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Noel Fielding wearing lipstick




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#Iâll definitely make a part two to this#so many good ones missing from this post#withering heights noel my beloved#Noel fielding#the mighty boosh#mighty boosh#the brain secretary#set the thames on fire dickie#set the thames on fire#horrid henry#ed banger#vince noir#obsidian blackbird mcknight#the gender of it all
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In a 2016 interview with ClashMusic, "Set the Thames on Fire" director Ben Charles Edwards, explained how Noel created Dickie's aesthetic.
Ben: âWhen it came to selecting a costume for Dickie, we had a huge selection of pink tuxedos and hot pants on hand. But when Noel spotted a light pink baby-doll outfit from the end of the costume rail, his eyes lit up. He threw it over what he was wearing in the rehearsal room and stood in front of the mirror for a moment. Assessing for a minute or two, he said âItâs missing something!â And so he took a string of pearls from the costume department and an old cod-piece and Noelâs Dickie was complete.â
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I know this is meant to be Barbie but Noel looks like if Dickie married a rich man LOL soccer wife Dickie
(Real Noelers know what I am about)
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Someone left a comment on one of my fics and it just says "transphobic" and I'm??? So confused????
There aren't even trans characters in this fic??? I am transgender?? I write from my own experience, when I do write about trans characters??? But once again there are nO TRANS CHARACTERS IN THIS FIC??? There aren't any mentions of gender identity one way or the other, it's completely up to reader interpretation, what did YOU read???
#set the thames on fire#noel fielding#ao3 comments#my fic#this fandom is so small SOMEONE has to know what this guy means
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guyssss does anyone know where i can buy set the thames on fire or watch in decent quality??? every streaming site i find is so blurry but i wanna watch it properly or just own it đđđ
#i loveeeeee the movie so much i wanna appreciate it in all its glory#i found one pretty good quality one but it had foreign subtitles across it#still been using it anyways but if thereâs another plssss lmk#the mighty boosh#noel fielding#booshlr#set the thames on fire
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Dickie my beloved â
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I just tested positive for Covid again so Iâm just gonna give you guys this small Dickie moodboard I did a few days ago! Iâll be back to my normal stuff when I feel better! take this!

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properly watched set the thames on fire for the first time and had to draw my girl đ«¶đ«¶
#set the thames on fire#dickie#dickie set the thames on fire#sttof#noel fielding#fanart#my art#how tf do i tag this#havenât drawn anything non furry in like a year and i think it shows đđ
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Loosely based off dickie from set the thames on fire
#art#digatal art#character design#digital drawing#digital illustration#digital artist#artsits on tumblr#set the thames on fire#noel fielding#my artâ
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DICKIE MY LOVE
Excuse me, I love her.
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Made a portrait of Dickie from Set the Thames on fire
#my art#painting#drawing#traditional art#set the Thames on fire#dickie#set the Thames on fire dickie#dickie kidz#noel fielding#art#fanart#queer artist#queer#jupiterslifelessmoons
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phi, are you okay? thame, relax. i'm totally fine. thank you for coming to see me while it's really such a mess out there. i just want to make sure you're really okay. i'm good. i'll do everything to show you that no matter what happens, we'll be fine too.
#thamepo#thamepo series#thamepo the series#thamepo heart that skips a beat#thame po heart that skips a beat#thame po#thame x po#po x thame#thame thima#po pawat#william jakrapatr#est supha#williamest#estwilliam#gifset#gifs#na's gifs#quote by adele's set fire to the rain#i'm sorry if this is messy...#it looks better in my imagination ngl#but let it burn like their love#na creates#for thamepo
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âFamilyâ
Alfie Solomons x Shelby!Reader
Part seven and final of Camdenâs sin
Check Alfieâs Masterlist here to read the previous parts
Summary: Just as tensions explode between your brother Tommy and the man you love, Alfie, the family begins to growâyouâre carrying Alfieâs child, and that could shift everything forever.
WC: 12k
Warnings/Tags: smut, minor DNI, dirty talk, unprotected piv, creampie, oral (f!receiving), breeding/pregnancy kink
It had been brewing for daysâthe suspicion curling low in your belly like the smoke from one of Alfieâs cigars. Your breasts were tender, your appetite unpredictable, and every morning the nausea hit you with the precision of a ticking clock. More than once, youâd caught yourself crying for no reason at allâover a burnt piece of toast, or the way Cyril tilted his head at you. It wasnât just your body changing; it was the weight of what those changes meant, pulling you deeper into something both terrifying and wonderful. You knew your body. And you knew what this meant.
Youâd made up your mind. Tonight. You would tell him tonight.
The night air seeped through the cracked window, heavy with the salt of the Thames and the faint tang of coal smoke. Londonâs quiet was always unnerving, more a prelude to chaos than peace. You lay curled in Alfieâs bedâyour bed now, tooâdraped in one of his shirts that smelled of his cologne, the fabric soft and worn. Your legs were bare, tucked close to your chest. One hand rested lightly over your stomach, fingertips brushing against the still-flat skin. It didnât feel different yet, but you knew it was. You could feel it. It was strange, knowing that something so monumental could exist without anyone noticing. Not even him.
The moonlight pooled on the bedspread, casting everything in soft silver. You rehearsed the words again in your mind, the ones youâd been repeating all day, the ones youâd whispered to Cyril when no one else was around. Youâd burned toast pacing the kitchen, told the dog your secret like it was between you and God. It was easier to say in the stillness, without his intense eyes watching you, waiting for answers you werenât sure how to give.
The sound of the front door slamming yanked you from your thoughts.
It wasnât the usual slam. This one was different. Violent. Like a warning shot, rattling the walls and sending a stack of books tumbling from the desk. Cyril barked sharply, but thenâsilence. A tense, ominous silence. Your heart leapt into your throat. You sat upright, clutching the edge of the blanket as the sound of heavy footsteps began pacing below. Circling. Uneven. Like whoever they belonged to was trying not to break something.
Or someone.
The bedroom door flew open.
Alfie filled the doorway like a storm. His coat hung askew, as if it had been half-ripped off in a fit of rage. His hair was wild, and his eyes burned with a fury that made the air feel thinner. His fists were clenched, veins bulging against his skin, and his jaw worked furiously as though holding back words that might burn worse than fire. He looked like a man who had lost everything and couldnât stop himself from taking it back.
âAlfie?â you whispered, your voice small, trembling. âWhatâs happened?â
He didnât answer. For a moment, he just stood there, staring at you like you were the only thing tethering him to the earth. But his breathing was sharp, his chest rising and falling in jagged bursts, and the silence between you felt like it might shatter any second. The way he looked at youâraw, broken, furiousâmade your skin prickle.
âWarehouse,â he muttered at last, voice gravel-thick and slurred at the edges. âEast End, yeah? Big bastardâloaded with the good shit. You know the one Iâm talkinâ about?â
You nodded, your pulse thudding painfully in your ears.
âGone,â he snapped. His voice cracked like a whip, harsh and unrelenting. âSet alight. Went up like a fuckinâ lantern.â He stepped further into the room, his shadow stretching long against the walls. âYou know how I found out?â His voice rose, dangerous and biting. âYour dear brother Tommy. Left me a fuckinâ note, he did. Real polite, real proper. Like he was sendinâ condolences after a bloody funeral.â
Your breath hitched.
âThree of my men,â he hissed, shaking his head. âTrapped inside. They didnât stand a fuckinâ chance. Burned to ash.â He made a harsh sound in the back of his throat, something halfway between a laugh and a growl. âAnd all my stock? Yearsâ worth of work? Gone. Just gone.â
You crossed the room carefully, the floor creaking beneath your steps. âAlfieââ
âDonât,â he barked, his voice breaking. The word was sharp, almost a plea. âDonât you start with that look. You didnât see it. You werenât there pickinâ teeth out of rubble, tryinâ to tell what bit used to be a man, smellinâ a manâs skin burninâ off his back like meat on a spit. Heâs started a fuckinâ war.â
He grabbed a bottle from the sideboard, yanking the cork out with his teeth before downing a mouthful. The burn made him wince, but he didnât stop. You didnât move to stop him either. Not yet. His boots left muddy prints on the rug, soot smudging the floorboards. You didnât care. You only cared about the fire in his chest, threatening to consume him whole.
He paced like a caged animal, one hand dragging through his hair. âIâm going to return the favor.â
âNo,â you said firmly, stepping in front of him. âNo, youâre not.â
He stopped short, his eyes narrowing. âThe fuck Iâm not.â
You reached for him, your fingers brushing his wrist. His pulse was wild beneath your touch, like a drumbeat out of rhythm. âAlfie,â you murmured, softer now. âPlease.â
For a moment, he didnât move. Then, with a shuddering breath, he let you pull the bottle from his hands. You set it down on the sideboard, ignoring the way his shoulders shook beneath your palms.
Then you held him.
And he broke.
Not fully. Not loudly. But enough. His arms came around you, crushing you to him like you were the only thing keeping him upright. His breath was fast and uneven at your neck. You felt the rage, the grief, the vengeful weight of his anger cracking open in his chest. It wasnât weakness; it was survival. A moment to breathe before the storm took him again.
âYou donât walk away from this kind of thing,â he said hoarsely, his voice barely more than a whisper. âNot now. He set fire to my house, love. And I ainât lettinâ that go unanswered.â
âAlfie,â you said, your voice trembling. âI need to tell you something.â
His hand came up to the back of your neck, rough and shaking. He looked down at you, his eyes searching. âWhat is it?â
You swallowed hard, your heart pounding. âIâm pregnant.â
He stilled completely.
For a full five seconds, he didnât blink. His chest rose once, then again, slower this time. You could see itâthe exact moment the words sank in, the rage bleeding out of his eyes and being replaced by something raw and electric.
ââŠCome again, yeah?â he rasped, blinking slow, like he couldnât quite believe heâd heard you right. âSay that again for me, love. Nice and slow.â
You stepped closer, your voice steadier now. âI said Iâm pregnant. You put a baby in me, Alfie.â
It hit him like a punch to the gut, all the anger from moments before completely forgotten. He staggered back a step, his mouth opening and closing as if he were trying to form words but couldnât. Then, finally, a sound burst out of himâa half-growl, half-laugh that was so full of pride it sent a shiver down your spine.
His breath caught, voice going hoarse as the truth hit him like a punch.
âYouâyouâre tellinâ me youâre serious, yeah? That you got my fuckinâ kid in you?â His eyes searched yours, wild and glassy with disbelief. âChrist.â
You nodded, breathless from the force of him. âYeah.â
His face lit up with something wild and primal. His mouth fell openâthen came the laugh. Low and dark and utterly deranged with pride. It rumbled up from his chest like something that didnât belong to the man but to the animal that lived just under his skin. He sank to his knees in front of you like you were royalty and pressed his face against your belly.
He let out a low, reverent groan, mouth dragging down your shirt, brushing skin, lips moving like he was whispering prayers straight into your belly.
âFuck me,â he muttered, rough and raw. âLook at you, yeah? Thatâs mine, innit. My baby, right there. Growinâ in your sweet little belly like it belongs. Fuckinâ Proof, that is. Proof youâre mine.â
You carded your fingers through his wild curls, your breath hitching when he looked up at you with those blazing, filthy eyes.
There was hunger there, yesâbut something else too. Worship. Terror. A kind of mad devotion that made your knees weak.
âAlfieâŠâ
âI fuckinâ knew it,â he growled, voice turning darker, hungrier, as he pushed the shirt off you, kissing up your torso like a starving man. âKnew youâd keep it, love. Knew your little bodyâd take meâtake all of meâlike it was made for it.â
His mouth was everywhere, devouring the shape of you as if he could taste the future through your skin. Every kiss was a promise, every breath a vow.
He stood up and scooped you into his arms before you could argue. Carried you like a ragdoll to the bed, laying you down gently, like you were porcelain.
But there was nothing delicate in the way his eyes drank you inâdark, dilated, searing through layers of flesh and bone straight to your soul.
âYou alright, yeah?â he asked roughly, like he didnât trust his own voice. âNothinâ hurtinâ? âCause I swear on every drop of blood in meâIâll murder every fuckinâ doctor if they so much as look at you wrong. Youâre royalty now, yeah? And they better treat you like it.â
His thumb stroked your cheekbone, trembling faintlyâhe was trying to control himself, to not fall apart entirely. You could see it in the way his jaw clenched, the way his lips parted like he couldnât find enough air.
Your legs wrapped around his hips without thinking, dragging him in, anchoring him there like gravity had shifted just for you. You felt his cock already straining in his trousers, thick, hot, twitching with need, pressed right up against your soaked core like it knew exactly where it belonged.
The heat between you flared like a match to gasolineâraw, immediate, inevitable, a spark turned inferno as your soaked cunt clenched around nothing, already aching for him.
âAlfieââ
His tone shifted fast, low and guttural now, thick with want. âNah. Nah, donât stop me now, darlinâ. Canât. Not after what you just said. Canât walk away from that. You donât say shit like that to a man like me unless you want him inside you again immediately.â
He lowered his body onto yours, forehead against yours, his hips grinding slow, deliberate, right against your throbbing clit through the fabric.
The friction was maddening, even through the layersâlike fire dragging against silk. You felt every ridge, every pulse of himâthick and leaking, trapped behind his clothesâyour body already weeping, pussy so slick you could feel the mess soaking through your knickers and into his trousers.
âFuckinâ bred you,â he whispered, voice ragged. âPut my seed so deep youâre still carryinâ it. Jesus Christ. Do you have any idea what that does to me? What that fuckinâ means to me?â
Your hips bucked up. âTell me.â
His grin was pure sin. âMakes me wanna do it again. Right fuckinâ now. Deeper. Slower. Meaner. Make you drip for a week.â
He undid his trousers, the sound of his belt unbuckling sharp in the haze, shoved your knickers aside, and dragged the head of his cock through your wet foldsâslow, reverent, almost shaking.
Your slick coated him instantly, strings of it clinging to his cock as he slid it through your folds, nudging your swollen clit with every pass.
His breath hitched like it hurt to touch you this wayâlike the sweetness of it was too much for his rough, bloodied world.
âGonna fuck you,â he growled, âsoft and deep, the way you like it, so it settles in even more. Gonna make sure you never forget who did this to you. Who got you like this.â
He slid inside you slow, with a deep, guttural groanâlike it physically hurt him to go at anything less than brutal. But he did it. Because your body was different now. Precious now. His now.
And his rough hands moved with almost reverence over your hips, gripping you like you were a sacred thing as he pushed all the way in.
The stretch made your breath leave in a rush, your hands clutching at his back like lifelines. You could feel the thickness of himâevery vein, every inchâ the deliberate press of him splitting you open all over again, dragging against the swollen walls of your cunt like he wanted to leave a mark on your insides.
âThere she is,â he breathed. âSweet little thing all full of meâfuckinâ hell. You feel different, dâyou know that? Already. Swear I can fuckinâ feel the change⊠can feel my baby inside you.â
You gasped as he bottomed out, thick and pulsing, so deep you swore you could feel him in your belly.
His slow rolls of his hips ground perfectly against the spot that made your spine light up, made your thighs tremble, your belly tighten.
Pleasure sparked up your spine like electricity. Your belly tightened, nerves blazing, the whole world narrowed down to the rhythm of his body inside yours.
The drag of his cock was sweet torment, every inch leaving you raw and wanting.
âYou like that, yeah?â he murmured, watching your face. âStill takinâ me so sweet after Iâve already knocked you up. Jesus Christ, love⊠look at you. Look how you grip meâlike your cunt knows I belong here. Like itâs never lettinâ me out.â
The words alone made your walls flutter around him, tight and wet and greedy.
Shame and heat flooded your chest, your whole body reacting to him like it was built for this. He did belong there. You didnât want to imagine what it felt like not to have him inside you.
âItâs too much, fuck, but I donât wanna stopââ you sobbed, overwhelmed by the pleasure. âYour cock feels so fucking good. So right.â
He dipped down, kissed your neck, your cheek, your mouthâthen nuzzled your jaw as he thrust again, slow and deep. His cock dragged along every trembling inch inside you, painfully slow, like he was carving the shape of himself into your memory. Like he wanted to live there.
He grunted against your neck, hips rocking forward again, thick length pushing deeper than you thought possible. Every thrust was like a heartbeatâanchoring you, binding you, melting you into the sheets beneath.
âIâm gonna keep you like this,â he muttered, voice shaking with how fucking gone he was. âGonna keep you barefoot and full of my fuckinâ baby, over and over. Yeah? Oneâs not enough. Wanna see you waddling, belly round as a moon, tits full of milk, so every bastard in Camden knows who ruined you.â
Your breath caughtâbecause the heat in your belly said yes. Fuck yes. His filthy obsession was infectious, and it made your thighs tremble.
You could see it nowâfeel it: his hand on your belly, his cock buried deep, grinding slow and heavy into your overstretched cunt while his teeth dragged over your throat, his beard scraping your skin.
âAlfie⊠Donât stop. Donât ever stop. Just keep fucking me like this.â You breathed, voice thick with lust and something deeper.
âIâll fuck you in the bakery,â he growled, voice going deeper. âOn the rum barrels. On the fuckinâ counter. Iâll bend you over with flour still on your tits and cum inside you âtil youâre drippinâ in front of everyone. Iâll take you everywhere, till the whole fuckinâ city smells of your cunt and my cum. Iâll be feedinâ you pastries while you ride my cockâbig belly in my faceâfuckinâ dream come true, that is.â
You clenched around him, moaning shamelessly. Your body sang for him, thrummed with need, already teetering on the edge. Your pussy pulsed around him like it was trying to milk him already.
âOh, you like that, donât you?â he grinned against your throat. âYeah, you do. âCourse you fuckinâ do. Youâre mine. Mine to fill, mine to breed, mine to ruin.â
He braced one hand under your thigh, dragged it up high around his waist, angling his hips just rightâand that was it.
Your nails raked down his back, dragging angry red lines as you came, gasping, your whole body locking up around his cock.
âYes, yes, fuckâright there, Alfie, thatâs it, gonna cumââ you cried, hips chasing every deep grind of his.
The orgasm tore through you like a storm, blinding and wet and violent. Your back bowed off the bed, mouth open in a silent cry, slick pouring down your thighs as your cunt spasmed around him, milking every inch.
Alfieâs face twisted like he was in pain. âFfffuckâJesus, darlinââgonna make me do it againâgonnaâshitââ
He pulled out just enough to watch himself disappear again into your slick, fluttering cuntâthen slammed forward, one last thrust, and came with a hoarse groan that sounded half like a prayer and half like an exorcism.
His whole body shuddered, muscles locking, cock pulsing deep as he emptied himself inside you. Thick, hot ropes spilling into your cunt, so much you felt it dripping already, leaking from where you were stretched open around him.
He spilled deep inside you, trembling from head to toe, collapsing half on top of you as he breathed against your neck.
His heart pounded hard enough to rattle your ribs.
He pressed his forehead against your shoulder, lips moving in reverent, broken murmurs you could barely catch.
And even while still inside you, cock softening, he murmured:
âIâm not stoppinâ, you know.â
You laughed weakly against his chest. âStopping what?â
He raised his head, eyes wild, grin crooked. âFillinâ you. Every fuckinâ week, I swear it. Iâm givinâ it siblings. Six, maybe seven. Peaky fuckinâ brood, yeah? Little gang of curly-haired monsters.â
âAlfieââ
âShut up, Iâm talkinâ. Weâll name the first one after me. Or maybe after you, if itâs a girl. Sheâll be beautiful. Mean as fuck. God help us.â
You giggled, and Alfie leaned in to kiss you again, slow and filthy, his thumb sliding over your still-trembling cunt as if he couldnât stop touching you.
The kiss was messy, desperateâfull of tongue and need and too much love to fit between teeth. You whimpered into it, drunk on him, on the future heâd already built in his head.
âYou,â he whispered, âare the best fuckinâ thing thatâs ever happened to me. And now youâre makinâ more of you.â
His voice turned reverent again, a little cracked.
âThank fuckinâ God for this miracle.â
The late afternoon was cloaked in a thick, gray sky that seemed to press down on the city like a weight. The streets of Birmingham smelled of rain and smoke, a constant reminder of what had been lostâand what might be lost still. The thick clouds seemed to echo the tension in your chest, heavy and unyielding, as though the city itself braced for what was to come.
You and Polly sat in the back room of the Garrison, the air thick with cigarette smoke and whispered tension. The wood paneling felt colder than usual, and every tick of the clock seemed amplified in the silence. The room, dimly lit by a single flickering gas lamp, felt suffocating. You ran your hand along the edge of the table, trying to ground yourself in something tangible, but even the rough wood felt distant.
âWe need this to work,â Polly said quietly, her voice steady but serious. âThis war⊠itâll kill us all if itâs not stopped. And now that youâre carrying Alfieâs childâTommy needs to know. Needs to understand thereâs more at stake than just revenge.â Her voice softened slightly, the steel giving way to something more vulnerable. âWeâve lost too much already, love. This canât go on.â
You swallowed hard. The truth felt like a weight in your chest, heavy and fragile all at once. You thought of the life growing inside you, a tiny spark of hope in the midst of all this chaos. It was too soon for you to feel it move, but sometimes, when you were alone, you placed your hand on your belly and whispered prayers for its safety.
âHe wonât like it,â you said quietly.
âNo, he wonât,â Polly replied, her tone clipped. âBut heâll listen. Heâs still my nephew, and deep down, even Tommy Shelby knows when to shut up and take advice.â Her words were confident, but there was a flicker of doubt in her eyes that she couldnât quite hide.
You werenât sure if that was true. Tommyâs temper had only grown worse since he declared war on Alfie, and every action he took seemed more reckless than the last. The destruction left in his wake was a constant reminder that the brother you once knew was slipping further away, consumed by vengeance and pride.
âHeâs a stubborn son of a bitch,â Polly added with a bitter smile. âBut heâs not a monster. Not completely. Weâll see if he can still be reasoned with.â
You nodded, swallowing hard. âWhen are we doing this?â
âTomorrow night,â Polly said. âNeutral ground. Somewhere they canât pull their guns without the whole city knowing.â Her lips pressed into a thin line as she exhaled sharply, flicking ash from her cigarette into the tray. âBut donât expect miracles. These are men weâre dealing with, not saints.â
âŠ
Later that evening, you found Alfie in his study. He was leaning back in his chair, reading over some papers by candlelight. The room smelled of leather and smoke, the warmth of the hearth casting flickering shadows across his face. The glow softened the usual harshness in his features, though his furrowed brow made it clear his mind was far from restful.
âAlfie,â you said softly, stepping into the room.
He looked up, his eyes instantly softening when they landed on you. âAh, look who it isâmy little treacle and my tiny tot,â His voice, usually gruff and sharp, had an uncharacteristic warmth to it when he spoke to you. âWhatâs this then, eh? Whatâs got that pretty face lookinâ all troubled?â
You moved closer, sitting on the edge of his desk. He reached for you instinctively, his large hand covering yours. The callouses on his palm were rough against your skin, a stark contrast to the gentleness of his touch.
âI spoke to Polly today,â you began.
His brow furrowed. âYeah, well, that donât sound promisinâ, now does it?â
âShe wants to arrange a meeting. Between you and Tommy.â
The tension in his jaw was immediate. âNo.â The single word hung in the air like a thunderclap, final and immovable.
âAlfieââ
âNo, no, darlinâ. No fuckinâ way am I sittinâ in a room with that fuckinâ cunt. Just so he can flap his gums and call it ânegotiation,â yeah?â He leaned back in his chair with a groan, crossing his arms like the decision was already carved in stone.
You leaned forward, gripping his hand tighter. âThis war is going to destroy everything, Alfie. And not just for you or Tommyâfor me, for our baby.â
âDonât you bloody start bringinâ the baby into this,â he grumbled, his tone sharp, though his gaze briefly flicked to your stomach with a softness that belied his words.
âThe baby has everything to do with this. Itâs the reason this fucking war between you two has to stop!â Your voice cracked, but you didnât care. If there was ever a time to fight for something, it was now.
His gaze dropped to your belly, and for a moment, the anger in his eyes dimmed. âAnd you think heâll listen to reason, do you?â
âHeâll listen to Polly,â you said. âAnd youâll listen to me.â Your hand rested protectively over your stomach, a silent reminder of what was at stake.
Alfie smirked, but there was no humor in it. âOh, I always listen to you, donât I, treacle? âSpecially when youâre screaminâ my name and begginâ me not to stopââ
âAlfie.â You cut him off with a glare, though your cheeks flushed.
âWhat?â He feigned innocence, his grin widening at your reaction. âSâtrue, innit? Maybe I should jog your memory later, yeah? Just so you donât forget whoâs runninâ things âround here.â
You sighed, fighting a smile. âIâm serious, Alfie.â
âSo am I,â he murmured, leaning forward until the rough tip of his nose brushed yours, his voice dropping to a gravelly whisper. âBut alright then. Iâll go. For you, right? And for this little one.â His hand rested gently over your stomach, his calloused fingers strangely tender. âBut Iâm tellinâ you now, treacle, if your brother so much as breathes wrong, I wonât be held responsible for what happens next, yeah?â
âŠ
Alfie even promised heâd go unarmed. That, of course, had been a lie. You saw the glint of steel as he tucked his revolver into his coat before leaving the house. You begged silently that he wouldnât have to use it, clutching your belly as if to shield the baby from the chaos brewing.
The warehouse Polly chose was abandoned and quiet, sitting on the outskirts of Birmingham. The air was cold and damp, carrying the faint metallic scent of rust and decay. The only sounds were the distant hum of the city and the occasional creak of the old buildingâs walls, like a living thing groaning beneath the weight of its history. It was an eerie kind of peace, the kind that pressed against your ears and made every breath feel too loud.
You arrived first with Alfie, his hand gripping yours as he surveyed the space with narrowed eyes. The weight of his presence was grounding, even as his tension radiated like heat. You could feel the restrained energy in him, the readiness to pounce, like a predator pacing the edge of its territory.
He glanced around the space, his nose wrinkling in disdain as the faint echo of his cane tapping against the floor punctuated the silence. âThis?â he muttered, waving his free hand dismissively at the building. âThis is what you lot are callinâ neutral ground, is it? Fuckinâ âell. Itâs a shithole, love. Thought the Shelby name carried more weight than this.â
âBehave,â you murmured, squeezing his hand. Your tone was soft, but there was a firmness beneath it that only he could draw out of you.
Before he could respond, the creak of the warehouse door interrupted. Tommy entered with Polly at his side. His sharp blue eyes locked onto Alfie immediately, his posture tense and coiled like a spring. It was the look of a man walking into a trap heâd already planned ten ways to escape. Polly walked slightly ahead, her heels clicking against the concrete with a deliberate rhythm, her presence commanding enough to keep the room from eruptingâat least for now.
âTommy,â you greeted softly, stepping forward.
Alfie straightened beside you, his posture loose but his presence commanding. The smirk tugging at his lips was deliberate, sharp, and as much a weapon as the revolver tucked into his coat. âAh, Tommy-boy,â he drawled, the nickname stretched out with a mocking lilt. âCome to kiss and make up, have we? Thought youâd at least bring flowers.â
Tommyâs gaze flickered between you and Alfie, his jaw tightening. His hand moved like lightning, drawing his gun and pointing it straight at Alfieâs head. The air crackled with sudden, electric tension, every breath frozen in anticipation.
âTommy!â you gasped, stepping between them. âPut that down right now.â
âYeah, mate, go on thenâput it down,â Alfie said, chuckling in that maddening, gravelly way of his, like he already had the upper hand. âDonât wanna leave your niece or nephew without a dad now, do ya? Thatâd be a bit cold, even for you, eh?â
Tommyâs brow furrowed, his aim steady as a rock. His voice cut through the air like a blade. âWhatâs he talkinâ about?â
The question hung heavy in the air, the room shrinking around you as all eyes turned to you. Your heart raced, each beat reverberating in your ears as you swallowed the lump in your throat.
âThereâs something you need to know,â you said, your voice trembling but determined. You took a steadying breath and said the words that could change everything. âIâm⊠pregnant.â
For a moment, time stood still. Tommyâs eyes narrowed, disbelief hardening into something colder. It wasnât angerâit was worse. It was calculation, the quiet devastation of a man piecing together a puzzle he wished he hadnât started.
âThatâs right,â Alfie said, his grin growing wider, more brazen, as he pulled you closer with a casual arm around your shoulders. âWent and put a bloody baby in this one, didnât I? Bound to happen sooner or later. Every time I tried to pull out, she dragged me right back in.â
He winked, eyes glinting with wicked delight, utterly shameless, enjoying the effect his words had on the room. âCanât blame her though, right? Warm little thing like that? She was like âPlease, Alfie, I want it insiâââ
Tommyâs jaw tightened, the muscles in his face ticking with barely suppressed fury. His tone was flat but dangerous. âI didnât come here to listen to your bullshit, Solomons.â
âWell, thatâs unfortunate, innit?â Alfie shot back when Tommy snapped, his tone a mockery of sympathy. âReal shame, âcause my mouthâs got plenty more to say. Like how while youâve been busy throwinâ your little war games, Iâve been takinâ real good care of your sister. Knocking her up and allâseems Iâve been a bit more productive, eh?â
Tommy lunged, his gun lowering slightly, but Polly stepped between them, her voice cutting through the tension like a whip. âEnough!â
The room fell silent, the weight of Pollyâs command pulling everyone to a standstill. Her eyes blazed as she turned to each man in turn, her sheer presence silencing even Alfieâs retort.
âWeâre here to end this,â Polly said, her voice steel. âNot to throw punches like bloody children.â
Tommyâs gaze shifted to you, cold and hard, his disappointment barely hidden. âYou had to get yourself pregnant, didnât you?â The words were spat like venom, deliberate and sharp.
âYou donât know the half of it, mate,â Alfie cut in, grinning like the devil himself. âBegginâ for it, she was. Practically pullinâ me into bed every night. What can I say? She knows what she wants. But I bet you remember my little letter too well.
âAlfie,â you hissed, your cheeks burning with mortification.
âWhat?â he said when your mortification bubbled over, his grin refusing to waver. âIâm just beinâ honest. Tommy oughta be thankinâ me, truth be told. His sisterâs looked after. Gonna make her a mother, give her a family. Done him a favor, really.â
Tommyâs hand twitched, finger toying with the trigger, his fury threatening to boil over. You stepped forward, your voice breaking through the chaos. âEnough! Both of you!â
Tommy sneered. âYou shut up. This is between me and him.â
âOi, you watch your fuckinâ mouth when you talk to her,â Alfie growled, his voice low and razor-edged when Tommy barked at you. The shift in tone was immediate, dangerous, and unmistakably protective.
His head turned slightly, his icy stare fixed on you. âIâll speak to my sister however I damn well please.â
Alfie took a step closer, his body taut with barely restrained violence. âListen to me, you fuckinâ cuntââ
Screams, reproaches, and obscenities flew from one side of the room to the other like cannon fire, the echo of their voices bouncing off the walls, leaving no corner untouched. Alfieâs booming laughter and sharp retorts clashed with Tommyâs seething growls, creating a cacophony that rattled your bones. Polly stood to the side, her arms crossed and her face taut with frustration, her sharp eyes darting between the two men like a general assessing the battlefield.
It felt endlessâa storm without a lull, a fight that would never find resolution.
âFucking stop with this nonsense!â you yelled, your voice slicing through the chaos like a lightning strike. The force of your words silenced them, leaving an aching quiet in their wake. Even Polly turned to look at you, her expression unreadable.
You took a shaky breath, your hands trembling as you stepped forward. âIâm not asking for you two to be friends,â you continued, your voice cracking with emotion. âNot asking for family dinners, or for you to act like you donât hate each otherâs guts. Iâm just asking for the man I love and my brother not to kill each other in front of me.â The words came out in a rush, a desperate plea that left your chest heaving.
Tommyâs cold eyes fixed on you, but the hardness in his gaze faltered for a brief moment. You pressed on, the weight of your desperation driving you forward.
âPlease, Tommy,â you begged, your voice softening. âIf you love me, if even a shred of that love still exists, and if you want to see me happy, youâll put an end to this. Before itâs too late. Before I lose my brother and the father of my child at the same time.â
Your voice cracked on the last words, tears welling in your eyes as the raw emotion spilled out of you. The sight of your pain seemed to pierce through Tommyâs defenses. His jaw tightened, and his shoulders slumped slightly as if the weight of your words had landed squarely on his chest. He looked away, his mouth opening and closing like he wanted to say something but couldnât find the words.
After a long, tense silence, he spoke. His voice was low, rough, but there was a heaviness to it that you hadnât heard before. âYou know Iâll never accept this decision youâve made,â he said, each word deliberate and firm. âAnd donât think for a second Iâll ever call this⊠dog family.â
âDonât worry, mate,â Alfie interjected, his voice breaking through the solemnity like a crack of thunder. âThe feelinâs mutual.â
Tommyâs head snapped toward Alfie, his glare sharp enough to cut, but he said nothing. Instead, he turned back to you. âBut at the end of the day itâs your choice,â he continued, his tone softening ever so slightly. âAnd Iâll respect it.â
Your breath hitched, relief mingling with the ache in your chest. âYouâll stop with all this war nonsense?â you asked cautiously, your voice barely above a whisper.
Tommy nodded, the motion slow and deliberate. But his eyes shifted to Alfie, the tension between them still tangible. âYouâre gonna marry her?â he asked, his voice low and controlled, though the simmering anger beneath was unmistakable.
You froze, the question hanging in the air like a challenge. Your heart pounded in your chest as you turned to Alfie, whose ever-present smirk softened into something more serious. He leaned slightly on his cane, his posture as steady as his voice when he spoke.
âCourse Iâm marryinâ her,â Alfie said plainly, as if the answer was obvious to anyone with a brain. âAinât that right, love?â His eyes softened just a fraction when they landed on you, but the intensity was still there, as unrelenting as ever.
âAinât about to let my kid be a bastard,â he added, his grin widening into a cocky laugh. âJust waitinâ to find the right bloody rock, yeah? Canât propose to a woman like her with some cheap little trinket. Sheâs worth more than that.â
Tommyâs fists clenched, his knuckles whitening. âGood,â he said, his voice dropping to a near growl. âBecause if you donâtâor if you hurt herâI will make you suffer in ways you canât imagine. Doesnât matter where you go or how many men you hide behind. Iâll find you. And when I do, youâll wish for death long before it comes.â
Alfieâs chuckle then wasnât warmâit was the sound of a man issuing a challenge, his words a provocation. âOh, youâll kill me, will you? Thatâs cute, mate. Real cute. But let me tell you somethinâ, yeah?â He stepped forward, his grin turning razor-sharp, his voice dipping into that deep, rumbling mockery that made men uneasy. âIâm not the type to hurt her. Unless, of course, youâre countinâ all the times Iâve made her scream my name loud enough to wake the bloody dead.â
âAlfie!â you hissed, mortified, but he didnât stop.
âSee, Tommy,â Alfie continued, gesturing lazily with his cane. âYour sisterâsheâs happy with me. Proper happy. And if youâd just pull that stick outta your arse, you might just see it for yourself.â
Tommyâs hand twitched at his side, his restraint hanging by a thread. For a moment, you thought he might actually hit Alfie. But instead, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath, forcing himself to step back.
âI donât like you, Alfie,â Tommy said plainly, his voice cold. âAnd I never will. But for herâŠIâll give you one chance. Just one.â
Alfie raised an eyebrow, clearly unimpressed. âHow generous of you, mate.â
Polly, who had been silently fuming, finally stepped forward, her voice cutting through the tension like a blade. âEnough of this back and forth,â she snapped. âYou two are going to spit and shake on it like men, or not? Agree to keep out of each otherâs business and leave it at that.â
The two men exchanged a long, loaded look. Then, with a reluctant grimace, Tommy spit into his palm and extended his hand.
âFine,â he said curtly.
Alfie mirrored the gesture, his grip firm as he shook Tommyâs hand. âFine,â he echoed, his tone laced with irony.
The handshake was brief, a brittle truce that felt more like a fuse waiting to be lit. But it was enough.
Polly let out a sharp exhale, muttering under her breath, âMen and their bloody pride.â
Two months laterâŠ
The sound of laughter and clinking glasses spilled out of the Shelby dining room before you and Alfie even made it through the front door.
The muffled din pulsed against the cold air outside, a boisterous warmth pressing against the quiet tension coiling in your growing stomach. Alfieâs large hand hovered protectively at the small of your back, radiating heat even through the fabric of your dress.
âRight, then,â Alfie muttered, glancing sideways at you, brows lifting. âWhat we reckon, eh? Whoâs first to sling a bloody insult across the table? My moneyâs on Arthurâblokeâs wound tighter than a knackered watch.â
You sighed, already regretting this. âPlease, Alfie, for once in your life, just try to behave.â
Your fingers twisted together at your side, the air sharp with the scent of roast meat and tobacco seeping from under the door.
âBehave?â He scoffed, tilting his head with that crooked grin, hand brushing gently over the small swell of your stomach. âRight, listen, yeahâif itâs quiet you lot wanted, then they shouldnâtâve invited me, right? Iâm not a fuckinâ church mouse, love, Iâm Alfie fuckinâ Solomons.â
âI invited you.â
âExactly.â He grinned. âYou knew what you were gettinâ.â His smile was crooked, dangerous, but softened when he glanced at the curve of your belly again, his thumb brushing there just long enough to make your breath catch.
Before you could respond, Pollyâs voice rang out from the other side of the room. âIf youâre going to stand in the doorway all night, Solomons, you might as well piss off now.â
With a low chuckle, Alfie strode into the dining room, his heavy boots thudding against the floorboards.
He walked like he owned the house, his coat brushing the backs of chairs, his presence sucking the air from the room like a shifting tide.
âLovely to see you too, Pol,â Alfie said, voice dipped in sarcasm and the ghost of affection.
The room went momentarily quiet as you stepped in, Alfie at your side.
The Shelby clan turned their heads in unisonâlike wolves scenting an intruder. A dozen eyes settled on you, cold, curious, calculating. Your spine stiffened.
Arthur pointed his fork at Alfie, eyes blazing. âWho invited thisââ
âArthur!â Pollyâs voice cracked like a whip, silencing him before he could finish.
Your pulse thudded behind your eyes, the thick scent of whiskey and roasted meat suddenly cloying.
âPlease sit down,â Polly asked you.
You joined the table with the rest of your family. Alfie beside you, his thigh pressing against yours beneath the table like a quiet promise of chaos.
Tommyâs eyes hadnât left Alfie once. Ice blue, unblinking. Sizing him up like a gun with one bullet left. The air between them was electric, coiled like wire, and you could feel it crackle along your skin.
Ada broke the silence first. âSo, Alfie. Howâs the bakery?â
He took a sip. âStill full of flour and Jews, thanks. No shortage of either.â
Ada choked on her wine.
Arthur laughed, even if he tried not to. âHeâs fuckinâ mental, innit.â
âOi!â Alfie said brightly, gesturing with his glass. âDonât talk about me like Iâm not sittinâ right fuckinâ âere, yeah? Itâs rude. Iâm sensitive, me.â
âItâs been a month since the wedding,â Ada said. âHowâs marriage life going?â
âItâs goinâ very well, thank you kindly,â he said, eyes glittering. âPlan is Iâll keep shagginâ her âtil me legs give out, and if she still fancies me after Iâm knackered and half-dead, Iâll let her chain me to a bloody chair and spoon-feed me soup âtil I croak.â
Silence.
Tommy blinked.
Arthur spit his drink.
Ada was howling.
âJesus Christ,â Polly muttered.
You just sighed, resting a hand on your forehead. Your cheeks were hot with equal parts exasperation and reluctant amusement. A flicker of warmth curled in your chest despite everything.
âThatâs romantic for him,â you said.
Alfie turned to you, grinning like a man in love. âAinât no higher praise, is there, darlinâ? You shagged the knees right off me.â His voice was rough velvet, eyes glittering with mischief and adoration that sent a flutter through your ribs.
Tommyâs voice cut through the laughter. âDonât talk about her like that.â
Alfie didnât even glance at Tommy. âI talk about my missus like I want every bastard in this room to know sheâs mine. Because she fuckinâ is.â
âYouâve got a fuckinâ death wish,â Tommy said.
âItâs a family dinner,â you reminded everyone, though your voice was lost in the chaos. âCan we justïżœïżœ eat and have a good time?â
âNo,â Tommy said, exhaling smoke in Alfieâs direction, âbecause your man here invites himself and thinks he can sit at this table, in my house, and pretend heâs anything more than a cocky little bastard with delusions of grandeur.â
Alfie smirked, leaning back in his chair now, his broad shoulders filling the space like he was born to it, chest broad, posture loud as a shout. âShe invited me, didnât she? And you, Thomas⊠youâre just a boy in a big bloody coat, marchinâ around like youâre Moses with a gin problem. Youâve got the charm of a wet sock and the temperament of a rabid dog.â
You groaned. âAlfie.â
âWhat?!â Alfie barked, gesturing toward Tommy like he was on trial. âIâm defendinâ meself, love! Manâs been givinâ me the stink eye since I walked inâlike I pissed on his horse or somethinâ.â
âThatâs because you donât belong here.â Tommy snapped.
âDonât belong?â Alfieâs voice shot up, tone biting now as he gestured to you, eyes blazing. âIâve got a baby on the way with your sister, mate. Your sister, yeah? The one I married. So if weâre talkinâ about who belongs, maybe it ainât the geezer who tried to burn me out of business three months ago, eh?â
Tommy stood abruptly, his chair scraping against the floor. âAnd Iâd do it again if it meant keepinâ you out of my family!â
He stood now too, chest puffed, voice booming. âYour family?â he sneered. âHate to break it to ya, mate, but sheâs mine now, right? That little one in her bellyâalso mine. So how about you sit the fuck down and stop actinâ like youâve got exclusive rights to whatâs best for her.â
Polly stood then, slamming her palm on the table so hard it silenced everyone. âEnough!â she roared, her eyes sharp and unforgiving. âBoth of you, sit down and shut up before I knock your heads together!â
Alfie turned to you, his expression softening just slightly. âLove, I was justââ
âI donât care what you were just,â you snapped, glaring at him. âI brought you here because I thoughtâGod knows whyâthat we could try to be a family.â
âFamily?â Tommy scoffed. âHeâs not family.â
âNeither are you,â Alfie said coolly. âNot when you torched my fuckinâ warehouse.â
âOh, for fuckâs sake!â you yelled, throwing your napkin onto the table. âCan we get through one bloody night without bringing that up?â Your voice cracked with exhaustion, the words punching through clenched teeth.
Polly raised her glass, her voice cutting through the tension. âHereâs to family. Dysfunctional as it may be.â
Tommy and Alfie exchanged one last glare before reluctantly raising their glasses.
âTo family,â Alfie muttered, though his eyes never left Tommy.
âTo family,â Tommy echoed, his voice dry as ash.
The toast landed like a lead weight, the clinking of glasses little more than the sound of temporary truces. And yet you felt a flicker of triumph low in your belly. After everything that went down, after threats and near bloodshed, you had them both seated at the same fucking table without pulling their guns at the other. You knew the insults would always be there, but still⊠this was the closest you could be to a family.
The dinner began awkwardly, but as the whiskey began to flow freely, so did the shoulders loosen.
âWell, Alfie,â John drawled, his grin wide and mischievous as he leaned back in his chair. âThe man, the myth, the legend. Didnât think youâd have the bollocks to show up at a Shelby dinner.â
âThis oneâŠâ He jerked his chin toward you, eyes gleaming with both admiration and amusement. âSheâs got a knack, right? Twists a manâs arm without ever liftinâ a finger. Fuckinâ lethal, she is.â
âTwists a manâs arm or breaks his back,â John quipped, his grin wide. âWhich, by the way, mate, Iâm still strugglinâ to figure out how someone your age managed to, yâknow, put a little one in her. Mustâve been a fluke.â
The table erupted into laughter, and you felt your cheeks burn as Alfie barked a laugh of his own.
âOhhh, Johnny boy,â Alfie drawled, leaning forward, voice oily and smug. âYou ever seen a bull past his prime, mate? Still fucks like thunder, doesnât he? You think itâs a fluke, do ya? Nah, mate. Thatâs heritage, yeah? Thatâs lineage. Generations of Solomons. You wonât find stronger swimmers unless you dip your bollocks in the Thames and pray for divine intervention.â
You kicked him under the table, mortified, but Alfie only smirked, popping a piece of bread into his mouth as the entire table roared. He was impossible. Completely, delightfully impossible.
John snorted, lifting his glass with a grin that bordered on scandalous. âWell fuck me, old manâs got some kick left in him.â
As the night wore on, the barbs and jokes gave way to something softer. Alfie was still loud and impossible, but he made Arthur laugh so hard he choked on his drink, traded insults with Polly that left even her smiling, and somehow managed to charm Ada.
You watched him with something between awe and disbelief, the way he fit himself into this jagged puzzle of a family like he was always meant to be there.
Alfie behavedâfor a bit. Ate with a knife and fork. Mostly. Chewed like a man forcing civility down with each bite. But beneath the table, his hand had other plans.
You felt it creep to your thigh, fingers rough and warm, dragging up the side of your leg with infuriating slowness. A warning. A promise. A test. You cleared your throat, shifting your legs, but his grip only tightened, thumb brushing maddeningly close to the seam of your underwear.
âYou sittinâ there all proper, yeah? All neat and nice in that fuckinâ dress like you donât know itâs killing me? Thatâs cruel, darlinâ. Thatâs fuckinâ warfare, that is.â
âYouâre at my brotherâs table, Alfie.â
âI know exactly where the fuck I am,â he muttered, eyes fixed on you like a man possessed. âRight here, under your brotherâs nose, with my hand halfway to heaven and my cock begginâ for mercy.â His hand crept higher, fingertips brushing dangerously close to where you were now clenching around nothing.
âThen behave.â
âThat dress, yeah?â His voice dropped even lower, âItâs murderinâ me. Gonna be the death of me. Hope youâve got a fuckinâ black veil ready.â
You didnât dare look at him. âEat your roast, Alfie.â
âCanât eat,â he said matter-of-factly. âGot a hard-on so big, Iâm surprised the fuckinâ tablecloth ainât risinâ.â
Yo nearly dropped your fork.
He leaned in closeâcloser than necessaryâhis breath hot at your ear, his beard tickling your neck.
âIâll behave,â he promised, low and wicked. âBut after this, yeah? Youâre sittinâ on my cock in the car. Legs wide, skirt up, not a single scrap between us but the sound of you moaninâ like a bloody hymn. My hands on your titsâbig fuckinâ tits, yeah?âand youâre gonna take it like you owe me somethinâ.â
Your face burned so hot you thought it might peel the paint off the walls.
Alfie, the bastard, was delighted.
Tommyâs voice sliced through your haze. âYou alright?â
You cleared your throat, nodding too quickly. âFine.â
Alfie popped a bite of roast into his mouth, chewing slow and smug. âSheâs just eager to leave, ainât she?â he said, voice syrupy with fake innocence. âKnows whatâs waitinâ in the backseat, donât she?â
âAlfie,â you hissed under your breath.
âWhat?!â Alfie barked, throwing his hands up in full theatrical disbelief. âWeâre all bloody adults here, ainât we? Iâm givinâ her a compliment, right? Thatâs all. Sheâs divine, this one. Fuckinâ divine. Walks into a room and the walls start sweatinâ. Canât blame me for sufferinâ a bit.â
Tommyâs jaw locked, the muscle ticking in his cheek. âKeep your compliments off my fuckinâ dinner table.â
âYeah, well thatâll be difficult now, wonât it, mate?â Alfie said, voice bright and bold. âSheâs sittinâ right fuckinâ next to me. And I happen to like where she is.â
Tommy stared him down. âNot excited to hear the details about you sleepinâ with my sister.â
Alfie snorted. âMate, Iâm not sleepinâ,â he said, casually reaching for another piece of bread. âYou seen her? Ainât no fuckinâ sleep happeninâ. Sheâs like a fever dream with legs. Keeps a man up all night begginâ for salvation.â
You kicked him under the tableâhard.
Alfie didnât even flinch. His smirk grew into something feral, victorious. Like he knew exactly what he was doing to you, and heâd double it just for the thrill.
The table buzzed with tension, amusement, and the kind of dangerous energy that came right before someone either kissed or threw a punch.
And Alfie? He just chewed his bread like a king at a feast, hand still claiming your thigh like territory heâd conquered.
The front door barely shut behind you before Alfie had you pinned against it.
The slam echoed like punctuation to the hunger in his eyesâhis body caging yours, heat rolling off him in waves. His chest heaved, breath ragged as his hands slammed flat against the wood on either side of your head, trapping you.
âUpstairs. Now.â His voice was a low growl, thick with something primal. He didnât wait. Just grabbed your handâhot, rough, shaking with restraintâand hauled you through the hallway like a man possessed.
The moment you reached the bedroom, he turned on you.
âGet on the bed,â he rasped, already tugging his shirt over his head. âLet me see you.â
You backed toward the edge of the mattress, breath short, heart hammering, the look in his eyes making your knees weak.
You sat, slowly, spreading your knees apart just enough to tease, your dress riding up over your thighs. Alfie stood at the foot of the bed, his chest rising and falling like heâd run miles, one hand working at his belt, the other dragging through his beard.
âFuckinâ hell,â he muttered when he looked at youâreally looked. âYou know what you do to me lookinâ like that? Open for me with my fuckinâ baby in you?â
He tore the belt open, the buckle clattering to the floor. âAll glowy anâ soft and full. Sâdrivinâ me outta my fuckinâ mind.â His voice cracked, throat thick with reverence and lust, eyes wide with something close to awe.
You didnât have time to answer. He was on you. Lips crashing into yours like a man drowning, drinking you in with starved desperation.
âAll night Iâm sittinâ there watchinâ youâdress clinginâ to your belly, tits heavy, eyes on me like you knew exactly what you were doinâ. You tryinâ to fuckinâ kill me?â
His mouth was on yours, kissing you like he needed you to breathe, hands everywhere. One gripped the back of your neck, the other palmed your belly with such aching reverence it made your throat tighten, like he couldnât quite believe you were realâlike worshiping something divine.
âLook at you,â he murmured, pulling back just enough to pant against your mouth. âSo fuckinâ perfect. So round. Every part of you just begginâ to be touched.â
He pushed you down onto your back, and hauled over you like a man possessed, settling between your legs, his mouth already working at your breast the second your bra was off.
His eyes drinking in every inch of you like you were the altar and he the worst kind of worshipper.
âThese fuckinâ tits, swollen with milk alreadyâChrist.â He cupped them, heavy and tender in his hands, thumbing your nipples until you whimpered. âSo heavy for me now, yeah? Full and achinâ. Like they know Iâm gonna be suckinâ from âem every night.â
His thumbs rolled over your nipples with maddening slowness, watching your body shudder beneath him with unspoken satisfaction.
âLook at how they bounce when you breathe,â he muttered, voice thick with hunger. âBegginâ for my mouth. My tongue.â
You moaned, arching into him, back bowing as he suckled at your breast like a man starved. His lips sealed around you with heat and pressure, drawing moans from deep in your chest, as if he could taste the shift in your bodyâs purpose.
âCould suck on these for hours,â he muttered, mouth already descending, tongue dragging over one aching bud. âBet theyâre sensitive, eh? Bet you like beinâ touched like this now.â
He latched harder, like he meant to draw every drop out of you, slurping noisily, tongue flicking over your nipple until it was red and glistening. His beard scratched at your skin, rough and possessive.
âYou were leakinâ this morning,â he muttered, thumbing your nipple. âNearly lost my fuckinâ mind. Want you like that again. Want milk in my mouth, my beard wet with it.â
You groaned as he licked a slow circle around your nipple, then sucked hardâdrawing the softest taste from you with a guttural sound of approval.
âFuckinâ sweet,â he groaned. âYou were made for this. To be fucked, bred, worshipped. Gonna suck you dry one day, love. Gonna fuck you full while I drink from your tits, taste both ends of you at once.â
He let go of your nipple and dropped to his knees at the foot of the bed. Hands ran up your thighs, thumbs dragging up the insides until he reached your soaked underwear. He hooked a finger under the band and dragged them down, slow, keeping his eyes locked on yours the whole time. His breath hit your skin in hot, heavy bursts, lips parted like he was praying silently before a feast.
âGonna worship this wet little cunt tonight,â he muttered, voice nearly broken with hunger. âSwear to God, gonna make you cum so hard you see stars.â
You whimpered his name, lifting your hips to help him, desperate for friction, for anything. Your thighs trembled as the cool air hit your slick folds, your body open, throbbing, already soaked just from the way he looked at you.
âYou carryinâ life in you, and I still wanna fuck you into the fuckinâ mattress. What does that say about me, eh?â
âSays youâre a depraved old bastard,â you breathed, fingers threading into his hair.
âYou carry it so good. You know that?â He looked up at you, eyes dark and full of something between worship and possession. âTits full, belly round, cunt hot all the timeâfuckinâ miracle, innit?â
He leaned forward and kissed your belly first. Soft. Devout. Then he dragged his tongue down over the curve of your skin, over your hip, and into the wet heat between your thighs. One lick, twoâand you were already shaking.
His tongue parted you, slow and deliberate, licking from your hole to your clit with a long, obscene groan. âSweetest thing Iâve ever tasted,â he muttered. âYour cuntâs fuckinâ singinâ to me, love.â
He groaned into your cunt like it fed him, mouth sealing over your folds with reverence, filth, and fire. The sensation was overwhelmingâslick heat, obscene sounds, and the slow swirl of his tongue on your cunt that had your whole body locking up with need.
âTastes sweeter now,â he groaned, pressing open-mouthed kisses against your swollen lips. âYour body knows, yeah? Knows itâs mine. Knows what it was fuckinâ made for.â
He sucked on your clit, loud and messy, pulling lewd little noises from your soaked flesh. âFuck, youâre clenchinâ already,â he growled. âLike your cuntâs tryinâ to pull my tongue in deeper.â
He fucked you with his mouth like he meant it, like heâd die with your scent in his nose and your taste coating his tongue. Your hands twisted in his hair, moaning as he feasted like a man starving, the sounds vulgar and wet and perfect.
His tongue circled your clit with practiced filth, then sucked it between his lips, groaning into you. Your hips jerked but he held you still, thick arms locking around your thighs.
You thrashed beneath him, pleasure flashing hot and high, but he pinned you down like a predator savoring his kill.
âThatâs it, treacle,â he murmured, breath hot against your folds. âCum on my fuckinâ faceâgive me everythinâ. Want it all, yeah?â
You shattered with a cry, hips arching off the bed, thighs trembling against his shoulders. The orgasm hit you like a wave, pulling sound from your throat you didnât recognize, stars bursting behind your eyelids.
He held you through it, never stopping, licking you through every aftershock until you begged him to stopâ but he didnât. Not yet.
âAlfieâfuckâcanâtââ
âYes you can.â His voice was raw, ragged, wrecked with the kind of need that bordered on madness.
He pulled back finally, mouth wet, eyes blazing. His beard was matted with slick, chin shiny with the proof of how hard youâd cum.
He pulled down his pants and underwear at the speed of light and climbed up the bed, kneeling between your thighs, undressed and painfully hard, cock flushed and leaking.
His cock throbbed in his fist, flushed an angry red, veins bulging. The tip was slick, resting against your belly like he needed to mark you everywhere, he leaned down to kiss you again. You could feel it throb against your skin, searing heat, a promise of what was to come.
âFeel that?â he rasped, hips rolling as he dragged the thick, leaking head of his cock through your slick folds, grinding it slow and punishing against your clit before nudging down to your soaked entrance. âThatâs need, love. Thatâs the kind of cock that doesnât care youâre already full. Doesnât care youâre stretched and stuffed. It wants to go deeper. Wants to fuck you to the womb.â
You whimpered, thighs trembling as your fingers gripped his shoulders, nails sinking into his skin. âPlease, Alfieâinside. Now.â
âLook at this,â he breathed, cupping your stomach. âYou carryinâ my fuckinâ child. My legacy. And youâre still the filthiest little thing Iâve ever known.â
He lined himself up, teasing the head of his cock against your soaked entrance. âIâm gonna fuck you slow first,â he said, dragging the tip just inside, watching your face twist in need. âReal slow. Wanna feel you stretch around me. Wanna watch your pretty tits bounce while you moan my fuckinâ name.â
You nearly sobbed when he pushed inâinch by inch, thick and unforgiving, until he was buried inside you, panting into your neck.
He groaned like it hurt. âFuck, youâre tightâso tight now. Hotter too. Thatâs the pregnancy, innit? Your body knows itâs mine. Clings to me like it knows I put that baby there.â
âMore, Alfieââ you sobbed, one hand clawing at his back, the other fisting the sheets. âMore, pleaseââ
âYou feel that?â he rasped, voice wrecked with awe. âThatâs me. All of me. Deep where I fuckinâ live now, innit? Right up against your wombâfuckinâ home now, yeah?â
You nodded, moaning against his shoulder. He thrusted onceâhard, deep, slowâand you screamed.
âIâm in there already, buried so deep in this cunt,â he muttered, pressing his forehead to yours. âLaid the claim. Fuckinâ planted there. And now youâre carryinâ it. Youâre mine, love. All the way.â
âAlfieââ
âShh. Just let me fuckinâ feel it.â
He didnât move, just held himself there, buried deep, letting your cunt flutter around him, adjust to the stretch, feel it all. Then he rockedâjust a little. Slow. Rolling his hips until you gasped.
His rhythm was slow, deep. âGonna fuck you soft, yeah? Real soft. But deep. Deep like Iâm fuckinâ etchinâ my name in your womb.â
He rolled his hips again. Slow. Deep. One slow thrust that made you gasp, then another that had you clutching his shoulders.
âEvery time Iâm inside you now,â he whispered, eyes locked on yours, âIâm talkinâ to it. To them. Gonna make sure they know who I am, right? Who you belong to. From the fuckinâ start.â
The stretch burned, sweet and brutal, as if it was your first time all over again, your body yielding around him with aching slowness, every inch making your breath hitch.
âJesus Christ,â he groaned. âSo warm. So full of me already, yeah? I can feel it. Can feel how different you are now. Grippinâ me tighter. Like your cunt knows Iâm the one who knocked you up.â
His hips rolled more now, grinding thrusts that had you clawing at his back. You dug your nails in, dragged red lines across his skin, every movement pulling a needy moan from your lips.
You wrapped your legs around his waist, heels pressing into the backs of his thighs to urge him deeper. He obliged, growling.
âYou want it deep, yeah?â His voice was ragged. âWant me fuckinâ that pretty little hole like Iâm tryna put another one in you?â
You cried outâwords lost to pleasure, head thrown back. He grabbed your thighs, pulled your legs up over his shoulders, shifting deeper, angling until you cried out and clenched hard around him.
âThatâs it,â he grunted. âGive it to me. You take me so fuckinâ good, every time. Knocked up and still hungry for cock, yeah?â
You whimpered, nodding, breathless. âY-Yes, Alfie.â
âYeah, you like the sound of that. Takinâ cock like a good little mum. My fuckinâ girl. All round and swollen andââ
He was groaning now, nearly lost in it, sweat beading at his temple, eyes locked on the bounce of your tits, the movement of your belly. He looked ruined, feralâhis body pounding into yours like it was the only way to stay sane.
âMakinâ me lose my fuckinâ mind,â he groaned, grabbing your hips, pushing your legs higher. âCan feel your cunt suckinâ me in like it wants another load. That it, love? You want more? Want me to fill you up again, right while our babyâs inside you?â
He started thrusting harder, faster, the headboard slamming against the wall. His hands found your tits, heavy and swollen, and he groaned into your mouth as he palmed them greedily.
âSo big,â he panted. âSo soft. Taste like fuckinâ honey, they do.â
He leaned down and took a nipple into his mouth, sucking hard, and you swore you nearly came again.
âMine,â he snarled against your skin. âEvery fuckinâ inch of you. Mine to love. Mine to fuck. Mine to keep.â
He grabbed your hips harder, anchoring himself. âYou wanna cum? You want your husband to make you cum on his cock like a good girl?â
You nodded, tears in your eyes, body too close to the edge.
âThen fuckinâ cum for me, darlinâ,â he growled. âCum while I fill you again, yeah? Fuckinâ perfect little wife.â
And then his handâhot, wide, filthyâslid between your bodies, fingers finding your clit with terrifying precision. He rubbed in cruel, devastating circles, slick with your wetness, pressing just right, just hard enough to knock the breath from your lungs.
Your second orgasm tore through you like lightningâloud and shaking and too much. Your walls clenched around him and he lost it, roaring into your shoulder as he came, deep and endless, hips jerking wildly, flooding you.
His release was brutal and overwhelming, his whole body shuddering against you, the weight of it anchoring you both in something beyond words. His cock pulsing and spilling inside you like he was trying to breed you all over again.
He stayed there, buried deep, chest heaving, forehead resting against yours. His hand cradled your belly, thumb stroking over the curve of it like it was the most precious thing heâd ever touched.
âNever loved anythinâ more,â he whispered, voice wrecked. âYou, thisâour baby. You make me fuckinâ feral, treacle. You know that?â
You stroked his back, his hair, pressing kisses to his temple as he finally started to calm. He didnât pull out. Didnât move. Just stayed locked to you, hand between your thighs, keeping every drop inside.
You lay there together, tangled in heat and sweat and sated silence. His hand rested protectively over your belly, thumb stroking slow circles as he caught his breath.
âDonât think Iâve ever loved you more than I do right now,â he murmured. âYouâall soft and full and mine. Gonna spend the rest of my life fuckinâ worshippinâ you, I swear it.â
You felt full in every senseâbody, heart, soulâlike the universe had collapsed to just this bed, this man, this love.
âLook at you,â he whispered. âStrongest fuckinâ thing Iâve ever seen. Carryinâ a life in there. Carryinâ me, in a way, too.â
You blinked, the words catching somewhere in your throat. âYou soft bastard.â
He looked up with a crooked smile. âTold you I ainât soft, just possessive.â
He pulled the covers over both of you, dragging you into his chest with a grunt of satisfaction. One arm tucked around your shoulders, the other around your middle, hand still splayed over your belly.
âOi,â he murmured finally, voice a low rumble in your ear. âYou feel that?â
You nodded, not knowing if he meant his cock, his hands, the way your pulse was still racingâor all of it at once.
âThatâs fuckinâ peace, that is,â he muttered, nose nudging against your shoulder. âFuckinâ perfect,â he whispered against you. âBetter than any deal, better than money, better than a whole empire full of posh cunts tryinâ to talk in circles. Iâd trade all of it for this, right? Just this. You. Me. And that little thing youâve got brewinâ inside you.â
âI think this little thingâs gonna be a boy,â you whispered after a while.
He hummed. âYeah? That your sixth sense talkinâ?â
âMm-hmm. Heâs gonna be loud. Just like his dad.â
That made him laugh, a warm rumble that vibrated through your back. âGod help us both, then.â
You smiled against his skin. âYouâll be good with him.â
Alfie was quiet a beat too long. Then: âIâm gonna try. Try real fuckinâ hard, treacle. Heâll never go without. Not while Iâm breathinâ.â
âI know.â
âGonna be good, I will,â he muttered. âFor you. And âim. Or her. Or whatever the fuck we made. Long as itâs got your bloody eyes.â
His head dipped againâand this time, instead of mouthing at your tits like a feral thing, he just⊠rested there. Face pressed between them, beard scratching against your sensitive skin. His breathing slowed. Deepened.
Even in sleep, he held you there. As if some part of himâmad, possessive, and utterly yoursânever truly shut off.
And you let him.
Because for all the filth and madness, the chaos and clawing need, Alfie Solomons was yours too.
And this? This was his version of love.
Epilogue
He stood in the nursery doorway like a man lost at sea, one large, calloused hand cradling something impossibly small and warm against his chest. The soft knit blanketâcream-colored, handmade, stitched with love and trembling hopeâwas wrapped tightly around the little bundle, only the top of his dark hair and the faintest trace of his nose visible beneath it.
And fuck, he was so small.
âRight, now, listen âere,â he muttered under his breath, voice thick. âDidnât even know they made âem this small, yeah? Likeâfuck me, youâre not even a full loaf, are ya? Half a bloominâ baguette, maybe, and already rulinâ my whole fuckinâ life.â
The baby yawned, his little fists flexing against his chest, and Alfie froze like he was made of glass. His heart thudded a little too hard.
âNah, nah, I got you, alright?â he murmured. âYouâre safe. Thatâs the fuckinâ arrangement, innit? You stay soft and small, and I⊠I stay close. Always.â
He walked the room in slow, measured steps, careful not to jostle him too much. The nursery was soft and sun-dappled, pale curtains swaying slightly in the breeze. The scent of powder and fresh linen hung in the air, mixed with the faintest trace of youâsomething warm and sweet that always made him think of home.
You stepped quietly into the room, barefoot, wearing one of his old shirts, eyes bright with exhaustion and affection.
âHe settle?â you asked softly.
âMm. Heâs got his claws in me already, that one.â He glanced down at him, and his face changed in a way that still made your throat tighten. âWonât sleep unless Iâm holdinâ him, the little manipulative beast.â
âHeâs a newborn, Alfie.â
âYeah, well. Heâs also a criminal mastermind already. I can feel it. Lullinâ me in with the cuteness and all that, but I see it. Fuckinâ scheminâ, he is.â
You crossed to him slowly, resting a hand on his back, peering down at the baby nestled against his chest. His mouth was open in the faintest O, his breath coming soft and even. Alfie looked like he might crumble from the weight of him.
âHeâs got your scowl,â you murmured.
âOi. Heâs beautiful. Donât slander the boy already. Iâm very expressive, thank you. This face won me wars. Got me outta a few, too.â
âI meant that lovingly.â
You kissed his bicep, and he turned just enough to press a kiss to your temple.
âHeâs got your mouth too,â you added. âYour nose. Looks just like you.â
ââCourse he looks like his fuckinâ daddy, donât he?â Alfie said, puffing out his chest like heâd personally handcrafted the child with divine hands. âStrong jaw, big miserable eyes, bit of a frown goinâ alreadyâyeah, thatâs me, innit? Poor sod never stood a bloody chance.â
You leaned against him, both of you watching your son sleep. And for a long, quiet moment, everything stilled.
No violence. No fear. No war waiting at the doorstep. Just the three of you, wrapped in the silence of a warm afternoon, a love that had nearly destroyed you bothânow rebuilt, tiny and pink and sleeping in Alfieâs arms.
He looked down at him one more time and whispered, âIâll kill for you, alright? Anyone, anytime. Iâll die for you too, if thatâs the ticket. But more than thatâlookâIâll live for you, yeah? Which, let me tell ya, is harder some days. But Iâll fuckinâ do it. Every single one.â
And you believed him.
Because for the first time in his life, Alfie Solomons had something worth being soft for.
A/N: As you might know, this is the final part of this seriesâat least for now. You never know what the future might hold.
Iâd truly love to hear your thoughts and opinions on the ending. I hope I didnât let you down with this last part. I hope it met your expectations and gave the story the closure it deserved.
Thank you so much for sticking with me through it all. Your constant support and kind words have meant the world to me. Youâve made me so happy and inspired me to keep writing. Seriously, thank you.đ„čđ«¶đ»
If you enjoyed it, donât worryâIâll be writing more stories for Alfie. And if youâre part of the hardy nation, Iâm also writing for Harry Da Souza and planning something for Eddie Brock too. Let me know if youâd be interested in that!
Thatâs all for now. Thank you so, so, so much. I love you all.đ©·
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One of the most beautiful and devastating parts of ThamePo as a series is Thame's innocence. He is the greenest green flag to ever green flag...and part of that is because he's one of the most innocent BL leads that I've ever seen.
Po has experienced devastating heartbreak before, but that also implies that he loved deeply. He and Earn lived together. Before things had gone bad, they'd had a deeply meaningful, adult relationship (meaningful to Po at the time, anyway). From what I can tell from the series, Thame has little to no experience with romance at all (at 19, the boy didn't understand the concept of Netflix-and-Chill; the maknae had to explain it to him). I think that's why the breakup hurts so bad (but also in the best angst-with-a-happy-ending way): we see Thame have that naive innocence ripped from him in real-time.
The way he begs Po to let him keep fighting made me cry. It was beautiful and tragic, and this is the first episode 11 break up that makes sense for the story arch. Not only is Thame an idol -- and the show is spot-on about idols and the way their fans can feel like a possessive girlfriend -- but he's SO young.
The double blow of losing his member all over again and being sent to Korea in isolation makes things even more of an agony (especially since that's the last time we see him this episode). The hug with all the members after the breakup gives Thame and the audience a false hope that, in the very least, Thame will have the people he loves to lean on while he's heartbroken.
I think, and hope, that we'll see a different Thame when he comes back, however that happens. I don't want him to lose his green flag status, and I don't think he will, but the boy who comes back can't keep setting himself on fire so that others will be warm.
All this to say, I think this was my favorite episode 11 out of all the BLs that I've watched so far (and this is 3 years and counting). I'm not a huge fan of the episode 11 curse (is anyone?) but this time, it felt justified. We just have to hope that the ending sticks the landing. I have hope that it will.
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Hils Watches Thamepo - Ep 5
We're less than 2 minutes in and Thame is already teaching the rest of the world how to do romance right. Again.
Are you sure about that?
I mean you could be...
That's what I said! I like Jun.
Ah, the group trip is a staple of so many Thai BLs. Will there only be one bed? Characters who 'don't like each other' being forced to share a room? Can't wait to find out.
Oh my god does Thame think Jun and Po are dating now? And is Jun doing this just to make Thame jealous. Not my favourite trope but okay.
See, Po knows what's up
I really hope he gets fired before the end
Aww I think he's the youngest and he's the only one who knows how to set up camping gear and and cook
I think they've just realised their baby is all grown up
He really is doing this on purpose
Aww he's a good boy. He understands that Nano is scared so is trying loads of different stuff to figure out what to do with his life once the group disbands
Well, time for my daily cry. He looks so small and sad đ
He's such a little shit I love him
Schooling the world on how to do romance and he doesn't even know if he has feelings for Po or not. This sweet, precious boy.
WHY IS THIS DRAMA SO DAMN CUTE?
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