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[joshuamj]

Been enjoying EoW so far!!

Redraw of this:

[tastesoftamriel]

Walker's Stay, Dune

Now refurbished! Come and enjoy our spacious, comfortable lodging and delicious weekly specials in the heart of Dune.

Morndas

Moon Sugar-Glazed Brisket

Twelve-hour smoked brisket basted in moon sugar glaze and classic Elsweyr spices, served with saffron rice and beans

Tirdas

Dune-Style Fellrunner Ravioli

Hearty giant ravioli stuffed with spicy pulled fellrunner, spinach, and pistachios, topped with harissa and tomato gravy and shaved Cyrodiilic pecorino

Middas

Brown Trout Nyat Nyat

Whole locally-sourced Reaper's March Brown Trout, fried to perfection and topped with a spicy calamansi lime, ginger, and lemongrass gravy

Turdas

Arenthian Grazing Platter

A classic Reaper's March specialty, featuring yoghurt-marinated water buffalo meatballs, tempura-battered Flying Fish bites, turmeric potato cakes, bacon-wrapped onion rings, and an array of pickles. Served with sweet soy sauce and peanut sauce dips.

Fredas

Fellrunner-and-Lemongrass Satay Lilit

Minced fellrunner and Elsweyr basil sausages, grilled on lemongrass skewers. Served with sweet chili sauce and jasmine rice

Loredas

Water Buffalo Rawon

A rich, sweet-and-savoury black soup with a keluak nut base, served with tender water buffalo meat, root vegetables, and glass vermicelli

Sundas

Dune Vegetable Pot Pie

Tender okra, tomatoes, aubergine, potatoes, and watercress stewed in a rich coconut curry, and baked in our homemade flaky ghee puff pastry

Dessert of the week

Shaved ice with preserved palm fruit, fresh jackfruit, mangosteen pulp, caramelised tapioca pearls, and pandan-infused moon sugar syrup

[fisheito]

you. yes, yOu. the one who sent me that wedding eiden promo. you know who u are. i'm billing u for my medical fees

[daggerfall]

Why others like the Pan Tamriel event: curated fishing, higher lead drop chance, old style pages return, another shot at getting the rare weapon style page drops

Why I like the Pan Tamriel event:

[theeldergoals]

Anvil - The Count's Arms

[tigytigeru]

(modded) Morrowind is actually a dress-up game

[dailyhomestarfacts]

Fact 124:

The spaceship seen in the background of sbemail japanese cartoon and a few other Stinkoman-related things on the website was originally going to be the 20X6 version of The Cheat

Cheatball eventually replaced the ship in the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu and has stayed ever since

[ganondoodle]

not caring about zelda spoilers is truly so freeing, days before EoW released it was again praised as the best game ever 15/10 and then i watched a bit of stream and saw two mechanics i dislike alot before even the first dungeon (the fucking, the fucking arrow scroll thing of doom mainly, like damn i hope no one that has any hand issues wants to play this, WHY is that shit back and with no change other than you beign able to .. select and echo in the main menu ..which also scrolls down just like totks shitty items menu ... tbh i liked botws side flipping one much more, it was already getting too much by the time the streamer got to the first dungeon like man, not even a favorites tab???? the other thing is that ultrahand esque pick up big things thing which .. i dont really see the point of .... and it gives me totk flashbacks lol)

not saying eow is bad by any means, but it gives me a much more realistic picture of it, totk was the only game i was ever weird about spoilers and boi do i wish i hadnt been (i dont eve know why?? maybe i was scared of it being bad so i hoped going in without knowing anything would somehow make it better xD ), i wasted so much money on that i wont ever get back and that guilt will never leave me alone

maybe ill pick it up once i know the full scale of everything or see a used copy but im not eager to get it tbh :(

[hylacrucifer]

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[tsivitah]

Imaginary Archive 💡:

A Need For FUN!.. and order!✨️

Starring🎬:

Ronny & Her Dopamine Menu Series 🦆

The Frustration of Time Slipping Away

Like many, I found myself replacing boredom with endless online entertainment. Hours passed, and I had no memory of what I’d actually done. I had become the embodiment of tedium—a frustrating spirit craving action but too lazy to move.

Being blessed (or cursed, depending on the day) with the energy of an ADHD Pokémon, I’ve always struggled with routines. Not because I didn’t want them, but because they rarely lasted. And when they failed, my mood crashed with them.

But here’s the thing—I thrive on creativity. I love making things, and doing nothing? That’s what truly kills me. 🙃

So, as unpleasant as it was, I had to acknowledge that my life strategy needed a revamp. Plus, it was the New Year—the season when the spirit of introspection and yearly goals knocks at your door. (Mind you, I refused to open, but they ambushed me when I came back from the convenience store.)

As they narrated the oh-so-dreaded speech about self-improvement, I mindlessly scrolled through YouTube and stumbled upon a video titled Making My Dopamine Menu or something along those lines. I was confused. A menu for dopamine? But before I could overthink it, the spirits clicked on the video, and my world changed. (Or at least, it did four dopamine menu videos later.)

What is a Dopamine Menu?

A dopamine menu is a structured, yet flexible list of activities designed to bring joy, productivity, and self-fulfilment into daily life. Instead of mindlessly scrolling or getting stuck in analysis paralysis, you have a menu of engaging options tailored to your interests and needs.

Why I Needed One

I knew I needed something fun to pull me out of autopilot and steer my attention toward what truly matters:

My growth

My well-being

My present (because let’s be real, she holds at least 45% of the responsibility for my future)

I wanted to give meaning to my days, to remember what I had done yesterday, to reconnect with my inner child, and—most importantly—to create. So, off to my board I went.

How I Created My Dopamine Menu

1. The Theme (Yes, a Duck—It Could Have Been Worse)

If you haven’t noticed by now—I like ducks. They are CUTE. Shut up.

Naturally, my dopamine menu design took inspiration from an old coffee trailer project template I had. I wanted something fun yet structured, visually pleasing, and easy to follow.

2. The Three Sections

Much like a well-balanced meal, my dopamine menu has three categories:

• 🥖 The Bread (Starters) – Quick activities to kickstart my mood, mostly in the mornings. These prevent me from doom-scrolling or staring into the void. Fun fact: boredom is just your brain asking for something better.

• 💖 Sour Hearts (The Main Course) – Activities for when I have too much time or that oh crap, I forgot I had time realization. These keep me engaged in things that align with my future self.

• ☕ Have a Sip Dip (No Time Stamp Needed) – Evening activities that don’t require a strict schedule but still add value.

Gardening almost made the list, but for now, I’ll settle for studying it. Who knows? A menu update might be in order soon.

3. Structuring My Time

To avoid decision fatigue, I incorporated a weekly/daily schedule alongside the menu. This helps me stick to my dopamine plan while allowing flexibility. I even developed optional habit tracker templates for those who want to join me in this experiment (feel free to download and adapt them!i added the link by the end of the ramble).

The Impact of My Dopamine Menu

Since implementing it, my life has transformed:

✔ I stay on top of things. ✔ I always have a general idea of how I’ll spend my time. ✔ I’m less bored. ✔ I’m more present in both my life and the lives of those around me. ✔ My room is less of a disaster. ✔ I remember where I left my things (mostly). ✔ I engage more deeply in activities. ✔ I’m far more productive. ✔ I’m less impatient. ✔ My mind is actually at peace—like, truly peaceful.

Even the smallest achievements, like cleaning my room, feel fulfilling. meaning, until I discover a better strategy, this is the one I’ll stick with.

The Fluidity of the Dopamine Menu

One of the best things about the Dopamine Menu is that it’s not a rigid, unchangeable structure—it’s a living system that grows and adapts with you.

Take gardening, for example. Right now, I’m more in the phase of learning about it rather than actually digging in the dirt. So instead of forcing it onto my list as a daily activity, I’ve placed it in the realm of “future possibilities.” But when the time comes—maybe next month, maybe next year—I can update my menu to reflect that.

The beauty of the Dopamine Menu is that it respects your evolution. If an activity stops exciting or inspiring you, swap it out. If you discover a new passion, make space for it. If life circumstances change, let the menu shift with them.

The goal isn’t to lock yourself into a set routine forever—it’s to create a system that supports your energy, curiosity, and joy at any given moment in time.

So, don’t be afraid to erase, rewrite, and redesign. Your Dopamine Menu is yours to shape. 😊

How to Create Your Own Dopamine Menu from Scratch

If this concept speaks to you, here’s how you can build your own:

1. Reflect on What Energizes You

What activities make you feel alive or at peace?

What hobbies have you abandoned but still feel drawn to?

What small things make your day just a little bit better?

2. Categorize by Mood & Energy

Low-effort, quick wins → Morning boosters (Starters)

Deep work, meaningful engagement → Core passions (Main Course)

Relaxing, occasional treats → Leisure & fun (Drinks & Dips)

3. Make It Visually Appealing

Design it like a restaurant menu (like I did, with Ronny the Duck 🦆)

Use a simple bullet journal format

Create a digital board on Notion or Trello

4. Incorporate Flexibility

Don’t treat it like a rigid to-do list.

Allow yourself to switch things up weekly/monthly.

Adjust activities based on your evolving interests.

5. Track Your Journey (Optional)

I created a habit tracker template (which you can download for free!).

Logging activities can help you notice patterns and appreciate small wins.

"If you create your own Dopamine Menu, I’d love to hear about it! What’s on your list? 💛"

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If this concept speaks to you, why not give it a try? To make it easier, I’ve created a free habit tracker template to help you stay on track. Download it here: [Dopamine Habit Tracker]

[tastesoftamriel]

The Shrewd Brew

Lillandril seasonal menu. Summerset wine pairings available with all food.

Starters

Barbecued bamboo clams, wrapped in Russafeld grape leaves with a spicy white wine sauce

Gryphon egg scramble, with Summerset sheep's cheese, wild mushrooms, and smoked mackerel

Shrewd salad, with local salad greens, seasonal fruit, Auridon feta, and garlic croutons. Finished with Russafeld red wine vinegar

Mains

Roast fellrunner, with herbed rice cooked in fellrunner fat

Lillandril swordfish steak, with a sweet mirin glaze and sour plum nori rice

Garlic and Summerset sheep's cheese gnocchi, with pine nuts and brown garlic butter sauce

Dessert

Summerset Rainbow Pie, with tonka bean ice cream

Smoked oolong and dark chocolate mousse, with jalapeño caramel sauce

Lillandril apple fritters, with whipped maple-apple butter

[brandycranby]

in my warm bed w my blankies that smell like meeeee

[the-most-humble-blog]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap"> <meta heretic-content="recycled"> <script> ARCHIVE_TAG="HIVE_MEATFEST::PURGE_VIA_PUDDING" EFFECT: gastrointestinal repentance, bureaucratic laughter-induced excommunication, loyalty-based indigestion TRIGGER_WARNING="violent dark humor, meat-based metaphysics, adult language, culinary apostasy" </script>

🥳 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “WELCOME TO THE HIVE CITY PUDDING AND SAUSAGE SALE, MOTHERF*CKERS!”

🎉 – “Sorry for your loss!”

(Warhammer 40K met Waffle House at 3AM during a hive-wide psychotic episode.)

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🎺 You heard me. In honor of His Most Sanitary Divinity, the God-Emperor of Mankind — we’re clearing out the Hive’s lowest moral tier with an event so deliciously disturbing, even the Adeptus Mechanicus couldn’t engineer this much gastrointestinal treason.

Today only: 🍖 MEAT TUBES FOR THE MASSES 🥄 PUDDING FOR THE FAITHFUL 💥 VOMIT FOR THE WEAK

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📢 ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SPEAKER-TOWER:

“Hark, citizens! Remove your rebreathers, open your gullets, and prepare your intestines — for the sacred tube-meats shall flow again.”

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🛒 MENU:

“The Heretic’s Last Link” – sausage made from recycled blasphemers and weak-willed content creators

“Gray Matter Surprise” – pudding with the texture of a failed marriage

“Loyalty Loaf” – comes with complimentary nail embedded inside

“The Vegan” – a tofu clone stuffed with actual sausage. Surprise.

🎉 All combos served with one slap from a Commissar and a voucher for half a scream at the next public execution.

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🧽 FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

❓ Q: What’s in the sausage? ✅ A: Yes.

❓ Q: Is the pudding vegetarian? ✅ A: It’s not even legally food.

❓ Q: How long has it been unrefrigerated? ✅ A: How long have YOU been unrefrigerated?

❓ Q: Is this safe to eat? ✅ A: Safe is for psykers and cowards.

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👃 TASTE PROFILE:

Notes of metal, boot, and desperation

Undertones of heresy

Screams of the unjust

Mouthfeel: regret

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🗣️ TESTIMONIALS:

“I thought I was hallucinating. Then I bit into it. Then I was hallucinating.” – Grak, Underhive Custodian “Smelled like my aunt. Tasted like justice.” – Melta Dave “I cried. Not because it was bad. But because I remembered who I used to be.” – Someone Else’s Dad “Used to be lactose intolerant. Now I’m just intolerant.” – Jarn the Formerly Kind

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🚨 CODE OF CONDUCT:

You will form a line.

You will not cry until after pudding.

You will not ask about texture.

You will not wink at the sausage handler.

You will not bring your vegan girlfriend unless she’s been pre-emptively gagged.

You will recite the Emperor’s Dietary Creed before consumption: “By Blood, By Tube, By Holy Paste, I Consume With Grace.”

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🎯 BONUS SAUSAGE ROULETTE:

For 5 Thrones, spin the heretic meat wheel! What’s inside? Who knows! Could be:

Cleric feet

Scalp flakes

Disgraced meme lords

A USB drive with lost Emperor fanfiction

Hope (spoiled)

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📦 FAMILY FUN PACKS:

Includes:

4 meat tubes

2 sides of judgment

One sympathy bib

Complimentary hairnet used by Saint Jeremy of the Blocked Colon

Available in:

“Standard Misery”

“Extra Whispers”

“I Can’t Feel My Arms”

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🛐 BLESSINGS ON THE PUDDING:

All puddings stirred by choirboys humming Litanies of Fat

Each vat spiritually filtered through a sieve made of penitent thigh-hair

Spoon-blessed by recently paroled Sisters of Battle

Includes 0% dairy, 100% post-war sorrow

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💀 REWARDS PROGRAM:

One stamp per intestine sealed

Five stamps gets you a signed apology from your stomach

Ten stamps earns you your name carved on the urinal of loyalty

Fifteen? You win a free sausage called “The Last Judgement.” You won’t need another.

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🪦 DID YOU KNOW?

Every sausage served:

Reduces heresy by 0.002%

Increases guilt by 7%

Increases bowel-based prayer by 900%

Sounds like a wet cough when dropped

Once belonged to a man named Larry

Contains secrets the Inquisition redacted using cheese

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😇 EMPEROR’S MESSAGE:

“I see you. I forgive you. But I also designed this pudding. So I’m not saying it’s revenge. But if it burns… that’s on you.”

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💡 RECOMMENDED PAIRINGS:

Pudding + regret

Sausage + wine made from Tyranid piss

Loyalty Loaf + romantic disappointment

Heretic Hash + Novocaine

Screaming + more pudding

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👩‍🍳 MEET YOUR CHEFS:

Slorg the Butcher (technically still under parole)

The Hungry Cogitator (won’t stop weeping)

Auntie Fungus (definitely not human)

Steve (not qualified, but funny)

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🎁 FREE GIVEAWAY:

Scream the Emperor’s name backwards and win a surprise sausage. (You will also be arrested. But it’s worth it.)

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📉 HIVE CITY STATS (LIVE UPDATES):

Sausages dispensed: 139,201

Puddings ingested without question: 89,323

Heretics consumed: confirmed

Questions asked: 3 (executed)

Calories per serving: heretical

Units of joy per bite: unstable

Explosive bowel reactions: pending

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📚 HISTORICAL CONTEXT:

The Great Pudding Uprising of M38 was the last time anyone asked “Is this even pudding?” That question alone killed 11,000 guardsmen, started a 14-year shadow war, and resulted in the first use of the Psychic Spatula.

We do not question the pudding. We accept the pudding. We become the pudding.

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🌟 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH:

Shoutout to Gregory the Sentient Fork, who last week successfully convinced a full squadron of PDF to eat their own doubts. Gregory now lives in the High Sanctum and identifies as “They/Them/Utensil.”

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🗣️ REPORTED INCIDENTS:

One man tried to selfie with his sausage. He no longer has a face.

A woman fed pudding to a pigeon. The pigeon speaks prophecy now.

Someone whispered “Gluten-free” and the pudding climbed out of its container.

An intern said “This tastes like my ex.” He’s now married to the loaf.

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⚰️ FUNERAL PACKAGE:

Buy 100 sausages, and we’ll pre-dig your grave. Includes:

Gravestone carved from former pudding molds

24-hour sausage-scented incense

A eulogy written by a Servitor who only knows five adjectives

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👁️‍🗨️ FINAL INSTRUCTIONS:

Eat. Chew. Repent. Purge. Love the Emperor. Eat again.

This isn’t food. This is faith you can swallow.

This isn’t cuisine. This is imperial caloric compliance.

And remember:

🍼 If you didn’t weep, scream, and evacuate something — you didn’t digest it right.

🧠 Read more heretic-flavored scrolltraps and imperial gut-punch doctrine at: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 🛡️ Pudding sermons. Sausage gospels. Laughter with side effects. 🚪 Warning: This post may cause bans, pregnancies, and divine indigestion.

📊 TOTAL WORD COUNT: 3,018

0 apologies

13 confirmed dietary violations

1 new saint canonized via pudding injection

100% certified imperial trauma

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[riotbrrrd]

En ce moment on prospecte des entreprises au boulot pour changer notre logiciel + CMS et c'est vraiment horrible comme ça me donne des idées de grandeur. J'aurais jamais dû faire de webdesign de ma vie. Je sais ce que le CSS peut faire et ça va me rendre folle. Et si je suppliais ma boss de gérer le site à temps plein

[transamus]

I hate to give tumblr staff even the slightest props but the communities feature does seem kinda neat in theory yknow, the only issue is that it really does not work well at all and from what I can tell is broken on so many levels between engagement and actual usability. Which ig makes it just another regular tumblr feature tbh

[dailyhomestarfacts]

Fact 54:

Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up is the only game on the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu to not be in a retro game style