Bibi (and co.) Pt.1
Bobby: [We were coming home from school, 4ish so a couple of hours before any adult is due, making the racket we usually do, totally oblivious to the fact JC have probably not long left after the absolute scenes they were causing all over this house; all teenage boys are always hungry so it isn’t going to take you any length of time to go to the kitchen for scran and see this vague note; let us assume you text Janis like ?? and Casey too but he left his phone and she isn’t looking/replying right now so then you take a photo of said note and message it to Jimmy]
Bobby: That mean Case has 💀 someone or what?
Jimmy: Means I’ll have to find out
Bobby: Neither of ‘em is here, Jan wouldn’t be but he usually gets up to have a go for waking him and no 👀 after I just dropped the butter
Jimmy: I’ll give her a ring, sort out the or what
Bobby: Fair dos, don’t get cramp in your hand having a chat like that
Bobby: ✍️ don’t come into her job, s’pose
Jimmy: weren’t giving herself cramp with the note, can’t be that bad
Bobby: Had time to write one, dunno where she plans on putting him, mind
Bobby: only get in more trouble if she drops him at Ian’s
Jimmy: she knows what she’s doing
Bobby: Much as can be done with him, yeah 🙄
Jimmy: You get your homework done and leave it with me
Bobby: Where do you suppose his missus is in all this
Bobby: She wouldn’t be thrilled at the idea of them 2 going off together
Jimmy: Oi, you heard
Jimmy: [one of his teachers, I shan’t commit us] can’t have set you questions like that
Bobby: Could be for film club, we reckon she’s a right 🐇♨️
Jimmy: I’m at work here, trying to get hold of her’s enough of a sackable offence without carrying on with you an’ all
Bobby: They’re not gunna sack you, you’re top at your job
Bobby: can’t expect their employees not to have lives, especially not with 2 brothers, 1 being a right dickhead 😁
Jimmy: tah very much, but trust us when I say they’re at the top ‘cause they’re massive dickheads
Jimmy: I’ll chat to you in a bit, alright
Bobby: Alright, I’ll let you know if either comes back and bothers to let me know, or I find any clues
Jimmy: 👍
Bobby: [Time to message Libi like guess what, girl]
Bobby: Reckon Case’s missus is full Glenn Close 🛁🩸🔫
Libi: *🔪
Libi: Anne Archer uses the revolver
Bobby: Touche
Bobby: and may as well be her name, ain’t spending time working on a right good deaf one for her when I think she’s already 💀 to Case and that means us 🤞
Libi: Anne, Glenn, Beth or Alex, it’s all the same, yeah
Bobby: [send the picture of this note because what else could it be, honestly, Janis didn’t need to spell it out]
Bobby: You wanna come over and search his room with us?
Libi: ☢️⚠️☣️ want’s a 🤏 strong but
Bobby: I will provide gloves and a clothes peg for your delicate 👃
Bobby: dunna, the note was giving major 2nd clue will give it more context vibes, don’t you think?
Libi: You’re right on both counts
Bobby: Jan ain’t replying to me but she’d have to you
Libi: 🤞 she’s driving and nothing more sinister
Bobby: 🤔 Would she draw the line at helping bury a body or what
Libi: For Case? Is there a line?
Bobby: Jim said she knows what she’s doing… like that’s necessarily a 👍 thing
Libi: He would say that
Libi: we know what he means by 👍 though
Bobby: Means piss off and do your homework today
Bobby: as if I didn’t just walk in the door to a murder mystery case
Libi: Cos you walked in on such a ??!!
Libi: he’ll be losing it under that 👍
Bobby: I just wish he gave us enough credit to know he can’t hide nothing from me
Bobby: and he don’t need to now, I get why he did when I was a proper kid
Libi: You’re still one to him 👶🏻 both of us are
Bobby: you should definitely graduate to toddler this birthday, at least 🤏 later bedtime, like
Libi: Aw, tah 🥳🌟🌜
Bobby: I know you’re as sick of it as I am
Bobby: if he’s gonna be full ??!! behind a 👍 you have to come stay here, I can’t deal with that alone
Libi: I’m right sick of Case dragging her into his mess
Libi: they could be banged up for my birthday
Bobby: She can’t make the garda lock her up too
Bobby: do you think it’s that bad, what he did, no more warnings left or whatever
Libi: He was with the girlfriend longer than the others, means more chances for him to have a go… I keep thinking about that
Bobby: If I was him I’d just steer well clear, no one winds him up more than the girls he knocks about with
Libi: But you’re not
Libi: if he had your sense he wouldn’t need Jan to be his voice of reason all the time
Bobby: He’s more of a kid than either of us, full-time babysitting, that
Bobby: Right again though, Libs, I just dunna what to do with myself now
Libi: I’m coming, promise
Libi: bus is late, but I’ll be there as soon as I can be
Bobby: 💕
Bobby: I’ll go and bin all the grottiest shit in his room, save your blushes and 👀
Libi: 💕
Libi: My own fault for not going back with you anyway, I had a feeling I shouldn’t have ignored
Bobby: Yeah? You’re usually not wrong, even when it’s less logic and more 🔮
Bobby: I thought she was a crank, yeah but maybe I was just hoping he was happy with it for once
Libi: It’s okay, I wanted to be wrong too, don’t beat yourself up and I won’t
Bobby: Too soon 😬
Bobby: I can’t even act surprised, that’s the bit making us feel proper thick, if he’s done it, ‘course he has
Libi: You’re not thick for having hope he was maybe sorting himself out
Libi: he’s more than old enough to be getting there, that’s the *😬
Bobby: Lads like that don’t, ever
Bobby: they turn into middle-aged dickheads like Ian
Libi: Sins of the father, you’re not wrong
Libi: not everybody can break the cycle
Bobby: If Jim hadn’t got me out, who knows
Libi: I’d get you out, we’d still have to meet somehow 🔮
Bobby: You could’ve when we met, remember when you tried to runaway with us
Libi: Yeah, and I remember your impression of Ian
Bobby: 😡😡🤬🤬😡 only be redder with drink and age, probs
Libi: I’d shout louder than him, had loads of practice, haven’t I?
Bobby: Keep trying, I might hear you one of these days
Libi: You do, you’re a great listener, it’s just me who wasn’t
Bobby: I needed someone to talk to, fairness
Bobby: and you’ve always been good at that, fuck all competition you may have
Libi: I’d fight it off, too soon for another bad choice of those words or not
Bobby: Nah, ‘cos a fight between us is only ever for film or for fun
Bobby: you know I’d never hurt anyone how he will everyone, especially not you
Libi: It wouldn’t be us fighting, just me and whoever you’ve brought in as my talking understudy, for some reason
Bobby: You’re always gonna be the brightest ⭐️ I know
Bobby: you only need a stunt double if things get too ⚠️
Libi: I say one thing about how gross his room probably is…
Bobby: you rn 😤
Libi: A second ago I was ⭐️ rn
Bobby: 😏 you’re a lot of things
Bobby: wrong is not one of them though
Bobby: [pictures of things in Casey’s room that are gross but not like ew I actually don’t wanna see that gross lol, sorry boy, privacy whomst]
Libi: 👍 has never been more accurate
Bobby: Reckon Jim would be 👍 or 👎 if we ordered [some takeout you all fuck with, as shown by a pic of some old containers we’re binning rn] for when he gets back?
Bobby: somehow can’t picture those 2 rocking up in time for tea and I don’t want him distracting himself bothering his arse with it
Libi: He might not be bothered about eating none but it shows you are about him so
Bobby: We can finish his portion when he deffo ends up leaving it
Libi: Shh, I’m starving
Bobby: I’ve already had [the ridiculous amount of after-school snacks you have consumed] 😘
Libi: 🐷!!
Bobby: I’m a growing lad!
Bobby: and there’s fuck all to do ‘til your bus sorts itself
Libi: I get it, you wanna tower over me cos you didn’t when we met
Bobby: 😱!!
Bobby: If you’re checking I can hack it like Jim can, dead easy
Bobby: sure I’ll get my own model missus one day
Libi: I’d have said actress was more likely, and you’ll be alright, they don’t have to be tall necessarily 😘
Bobby: [the lady on whatever instructional sign language videos they’d have you watching for Irish sign language vibes] is most likely 😢
Libi: Boy, you stop it
Libi: she’s WAY too old for you but I’d be the one having a heart attack 👎👎👎👎👎
Bobby: I ain’t thrilled about my option (no s) so chuck a 🍔 my way and we’ll make it mutual, Libs
Libi: It’s a date, and what a date, like 🥰
Bobby: Can’t say we don’t know how to party
Libi: Say the word and we’ll run away again
Libi: I know what I’m doing now I’m not a toddler
Bobby: We better wait out Case’s exile, wouldn’t wanna bump into him on our way out, awkward
Libi: I only wanted it on record, I’m in, whenever and wherever
Bobby: 🥳🌟🌜 I remember and I promise
Libi: I have another feeling, I don’t wanna but it’s right there
Bobby: You can tell us, we’ll work out if we wanna ignore it together
Libi: You might need to eat my [whatever the takeout is] too
Bobby: I won’t show-off that that wouldn’t even be a record…
Bobby: we’re probably on the same page, same script
Libi: If I could demand rewrites, I would
Libi: and a change of scene, for sure, this bus isn’t helping with the knot in my stomach
Bobby: It’s weird, I know it’s weird
Bobby: but he ain’t once touched her
Libi: She hasn’t once missed this many calls from me
Bobby: She might be on the phone with Jim
Bobby: we can’t panic yet, we can make a plan though, me and you
Libi: For if they come back or if they don’t?
Bobby: If she don’t give you some sort of response before tonight, we’ll start there
Libi: [a time like yep you’ve got a deal] 🤝
Bobby: 🤝🩸
Bobby: She can handle herself, just like you
Libi: It was her who taught me
Bobby: I know, I got some benefit too, stopped 😭 as much
Libi: I still remember how to stop you myself if you fancy 😭 for old time’s sake, or you know, cos everything’s so weird sometimes
Bobby: Very weird
Bobby: but that kid who cried all the time still feels ages away, far away as the girl who used to shout at us
Libi: I’ll do it, as long as you warn Jim first, speed this bus is going he’ll get in before me
Bobby: Where’s Sandra and Keanu when you need ‘em 💔
Bobby: he’d get the memo you were ‘round before me, pisstake
Libi: We can’t have that
Bobby: Have to warn me some way else
Libi: Dead easy
Libi: I’ve got loads of tricks up my sleeve, no need for you to wear a 💔 on yours
Bobby: No one jumpscares me less, like
Libi: What happens when I’m as easy on the 👀 obviously
Bobby: Something like that, Libs
Libi: Save me [something that’s her absolute fave snack and hence all she can face eating rn despite being starving] and I’ll know it’s real
Bobby: [picture evidence like of course I shall]
Bobby: Case’s phone is here btw, so, can’t have been planning to stay away for long
Libi: [a lil vid of her signing something feelsy, I vibe from when they were bubs cos they probs had not like a full language of their own but like things instead of ILY and big stuff like that]
Libi: It’s a start, we can try and guess his pin until Jan’s deadline
Bobby: [give that same energy back and sign another thing from your bub speak because love that for y’all tbh]
Bobby: 🧠🧠 better than 💩🧠
Libi: Use her birthday for the first guess
Bobby: 😩
Bobby: nothing, I better check how many attempts we get…
Libi: Do you know your mum’s?
Bobby: Going for the big 🔫🔫
Libi: You said it, we might not get many gos at this
Bobby: Is it bad I don’t know?
Bobby: Didn’t exactly leave 📼 for us
Libi: *sad
Libi: but it makes sense you wouldn’t
Bobby: I got no memory of any 🥳s and it’s never been a priority or a sound idea to ask about ‘em
Libi: ‘course not, ditch that guess, I don’t know what I was thinking
Bobby: It might be the one but I can’t ask Jim so it’ll have to be ❌
Libi: [Suggest the date of another JC moment you’re aware of and hence it won’t be cos it’s too obvious]
Bobby: ❓
Bobby: not that either but you’ve got a much better memory than me
Libi: Is that bad? 👽
Bobby: Your heads like a 🎥 you pick up on all the important things
Libi: You give the best compliments, nobody’s ever said anything nicer to me than that just now
Libi: your heart’s like a …
Libi: I can’t finish the analogy with something as good, you’ve proper flustered me 📌
Bobby: It’ll have to do as making up for me not knowing shit to crack this code to ease the knot in your stomach
Libi: Might make it worse instead, maybe you’re saving me 🦸🏻♂️🤴🏻👨🏻✈️👼🏻👨🏻🚒😎👩🏻🚀🧙🏻👨🏻⚕️🧚🏻♂️🤠👨🏻🔬
Bobby: Nothing can be as bad as the scenes that are looping in your head, right
Bobby: real life just don’t get that bad, not now
Libi: 🤞🌠 Bobs
Libi: All I want’s you to be right again
Bobby: not got your inherited 🔮 but its been known to occur enough I don’t feel too bad for you having to trust in us
Libi: You’ve got your own 🔮 and I do trust it
Bobby: Meant to make my other senses proper 🦸 will have to ask Ali if that includes my third eye 🪬
Libi: I’ll get back to you 😏
Bobby: Be a pisstake as I’ve just made you leave there to send you back with that kind of bollocks Q
Bobby: He reckons I’ve got too many but I know there’s more in his own 🧠
Libi: It’d be charming of you 🤴🏻 I’ve only got [however many] stops left
Libi: and yeah, exactly, like we said, I can’t leave either of you to it as if I believe the 👍
Bobby: I ain’t touched your snacks, got some self-control
Bobby: tried Ian’s birthday ‘cos I know that one, weren’t it though 😒
Libi: Are we 🔒 out of tries?
Bobby: Think we have to wait for the tries to reset ⏲
Bobby: you can have your snacks and we can work out how we’ll find them if Jan doesn’t get back to you
Libi: It’s a plan
Bobby: is [an old lady who is always on the bus because you get CHARACTERS when you regularly use public transport] on today?
Libi: It’s [Whatever day it is] she’s on her way to [wherever you’ve made up that she goes cos y’all are making a story out of it as if they are characters lol]
Bobby: Ahh, you’re right 💡 it was [a day it is not] today 🥴
Bobby: got me fucked up
Libi: Reason not to do your homework how Jim wanted, you’d be reading up for all the wrong subjects
Bobby: Fat chance that was happening but not like he’ll get his red pen out to mark and check it’s done if I tell him otherwise
Bobby: Priorities, like
Libi: I didn’t bring a red pen either, you’re alright
Libi: barely have anything, my priority was running for the bus
Bobby: Good thing she had you trained for that an’ all 🏃🏻♀️
Libi: I’m meant to be bringing the rescue mission to you, not the other way ‘round, be awkward 🚑
Bobby: you better have your inhaler, more vital than a red pen, girl
Libi: [photographic evidence via her posing with it like a big nerd]
Bobby: 🤩
Libi: 😮💨
Bobby: I know, I know, take your breath away, me
Libi: Number 1 trigger, you
Bobby: bit less complimentary comparing us to dust mites but you know, fair if that’s the line I come up with after all this time
Libi: I can’t help it if laughter’s not the best medicine for this, or nobody making me like you do
Libi: how complementary is comparing you to a 🤡?
Bobby: It’s not mime, you’re still a 👼🏻
Libi: I don’t have the legroom nevermind any for a full wingspan
Libi: trapped 🦋 more like
Bobby: No dickhead better come at you with a 📍and some poison
Bobby: even for [bus number] that’d be well out the usual
Libi: As much as it would add to today’s murder mystery vibe, you’ve got enough sleuthing on 🕵🏻
Bobby: There’s limits to how many of us can go missing at once, yeah
Libi: MIA’s only the move if you’re in too
Bobby: What would you do, if you were Jim
Libi: I don’t know, but I know I wouldn’t be in his position
Bobby: It ain’t him, his fault
Libi: It’s Case’s fault, the but comes in cos I wouldn’t be around it, him, if I was Jim, that’s what I’m trying to say
Bobby: Yeah, it isn’t like that’s a choice though
Libi: He’s not a kid any more though, there are choices
Bobby: it’s not like you can just turf someone to the side the minute they hit 18, Jim wouldn’t, not when Ian couldn’t wait ‘til I was in double-digits
Libi: But he didn’t just hit 18 and making excuses for him ‘til he’s 28 or 38 isn’t helping him or Jim, is it?
Libi: I believe in second chances, third and forth even, he’s had so many who’s counting?
Bobby: I don’t know, I’m not the big brother, I never had to make any decisions about things like that so I can’t sit here and judge his
Libi: I don’t wanna sit here and come for his life, you asked me though
Bobby: I know you ain’t
Libi: I just think there’s a point where you reach the end of your tether, if you’re ever gonna, and this has got me at mine
Bobby: and I don’t wanna sit here and come for hers but who’s really given him all those chances
Libi: It’s not right
Libi: maybe they’re both bigger and better people than me, for having the patience I don’t with him, all I see is the toll it’s taking… where’s the upside supposed to be?
Bobby: I should hope so, they are the adults, after-all and we’re just 👶🏻👶🏻
Bobby: I don’t know, I wish I had some clue
Libi: We’ll decide what we wanna do together, there’s no deadline on specifically that part
Bobby: Fuck it, maybe this is the final straw, I dunna
Bobby: it just doesn’t feel like something that’d ever really happen, y’know
Libi: Yeah, if anybody would keep making more and more straws appear ‘til it feels like some sort of magic trick, they’re the ones for it
Bobby: Quite the double act
Libi: I always used to reckon so
Bobby: Why wouldn’t you, it was 🏰💕
Libi: What happened?
Bobby: Either we grew up or
Bobby: it was just a story
Libi: Swear you aren’t about to outgrow me, that we’re not gonna be a story
Bobby: as long as you swear not to walk out on me
Libi: never
Bobby: Then we’re gonna be just fine, like we’ve always been
Libi: 🏰💕
Bobby: 🤝💕💀
Libi: This took a dramatic turn, I seriously didn’t mean to make you swear an oath to me before I’ve even walked through the door
Bobby: Standard you behaviour, dunna what you’re chatting, girl
Bobby: and what else do 🤴🏻 even do, yeah
Libi: Oi!
Bobby: 🤡 too, but I won’t play that its a full-time job keeping you 😂 though
Libi: You couldn’t hack a full-time job anyway
Bobby: Oh, shall I get you the paper for the classifieds for your bday
Bobby: 👍 stuff
Libi: No need, I’ll be putting my name down for [a cool cinema they like or something in that vein] first chance I get, tah
Bobby: Free 🍿 for me then
Bobby: you’ll love that
Libi: Bring your own 🥄 then [random but I have pics in his folder of that because it’s a weird thing Brooklyn Beckham and his missus used to do and it gave bibi to me lol cos why huns ??]
Bobby: Wouldn’t leave for the movies without it, regardless of drug allegations
Libi: I could make a top final straw joke there, having one of them on you too, but it’s meant to be your job 🥤
Bobby: You dead keen to make me a wage slave today
Libi: You’re dead keen on bringing up my birthday
Bobby: It’s soon
Bobby: and a better thing to focus on that… this
Libi: Alright, what are you getting me and what are we doing?
Bobby: Come on, can’t ruin surprises or you’ll have nowt to look forward to
Libi: But 🥺 if I ruin these you’ll think of more, won’t you? 🥺
Bobby: Am I going to let you have a rubbish birthday?
Libi: You better not 😤
Bobby: 😭 You’d think there was ever a possibility the answer to that question was anything but fuck no
Libi: You’d think there was ever a possibility I’m not only playing
Bobby: not my fault your 🥺 are dead convincing
Libi: ⭐️🎬🎭🎥
Bobby: I’m relying on you to bring in a new silent era, no pressure superstar
Libi: Throw 🍿 - your 🥄 if I let you down, bringing it in an eyepatch is gonna limit me and my second chance 🤏
Bobby: Nah, even with one eye you’d still beat every actress out there today
Libi: I don’t know about that
Bobby: Come on, [drag some really shit actresses of your day, they’re always out there, doing the least or doing too much of the wrong thing lmao] 😶😶
Libi: Okay, okay…!
Bobby: You’re properly talented, and I’d think that even if we weren’t best friends
Libi: 😁
Libi: you’ll give me jaw ache in a minute
Bobby: S’alright, permanent rest when you’re around me, very welcome
Bobby: maybe I’ll be a critic, your face, your eyes and your body language have to do all the work to convince me, can’t just memorize the lines
Libi: I’m glad you added language after my body
Bobby: Oi!
Bobby: you know it’s VERY important, sign language 101, you’ve had enough lessons by now
Libi: Oi is exactly right, it would’ve been so rude
Bobby: And I would never, tah very much
Libi: [signing her own tah very much as a lil vid, really being expressive about it for those sign language 101 vibes]
Bobby: 😏 what are you like…
Libi: Admit it, I could take over from [the sign language instruction lady]
Bobby: I’m just thinking of your jaw, no more compliments for you
Libi: Don’t get a job as a dentist… imagine all the kids 😭 when they see you
Bobby: SPECIFICALLY me or what
Bobby: ‘cos we agreed its a little too soon for a playfight 🥊
Libi: Neither of us need that level of rejection in our 9-5
Libi: I say with a straight face as we debate me becoming an actress…
Bobby: If anyone can break that industry, I believe it’s you
Libi: Well now I’ve gotta
Libi: none of that is how I like to prove you wrong
Bobby: and if you can’t get in front of the 🎥 there are a million jobs behind it that you’d be just as top at
Bobby: Not worried about what you’re gunna do with your life for a reason, them pair
Libi: You’re a weight off my mind too, you know
Bobby: Yeah?
Bobby: what I like to hear
Libi: I wish we could just stay in this bubble of the future that’s my birthday and our career goals and none of the rest
Bobby: Me too
Bobby: the rest, what’s happening and what’s gunna when they are back… too uncertain
Libi: Do you think they’ll be back tomorrow?
Bobby: If the police showed here, I didn’t see the flashing lights or feel the door being booted down looking for him
Bobby: makes it feel like an overreaction so, why should they stay away 🤔
Libi: He’d stay to have her to himself
Bobby: She’s married so that’s not a good enough reason
Libi: What’s a good enough reason for her to go as far as really leaving in the first place?
Bobby: What he did had to be scary enough to make them panic
Libi: Then where are the garda?
Bobby: People don’t call them, you know that
Bobby: We never have, I don’t even know if they were told about Debbie… must’ve been but
Libi: I can’t make it add up, she seemed the type who would ring and report him, didn’t she? 🤔
Bobby: Dramatic, obviously
Bobby: I dunna, could be parents, or maybe they were both high or she did something to him too
Bobby: or the garda are just dragging their arses and will show up before Jan replies
Libi: Fuck, I don’t wanna talk to them if they show up before Jim’s home
Bobby: You don’t have to, pretend to be as mute as me, they’re not going to fuck around intimidating two disabled kids
Libi: What if I have to talk to them later, if something bad’s happened, or if she doesn’t come back?
Bobby: She’ll come back, don’t think like that
Libi: Getting in a car with him, both of them panicked, you know what I’m thinking, that I can’t not
Bobby: Shh, I’m putting my shoes on, get off the bus whatever stop you’re at
Libi: I’m almost there, don’t be silly, like
Bobby: it doesn’t matter, I’ll walk you
Libi: [do the ILY kid sign again obvs or one that’s even feelsier because that’s so cute of him]
Bobby: You know I’ll always look out for you
Libi: I’d do it for you too, anything
Bobby: [sign ‘I know’ and her name sign]
Libi: [a pic of this gal off this bus wherever she may be]
Bobby: 5 minutes 🏃🏻
Libi: [just her doing a lil countdown vid putting a finger down from 5 to 1 as if that’ll mean he’ll be there then]
Bobby: Already felt like my cardio was crap without that pressure 😮💨
Libi: [signing sorry instead of typing it purely so she can show she’s the least soz it’s possible to be lol, unnecessary close ups of her eyes and face and body language too, really making our point here]
Bobby: 😏 I’ll slow down to a power walk if you don’t behave yourself
Libi: I’ll see myself off home if you reckon you can tell me how I’m supposed to behave, boy
Bobby: 🤐 us
Libi: No, talk to me without telling me off
Bobby: Have we ever gone a day?
Libi: [Bring your memory back out cos if you have it for JC moments you defs have it for yours] 🎥🧠
Bobby: Hm, no, I don’t wanna remember that day 🥺
Libi: UM, no fair to 🐶👀!
Bobby: You started it
Libi: Which don’t mean you get to finish me off 💀
Bobby: I could’ve done 📸 evidence like you
Libi: Too late now, I’ve been warned, won’t even CARE if you do 😝
Bobby: [take the blatant bait, you are very puppy dog boy]
Libi: Nope, nothing 😐
Libi: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
Bobby: 💔 I’ll just hurry up then, yeah
Libi: Yep, I’m VERY unbothered
Libi: even though your eyes are like [idk crystals but you would cos of that cali influence and therefore could name one that’s legit for his eyes which aren’t just dark brown af like his brothers] and it [likewise of a property of said crystal such as protects/calms etc something feelsy af] me
Bobby: What am I meant to follow that up with? 😳
Bobby: I’ve never seen no one with actually green eyes but you
Libi: That’s not a bad follow up, but I still wouldn’t be 😤 if your feet followed on to [wherever she is] faster 🏃🏻♂️
Bobby: [show up boy, however long this takes you from when this message is sent, hopefully not too long]
Libi: [Getting is his grill like okay hug me cos not gonna be the one to put her arms around him first, she’s a diva lol, just like throwing herself in his direction with her arms out]
Bobby: [we will give you a big bear hug to prove we have shot up and are much taller than you now, thank you]
Libi: [hugging him back for a MINUTE cos she needs it and so does he, then doing little taps on him like how they do in wrestling when they’ve had enough and wanna tap out, freeing herself and signing ‘I can’t breathe’ like it’s pure bants cos he’s so tall and strong and she’s being crushed, giving it the grin and lols to sell that but there’s a cinematic tear rolling down each cheek at the same time from her sad eyes because she also means it seriously with how tight and heavy her chest feels from how worried she is about this jc situation]
Bobby: [tap her back like a pat on the shoulders because it’ll be okay, we’re not as worried as you because not thinking the worst here, it’s always been alright before so why wouldn’t it be now? ‘Come on’ like let’s go back to the house and sort this]
Libi: [at least how chill he is about this would be comforting because you’ve got no choice gal, it’ll be what it’ll be and we’re bringing the drama, soz, wipe your eyes and give him a Jimothy style thumbs up]
Bobby: [pushing your thumbs down like don’t do that because that’s not the vibe]
Libi: [a look like okay okay, my bad, before she’s just dragging him along in the direction they’ve gotta go]
Bobby: [soz Jimothy doesn’t talk to us properly right now and we can’t find it even ironically amusing, get in this house and back to the note and phone, the former you can pass to her like she needs to read it in person as if there’s something he could’ve missed]
Libi: [do read it and eat your snack that he saved for you, when the vagueness of this note is not calming cos you know that 1. It’s deliberate to downplay how drama this situ could be cos you know Janis and 2. You can tell she rushed it cos she did which really looks like needing to leave was urgent af not cos JC are in love but cos Casey did something BAD, blatantly messaging and calling Janis again even though she has not replied to any of the others cos what else can you do]
Bobby: [just watching her not get through on this call like yeah, I know and didn’t think you would ‘has to be his missus, right?’ because this note appeared after you’d gone to school aka not last night so it’s not as likely to be a issue at the club because he would’ve showed up early hours and you’d have been here]
Libi: [nod because you’d have obviously come to the same conclusion and it’s really not a reach even with the v limited interactions y’all would’ve had with this gal, looking at Casey’s phone cos I assume it’s here in front of y’all rn as if she can unlock it with her mind via sheer force of will]
Bobby: [‘she hasn’t text him’ meaning the girlfriend because that would’ve popped up even if you couldn’t unlock to read a full message]
Libi: [when you’re just like maybe she can’t come to the phone rn cos she’s dead but you don’t wanna say it so you don’t ‘He’s not been dumped before, it’s usually the other way round’ making a face remembering all the gals who’d leave the gaff when he’s done with them, how many there have been and the state of them ‘might be his pride’s hurt, nothing and nobody else’]
Bobby: [shrugging and making a similar face back because we think that’s stupid but also wouldn’t put it past him ‘no one will miss seeing her about anyway’]
Libi: [a look like HARD AGREE cos you can’t disagree, we all know what she was like ‘a close call like he has with you is the best we can hope for’ cos Casey has never hurt Bobby but he’s wanted to on many occasions and I don’t blame you for wanting to think that’s what could’ve happened here and he’s just beating himself up for the almost how he do]
Bobby: [just going quiet ‘cos you know that hope is a long shot because even if you can’t remember any of it, you’ve found out by-proxy how Ian was with your mother ‘do you know her socials?’ after this pause, signing without eye contact but a valid point like we might be able to piece together a better idea from this girl if she’s said anything recently]
Libi: [when you know damn well what that silence and lack of eye contact means cos of course you do, putting her hand over his and giving it a little reassuring squeeze after the question ‘I’ll be able to locate her from his or their mutuals’ cos I doubt she’s deleted every pic of him she’s ever tagged yet, priorities hun if that’s what you’re doing tbh, but adding a fingers crossed for if she has that any shared friends can give you the answer]
Bobby: [she might’ve posted about uni, idk I’ll let my boo decide, at least you’d know what their blatant row was about which is more than you’re getting from JC for a while, squeezing her hand back before dropping it like off you go then, sleuth it out girl]
Libi: [do because she so feels to me like the kind of bitch to be bragging about uni and you can either show him or tell him what she’s been saying if she’s running her mouth and he wouldn’t be able to understand, she probably has also deleted all trace of him if she’s the drama but you can’t force every friend you have to do that ASAP hun so]
Bobby: [doing a little slow clap like there we go, we’ve worked it out, go us ‘he ain’t going to uni’ bit rude you’re implying Casey couldn’t get in but it’s true, it’s not in his plans that any of you can envision ‘everyone knows what you do at uni’ again, the cliche of dumping whoever you were with at home to either fuck around or get a uni boyf, which is valid]
Libi: [a v judgey eye roll at this gf for being a cliche as if you’re so much better gal, love it, and at Casey too for behaving exactly like everyone would expect at this news]
Bobby: [‘she seems fine’ because that would be a relief that she’s got the time and pettiness to be posting about her amazing life news and deleting photos of Casey as she goes, which you wouldn’t do on your deathbed, we can assume, helping yourself to a handful/one of/whatever of her snack because we already feel better and we weren’t as scared as her to begin with]
Libi: [slapping his hand away like excuse you cos obvs also feel better that the gf is clearly not even half dead nevermind fully, RIP, but it’s clearly also playing on her mind and thus her face that if it’s not that serious why did they leave/why are they not back/answering]
Bobby: [of course we can see this, even if we’re attempting to take more of your snack just ‘cos we must ‘he’s embarrassed, just like you said’ with a shrug like wouldn’t you be if this girl dumped you]
Libi: [lowkey playfighting him because obvs, JJ were always doing it and so you two have gotta ‘I would be’ with the shadiest face like yeah she was not it and it’s bad enough he decided to choose her as his gf in the first place of all peeps]
Bobby: [just brawl because it’s comfortingly normal and familiar opposed to saying you can’t because of what Casey may or may not have done, just calling her a lesbian for bants sake as well, which I’m sure is an amusing sign, like Libi would seriously consider this random gal, even if she weren’t a massive cringe]
Libi: [get into it kids, it’ll make you feel better, as will her calling him a dickhead because we can all guess what that sign would be and that’s comforting and normal and familiar in itself for this fam]
Bobby: [nod and smile like yeah, that’s more like it ‘he’s probably talking her ear off’ like that’ll be why she can’t reply to you, nothing to worry about here, at all]
Libi: [miming drinking like yeah you’re so right he’ll be drunk af chatting away and she’ll be driving him home soon if not right now immediately, that’s why, it’s fine]
Bobby: [miming a golf swing, following it with your hand on your brow to getting it in the hole and celebrating like exactly, this isn’t actually anything new or weird, it was just a weird note that made us freak out for no reason]
Libi: [getting him more to eat and making y’all drinks and shit like this is now just a normal after school moment cos that’s what y’all have decided it is, picking a movie, cos she’s a diva who won’t let him pick, with a run time that’ll see you through until Jimmy gets back perfectly etc etc]
Bobby: [get on this sofa and get comfortable, we’re chilling lads, nothing to see here, no drama]
Libi: [It won’t be nice when Jimothy gets back and won’t talk or eat with y’all but you’d still be like it’s alright they’ll be back soon and then he’ll calm down too, thinking you’re just playing a waiting game, which you are gonna be but it’s for Janis’ reply not JC walking through the door]
Bobby: [you wanna do that now?]
Libi: [Come at me bro]
Bobby: [do you wanna send me like at least the last one so I have something to go from, obvs there’s multiple missed calls and probably a few texts but just so I got the flavour lol]
Libi: You didn’t train me in hostage negotiation, and if that’s what this is, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do
Janis: Sorry, sorry, I haven’t had much breathing room to check my phone today
Janis: but I’m fine and I think the situation with Case is going to be too, as much as can be predicted, so 👍
Libi: So you’re on your way home then?
Janis: Not quite yet, it’s definitely a 24-hour stepback needed still but I don’t see any reason that I won’t be back tomorrow after school
Janis: Are you at ours?
Libi: But she’s fine, I checked after Bobs found your note and summoned me
Janis: You did let Jimmy read it, right? It was mostly for him
Libi: Did you hear me? I said the coast is clear
Janis: You’ve not spoken to her, not that you should
Janis: you know social media can be total bullshit, or at least partial, it’s still best for the situation if Case stays away
Libi: I know she’d struggle to use it if he’d broken her arm
Libi: or worse
Janis: I didn’t say he’d done anything that bad, I didn’t specify because I can’t but he’s not in a state you’d want to see him in, any of you
Libi: I don’t want to see him at all, I wanna see you
Janis: And you will, tomorrow, like you would anyway if Bobby hadn’t called you over
Janis: have you told mum you’re staying over?
Libi: Yeah, cos I do this thing where I bother letting people know where I am
Janis: Um alright, I did
Janis: you’ve studied the note, allegedly
Libi: You didn’t pick up when I rang, since when’s that something we’re trialling?
Janis: It’s been super fucking hectic, it wasn’t intentional or part of a plan, obviously
Libi: Alright, you didn’t intentionally scare the shit out of me, that’s fine then
Janis: Libs, I’m sorry
Janis: what do you want me to do? ‘Cos I can’t answer earlier now
Libi: Case’ll come home if you tell him to, you could do that
Janis: He needs looking after right now, you’re gonna be piss tired for school already if you went to bed now, never mind by the time we got in
Janis: it makes no odds, we’d talk even less if I had to bring him back when he doesn’t want to be there, you know that
Libi: It makes no odds to you, Jim wouldn’t say that, I’m not saying it
Janis: Seriously? That’s not fair
Libi: It’s not fair that Case kicks off at his girlfriend and you not only give him a free pass but you offer him a lift to wherever he fancies going
Janis: You don’t know what happened, or what went on between them, you reckon you’ve pieced it together from her socials but that’d only be one side and it’s still not even gonna be her full story, if at all true
Janis: He’s upset
Libi: It’s the same story all the time, whatever happens or whatever goes on between him and whoever he has a go at, you take his side
Janis: Why would you take the side of a random girl you don’t know over someone you’ve known nearly your entire life?
Janis: That makes no sense
Libi: You said it, I’ve known him almost my entire life
Janis: That’s a fucked up thing to say
Libi: It’s true, what else do you want me to say?
Janis: Are you not even slightly concerned how he is
Libi: I don’t know
Janis: It doesn’t matter, I’m here and he’s safe, pass that on to the other two, if they decide they’re bothered
Libi: You need to talk to Jim, he’s really bothered you haven’t done that
Janis: I put all I could in the note, you can tell him we’ve talked, then I’ll talk to him when I’m back
Libi: If you’re making me your messenger, you have to tell me things
Janis: Well I have, plenty
Libi: I’ve known you my entire life
Janis: You don’t need to hear everything, it’s either not mine to tell or not yours to be told
Janis: you aren’t stupid, you know that this is delicate
Libi: I’m not stupid, I know why it’s you he runs to every time
Libi: and how it makes a shit idea worse
Janis: And it isn’t surprising, none of you have seemed even vaguely concerned how he is, he’s not stupid either, who else is he going to go to when things like this happen
Libi: It’s not like I’ve said I want him to go to Ian’s, or I would ever say that, but I’m sick of things like this happening
Libi: why is that bad?
Janis: We all are
Janis: that doesn’t mean ignoring it will fix anything though, from any of us
Libi: Don’t ignore me again, okay?
Libi: I thought… everything… every shitty thing there is to 💭
Janis: I wasn’t but I’m sorry that your head was there
Janis: I will make sure I reply quicker, even if it’s just a 👍 so you know I’m not being held hostage
Libi: Or in the morgue, unless someone who works there has a very fucked up sense of humour
Janis: You don’t need to worry about me, nothing bad happens to me, ever
Janis: well blessed
Libi: You just don’t want me to end up in your place on the slab, I get it, but I’m blessed with an inhaler, so don’t worry either
Janis: 14 is too young, even by our family’s shit luck, kid
Libi: My birthday’s soon 🥳
Janis: I know, ‘scuse me for betting on you not dying before you got to it even
Libi: 😏
Janis: Subtle hint not needed, you’ll get your 🎁 on time, girl
Libi: What is it?
Libi: and how’s that for subtle?
Janis: as a sledgehammer
Libi: 😤 Bobs won’t tell me either
Janis: He better not, you only get the one a year, don’t fuck it up
Libi: Promise you’ll be back tomorrow
Janis: Promise, I have to talk to him in person, already told you
Libi: I do care, slightly, if Case is okay or not… 🤏
Janis: He’ll be okay but it’s no secret he hasn’t been, for a while
Janis: it’ll all get sorted, promise that too, whilst I’m at it
Libi: It’s no secret she’s a… well, you know, without me needing to fully victim blame the girl in writing
Janis: Yeah, we don’t need to worry about her no more
Janis: She was a mistake, fair to say
Libi: And a catalyst, for something he was always gonna do
Janis: You can’t just ignore things forever and act like that means they’re dealt with
Libi: Right
Janis: I’ll see you tomorrow then
Libi: Try and get some sleep yourself, you must be loads tired-er than me
Janis: Pretty knackered but adrenaline works wonders
Janis: I will do though
Libi: Goodnight, I’m the most glad you’re okay
Janis: Of course I am, go have some sweet dreams yeah
Libi: I’ll do my best
Janis: You can tell either of them any of this, by the way, none of it’s need to know
Libi: Bobs’ll probably read it
Janis: 👋 like
Libi: I’d wake him up to, but that’ll take longer than it will you to fall asleep
Janis: about right
Janis: 🥿 usually works but save that for when it’s worth deploying
Libi: I don’t need telling what works, tah, I know everything that does
Janis: 😏
Libi: Maybe I’ll chuck a shoe at you though, next time you pull a move like this
Janis: because I do, all the time, just for fun, like
Libi: It’s a first, I’m not assuming it’s the last time too, like we’ve both said, I’m not stupid
Janis: I wouldn't promise otherwise but
Janis: it isn’t how I plan to deal with things, on the whole
Libi: You’d get called the worst role model again, if nothing else
Janis: You’re smart enough not to need one
Libi: Have you forgotten what 14 is like? I still need you
Janis: Not to tell you what to do, you’re much smarter than I was at that age
Libi: I don’t know about that, I didn’t feel smart today
Janis: Yeah but you didn’t do anything dumb about it, however bad it felt
Janis: you stayed put and it paid off
Libi: I would’ve gone anywhere he wanted me to, further than you, for longer, and cared less about it
Janis: You didn’t want him to feel as shit as you did
Libi: But it wouldn’t have been smart, the search party would be massive, and all FUMING
Janis: Alright, princess, I get it 👑
Libi: Another reason I need you around, you get it, so many other people think it’s weird how much I’d do for that boy
Janis: You’ve known each other forever, it’s family by choice, not blood, it makes it more important
Libi: Yeah
Janis: I understand
Libi: It’s something I could build sweet dreams from anyway
Janis: You know you can tell me anything, whenever you need to
Libi: Ooh, I love how cryptic that was
Libi: the NERVE to say I’m not subtle and then say that
Janis: Ha, you know what I’m saying perfectly well
Janis: some thing you might not want to share with Bobby, or can’t
Libi: We had the same puberty talk at school, they aren’t allowed to split us by gender any more
Janis: Cheek, they didn’t do that when I had it a few years prior, you cow
Libi: 👑
Janis: 🙄😘
Libi: *🥱😴
Janis: Piss off then, I ain’t taking the blame for you falling asleep in lessons
Libi: You could write me a note, you’re not at all crap at it, like
Janis: Only if it’s to Lucas otherwise I can’t be bothered
Libi: No girl is falling asleep in an English lesson
Janis: Hmm, riveting, ain’t he
Libi: He wishes, but instead, it’s too dangerous
Libi: I’m not ending up duct taped into the back of his [a shit car idk but you would cos of Ali and Billie] cos Case was upset by his breakup, tah very much
Janis: That’s really helpful, tah
Janis: no need to be quite so cinematic about it
Libi: I can’t help it if his idea of an after school club is making a snuff film in his garage
Janis: I’m well aware, the preview was enough
Libi: Shh, you’ll ruin my dreams now all this talk of sir
Janis: Go to bed, he wouldn’t mess with you, he’s not quite that dumb, however creepy
Libi: See you tomorrow
Libi: oh and I love you
Janis: Love ya Libs
Libi: Necessary last words if either of us get kidnapped and murdered
Janis: 🤞🤞
Libi: [The way she would have to be dragged out of this house by Casey for this dog walk is just reminding me of her throwing herself at him drunkenly and being dramatically pushed off cos it’s all so physical, I’m FINE]
Bobby: [When neither of you has any clue what’s going on just that it’s clearly bad and there’s nothing you can do about that and also there’s a random dog, for no reason at all, like hello]
Bobby: Are you okay
Libi: [when you don’t reply for ages because you’re too busy having a full go at Casey because like we said in the OG coats or not JC are literally covered in lovebites and Libi is not stupid, but she’s not signing any of this convo which is rude and so unlike her because she just automatically would to the point it’s clear she has to make the effort to not]
Libi: No
Libi: you?
Bobby: Did he hurt you, when we were getting out the door
Bobby: I didn’t see, I was looking at them and then
Libi: I don’t think so
Libi: or not enough for me to care right now
Bobby: That’s something
Bobby: 1 thing
Libi: I’m sorry
Bobby: Why would you be, you’re the only one who doesn’t need to be
Libi: that you had to ask me if I’m hurt cos I wouldn’t just go and it meant he had to touch me, that I left you out of having a go at him when it’s you who has the right to not me, that I didn’t push Jan harder last night to find out what the fuck was happening
Libi: so many reasons
Bobby: I don’t wanna talk to him no more than he does me
Libi: I’m never talking to her again, she said I wasn’t stupid and then made such a fool of me, of all of us
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