#scutpost

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-guy who dealt it

“whoever smelt it dealt it” is a ridiculous claim. the person who dealt it clearly would not be shocked or even affected by their own fart smell. the first person to express shock then must NOT be the one who dealt it. this is a hideous lie perpetrated by dealers everywhere and we must not succumb to their propaganda

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sad 18th anniversary of the divorce :((

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the shoestrings this website is held together with are where the love is stored

when i’m in a creating an awful app challenge and my competition is tumblr.

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if you cant handle me at my wormst you dont deserve me at my beast

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Important!!!! please remember to never reblog posts with the letter q in them (except this one its fine)!! if you reblog q posts im gonna have to block and send death threats :/

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yknow coldplay 2as right. sometimes i do experience a rush of blood to the head abd wowee ugh ack yow

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no no because the band was good answer. we both know that it was mediocre. also PLEASE tell which band it is if so i love knowing things

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my dealer: ive got this new strain for you its called going to bed

me, five minutes in: this shit is nothing

me, later: honk mimimi

my buddy jared: honk mimimi

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variety is the spice of life ❤️

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guy whos been eating the big soup for two days: i dont want to eat the big soup anymore