#she has no clue abt the thots im thinking

[kisses4kaia]

superbowl tn who loves football !! luke def does .

just imagining loser!luke get soo mad when his favorite team fumbles a touchdown, or when the ball is taken from his fav player and he just needs to calm down. and what a better time than halftime?

so like the sweet girl you are, you make no complaints when luke wordlessly and unexplainedly manhandles you onto your back spreading your legs. he kneels on the ground before you and throws your calves over his shoulders which are clad in a jersey reading his favorite tight end’s name on the back as he pulls your pretty little panties to the side.

usually, he would take his sweet time prepping you, teasing a little cruelly, but right now? right now he just wants to bury his face between your plush thighs, slobber a little mindlessly all over your pretty cunt. god, he’s so messy, too ! he’s paying little to no mind to your squeals and writhes as he just holds a strong arm to your pelvis, restraining you from trying to run away from him any further. “please, luke! slow down, sh-shit!” you moan in a high-pitched tone, the pop singer’s half-time performance on the tv now background static over the disgusting and bestial ways he’s devouring you like a wolf would prey.

everything is so primal and animalistic with the way his tongue fucks into you—because, its not because he’s desperate to drive you to pleasure, but because he’s found a vaguely familiar, warm, place for his worked tongue to dwell. he’s made you cum, what, thrice now? and not once has he stopped or even seemed to notice.

worse for you, he hasn’t resolved his anger yet, and as retribution for when you try to tug at his dark curls to dispel the achy overstimulation he’s caused, he slaps your agonized cunt and utters some filthy degradation before returning to his ministrations.

and when he realizes halftime has come to a conclusion and the game is back on, he simply presses a parting kiss to your sensitive little clit, sits back up onto the couch next to a heaving, crying, you, and glues his eyes back onto the screen in front of him; leaving you to limp off to take care of yourself.

“grab me another beer while you’re up, hm baby?”

[isitovernowfromthevault]

ur tags.....if u ever want to share these thots abt the sw*ftie fandom, I promise I will reblog and scream your post on the rooftops. it’s the best tea there is

My thoughts are kind of a mess and they change as we see more and more internet creators speak out about the fucked up nature of parasocial relationships.

It basically goes like this: ever since her MySpace days, but particularly around the Secret Sessions and tumblr interactions, Taylor herself has basically functioned as a BNF (big name fan) within the fandom. For the longest time, BNF’s have been kind of a replacement creator inside the fandom. For example, you could never have an actual conversation with JKR (ew) and actually change her mind about what she was going to do with Harry Potter, but maybe you could get Cassandra Claire to become your friend and listen to you for suggestions on fanfiction. Or at least laugh at your jokes. And so fandom became an insular activity somewhat separated form the creator.

This barrier did not exist in swiftdom, because back when she was a teenager, Taylor realized that she was basically sharing her diary with her fans and she wanted to actually meet these people. And then swifties realized that, if they got lucky, they could get the actual creator to laugh at their jokes and even invite them to her house. So swiftdom never really developed outside the ever present Taylor, and, likewise, Taylor never really stopped trying to meet as many fans as possible. Neither side took the traditional role.

So of course this leads to a unique kind of insanity. On one hand, swiftdom has a very unique hierarchy defined by Taylor herself: secret sessioneers. Its undeniable that she approves of these fans AND they have access to special content, so they’re at the top. At the same time, these people suddenly have a huge amount of responsibility, they have to not spill the beans for starters, but they also end up with a huge audience, and now “policing” the fandom is kind of up to them as well. If you think its inappropriate to speculate on her romantic relationships, you may just yell at people and log off, or ignore the drama. But if you think its inappropriate AND Taylor follows you AND invited you to her house, then the least you can do is make sure tumblr is a safe place for her, so now you have to be very careful about how you talk about it. Fandom becomes a spectacle. Its all very fucked up, because of course she doesnt actually see everything thats going on, and its not really her duty to police everything everyone says in her name, but the fandom acts like it is.

Her solution as of this year seems to be to distance herself from fandom, which, while on the surface is the most sensible solution, does leave an entire fandom without the leader it used to have. (who also never functioned as a traditional leader but thats besides the point). Now you have the same homophobia and bigotry except without the classic “Taylor liked” that would put a stop to it, so thats a mess. I think its also important to remember that whatever Taylor liked or reblogged was interpreted by the fans. She was kind of an oracle that came in to say “oh I like that” and then everyone would be left scrambling to figure out what exactly she liked. Im still not sure how I feel about her leaving, or what exactly I think her responsibility to and inside the fandom is.

The whole ask blogs thing is a separate but somewhat related discussion: there are always going to be BNF’s thats just... human nature to create leaders I guess. It also leads to a lot of trouble. You have people trusting other people with their problems and life stories, because they want to be seen. But now you have blogs that receive dozens or hundreds of asks a day that are also forming parasocial relationships with their followers. Once again you have someone who cannot possibly be expected to deal with so many people on a personal level (and cant even if they wanted to-these are anons we’re talking about). And then you get, yet again, a hierarchy.

I think to condemn any sort of structure besides purely horizontal is to say you cannot have a fandom bigger than a dozen people and I dont think thats the solution. I think its ok to have gif makers, people that interpret lyrics, make masterposts, gossip, or even blogs that give advice. Its fine to have some BNF’s, and fandom really isnt fandom without them, but its also important to acknowledge that they can sour the entire experience because they have too much on them. Anyone can have a bad day and get snappy, and I think everyone needs to realize that you cannot depend on one big blog (or several) for your entire fandom experience. If a big blog, or even Taylor, has a bad day and yells at people (or calls them freaks) its not their fault if the entire fandom then goes down the gutter.

I dont really know, and my thoughts on the matter change every day. For example, I love Taylors Easter Eggs, and i dont think she should stop doing them, I think they can be a very healthy way of interacting with hardcore fans: its saying “this one is just for you guys”. But spend five minutes on Kaylor, or Haylor tumblr and you can see how these are spun wildly out of control to people looking for clues to a truth only they know. (not unlike QAnon).

I dont know, and if you have any thoughts on this please share them. Ive spent most of my life in one fandom or another and I do think Swiftdom has a uniqueness to it that comes from Taylors close interaction with it. Also, shes a mega popstar of truly gigantic proportions so maybe the fandom is just bigger than usual and gives more space for wild things.

[zackmephisto]

dirt watches aew

this episode changed me as a person

nick vs fenix NAME A MORE ICONIC MATCH

this is already fucking stunning no one ever @ me ever again

THE ADIOS AMIGO AND THEN COUNTERED AND THEN THE SEE YA I'M EMOTIONAL DON'T TOUCH ME

HOLY SHIT THAT ROPE SHIT INTO THE HURRICANRANA

oh god that's right they're both the younger brothers THIS IS POETIC

if u wanna show someone pro wrestling. this should be a match you show them.

was upset when nick got him in the sharpshooter just bc I didn't want the match to end

holy fuck that was so good

if this crowd isnt as hot for this women's match as they were just then i'm yeeting myself off my balcony

god I am so heart eyes for these women. could watch this for ages

THE REVERSAL

THIS AWESOME

god these two are so fucking good

shida won but tbh both of them looked fucking stunning in this match. could have ended any which way and i would have been thoroughly impressed.

what the fuck.

COWBOY SHIT!!!

HANGMAN BEING THE ONLY ONE WITH AN ENTRANCE THIS IS DIRT RIGHTS

orange Cassidy and chuck coming out during commercial is actually dirtphobic so nvm

o kip ok I'm interested

jimmy havoc ok. didnt he get his ass beat not too long ago

JUNGLE BOY AND MARKO STUNT I'M DECEASED

Pentagon!!!!

SONNYYYYY

joey!!!!

oh god. oh god. oh fuck its MJF OH FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!! god hes looking so tan and s*xy

how old is Billy Gunn now

OH OH GOD MY DUDE

CHUCKIE OH MY GOD THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

orange... I love you.

SONNY TWERKING THANK YOU

max.... i hate that I love you. but I do love you.

CHUCK HUGGING ORANGE LIKE THAT ME TOO

MARKO I LOVE YOU KILL HIM

marko :(

ew. staple gun.

this is big nasty

cant i have one dynamite where i dont have to see shawn spears

ok the asshole chants for max i want u 2 kno that i agree w the crowd but I still love u

ORANGE BEAT HIS ASS PLEASE IM BEGGING

THANK GOD

that's the most heel thing mjf has ever done. fuck him breaking up with cody. he eliminated orange

HELLO?!?!?!??!

please don't eliminate mjf my crops are dying

thank u wardlow. whoever u r

THANK U HANGMAN!!!!

ideally this ends with hangman and mjf. can you imagine that match? can you imagine my rights?

fuck you penelope ford what else have you done

JUNGLE BOY HOLY FUCK

OH GOD JUNGLE BOY AND HANGMAN but when did max get eliminated

OH HE DIDNT

oh my god.... oh my god it really is my rights...

SORRY AEW SAID DIRT RIGHTS !!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GONNA SCREECH ABT THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME

an upset? who was upset? i for one stan our southern californian kings

where can I get that blazer. so i can wear it with my tiddies out so jericho sees how ridiculous looks

me: shits on chris jericho

also me: sings hella loud to his theme

i have champagne should i pop it for him

ok me when i have to admit a customer is right and hager is my manager right behind me

OK THIS IS GOOD CONTENT SORRY

"Chicago has a hockey team and two baseball teams" and then the hard cut to the dude in the bears jacket made me shit myself

say bubbly. do it.

hager say sorry for jericho's dollar store headband challange

SCU LOOKS GOOD OMG

wait hold on can we talk abt how a black man handed chris "i played the grand wizard of the kkk in a movie" jericho his first L in a e dub

THE YOU GOT PINNED CHANTS FUCK YEAH

U GET UR DATE SCORPIO SKY

the melanie chants are sending me-

"i never meant to embarrass you" HEYOOO

"melanie gained a lot of weight since high school" "i like big butts and i cannot lie" SCORPIO MY FUCKING KING THANK YOU I OWE YOU MY LIFE

"I think its cuter than baby yoda-" ok... maybe he got it

MAKE IT A TITLE MATCH

FUCK YEAH OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT

oh my god scorpio sky i.... i...... I-

<censored bc minors follow me>

LE BITCH!!!!!! LE!!!! BITCH!!!!!!

hey sammy guevara 2008 dirt called she wants her maroon skinny jeans back

i'm kinkshaming proud n powerful

what did nakazawa and cutler ever do to anyone other than be good boys

scorpio sky finessed that title match and i'm frankly jealous

WHY BRING MARKO AND JUNGLE BOY THIS HURTS

LUCHASAURUS THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING

oh okay. okay. they're big. they're bug dudes. jesus damn.

can't blame hager. i wouldn't want to fight luchasaurus either i would have ran too he's big and clearly Better than u

big depressed that dynamite is only 2 hrs long

luchasaurus vs Peter Avalon???? ok.... ok.

"it looks like life has found a way" for this. i hope that peter Avalon survives for even a minute longer

anyway luchasaurus <censored>

good evening luchasaurus <censored>

i stan one dinosaur family and also luchasaurus <censored>

oh! private party and proud n powerful ok. dirt rights.

o the t shirt. maybe i'm crying.

that pin break holy fuck I love these two teams

holy vertical lift

i literally would have cried if they got that double stomp holy shit

Noah fence but this match needs to be faster bc i desperately need darby vs mox. my crops are dying

hurricanrana is still one of my fave moves in all of pro wrestling

isiah kassidy's leopard print ass. that's it. send the tweet.

that was so fucked up what the fuck???? i thot aye ee dub was better than that

Nick Jackson And His Ugly Shirt Make The Save

and thank god. would have sued if private party lost

DUSTIN?!?!?!?!?!?

i'm so <redacted> for mjf vs hangman none of you have a Clue

KENNY AND PAC SCREEEEEE

kenn...ny????????????

kenny :(

THIS! FUCKING! POP!

darby you dramatic fucking SHIT

god his theme goes so hard.

THE BODY BAG I!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT READYYYYY

holy fucking shit.

is moxley huge or darby tiny

THAT NO SELL. JESUS.

suddenly I'm a whore all the sudden

i'm so goddamn tense I cant liveblog my butthole is clenched

the body bag moving is cool and I get it but it's also a little funny. maybe I'm drunk. per aew tradition. but it's a little drunk funny

don't talk to me I'm tense

AAAA!

oh my god he fucking killed Darby

yes darby lost but sorry. mox needed to paradigm shift him from the top rope to get the pin. that speaks. fucking. volumes.

[bre4nn20]

01 dec 2018

ayoooo im back cakcscakcak again baby lmfaooo. this time, SINGLE. i love it. it's been abt 3 weeks since we broke up and i couldnt give a dookie less what he has going on, thinks or wants from me. met a guy on POF lol. his name is byron or king and this man is rockin my world. 28, 6ft with 3 kids. some tattoos. darkskin unff. i messaged him first and told him i was listening 2 the rain and he said mayb 1 day we could do that together. then he told me it's the part where I pick out where i want 2 eat at lol. after that, getting in contact w him was a hit or miss. we did get to chat one time though. fast forward a couple of days, i called him @midnight and woke him out of his sleep. he had 2 b up for work @5. i had no fucking idea. i was scrolling through my sm and he hit me back like " u woke me up, wya, come over and let me hold u". i was game, just shaved my kitty and knew what i was working with. so i sent him my address and he said i was 2 far so we would have after he gets off of work. we were texting and i sent em my thot pics and he was like "yeah imma pull ur hair" and I told him that wasn't my hair in the pic LMFAO. he hit back that's he's mad bc his dick got hard & he wanted me. i told him i was already rdy and he said fuck it im omw. he lives in the hood but he would hurt somebody if they tried to steal my purse or something lol. his place wasn't dirty but he didn't have a bed. we got right to it in the dark. OMFG i was not expecting his dick 2 b that huge. like tv remote thick and long huge.its a lot to fit in ur mouth and i do my best. he like the shit. the Magnum barely fit over his dick. so @ 1st he fucks me from the side. jay didn't have enough d to do me like that so this was new. he literally had me in every position. we fucked 3 times and he pulled out the last 2 times 🙊🙈 i asked if i could call him daddy and that's our thing now. and he was STUNNED @how wet this pussy STAYS. how i didn’t let him know it was like that. "oh your nigga done fucked up. i can c why he was crazy" it was hot and dirty and i loved every second of it. im a good shit talker and ik he likes dat 💋😋🤭 omfg my ponytail came off and he did not care lmaooo. he fucked me just right, it was rough just enough with the ass smacking, moving me in diff positions, "deepthroating" and hair pulling. im proud that my pussy could handle it bc i was moaning like a slut. mmmf i love letting them know how good their dick feels and gripping the sheets, looking them in the eyes, scratching their back arms legs and kissing their necks and ears. he told me i had a high sex drive and ig i do if it's good. u have sex to bust a nut and have fun. we cuddled afterwards and im happy he doesn't snore. i was smelling him bc he smelled like jolly ranchers. right before he closed his eyes, he told me he was gonna beat it up b4 he went 2work. and that's exactly what he did. he was late 2 work but i was worth it. he took a shower b4 and came in the room with the towel wrapped around his waist and i wear that shit was just like an old spice commercial and it soaks my pantiessss. and he calls me baby, i looooveeee it. he asked if he could get this pussy after work and then asked for it everyday!!! so he dropped me off @home and we kissed goodbye.

i slept and got up and showered/brushd my teeth. i accidentally sent him a text that was meant 4 Sarah abt my ponytail and he hit me back saying my pussy is fire and asked can we go again. i said absolutely and sent him a nudie. he was asking 2 c more n shit and i didn't hit back. we didn't fuck again that night bc he was busy eh 🤷‍♀️. i got a "gm" text the next morning and he didn't ring me until i was asleep. he woke me up out my sleep this time lmao. he asked if i wanted to spend some time with him and i said yeah sure. he was gonna call me an uber but that didn’t work out. he even asked me to give him some road head and i said hell to the naw. so it’s raining and he comes and gets me and we go 2 thorntons 2 buyba swisher. it took the longest to get the shit bc she was counting the drawers and he said he thought the store was getting robbed lmao. then he was telling me about how he bought laundry dtrgnt and left it on top of the machine while it was in the spin cycle and once he got back to it, he barely had any liquid left. i told him he needs to buy some of the pods lol. we go back to his place and he showed me that he had cleaned up and it did look a lot better. he rolled us a blunt and was saying oh u have a lot to say during sex but sitting here, you’re quiet af. and i told him that that is just me and once i get to know him better, i’ll b more chatty. we smoked and he was upset i didn’t hug or kiss him like i didn’t know who he was lol. he asked if i missed him and i said yeah did u miss me and he said yeah im hooked on u. i brought up the spongebob episode were they were on the hooks and he said his fave episode is when they were cussing. he wanted us to smoke in the dark and of course i dropped the damn blunt on him. then i asked what he was thinking abt while i was holding his dick and he said how much u c somebody's personality when you're w them. idk i guess he likes my goofy ass. we got to fucking and he was told me that he would b fucked up if i gave my pussy to somebody else, that he wouldn’t give up his and he’s gonna claim my pussy. 🙄 i was doing more shit talking, like when i was on top, i told him imma throw it back on him and to let ya girl put in some work. i didn’t mean ya girl is in i want to be his 😬😬 and then he was fucking me from the side again which i now love cause i can look back at him n say nasty shit. but he was doing that and it sounded like a drum so that’s what i said and told him he’s my drummer boy/drummer daddy and he just fucked me harder. he even had to stop and talk to god while fucking me lmfao. then he said he wanted to cut the lights on and c it all in motion. so we did and i was laying on my stomach while he was going @it and i told him it was a good idea daddy u always have the best ideas. u got good dick too daddy. and he told me baby u got good pussy but u already knew that. omgggg so he was knocked out after that and i stayed up hitting my pen, watching tv and i was geeked. 1st i was watching blue clues then aqua teen hunger force and this homeless man was trying to buy the house, said he was a tree wizard and stole the tv.