#shane x farmer

[cucuumiia]

Soooo this is a drabble I had on my mind for a long time now and I finally got to sketch it out a bit :,D

It’s in correlation to this one comic I started (and still have to continue) where I kind of wanted to tie in other townies to my little AU ^^

[kaikonn]

Was just doodling and it started off soo cute, but in the end it went full spice mode?? 😳🌶️

[pierperian-leisure]

Shane SDV Headcannons

This man claims not to be a cuddler, but as soon as a scary movie comes on or it's late enough at night, he is absolutely glued onto the farmer

Shane played gridball all through university. Years later, partially from the help of moving heavy boxes at Jojamart, he still has a muscular build, just under some fluff <3

Speaking of Jojamart, over time, he and Sam become begrudging (at least on Shane’s part) work friends. He’s not sure why the kid was determined to get close, but Sam does make the work days more bearable

When it’s only the two of them stocking boxes late into the afternoon, Shane even gives Sam life advice when he asks. This continues after Sam’s dad returns to the valley, and if Shane were hard pressed, he’d admit to having a soft spot for the kid

Early on in his relationship with the farmer, Shane has all the chickens named, and is slightly affronted when they are not referred to as such

Shane’s love language is words of affirmation. Especially when he is recovering, a soft touch and loving word from the farmer is needed

When the sunlight hits Shane’s directly, the purple streaked in his hair and stubble glows, making him look ethereal

He HAS had princess tea parties with Jas and he DOES put his everything into them, nail polish, tiaras, the works

Once the farmer and Shane are married, Jas has a room in the farm’s cabin. Shane and the farmer work to make it PERFECT to her liking

Jas has a chicken of her own at this point, and will take care of it (Princess Cluck) alongside Shane

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

The farmer, shane & Jas having weekly movie nights and they are all snuggled up on the sofa with the fire lighting the livingroom having a shrek movie marathon, playing on a old school big chunk tv from the 90’s & a beat up dvd player 🥺

[rust-berrie]

the concept of the farmer being a literal anomaly to the townspeople bc of their in-game features and add-ons will always b so funny to me. so heres a little silly doodle i made.

(edit: ermm... numba two)

[spacepatrolhana]

lets do this one last time

[lunyangetthepower]

JISUS IM OBSES. Older >>>>>>>>>>>>

[hellhoundmaggie]

Them: NOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN’T JUST MARRY SHANE STARDEW VALLEY!!!! HE’S GROSS AND MESSY!!!!!! HE STILL DRINKS SOMETIMES!!!!!!! HE’S NOT A PERFECT HUSBANDERINO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ha ha man bounce chicken

[danoninhoos]

Alex at the Tunnelers game

[junicult]

!! waking up w the bachelors for the first time.

contains ; suggestive content. minor mentions of sex. the morning after fluff. fem implied!farmer. unestablished relationships / new relationship tropes.

harvey.

- for starters, he’s already awake before you even wake up.

- it probably look him forever to fall asleep, too. he didn’t want to move you from lying on his chest, but he was much too aware of his breathing,

- needless to say, he was nervous.

- he had a great night, but he was still frightened to wake you up.

- when you finally did though, a little later then the crack of dawn like you’re used to: you find yourself in bed alone.

- it didn’t take long before the fresh smell of sizzling bacon, and eggs filled your senses.

- shirtless harvey making breakfast in the kitchen. yup.

- when he notices you behind him, he’s quick to kiss you.

- “how are you feeling?” he asks, his hands immediately holding onto your arms.

- “a little sore,” you tease, and he’s instantly flushed and red.

- of course he’s apologizing, and asking if there’s anything he can do to help.

- but mostly, he’s feeling his ego puff up a little. it’s good for him, he needs it.

- what’s even better for his ego is when he feels your fingers gently tracing the lines on his back, and then you’re shooting apologies for being the reason those were there.

- not that he could complain. he feels a serious boost of confidence walking around knowing there’s scratches all up and down his back from your doing.

- absolutely looked at them in the mirror when he got home.

- i’m sry but he’s a doctor. yes he’s shy but he definitely knows what he’s doing w a woman.

sam.

- definitely woke up with nearly his entire body weight on top of yours.

- his arms wrapped around you, keeping you pressed against him whilst completely unconscious.

- you’re moving so gently, trying your absolute best not to wake him up before you see him quietly stir.

- “where are you going?” with the largest frown on his cheeks.

- yes, he understands you have work to do on the farm…but he’s too tired to really care.

- just for today!

- “lay with me for a little. it’s a sunday!” he’s mumbling, sleepy voice and eyes closed while he continues to tug you into him.

- once he’s mildly awake, no longer able to fall asleep, he’s instantly the sweetest.

- “how’d you sleep?” “are you feeling okay?” “is there anything you need?”

- he can’t get over the sight of you from the night before, his face flushed and red just from thinking about it even after hours later.

- loves just running his fingertips up and down your arm, feeling your goosebumps.

- all he wants to do is just kiss you all over, hold you close and express his excitement over being with you.

shane.

- he’s knocked tf out.

- he’s significantly exhausted, not only because you did a number on him but also because it’s been so long since he’s spent the night with anyone.

- he truly feels undeserving, especially when he gets woken up to you planting a soft kiss to his forehead.

- “you made breakfast?” he asks, in utter shock at the display before him.

- you sit in the opposite end of the bed, legs crossed while the both of you pick at the various fruits, eggs, and bacon on the tray.

- he feels a little awkward, but only because he’s never been treated like this before.

- and also because he didn’t expect affection like this afterwards.

- honestly, he probably thought you’d both stop talking to each other.

- he’s relieved to find that’s the opposite.

- “are you…feeling okay? or anything?” he asks, rubbing his hand behind his head.

- you can’t help but laugh, maybe tease him a little for being so awkward: which only eases his nerves.

- insists on cleaning up the dishes.

- he tries not to pay so much attention to the purple blotches on your neck every time you speak to him for the next few days.

sebastian.

- he was nervous.

- it took him a bit to fall asleep, mostly because it usually takes him a while to fall asleep at night: but this took especially long.

- he found himself kind of antsy for the morning.

- although you did converse for a while after finishing: he was still terrified.

- like an entire nights sleep would change your mind about the whole thing and you’d regret it, or something.

- nope, completely wrong.

- he woke up on his own when the floorboards creaked.

- the sun was already up, peeking through the curtains. the large bed beside him was empty, but it didn’t take long to find you.

- “oh! shit, did i wake you?” you ask, hair disheveled and clothes aimlessly thrown on.

- he has to blink back a layer of sleep to take in the sight of you.

- “no, it’s fine.” he yawns, trying to ignore your bare, plush thighs that peek from underneath your t-shirt.

- “i have to get started with work. you can sleep in, don’t worry about it.” your smile makes his heart buzz, and he genuinely wants to decline (mostly because he doesn’t wanna feel like a burden) but your bed was just so comfortable.

- he wakes up literal hours later.

- you’ve already done a handful of chores for the day, and he finds you feeding your cows across the farm.

- he does in fact watch you for a bit. (in the least creepy way.)

- but when you come back inside to check up on him, he’s making you sashimi for lunch.

- “did you sleep well?” you tease, smiling when his cheeks go pink and his eyebrows raise.

alex.

- now, i wanna say he totally planned on waking up before you, make some scrambled eggs and water your plants.

- but he didn’t. in fact, he woke up to complete emptiness in the bed beside him.

- he was silently upset at himself.

- he underestimated how early you wake up every morning.

- luckily, he was able to find you in the kitchen, blissfully humming while making a shared breakfast.

- “g’morning, pretty.” he’s grinning, slightly startling you by wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing you into his chest.

- he’s incredibly infatuated with how you look in the morning.

- the sight of your lips all plump, the couple of hickeys on your collar and your loose t-shirt hanging just above your ass.

- sry but he’s already obsessed with how domestic it is.

- he’s definitely thinking things that he’ll keep to himself until your third or fourth morning together.

- “let me help you, please.” he puffs out his lower lip, batting his eyelashes dramatically to watch you scoff.

- grins when you step aside and let him pamper you.

- probably finds himself lingering around longer then intended.

- not that you mind, but he didn’t even realize he hasn’t seen his grandparents all day until the sun was starting to set.

- kisses you goodbye and promises to see you tomorrow.

elliot.

- bros aftercare is INSANE.

- EVEN hours later.

- like ik he’s getting you water, something to eat, rubbing your sore muscles, and just overall worshipping the ground you step on afterwards,

- but even when you wake up in the morning he’s still the same.

- “are you hungry? you should eat.” “no, let me get that for you.” “how are you feeling?”

- he made such a gormet breakfast you were almost too full to do work.

- which of course he’s telling you he’s got it, but you’re not immobile by any means.

- he isn’t anything but romantic.

- he’s all about you, and your pleasure that if anything, you’re just lacking energy in the morning.

- his lips haven’t not touched a single part of ur body, i’m gonna be honest.

- he just wants to praise every inch of you.

- he also loves watching you work. it’s extremely attractive to him.

[xinkrustardew]

Shane and Conrad :)

[cucuumiia]

I‘ve missed drawing them a lot :,)

Still a bit rusty but I‘ll get there again >:]

[kaikonn]

Late Shane’s birthday dump 🥰🥰

[ravendgie]

no one from my family or from work follows me on here so i can post my self indulgent self ship sketches (feat my best friend's farmer and Abigail!!)

i'm literally so in love with Shane, it's driving me insane

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

I’m envisioning my/the farmer opening the door to Shane in a Shrek onesie & Shane goes to ask them why they are dressed like that only for my/the farmer to put their finger up to pause the conversation for a brief moment and play the remix of Shrek’s what are you doing in my swamp? This results in Shane questioning his choices in why he’s in love with my/the farmer.

[clairettaa]

Guess who got the ten heart event teeheeheheheehehe