behind by their enemies. In this final entry of The Omniscient Rule saga, they engage with another group; C.Y.P.R.U.S, an organization that kidnaps and trains children into soldiers, assassins and spies, lead by their director, Madame Callaghan, and her children. Madame Callaghan seems to have an intense focus on Joaquin, recognizing him from a past he no longer remembers.

The UnTitled Ventures saga

UnTitled Venture: Hazardous Residence (Resident Evil: Biohazard) - Joaquin Lockwood was supposed to be retired from the BSAA, however an old pal asks him a favor to provide reconnaissance at a family homestead in Dulvey, Louisiana due to suspicious activity which could be B.O.W in nature, and he's the closest person with experience there. Joaquin agrees, but finds himself trapped with a civilian by the name of Ethan Winters, and both begrudgingly work together to survive the onslaught that awaits them.

UnTitled Venture: Whisper My Name (Resident Evil: Revelations) - Agent Maisie Lockwood races against the clock as she searches for her partner, Joaquin, through Umbrella's connections with an organization called C.Y.P.R.U.S.

UnTitled Venture: Village Of Shadows (Resident Evil: Village) - On a drive from Romania to visit the Winters in Hungary, Joaquin gets into a car crash, and his adopted daughters are taken to a Village in the dark Romanian forests, where the locals worship the matriarch who rules over them; Mother Miranda, the head of the Four Lords. While Ethan gets together the BSAA and Taskforce ECHO, Joaquin fights his way to his girls.

UnTitled Venture: Balancing Roulettes (Resident Evil 6) - Joaquin and Maisie Lockwood trace after a series of bio-terrorist attacks across the globe, hunting down the B.O.W's and the people behind them, as the BSAA's finest agents try to stop the spread of the C-Virus.

UnTitled Venture: Old Smoke - Joaquin settles in his new life in the Village, which is disrupted by the presence of a vengeful Roy Lockwood; Maisie's close great uncle, who has a vendetta against B.O.W's.

UnTitled Venture: Perverse Justice - The BSAA are attacked by C.Y.P.R.U.S, lead by Madame Callaghan's second son, the nihilistic Urijah Callaghan, searching for the whereabouts of Joaquin Lockwood. Urijah's end goal threatens the very state of life itself, and Joaquin won't be going down without trying to fight.

UnTitled Venture: Viva La Révolution (Multifandom Crossover) - Saved in the nick of time, Joaquin is presented with an opportunity by a being who calls himself Benny with getting his life back from the clutches of the Orchestrator; Zachariah.

UnTitled Venture: Found Out (Multifandom Crossover) - With the flames of revolution alight, Joaquin and Benny face a counterattack lead by the Apostles of Zachariah.

The Ender saga

Chapter One: The Truth Seeker - Decades after the disappearance of her adoptive father, Elise Lockwood strays from the only home she knew to find his whereabouts, even in the darkest crevices of her world.

Chapter Two: The Change You Can Be - With a head start, Elise conjures the wrath of Zachariah, but is rescued by two unlikely individuals she never knew she'd get the chance to meet.

Chapter Three: The Feuding Houses (Multifandom Crossover) - With Zachariah's plot kicked into gear, Joaquin Cobalt and the Omniscient Rule escort Elise to Benny's Domus Memoriae... and find out the struggle of keeping allies together.

Chapter Four: The Soulless Opposition (Multifandom Crossover) - Alliances start to forge as the end date closes in, but the Omniscient Rule aren't out of the woods yet when Zachariah sends his Apostles newest monstrosities; a cross between the brute determination of the Soulless Husks and the deadly intelligence of the Exterminators.

Chapter Five: The Shining Miracles (Multifandom Crossover) - Joaquin's capture dwindles hope, but Elise does not discard it yet. With Benny and Maisie, they locate the best world to open up a doorway to Zachariah's pocket dimension; Earth Prime. All they need are a couple of Shiners to summon it.

Chapter Six: The Ender (Multifanfom Crossover) - Zachariah lays his cards on the table as he engaged the Omniscient Rule in an all out battle for the fate of the Omniscience; continue its freedom or fall under Zachariah's control? Meanwhile, Joaquin and his allies traverse the dank and treacherous landscapes of "Wonderland"; a prison dimension set on an infinite loop in what seems to be a combination of the 15th and 20th century in a town called "Prehevil" with some other prisoners.

Original Spin Offs

Jagged Instincts Novelization - The novelisation of a Wattpad/Discord roleplay I had been in. A group of strange creatures escape auction and traverse a world of technology, interstellar travel and mystical intrigue.

Mario: Mother's Boy - Abigail Emmet balances the struggle of teaching her newborn son how to be self-sufficient while surviving in a world where fear is rampant, and keeping her own hunger satiated as human's terror dwindles less and less.

The Time Guard - Discharged from the duty of a Time Lord, Timekeeper brings together a team of delinquent individuals who have no effect on the time stream (none except of which they leave behind when present) to do Judge Khronos' dirty work.

The UnTitled Stories

Unnamed The Last Of Us (2023) Malcolm Darling fic - Malcolm Darling continues his spree across the Multiverse, killing all the Ellie William's he can find. Until he enters one world that forces him to reflect on his self-perceived "righteous" revenge.

Unnamed Classroom Of The Elite fic - Kiyotaka Ayanokoji enrolls in the prestigious "Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing School", intent on using the three years of no contact with the outside world to answer a question; what controls us? Is it the mind that controls the body or the body that controls the mind? Little did Ayanokoji know how much merit a footprint can leave behind on others... nor how they can return the same impact back. A heartfelt story about self-identity, healing, and regaining a piece of humanity back.

Hitman: Evangeline (Hitman: Absolution) - After leaving the circus life behind, Evangeline hitches up with the International Contract Agency as an independent hitman they can hire. Her first target is a rogue agent by the name of Diana Burnwood. What follows afterwards is an example on how not to fail your task successfully.

Unnamed The UnTitledverse Joaquin, Maisie and House of Thanatos fic - Joaquin has tea with the Gods of Death and afterwards he and Maisie process the events of The Omniscient Rule: Dark Omen, including the loss of Lisa.

Unnamed The UnTitledverse Mario Emmet, Charlie Emily and Elizabeth Afton fic - In the eve of their retirement of the Omniscient Rule after the events of A Lovely Murder Musical; Mario, Charlie and Elizabeth go on a solo adventure and learn that godhood can be achieved without resorting to murder and spilling blood.

Unnamed Inside Job Fic - Cognito Inc. manage to earn two contracts in one day, one with the Envy Ring of Hell and the other with C.Y.P.R.U.S, resulting in two representatives sent to help the corporation; Urijah Callaghan, a bright mind with a cynical outlook, and Oswaldo Thanatos, the son of two members of the House of Thanatos. What shenanigans do they get up to?

Unnamed Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure OC's crossover from the Multiverse into one world fic - Zhan Tiri triggers multiple breaches into the realm of Corona, leading to four unknown individuals to be sucked into the kingdom; some more dangerous than others. It is up to Rapunzel, Eugene and Cass to round these trespassers up and send them back where they belong.

The Heinous Crimes Of One Elusive Maddison Darling (Multifandom Crossover) - Exiled from C.Y.P.R.U.S after multiple assignment failures, Maddison finds being a hitman isn't her specialty; but finds a passion in being a mass-murdering serial killer. Follow her string of crimes before her eventual tomfoolery in The Time Guard: Khronos' Law.

[ohmantarzan]

Hehehe more art. I’ve been slumped with work recently but hopefully you enjoy!!!

Also here is my kitten, his name is shrimp.

[innerfunflower]

hi guys i haven’t posted in a good minute..

anyways is the scp fandom still alive…i haven’t been active in that thing since like 2017 is anyone still interested in scp these days😭🙏

if so pls follow me i want more scp enjoyers as mutuals pls…

[drdrizzey]

Shout out to the artists that still make SCP staff/doctors fanarts or SCP fanarts in general, but not fanarts of the most popular anomalies of the website but ancient lore and characters, as well as Creepypasta fanarts, and I don't mean Jeff the killer, I mean the nichest unknown ones that have been forgotten since 2017, and old ARGs, especially Marble hornets fanarts, y'all are the real MVPs, never stop, I could not keep living without y'all. You're like archeologists but creating new dinosaur bones, a wonder.

[nevermatchandscpsradadventures]

Screw it, get to know your moots time

SCP-42605- Favorite Color(s): purple, green, yellow, aquamarine, and more Favorite Game(s): Earthbound, MOTHER 3, Earthbound: Beginnings, Strange Telephone, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, the Shovel Knight games, and more Current/Most Recent Song(s): 5AM by Pumpkin Head Current Project(s): Chapter 2 of Can't Remember How She Smiled When She Said My Name (What's My Name?) on AO3 Favorite/Preferred Season(s): spring and fall Currently Playing Playlist: OMORI OST Most Recent Sentence/Paragraph Of Writing Project (if applicable): Duster can’t help but smile back. “Thanks, Meg.” Favorite Book(s)/Fic(s)/etc.: The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster, The Guardians series by William Joyce, Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones, and The Gammage Cup by Carol Kendall Favorite Movie(s): Song of the Sea (2014), The Willoughbys (2020), The Little Prince (2015), Treasure Planet (2002), and more Favorite Bird(s): The American Woodcock, the Tufted Titmouse, and the Green Heron

Nevermatch- Favorite Color(s): red, purple, blue Favorite Game(s): Hob (2017 Runic Games), Superfight card game, Hades 1 (Supergiant Games), Dreamworks Dragons: Dawn of New Riders and possibly more Current/Most Recent Song(s): Dawn Chorus by Cosmo Sheldrake Current Project(s): Ta'sutashi'natena chapter 6/Maz'at chapter 3 Favorite/Preferred Season(s): Spring & Fall Currently Playing Playlist: N/A Most Recent Sentence/Paragraph Of Writing Project (if applicable): “A TURBO powered boy and a functional Ultralink? This is my lucky day!” Favorite Book(s)/Fic(s)/etc.: Wings of Dawn by Sigmund Brouwer, The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal on AO3, What the Cat Dragged In by Kryal on AO3, Don't Wake Me Up, Not Dreamin' by DownTheRabbitTrail on AO3, and many, many more Favorite Movie(s): Swan Princess (1994), Anastasia (1997), and others I can't think of at the moment Favorite Bird(s): Tufted Titmouse, Phoebe, Chickadee, Mourning Dove

@theawkwardartist12 @juliaturtlelover @i-love-zelda-16 @readingismyhobby24 @greennoobartist @thenerdycupcake and whoever else would like to join!

[natcatnhanh]

talloran

thats all i have to say

-(no signoff you know who i am)

back in March of 2017, the winners for the SCP-3000 contest were posted onto the wikidot: 3999 won 6th place at +214

[spacespaceshooter-nooternooter]

Finding roleplay partners!!!!

I am a MINOR(16/17yr) ((August birthday)) been roleplaying since 2017 (?) 😮‍💨

I LOVEE typing alot (a few paragraphs!!) and use tone tags but you don't have to 🫶

🪷🫶 I pride myself in all my fandoms and being able to change!🫶🪷

I am fine🪷

with o.cxcannon! Or cannonxcannon or ocxoc

Any gender ships!

Self inserts x cannons!

Long term rp!(My favorite) Or Short term!

DND kind of rp<3

Group roleplays!

New plots/unfandom related!

Fandoms📚-

Pressure

Pokemon horizons<3

Percy Jackson

Ride the cyclops !

Hatchetfield trilogy!

Dandy's world!

Supernatural (series)

Homestuck!

Game of thrones!

Stardew valley!

SCP

Analog horrors!(Pet scope and etc! Even no through road!)

Horror games (dead plate,married in red, Juliane and friends,let's find Larry, finding Franky)

Warrior cats!

Wings of fire!

Epic!

Marvel! (And DC :3)

Predator!!(The movies)

Liodon!

Pokemon!

Mha!

Demon slayer!

Return of the pumpkin rabbit!(Analog horror)(Not scary I just like it)

MLP!

Etc!(Will be adding when I remeber them!)

🪷💞🪷

Roleplay plots I love-

Isekai(nerdy but it's SOOO good!!!)

Furry is fine!

Medieval is what I EAT up!

🫶😊

Horror yummy!(Normalish horror or exetreme horror)

Angst!

📚⚡📚

What I offer-

Tons of stories :3

A long term roleplay parnter and being able to alternate between fandoms!

A friend in and out of roleplay!

☺️👋 non-judgey friend!

Love to talk!

😭 PLEASE-

Would watch shows to be able to rp them!<3

Enjoys to just come up with ideas for roleplay plots instead of being focused on just my characters

📚⚡📚

Dm me if your interested!!

Things I dislike 🥲-

I'm not picky or anything just please please be atleast kind or respectful.(Discord flashbacks)

[higara-san]

SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999

LordStonefish 2017 CC BY-SA 3.0

[dino--draws]

Are you familiar with the 2017 film “The VelociPastor”?

Have a new collab article done by me and a buddy!! Tactical Theology and a dinosaur

[pchlenka]

Well, what does being back feel like?

I've been into SCP back in 2017 when it was thriving, now it has been 7 years since then and I am aware that communities change, not always for the better. I feel nostalgic looking at what was and wish that it would come back even though it's impossible. I am sure many feel the same, looking at the blogs which have been inactive for 2-6 years.

What happened to SCP fandom feels disheartening to me. The site has always been a creative playground with a setting that let people run rampant with ideas, but nowadays this unfortunately has turned into a case of using this freedom for grounds of power gaming. Rather than appreciate the variety of things an SCP could be which was never limited to object, human or animal, many have decided to create as powerful of a Apollyon as they could to pit it into the fight against 001, 073 or 076.

We had SO many creative things in here. We had toasters that made you think you're a toaster, rings which toughened you up for cost of feeling sleepy and fatigued, indestructible lizards, building bears, encyclopedias that gave you diseases, actual viruses, doors to other dimensions, devices that couldn't be explained by engineers, phenomenon and places that were engraved in our minds... why waste such potential? ://

For those who don't know, I am a roleplayer since 2019. It's my hobby which started back on amino, though nowadays I roleplay on discord server. And allow me to tell you that a lot of "SCP" servers have become 1% SCP and 99% multifandom 💀. I don't have anything against multifandom RPs, neither do I have a thing against crossovers, however when an SCP themed server has more multifandom stuff than it does SCP stuff, then my brother that's not an SCP server no more.

I overall dislike that people take SCP's freedom and use it against it. The old fandom feels scarce nowadays. I am genuinely glad that I've experienced this fandom at the time I did, I am also grateful for the people who still come back to it and to youtubers like volgun who don't cease to love it and introduce it to new generations, carrying its legacy. And I'm glad whenever I see people who create genuinely creative SCP OCs.

I guess this rant can be summed up to me disliking SCP "God OCs" and being salty that roblox SCP games are more SCP themed than discord SCP servers lmao

Eitherway I do know there are old school enjoyers out here and I see and appreciate you. I do hope I can make or maybe join an actual SCP discord server in the future because I genuinely crave roleplaying as 035 and roleplaying is like water for me. I drink it, breathe it, love it /J

For now rant is over. Feel free to share your thoughts too and see you guys around <3

[wolveria]

The Anomaly Archives - Reality #007

AU of The Raven's Hymn

Pairing: SCP-1233 x Reader

Chapter Warnings: Possible dubcon, vaginal fingering, moon shenanigans

AO3

A thump landed directly beyond you, so forceful it propelled you forward a few feet, and you landed ungracefully on your side.

Coughing and rolling onto your back, you stared up the suit—or rather, the entity which appeared to be a suit—towering over you like a figment out of the space age. The EMU-type spacesuit was even larger in person, and the SCP took a step toward you, forcing you to scramble backwards to not be stepped on.

“Greetings, old man!” he loudly proclaimed, his voice booming off the pine trees. Several birds were startled from sleep, taking flight into the star-filled sky. “I am Moon Champion, Champion of the Moon, defender of space justice and—”

He peered down at you, cocking his helmet slightly.

“Have you been damaged?”

You winced and shook your head. It was difficult to remember that this SCP had never intentionally harmed anyone before, even if his appearance often caused collateral damage of an impressive proportion.

“I’m fine,” you said, carefully getting to your feet and brushing off the seat of your jeans. “Sorry, you were talking about... defending space, or something?”

“Ah, yes!” He straightened his shoulders and pointed a finger upwards in a vague direction. The sky, probably, though it only looked like it was pointing into the treetops. “I seek aid for my people amongst the fleshy ground dwellers of your world, for I am told you have many resources comprised of confectioneries and custard. I assume you are the President of this planet, and you have come to greet me and pledge your unwavering fealty to the cause of slaying every Moon Monster until they are wiped from the face of the Moon!”

Christ, did the guy even breathe?... All right, considering he flew through space, probably not.

From what the Foundation had gathered, this was generally how SCP-1233’s exploits went. He rocketed to the ground and hit with meteoric impact, proceeded to the nearest small town, and attempted to recruit humans for his... moon wars.

And here you were, the unlucky level 2 assistant researcher who had found him first. You weren’t normally cleared for field work, but the SCP had landed not far from Site-20, and you’d been rushed into a van and ordered to change into civilian hiking gear. It certainly blended in better than your typical lab coat and slacks.

You had to navigate this carefully. SCP-1233’s last visit to Earth on October 5th, 2017, had ended in disaster. Landing near Hereford, England, the entity had stumbled onto the one unfortunate person who had sarcastically agreed to aid him to fight moon monsters. The entity had grabbed the man and launched into the atmosphere at a lethal velocity.

The body was never recovered.

“Uh.” You fidgeted with the hem of your plaid button-up. “I am the President, yes.”

Now you were locked in. You couldn’t call for backup, because 1233 wouldn’t want to talk to anyone else unless he was sure you wouldn’t help him. And there was no guarantee you could turn his attention onto another agent without an innocent bystander getting involved. The Foundation would suppress media and official channels to keep them away from the landing site, but there was no guarantee a few curious hikers or townsfolk wouldn’t slip through.

The helmet once again went at a tilt. An uncomfortable length of silence followed.

“No. You’re not.”

Shit. SCP-1233 had never called out anyone for lying to him before. He’d always believed everyone he met with a naiveté bordering on gullible. Shit, shit.

He took a step, then another, and you mirrored his movements until you were backed up into a tree, the wide trunk barring a quick escape.

It really was hard to tell how large those EMU suits were until one was looming over you from inches away.

This is it. I’m going to be 1233’s first murder victim, and they’re going to find what’s left of my corpse sprayed all over the trees—

The suit stepped back, put his hands on his hips, and laughed.

You stared.

“Apologies, I did not recognize you at first!” He lowered his hands and then proceeded to rest one on his stomach, as if amused by the spectacle. “Please, you must forgive me. I have never met one of your kind before, though I have heard tales of the prowess of the Earth Guardians.”

You swallowed. A point of tension started between your brows that was certain to turn into a headache soon.

“You mean... the Foundation?”

All he had was a smooth helmet shield, but somehow, he managed to give the impression of frowning.

“Nonsense. You are an Earth Guardian, Guardian of the Earth! Much as I protect my people, you protect yours—Oh!” He leaned closer, as if sharing a secret. “Is this ‘Foundation’ of yours a code name? A sharp little moniker? That’s quite clever. You can never be too careful; I am sure you have no shortage of enemies on your world.”

“Uh-huh...”

He straightened upright, and then did something even more alarming. He dropped to one knee and held out his hand in a supplicating gesture.

“Allow me the honor of bestowing a kiss to your personage, Earth Guardian.”

“My... personage?”

A kiss?

“Yes, yes, your—” He indicated with his hand, and then you realized, no, he was referring to his hand by flopping it around.

You eyed his reflective visor, recalling tales of all the various foods and drinks that had been smashed into the round surface.

“All right,” you said with strained acceptance, “be gentle.”

Extending your hand, you held the other to your chest, preparing for him to propel your hand at his face with a speed that would break every bone.

But instead, he said, “Of course,” and took your fingers with surprising gentleness. He pressed the back of your hand against the smooth glass, the surface pleasantly warm. Alive.

“Oh.”

The word left him with a hint of surprise, or perhaps awe. You never found out which.

He was on his feet, and then you were against the tree, the bulk of his suit dwarfing you and blocking all chance of escape.

Your heart leapt in your chest, and you barely remained on your feet, terror seizing you in its grip as you struggled to think. This wasn’t right. Something was wrong with the SCP; he was acting outside normal parameters—

“I see,” he said softly, his large, gloved hand stroking your hair. “They did not prepare me for this.”

“Wh-what?”

His other gloved hand explored your side, resting on your hip and covering most of it.

“To encounter one such as you.”

Confusion eclipsed some of your fear. What was he talking about? 1233 was making even less sense than what the reports had stated. Aside from the man in Hereford, you couldn’t recall if he’d touched anyone, and as soon as he had, his demeanor had immediately pivoted—

Your shirt was lifted, exposing your bare stomach and chest to the chilly night air.

“Hey! What the fuck—”

A gloved hand went over your mouth, stifling your indignation. His other explored up your stomach, padded fingers tracing up your sensitive skin, and he palmed your breasts through your bra. The motions were curious rather than cruel, but you still struggled against his hold. He was impossible to move and didn’t seem to notice your efforts.

“Shhh,” he gently hushed you. The pads of his gloved fingers were soft, comfortable and warm, and with a single stroke of them your nipples tightened.

It shouldn’t have been possible. 1233 hadn’t shown any kind of interest in humans beyond recruitment, and the occasional attempt to buy puppies, but this was bizarre. You might have been more afraid if you weren’t so disoriented. Without meaning to, you relaxed in his grip, your skin growing hot as he continued to touch you, almost massage you.

“There.” The voice from the helmet intercom was soothing, and there was something else underneath. Interest. “I would never harm you.”

The entity let go of your breast, gave a thoughtful hum, and reached for your jeans. He popped open the top button and slid down the zipper before you could try to bat him away. It didn’t do any good. It was like trying to slap away a steel girder, and your muffled shouts under his hand grew more urgent.

“Yes, yes, I know, I’m eager too.”

No, you idiot! you tried to shout, but it came out as more frantic noises.

“But I must take my time, you are too delicate. Too soft and… and easily torn to pieces. I won’t do that, no, not again.”

1233 pulled the borrowed jeans down your thighs, taking the underwear along with it. You still weren’t as afraid as you should be, some part of you understood that the anomaly wasn’t trying to hurt or scare you, but frustration and embarrassment still pricked at the corners of your eyes. They burned hotter when the entity squeezed his gloved fingers between your clenched thighs, and you groaned when he pressed against your clit.

You tried to push his arm away, but it was as successful as the other times. He didn’t seem to notice as he explored the space between your legs, alternating between prodding against your entrance and teasing your clit.

It was… nice, really nice, and he was so gentle. It was still bizarre and strange and not at all sanitary—who knew what kind of anomalous pathogens you were being exposed to—but… you couldn’t remember anyone touching you like this before.

Closing your eyes, you relaxed despite the warning bells still ringing loudly in your skull. Your thighs loosened around his hand and your lips parted, jaw going slack. Pressure was slowly building in your gut, and you started to care less and less that you were exposed in the middle of the forest.

The anomaly gave another hum, this one with a tinge of heat as he sensed the change in your rigid stance. One finger pushed into your mouth, the strange soft digit warm against your tongue. You closed your lips around him and sucked without thinking, and he groaned, the intercom crackling.

His other finger explored your slick cunt, but his impatience was clear as he pushed against your entrance. The glove made the finger thicker, or maybe the glove was his finger, but you were slick enough now that he pushed inside without pain. When he tried to push in two, you tensed and whined. It was supposed to be in protest, but it came out as a pitiful plea.

SCP-1233 removed his fingers from your mouth and between your legs. The shock of emptiness left you out of breath and unable to speak. You felt like a mess and probably looked like it too, drool on your chin and slick on your thighs.

You made some kind of small, disjointed nose when 1233 bent down and grabbed one of your feet, and then the other, pulling off your boots with lackluster coordination, but at least he didn’t rip anything. He tugged off your jeans next, and while he was bent over, picked you up and braced you over one shoulder.

It wasn’t the most comfortable thing, and you craned your neck to avoid headbutting the life support system on his back.

“What... are you doing?” you wheezed, the cusp of his shoulder pad digging into your stomach.

“Just a moment, starlight.”

The pet name caught you by surprise, and then gravity shifted beneath you as 1233 pulled you down, holding you by the ass in front of his torso. You yelped and held on as he tipped backwards. You thought you were both going to fall, but he simply laid down on a patch of pine needles as if landing right on his pack didn’t hurt.

Your landing was much softer, and you braced your hands against the panel on his chest so you wouldn’t smack into it. You faintly remembered from your rushed briefing that it was called a Display and Control Module, though it was doubtful it actually was one.

“Is this better?” Some of his jovial tone returned, though that strange, intense curiosity was still there.

“No!” you squeaked, some of your dignity and common sense returning. “None of this makes sense! None of it is—”

1233 slipped his fingers under your hips and pressed his index lengthwise against your clit. And then he grabbed you by the hip with his other hand and moved your body, forcing you to grind against his hand.

Your reservations fled without even an embarrassed goodbye. All you could focus on was the soft heat radiating from his gloves, and within seconds you were moving your hips on your own, chasing your pleasure with shaky movements and a burning face.

You really, really hoped none of your coworkers found you. Amnestics would be the best you could hope for if you were caught like this, literally rubbing off on an SCP you were supposed to temporarily contain.

You had, in a way. Or more accurately, he had contained you.

“Mmm, you are good,” he crooned. “Very good. My starlight.”

You flushed at the name and the praise, throbbing at the attention. Perhaps he sensed it, because he lifted your hips up just far enough to push one finger inside you. It felt even better from this position, and when he tried to work a second in you, you didn’t balk.

You braced your hands against the control module and lifted yourself up, and then slid down on both fingers. The stretch was almost unbearable, but you took it eagerly, clenching around him as if you could take more.

The noise he made was something almost like a purr.

“Perhaps next time, you can take more of me.”

You whined at the promise of it.

The entity curled his fingers with one hand and guided your movements with the other, helping you ride him at a growing pace. His digits were so wide they stretched and pressed against places you normally couldn’t reach, and maybe it had been a long time for you, but it felt better than any other time you could remember.

1233 made another dark noise of satisfaction as he rubbed his thumb against your clit. You spasmed as heat flashed up your spine, and you continued to grind against him until the pressure in your gut snapped.

You cried out, bracing against his chest as you rode out your orgasm, your walls clamping around his thick digits.

1233 gave a sound that was definitely not human, his fingers digging into your hip almost hard enough to ache. And then he let you go, petting up your side as he gently pulled out of you.

Losing the strength in your arms, you laid down on his chest, shifting a little so the module wasn’t as uncomfortable.

“Wonderful,” he praised, stroking your back, apparently not minding the sweat that beaded it. “You are wonderful.”

You hid your face in the stiff white material of his suit. He sounded a little bit like his normal gregarious self, though there was a warmth there that was new.

“I’m not sure what happened, but... thank you.”

“Hmm. Yes, I suppose your kind do it differently.”

“What?” You closed your eyes, actually finding the spacesuit comfortable from this position. “Sex?”

He gave a boisterous laugh.

“No! Don’t be silly.”

You opened your eyes and frowned.

“What—”

“Come, it’s time we be off.”

Before you could tell him to wait a damn minute, he lifted you up in one smooth motion and put you on the ground. You tried to cover your nakedness with the hem of your shirt, your socks not adding much protection to your feet.

“Uh, to where? I don’t think—we really shouldn’t be leaving—”

“Of course, we have to go! My people need us.”

He picked up one of your shoes, examined it, and then tossed it over his shoulder. You made a defeated noise as it was lost in the darkness. Thankfully, when he located your jeans and underwear, he handed them to you. The gesture was almost sweet, but it wasn’t much comfort to the growing alarm in your head.

You struggled for excuses as you tugged on your rumpled clothes.

“But I won’t survive in space. I... don’t have a suit.”

He gave a chuckle, as if your concerns about dying in a vacuum or being burnt up in the atmosphere were overblown.

“You let me worry about that.”

He stood over you once you were dressed, placing a warm hand on the back of your neck. The weight did a funny thing to you, made you feel as if your legs would buckle at any moment.

“Do not fret, I will return you to your home once the beasts have been vanquished. After all, I would not take you away from your own obligations, Moon Wife.”

“I—wait, I’m sorry, what—”

“The faster we leave, the faster we will return!”

1233 scooped you up, this time holding you in his arms rather than over his shoulder. It was warm and comfortable, but when the forest began to light up around you as a rumbling noise came from his back, you realized what it meant.

“SCP-1233, don’t! You can’t!”

His tone was warm, fond even.

“What a sweet nickname you’ve picked for me. Do not worry, I told you I wouldn’t make the same mistake! Not after that poor, poor fellow that disintegrated in my hands. Rest easy, my brave little moon sailor.”

The rockets on his pack ignited, burning the pine needles beneath his feet to cinder, and you both flew upwards at a rate that made your stomach clench. You closed your eyes tight, waiting to have every bone in your body broken as your insides turned to mush as he approached escape velocity.

But all that happened was the wind tousled your hair and it grew a bit colder. Even the roar of the… rockets?... sounded somewhat muffled.

“You can open your eyes, starlight. I guarantee this is a view you will not want to miss.”

When you dared to look, your eyes went wide, taking in the receding earth below you. But more importantly, the rounded dome above you, spattered with stars and becoming clearer by the second as you left the lower atmosphere’s light pollution.

Higher and higher you went, the land becoming more akin to a map rather than something that felt real, and in the distance, you could see mountains and valleys and the edge of the ocean bathed in moonlight.

Sparks flickered around you and then ignited into a solid flame, but it didn’t touch you or the SCP, giving you a small protective sphere that was covered in fire.

“I regret the... error on my part regarding the last meatfellow. I had not anticipated how fragile your bulbous organs would be.”

The regret in his voice was real. Perhaps it was that, or maybe it was the stunning view that greeted you once you moved past the last barrier of atmosphere. The Earth curved below your feet like the most beautiful marble, painted and textured with fluffy white clouds and blue waters on one half. The other held glittering jewels in the dark, a testament that mankind did not stop dreaming with the absence of the sun.

Whatever it was, your heart squeezed, and you braced your forehead against the curve of his visor. Each breath you took fogged a small portion of the glass. That little detail cemented in your mind that this was real, and not just a fever dream that was the result of your insane job.

1233 hummed happily and cradled you closer.

“If you find this view delightful, you shall be very pleased to see my home. The Moon Kingdom is not what it once was, but once the beasts are banished, I am sure we can return it to its former splendor.”

You looked up toward your destination, somehow not surprised to see the moon closer. It normally took the SCP nine hours to reach it after visiting Earth, but perhaps he was accelerating to get you there faster. It was hard to deny you were curious where he came from. You would be the first at the Foundation to find out.

You wondered what would happen when your coworkers found your boots, if there would be urban legends of what happened to their owner. With how slowly 1233 had left the atmosphere, it was very likely ARGOS caught your departure. You could only imagine what they would say, and none of it would be as strange as the truth.

Drifting in and out of sleep, it was hard to stay awake in your exhaustion and how comfortable 1233’s arms were. He was quiet, perhaps understanding that “meatfellows” had limited stamina, and you hoped he remembered that humans had to eat and drink occasionally.

“Are we really married?”

Your question drew him out of his silence. He chuckled.

“Of course. What did you think we were doing?”

Honestly, you still weren’t sure.

Not long after, 1233 stirred you from your slumber. The moon was large and bright before you, and the anomaly orbited the satellite, passing into the dark zone. You waited to see where this mysterious kingdom was located, but there was nothing aside from empty craters and dark valleys.

“Hold on to me, starlight.”

Deciding to take his advice, you looped your arms around the circumference of his helmet. He turned toward the dark side of the moon, pitch black without the reflection of the sun, and he rocketed towards it.

You screamed as the black void raced toward you, and then it broke apart into rings of jagged light. You passed through several layers of it, like some kind of hole or portal, and you emerged on the other side. A planet lay before you, seeming to be comprised of actual gems and jewels. It glittered crystalline white with oceans of pink and silver, the ice caps a solid gold.

The inky blackness of space was replaced by pastel swirls and distant glittering stars.

“Oh,” you breathed. “It’s beautiful.”

“Though I am not one of the Moon People, it is my home, and... yours as well, if you wish it.”

You didn’t respond as you leaned your head against his shoulder, but you did smile, and the Moon Champion carried you down to the world that glittered like diamonds.

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[anueutsuho]

Completely out of season, but since it's on my mind: Every SiivaGunner April Fool's Day Special ranked from worst to best:

2022: Logan Paul's birthday: I think you can guess why this one was my least favorite. NEXT!

2019: Blue Balls Day: I mean, it was alright. I don't HATE it, it's just that almost every other April Fool’s Day was better.

2017: SiivaGunner and GilvaSunner swap upload rates: I put this one a tad below the other one just because it makes no sense unless you know how both Siiva and GiLva rolled. But I love the idea. They should rip more entire soundtracks at once.

2016: SiivaGunner and GilvaSunner swap upload styles: this was actually the day I got into Siivagunner. How painful was it that GiivaSunner was terminated only 3 days later! I actually thought that was the end until a month later! Anyway, this was the best thing they could have done for an April Fool’s Day: uploading an unedited soundtrack and claiming it was a remix.

2018: Inspector Gadget Takeover #2: Oh! Minecrap! Do you know what my favorite thing to do is, in Minecrap? I love to build brown bricks in Minecrap! But seriously, unpopular opinion but I never got tired of Inspector Gadget. And I loved the second takeover even more due to the AVGN theme and the like being featured too. Gadget's Gay Maze 2 was my favorite track from this one.

2020: Rips of April Fool's Games: this was a nice little April Fool’s Day, especially in the middle of Covid. Fake game rips are always funny. And them mocking Cloud getting two whole songs in Smash Bros was hilarious. And it helped to introduce me to Homestar Runner with the Subscription Plus joke, so that's always a plus.

2024: Algorithm Slop Day: Siiva opinions that make you go like this: This was a nice bit of satire of the current state of Youtube. I am docking points for reminding me how overpresent Skibidi Toilet is, though. But some great rips from this period include: calling out Scoose Me, One-Winged Angel using MODERN memes (I completely forgot Stick Bug was a meme), GIMME 20 DOLLARS, that one rip with the overly long story description that ends with the guy shilling his life coaching services, and a few uploads that led to a fake Patreon.

2021: Mario Dies Day: the Mario Wiki made the exact same joke and I'm still unsure who did it better. Either way, a lot of thought and effort was put into this one. They went as far as to private ALMOST EVERY RIP with Mario's name it it. I especially loved the custom art for Super M̸̌̊a̴͛̿█̸͌̑i̵̛͊█̷̾̓ Sunshine, it really looked official. And the best part was it ending with a Your Best Nightmare and Finale pair of rips.

2023: Lore & Announcements (Beta Mix): I dunno if this is an unpopular opinion but I just loved seeing announcement videos of varying seriousness being ripped and parodied. I loved that "a movie based on your defeat" was ripped. Apology (Beta Mix) crossed the line twice. And I never read the SCP that it was referencing, but the end of the event where The Voice was arrested for "crimes against anime" was hilarious.

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Get To Know Your Moots Time: Blideo Bames Edition

SCP-42605- Favoritest Game(s): MOTHER/MOTHER 1/Earthbound: Zero/Earthbound: Beginnings, MOTHER 2: Gyiyg's Counterattack/MOTHER 2/Earthbound, MOTHER 3, and Animal Crossing: New Horizons Favorite Character(s): Teddy (EBB), EVE (EBB), Ninten (EBB), Paula (EB), Jeff (EB), Poo (EB), Lucas (M3), Boney (M3), Duster (M3), Wolfgang (ACNH), Reneigh (ACNH), Daisy Mae (ACNH) Favorite Song(s): Magicant (EBB), The Paradise Line (EBB), Fallin' Love (EBB), All That I Needed Was You (EBB), Snowman (EBB), Paula's Theme (EB), Deeper Into Ness' Subconscious (EB), Battle Against a Mobile Opponent (EB), Sea of Eden (EB), Otherworldly Foe (EB), Serious (M3), Mind of a Thief (M3), Piggy Something (M3), Tanetane Island (M3), Barren Factory (M3), K.K. Faire (ACNH), K.K. Khoomei (ACNH), K.K. Robot Synth (ACNH), K.K. Rally (ACNH), Dream Suite (ACNH) Favorite Scene(s): Ninten and Ana's dance (EBB), Loid to the rescue (EBB), Meeting Loid (EBB), Jeff coming to Ness and Paula's rescue (EB), The Heroes Return (EB), Poo returning to the party (EB), Duster regaining his memories (M3), Searching for the dropped pickles (M3), The Osohe Dance (M3), Sailing to a mystery island (ACNH), Happy Birthday to Me! (ACNH), Catching a hard-to-catch bug/fish/sea creature (ACNH) Favorite Boss Battle(s) [if applicable]: The Dragon (EBB), R7037 (EBB), Department Store Spook (EB), Master Barf (EB), Pork Tank (M3), Natural Killer Cyborg (M3) Favorite Quote(s) [if applicable]: "Silence falls... Would you like to dance?" (EBB), "Everyone here loves you, Ninten." (EBB), "Don't worry about me, just kick butt like I know you can!" (EB), "Do you know whose bones are on display here? The answer is... your bones. My bones. Bone's bones. Bone bone bone." (EB), "H-h-here is a present from the bottom of my heart, sir. I… I had always wanted to do this for you! Not for any weird reason, though! It’s strictly in a friend sense!" (M3), "Tonda Gossa... Thanks, guys." (M3), "I caught a walking stick! Check out its walking shtick! Look, these are the jokes, OK?" (ACNH), "I was just thinking of you... Thinking about seeing your face... Your big ol' adorable round head." (ACNH) Favorite Location(s): Magicant (EBB), Snowman (EBB), Saturn Valley (EB), Dalaam (EB), Tanetane Island (M3), Sunflower Fields (M3), Butterfly Room in the Museum (ACNH), my house :) (ACNH) Number of Times Played: 3-4 (EBB), 10 (EB), Coming up on 4 (M3), Every Day For Coming Up On Four Years At This Point (ACNH)

Nevermatch- Favoritest Game(s): Hob (Runic Games 2017), Hades (Supergiant Games 2018) Favorite Character(s): Hob (Hob), Robot companion (Hob), the little blobby white sprite things and their Mom (Hob), Zagreus (Hades), Dusa (Hades), Persephone (Hades), Nyx (Hades) Favorite Song(s): The whole Hob soundtrack, Good Riddance (Hades) Favorite Scene(s): Whenever you get rid of one of the parasites (Hob), all the vista scenes (Hob), Zagreus meeting Persephone for the first time (Hob) Favorite Boss Battle(s) [if applicable]: Fighting the Furies (Hades) Favorite Quote(s) [if applicable]: "*wheeze* Goes down smooth" (Zagreus in Hades) Favorite Location(s): Mystical Forest Area (Hob), Persephone's Garden (Hades) Number of Times Played: somewhere between 5 and 9 (I lost count of how many times I've played Hob, it's more likely 5), 260? escape attempts (Hades) (can't remember off the top of my head)

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