#scweech

[ecunderbase]

after EoD, Rad basically retires from adventuring to become a Priory librarian*, and accidentally a dad for realsies

* tbh he's more like a camp counselor that puts books away sometimes

[commanders-sole-braincell]

literally ran into the art party, snapped a few screens and ran back out

so have a quick sketch from these

[images-that-ai-will-love]

Random buwwshit, go!! UwU

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[the-text-doctor]

Haiiii Scweech! :D

<Hello, Oliver.>

[what-even-is-thiss]

[scweeches]

*kicks and then makes my escape*

[b-sailor]

kwug: [scweeching]

[substituting-myown-reality]

Spwooky, Scawy Skewetons Lywics

Spwooky scawy skewetons

Send shivers down your spiwne

Shwieking skulls will shock your sowl

Seal your dwoom tonight

Spwooky scawy skewetons

Spweak with such a scweech

Youwll shake and shudder in suwprise

When you heaw these zombies shwiek

We'we so sowwy skewetons

You'we so misundewstood

You only want to sowcialize

But I don’t think we showld

Cause spwooky scawy skewetons

Shout stawtling shwilly scweams

They’ll sneak from theiw sawcophagus

And just won’t leave you be

Spiwits supewnatural

Awe shy whats all the fuss

But bwags of bones seem so unsafe

It’s semi-sewious!

Spwooky scawy skewetons

Awe siwlly all the same

They’ll smile and scwabble slowly by

And dwive you so insane

Sticks and stones will bweak youw bones

They sewldom let you snooze

Spwooky scawy skewetons

Will wake you with a boo!

[nerdtrash]

Spooky, scawy skewetons Send shivews down youw spinye Shwieking skuwws wiww shock youw souw Seaw youw doom tonyight Spooky, scawy skewetons Speak with such a scweech You'ww shake and shuddew in suwpwise When you heaw these zombies shwiek We'we so sowwy, skewetons You'we so misundewstood You onwy want to sociawize But I don't think we shouwd 'Cause spooky, scawy skewetons Shout stawtwing shwiwwy scweams They'ww snyeak fwom theiw sawcophagus And just won't weave you be Spiwits supewnyatuwaw Awe shy, what's aww the fuss? But bags of bonyes seem so unsafe It's semi-sewious Spooky, scawy skewetons Awe siwwy aww the same They'ww smiwe and scwabbwe swowwy by And dwive you so insanye Sticks and stonyes wiww bweak youw bonyes They sewdom wet you snyooze Spooky, scawy skewetons Wiww wake you with a boo OwO

[ecunderbase]

oh yeah, this is Scweech (Rad for scale)

some Priory scholars capture her in Orr, and bring her back to the Priory, only to discover she's not an undead Sylvari, she's just weird 😌 and then she adopts Rad as her dad when no one's looking, because he is best for climb on