#seireitei sexyman tournament

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The Final Round of the Seireitei Sexyman Tournament: WHO WILL WIN?

It’s been such an incredible tournament with a lot of delays, but now it is time for the final round, winner takes all.

In one corner, we have Captain Shunsui Kyoraku, a longtime member of the 13 Court Guard Squads. His laidback and sexy ways have captured the hearts of many throughout the Seireitei.

In the other corner, we have Lieutenant Renji Abarai, a relatively new Soul Reaper who has only recently made it to Lieutenant. His incredible physique and numerous tattoos make him quite a catch.

And now it is time to final find out…

Results from the previous rounds:

Round Four Results:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku (59.8%) vs. Sosuke Aizen (40.2%)

2. Renji Abarai (53.6%) vs. Byakuya Kuchiki (45.4%)

Round Three Results:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku (68.5%) vs. Shinji Hirako (31.5%)

2. Kenpachi Zaraki (37.1%) vs. Sosuke Aizen (62.9%)

3. Renji Abarai (52.3%) vs. Jushiro Ukitake (47.7%)

4. Byakuya Kuchiki (66.5%) vs. Yumichika Ayasegawa (33.5%)

Round Two Results:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku (83.6%) vs. Kaname Tosen (16.4%)

2. Isshin Kurosaki (40.8%) vs. Shinji Hirako (59.2%)

3. Kenpachi Zaraki (55.8%) vs. Izuru Kira (44.2%)

4. Sosuke Aizen (68.9%) vs. Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi (31.1%)

5. Kisuke Urahara (47.5%) vs. Renji Abarai (52.5%)

6. Kensei Muguruma (25.9%) vs. Jushiro Ukitake (74.1%)

7. Gin Ichimaru (39.7%) vs. Byakuya Kuchiki (60.3%)

8. Yumichika Ayasegawa (65.5%) vs. Ikkaku Madarame (34.5%)

Round One Results:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku (97.9%) vs. Marechiyo Omaeda (2.1%)

2. Hachigen Ushoda (19.4%) vs. Kaname Tosen (80.6%)

3. Isshin Kurosaki (80.3%) vs. Tetsuzaemon Iba

(19.7%)

4. Mayuri Kurotsuchi (29.3%) vs. Shinji Hirako

(70.7%)

5. Kenpachi Zaraki (92.2%) vs. Zennosuke Kurumadani (7.8%)

6. Izuru Kira (70.9%) vs. Tessai Tsukabishi (29.1%)

7. Sosuke Aizen (76.4%) vs. Ryuunosuke Yuki (23.6%)

8. Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto (18.4%) vs. Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi (81.6%)

9. Kisuke Urahara (96.2%) vs. Sentaro Kotsubaki (3.8%)

10. Kaien Shiba (31.7%) vs. Renji Abarai (68.3%)

11. Kensei Muguruma (67%) vs. Chojiro Sasakibe (33%)

12. Jushiro Ukitake (58.7%) vs. Ichigo Kurosaki (41.3%)

13. Love Aikawa (13.1%) vs. Gin Ichimaru (86.9%)

14. Byakuya Kuchiki (52%) vs. Shuhei Hisagi (48%)

15. Yumichika Ayasegawa (78.2%) vs. Hanataro Yamada (21.8%)

16. Sajin Komamura (42.1%) vs. Ikkaku Madarame (57.9%)

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Hi this is @bleached-socks main, I run the Seireitei Sexyman Tournament. I just wanted to say that I saw your tags about Aizen looking like Josh Grobin and wanted to ask if you’ve watched the Bleach (S) Abridged series by Project Mouthwash on YouTube? Because the series is hilarious and your comment reminded me of it

Lol yeah I just rewatched the abridged series recently. My partner and I exclusively refer to Aizen as Josh Groban because of it

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This tournament is sponsored by the Women's Soul Reaper Association and the Urahara Shop

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Congratulations to Renji Abarai for winning the Seireitei Sexyman Tournament

After a long and hard fought battle, Renji Abarai managed to narrowly beat Shunsui Kyoraku. They have both proven themselves as very sexy people.

The final results are as follows

First Place: Renji Abarai

Second Place: Shunsui Kyoraku

Third Place: Sosuke Aizen

Fourth Place: Byakuya Kuchiki

The Doomed by the Narrative awards are as follows:

Round 1 Part 1: Ryuunosuke Yuki

Round 1 Part 2: Kaien Shiba

Round 2: Gin Ichimaru

Round 3: Jushiro Ukitake

Please give a round of applause to all of our winners for an excellent performance!

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The Seireitei Sexyman Tournament Round 1: The Second Half

We are going into the second half of the first round! But first, we’ll look at the results from last week

Round 1 Parts 1-8: RESULTS!

1. Shunsui Kyoraku (97.9%) vs. Marchiyo Omaeda (2.1%)

2. Hachigen Ushoda (19.4%) vs. Kaname Tosen (80.6%)

3. Isshin Kurosaki (80.3%) vs. Tetsuzaemon Iba (19.7%)

4. Mayuri Kurotsuchi (29.3%) vs. Shinji Hirako (70.7%)

5. Kenpachi Zaraki (92.2%) vs. Zennosuke Kurumadani (7.8%)

6. Izuru Kira (70.9%) vs. Tessai Tsukabishi (29.1%)

7. Sosuke Aizen (76.4%) vs. Ryuunosuke Yuki (23.6%)

8. Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto (18.4%) vs. Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi (81.6%)

Round 1 Parts 9-16:

9. Kisuke Urahara vs. Sentaro Kotsubaki

10. Kaien Shiba vs. Renji Abarai

11. Kensei Muguruma vs. Chojiro Sasakibe

12. Jushiro Ukitake vs. Ichigo Kurosaki

13. Love Aikawa vs. Gin Ichimaru

14. Byakuya Kuchiki vs. Shuhei Hisagi

15. Yumichika Ayasegawa vs. Hanataro Yamada

16. Sajin Komamura vs. Ikkaku Madarame

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Introducing the Official Seireitei Sexyman Tournament

The Women’s Soul Reaper Association is putting on this tournament to finally find out who is the sexiest in the Seireitei

Rules:

Each round of polls will last a week

Because there are so many sets for the first round, Round 1 will be split into two sections, with the left side going first and the right side going next

Round 1 Parts 1-8:

1. Shunsui Kyōraku vs. Marechiyo Ōmaeda

2. Hachigen Ushōda vs. Kaname Tosen

3. Isshin Kurosaki vs. Tetsuzaemon Iba

4. Mayuri Kurotsuchi vs. Shinji Hirako

5. Kenpachi Zaraki vs. Zennosuke Kurumadani

6. Izuru Kira vs. Tessai Tsukabishi

7. Sōsuke Aizen vs. Ryūnosuke Yuki

8. Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto vs. Rōiūrō "Rose" Otoribashi

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This tournament is sponsored by the Women's Soul Reaper Association and the Urahara Shop

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This tournament is sponsored by the Women's Soul Reaper Association

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Round Two of the Seireitei Sexyman Tournament

After a thrilling two segments of the first round, things are starting to ramp up as we head into the second round

Round 1 Results:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku (97.9%) vs. Marchiyo Omaeda (2.1%)

2. Hachigen Ushoda (19.4%) vs. Kaname Tosen (80.6%)

3. Isshin Kurosaki (80.3%) vs. Tetsuzaemon Iba (19.7%)

4. Mayuri Kurotsuchi (29.3%) vs. Shinji Hirako (70.7%)

5. Kenpachi Zaraki (92.2%) vs. Zennosuke Kurumadani (7.8%)

6. Izuru Kira (70.9%) vs. Tessai Tsukabishi (29.1%)

7. Sosuke Aizen (76.4%) vs. Ryuunosuke Yuki (23.6%)

8. Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto (18.4%) vs. Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi (81.6%)

9. Kisuke Urahara (96.2%) vs. Sentaro Kotsubaki (3.8%)

10. Kaien Shiba (31.7%) vs. Renji Abarai (68.3%)

11. Kensei Muguruma (67%) vs. Chojiro Sasakibe (33%)

12. Jushiro Ukitake (58.7%) vs. Ichigo Kurosaki (41.3%)

13. Love Aikawa (13.1%) vs. Gin Ichimaru (86.9%)

14. Byakuya Kuchiki (52%) vs. Shuhei Hisagi (48%)

15. Yumichika Ayasegawa (78.2%) vs. Hanataro Yamada (21.8%)

16. Sajin Komamura (42.1%) vs. Ikkaku Madarame (57.9%)

Round Two:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku vs. Kaname Tosen

2. Isshin Kurosaki vs. Shinji Hirako

3. Kenpachi Zaraki vs. Izuru Kira

4. Sosuke Aizen vs. Rojuro “Rose” Oboribashi

5. Kisuke Urahara vs. Renji Abarai

6. Kensei Muguruma vs. Jushiro Ukitake

7. Gin Ichimaru vs. Byakyua Kuchiki

8. Yumichika Ayasegawa vs. Ikkaku Madarame

As always, this tournament is brought to you by the Women’s Soul Reaper Association

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This tournament is sponsored by the Women's Soul Reaper Association

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Doomed by the Narrative

Did your fav get out too soon? Well this is your chance to redeem them with the Doomed by the Narrative Award.

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Seireitei Bulletin: Seireitei Sexyman Tournament Edition

By Shuhei Hisagi

The Women’s Soul Reaper Association has recently announced that they will be hosting a Seireitei Sexyman Tournament. They presented it as a fundraising event, although it is unclear how exactly the intend to raise money with the event.

To help promote the event, they’ve asked the Seireitei Bulletin to cover this event.

The first round has been split up into two sections. Then both sides twill combine and continue towards championship. At the end, we will find out who is truest the sexiest man in the Seireitei.

But before that, I wanted to get a comment from all of the people in the first part of round one. And here are those comments.

“Well look at that, a Sexyman contest. This will definitely be interesting.” -Captain Shunsui Kyoraku

“Oh yeah! Time to prove how sexy I am!” -Lieutenant Marechiyo Omaeda

“I’m just happy to have been included.” -Former Kido Corps Lieutenant Hachigen Ushoda

“I’m… not sure why I have been included.” -Former Captain Kaname Tosen

“How did you find me? I faked my death, how did you find me?” -Former Captain Isshin Kurosaki

“As president of the Men’s Soul Reaper Association, I swear that I will secure this victory.” -Lieutenant Tetsuzaemon Iba

“I do not know what this ‘Sexyman’ contest is, but I certain I will win it.” -Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi

“WHY IS AIZEN HERE?!?!” -Captain Shinji Hirako

“A competition? That’s wonderful, who do I get to fight? What, I don’t get to fight anyone? Then what’s the point? I’m going to bed.” -Captain Kenpachi Zaraki

“Not entirely sure how I made the cut, hell yeah!” -Unseated Officer Zennosuke Kurumadani

“Uh, glad to be here I guess.” -Lieutenant Izuru Kira

“What a marvelous idea this is. I cannot wait to see how it goes.” -Former Kido Corps Captain Tessai Tsukabishi

“I am enjoying the horrified faces of everyone here, especially Hirako’s. Good. They should be afraid of me.” -Former Captain Sosuke Aizen

“Oh, um, I was included? Wow, that’s incredible. I doubt I’ll make it very far but, uh, it’s cool that I got to be in it.” -Unseated Officer Ryuunosuke Yuki

“Hrmn.” -Head Captain Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto

“A Sexyman test?

A wonderful idea

This is exciting” -Captain Rōjūrō “Rose” Ōtoribashi

And there you have it, words from each of the first half’s contestants. I’ll be back next week with the rest of the competitors’ comments, as well as an interview with the Women’s Soul Reaper Association.

If you haven’t voted in the tournament yet, you can find it here

Until next time,

Shuhei Hisagi

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Round One Continues!

Seireitei Bulletin: Seireitei Sexyman Tournament Edition

By Shuhei Hisagi

The Seireitei Sexyman Tournament, hosted by the Women’s Soul Reaper Association, is moving on to the second part of round one.

The first half has ended, and spectacularly at that. We’re going into the second half with even more support for the tournament.

And once again, I wanted to get a comment from all of the people in the second part of round one.

Unfortunately, this issue was delayed due to problems with one of the competitors health, during which I was not able to see him for an interview.

So even though this issue is being published late, all (but one) of the responses were collected at the beginning of the round, not at the end, which is where we are now at.

Please enjoy.

“You’re calling me sexy? I’m flattered! After all, it’s not everyday that someone hosts a Sexyman Tournament. On that note, do you think the Women’s Soul Reaper Association would allow me to be a sponsor?” -Former Captain Kisuke Urahara

“I will do my best to win and prove to Kiyone that I am the best 3rd seat of Squad 13!” -Third Seat Sentaro Kotsubaki

“Uh… aren’t I like, super dead?” -Former Lieutenant Kaien Shiba

“Ha! Finally! A chance to beat Ichigo once and for all! …What do you mean I’m not competing against him? Ichigo! You better move on so we can compete!” -Lieutenant Renji Abarai

“Shuhei, what are you doing? Can’t you see I’m busy.” -Captain Kensei Muguruma

“Alas, the Head Captain has lost. I fear that will most likely be my fate as well.” -Lieutenant Chojiro Sasakibe

“I apologize that I wasn’t able to meet with you earlier. I think the tournament is a great idea. I’m *hack* looking forward to it.” -Captain Jushiro Ukitake

“Sorrycan’ttalkI’mrunningfromKenpachi. Hecouldn’tfightinthetournamentsonowhe’stryingtofightmeSOMEONEHELP!” -Substitute Soul Reaper Ichigo Kurosaki

“Did you really come all the way to the world of the living to interview me for a Sexyman Tournament?” -Former Captain Love Aikawa

“My my, a Sexyman Tournament, hmmm? How interesting. Oh, how am I here? Well you see, it’s very simple. No, I won’t elaborate. Good luck figuring it out!” -Former Captain Gin Ichimaru

“Hm, I suppose I must do my best to win on behalf of the Kuchiki name.” -Captain Byakuya Kuchiki

“Oh this is me. Uh. That’s cool… Yeah, interviewing myself is weird.” -Lieutenant Shuhei Hisagi

“As the most *fabulous* person in the Seireitei, I will obviously come one first place.” -Fifth Seat Yumichika Ayasegawa

“Oh, uh, I didn’t realize I was in it. I’m honored I guess.” -Third Seat Hanataro Yamada

“People think I’m sexy? Wow, I don’t think anyone’s ever said that about me. I’m honored.” -Captain Sajin Komamura

“I don’t care about your stinkin’ tournament. Hey, I think I see Ichigo. Yeah! He’s being chased by Captain Zaraki! I think I’m gonna go join em’. Later!” -Third Seat Ikkaku Madarame

And there you have it! Once again, apologies for the late issue, but it was unavoidable.

I will be continuing with my interviews as the Seireitei Sexyman Tournament continues.

Until next time,

Shuhei Hisagi

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This tournament is sponsored by the Women's Soul Reaper Association

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This tournament is sponsored by the Women's Soul Reaper Association