#she can eat a nail

[iamhereinthebg]

I can now die in peace

[candyskiez]

Lapis and Peridot being just really close friends is so important to me y'all have no idea. Like. Peridot not wanting a partnership like fusion and that being respected. Lapis had a horrible experience with fusion and decided to never fuse again and that was respected. They can still have meaningful bonds and relationships without fusion, without a partner. And they can understand why the other wouldn't want to fuse better than anyone. Them being just genuinely good friends who get each other's specific needs and personality is so important to me y'all have no idea. Peridot being aroace didn't take away anything from the story!! Personally I find their platonic relationship way way more interesting and Peridot being aroace adds a layer to their friendship I think. Just the solidarity of "we never want a romantic relationship and maybe other people don't get it but WE get it, and maybe that's enough. Maybe we don't need to fall in love, maybe we don't need to fuse, maybe it's fine to just be friends. Maybe we don't need to justify how close we are. Maybe we just care about each other and that's all we need to know." Do you see what I mean. Traumatized and repulsed from fusion because of it and aspec solidarity. They're not partners they're just close and they don't feel the need to label it when it's just them!! They can just exist for once!! Listen to me listen. I love them. I love them so much.

[seventh-district]

so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

[tunamayojazz]

a look into yuta and toge's couple dorm life

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[quietwingsinthesky]

I think Jack Kline & Abigail Hobbs should be besties

[ghostblogging]

y'know it almost certainly has been said before and trans AUs are played out but I genuinely thinking making Zuko trans would add so much to his character and play off the family dynamics in ways that would both take his whole arc in fascinating directions and also slot in so perfectly

[bumblingbabooshka]

'Parturition' is so brave for being the yaoi ship trope episode of Voyager. "Neelix and Tom Paris had a physical.....fight." Also continuing Tom's beautiful habit of loving both infidelity and child abandonment with all his heart. Also, wonderful out of context quote: "I had no right to push that pasta in your lap."

[blunderpuff]

my mom hates the house, hates the neighborhood (can't walk to anything/have to get in the car for everything), can't find stuff she packed, doesn't have good places to put her stuff, her big desk doesn't fit in the "office alcove", the cat is days away from being put down and so he's clingy and sad...

MA'AM. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS DESPERATE TO MOVE. BUYING THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS SINCE JULY OF THIS YEAR. "MOVING" AS A CONCEPT HAS BEEN THE SUBTITLE OF MY LIFE FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS. YOU DO NOT GET TO BE A PISSY TODDLER NOW. THIS IS LITERALLY ALL YOUR DOING.

[magnoliaalchemist]

today i learned the best way to induce vomiting in cats is to inject them with a sedative then spin them around in a chair until they puke

[ophetia]

i think it’s sooooo insane how everything about vee is a cry for attention — her hypersexuality, her fashion sense, her appearance in general, facets of her personality, even her ed to a certain degree — and yet nobody has ever really bothered with her

[montanamp3]

ylsgib spoilers in the tags

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pov: you are about to get haunted

[fireandspiceland]

Any headcanons for or thoughts on PruHun? Sfw & nsfw

GREAT SHIP LOVE IT 😭✨ I don’t have many original thoughts though. To me they have such an

“eww girls!”

“..so you like boys?”

“I’m not gay!! …you gonna peg me now or not?”

relationship. Maybe Prussia is more smooth with men idk but with Hungary?? He’s like tripping over his own word and feet cause he’s such a simp for her. I used to listen to lots of pruhun playlists on 8tracks so I might be biased but my fav pruhun thing is when they bicker and quarrel but deep down (maybe not as deep down as they think) they love each other and care for each other. <3

Most of the time I ship them in a polyship with Austria but I’ll put him aside for a moment. In a universe without Austria being present I think they would work very well with each other cause Prussia would be less jealous and insecure and Hungary’s heart wouldn’t be pulled in two directions. So in like a PruHun exclusive AU. I love them so much I want to shove them together and watch them make each other better YES make each other better. 😤

Hungary would encourage Prussia to embrace his delicate, feminine side and Prussia would praise Hungary’s strength and courage. They have nothing to hide from each other because they love exactly those traits on each other that the rest of the world sees as flaws 😭😭💖

Other than that I think Hungary frequently makes Prussia shut up by sitting on his face (a tactic he has tried to be mad about but just cannot) and they both want the other to call them daddy.

[todayisafridaynight]

Dumb stupid headcanon of mine that doesn’t work in canon but I have it and I’m sharing because I have nowhere else to put it: Saeko and Mine get facials and manipedis together every month

i think mine deserves a girl's night and a girl bestie actually you're right for this anon omg

[tanadrin]

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

[sappho-of-suburbia]

eating a girl out for the first time? as someone with a couple of decades' experience (i started young, ok?), can i offer some advice?

take your time. your aim isn't to make her come as fast as possible, it's to make sure she enjoys every moment. slow down, revel in the process of finding out what she likes.

tell her how beautiful she is, how tempting her cunt looks, how intoxicating it smells, how sweet she tastes. she might be feeling vulnerable, especially if she's inexperienced too - it's your job to make her feel safe and adored.

enjoy the journey - i know you just want to feel your tongue on her clit NOW, but exploring her thighs, working your way slowly to her folds, trailing all the way up her cunt, drinking her juices, letting her feel your breath before she feels your touch...it'll be worth it. for both of you.

learn to read her body with all of your senses. she might be vocal but she might prefer to bite her lip or enjoy being gagged. you don't need to hear her words to know what to do. you'll feel her muscles twitch and relax - learn what it means when she lifts her hips, squirms or sinks into you. she might taste and smell differently when she is close to coming for you. pay close attention to her clit - if you're lucky and you've done a particularly good job, you might see it twitch as she recovers from the perfect orgasm. enjoy it.

you can be vocal though. moan into her. use every sensation you can. light flicks to determined, long, slow licks. blow gently on her wetness. how does she react to your lip piercing? your teeth?

build and add to the experience until she's completely overwhelmed. play with her nipples. run your nails over her skin. lift her legs and spank her.

chances are, she'll get to the point where she really needs you to fuck her. slip your tongue all the way down and inside her. if you can't breathe, you're doing it right. that means you probably won't be able to keep it up for hours, so save this move for when she's right on the edge and you're ready to let her tip over.

if you're especially lucky and she's a squirter, you will get absolutely soaked. enjoy it. show her you're enjoying it. moan into her cunt; she'll come even harder.

if she needs to be fucked harder, slip your fingers inside her cunt and curl them up towards your tongue as it circles her clit. all of her most sensitive nerves will be between your tongue and your fingers. you'll be able to feel every tiny twitch inside her; it's the most beautiful place in the world to be.

when she can truly take no more, stay close to her as you drift away from her cunt. kiss your way up her tummy and her chest, let her taste herself on your lips as you hold her and let her ride out the aftershocks. trail your fingertips over her back. whisper in her ear. tell her everything you loved about eating her out.

[getodrools]

Sukuna can smell you.

His nose is whiffing in the air as his eyes dart around to seek your presence, and all four of them land on those bothersome clothes you tread with soon as you round the corner, “Dear.” His tongue laps over his lips, imagining a might of things without them.

Tilting your head, you watch the king spread his legs wide in his throne and leans back. His chest is exposed, all mass and girth throbbing in potent abundance; his markings expanding with each pant while fat thigh meat spreads like jam and peaks through his robes. One of his arms holds his head with a smug, tooth-eating grin — a kind of all-showing wry smirk with such fierce intent that could just swallow you up.

“Need to tell me something?” The tip of his nose curls and he almost wiggles it when your heels tap closer to him in response.

It's getting stronger. So does his urges.

You stick your nose up too, “I don't believe so?” and you watch how the curse pants, “No? Ah ~ I guess you don't,” His nail waves around in the air, and drops down, pointing right between your legs, “But that pussy wants to tell me something, she seems needy. Wet.” His words kick something in you, damn.

Your ovulating.

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