#she would🤝

[terribleninjagoaus]

Musical AU: Sally encourages the ninja to sing out their angst

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[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

The core of Carpenter's character is that she's a bit of a nonpracticing misanthropist. Like if you asked her what she thought about human nature she'd be all 'humanity is the virus' and she'd go on a long rant about how you can't trust the system and you also can't fight the system and also you can't trust anyone who says you CAN fight the system but the minute she sees a couple dozen wounded civilians in a tactically dicey situation she springs into action with the zeal and tenacity of the Terminator

[theeflowerofcarnage]

Mrs. Villareal whatever happened 2 her............

[statementlou]

hello :) could you maybe explain a little bit how dan wootton blackmailed louis?

ugh sorry for taking a while to get to this. The problem is I feel like the only two ways to answer this are by spending a week and a half of full time labor sifting through old posts and evidence to get every detail right and lay out an airtight case, or to halfass something very serious, and so I felt a little stuck. So since I can't seem to find a good halfway point, apologies but here is the half assed version, if you want to get into it more I invite you to do your own deep dive or talk to other people, but here's how I remember things. Louis has almost never on video explicitly said things about Larry not being real and/or anything negative about fans and their theories (mostly the opposite), up until the last couple years when he obviously decided to make a major change he didn't talk about Freddie much at all let alone saying he was his kid, honestly not that much about Eleanor even; except for in two major interviews with Dan Wootton, each of which lined up with a serious traumatic Tomlinson family event that they managed to keep out of the tabloids until the very end (Jay's illness and Fizzy's struggles with substance abuse). After the fact of those events a lot of small things that didn't make sense at the time came together to look very much like Louis traded those interviews (and those answers) for having his family's private matters kept private. Story trading of this kind is a publicly known real thing that happens, and there were various clues that suggested he was being leaned on about those stories to lend legitimacy to the idea that it was something that happened in these cases. Given what we know about Dan Wootton and how he operates even before the recent flood of information and even more now, I think it's more than likely that he has been holding the threat of outing Louis (as he has done to many other public figures) over his head for over a decade, and has used his family's tragic struggles to get Louis to dance like a fucking puppet for him and I will REJOICE at his downfall when it comes whether it is now or 20 years from now... because someday it will, he has made too many enemies to stay above it forever

[yashley]

the subtle emotional disconnect that birdie has with fearne is so nuanced and so delicious; in my mind, fearne is her child, this is her girl, birdie says “I’ll blow up both moons for her” so fervently and yet! there is a very nonchalant slippery way she actually regards fearne as she’s standing there, looking at her, mentioning choices birdie made that were shortcomings, and birdie almost lightly lightly shrugs it away and reasserts her mission, apologizes, lightly, but again.. her mind is on her mission.

and there’s so much finesse in depicting the mentality behind an absentee loved one; I love you, I love you, I have to do this, (and loving you isn’t going to make me stop); the level of goodhearted denial is incredible that birdie is too far gone in it that she can’t even see the impact of her choices, she can’t see how much it’s changed fearne, she can’t see how much it’s changed herself. she started with love and where has it made her go, but no no that’s too ... unnecessary! it’s all right! i’m doing this for you!

[worstloki]

Tom Hiddleston once suggested Sif's actress Jaime Alexander could have played Loki instead of him.

Do you think your feelings about Thor 1 and 2 would change in any way if Loki were cast as a woman? (if the plot stays exactly the same or minor differences)

I feel like it absolutely would change my thoughts about Thor 1 and 2 but hear me out because the gender change in the context of what I understand of Asgardian society would mean Loki starts out as a younger sister thanklessly expected to mediate Thor’s violent tendencies and by the end of the movie she’s turned into what is basically Hela

[zeb-z]

also something about foolish, who usually sticks around spawn, who builds or fools around, who takes care of his daughter, going off thousands of blocks away to fight in dungeons. to throw himself into the fight again and again. to find something harder to fight each time, to get a reward that he doesn’t really need or want anyway. no leo around for him to worry about, or worry about him in return, after all

[recurring-polynya]

what is the best attack in bleach and why is it la muerte

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Bro I was reenacting the "Just So" clip while I was putting away the dishes and when Frank yelled at Barnaby I was gonna say "oi fuck you" y'know because I was being silly but what came out was an almost PERFECT imitation of Barnaby's voice- I couldn't even finish the "fuck you" because I broke down laughing

Btw the reason this is so funny is because I'm a 5'2" Latino AFAB with NO experience in voice acting whatsoever yet for some reason the spirit of Giant Blues Clues decided my vocal chords were the PERFECT place to set up real estate

Anyway peace and love

HAGHASBCAKJSCNAKLD I WHEEZED

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

For a Druid, Majexatli seemed remarkably uncomfortable at the Emerald Grove. 

It seemed ironic, given that it was Majexatli who was the one who dragged everyone into this mess. Shadowheart herself didn’t care for the refugees and the Druids and whatever conflict they had, but Majexatli seemed much more a bleeding heart. Though as little as she cared she could at least appreciate that Majexatli stood their ground. 

Astarion didn't want to be involved in any of this, neither did Lae’zel, and both were quite vocal with their disdain. Yet rather than capitulate to their whining, Majexatli pointedly ignored both of them.

Shadowheart had nearly written Majexatli off entirely as some pacifistic empathetic do-gooder, not her first choice in companion, certainly, but tolerable. But at moments, there were hints of… something beneath their pristine exterior.

Shadowheart remembered watching as Lae’zel ordered that tiefling to bow before her. She expected Majexatli to immediately step in, but instead, they allowed it. At least at first, quietly saying something in Infernal to the man that seemed to reassure him. 

When Lae’zel made a comment about tieflings afterward, Shadowheart hadn’t exactly what she had said, but she did see the dagger Majexatli pulled out of nowhere, sharp and silver with a worn leather grip. It was against Lae’zel’s throat in a split second.

“Speak of my people like that again and see what happens,”

They sent both Lae’zel and Astarion to return to camp afterward.

As admirable as Shadowheart found it, it hardly seemed druidic.

Majexatli was a druid, though. The druids in the grove—at least for the most part—seemed to acknowledge them as a druid, albeit an outsider tiefling druid. The leather armor they wore resembled what the druids in the grove wore, though it was different and much more worn. 

Regardless, they were able to command a presence, speak Silvanus’ words with a firm wisdom enough to get Kagha to release the tiefling girl, assuage Nettie’s fears and promise to take her poison the moment they felt the symptoms of ceremorphosis. 

It almost seemed like Majexatli belonged in the Grove, that being among fellow druids was a comfort.

Almost.

As soon as Nettie turned to go back to the infirmary, Shadowheart saw the gentle smile on their face drop, shoulders relax as they let out the breath they were holding. Majexatli quickly busied themselves with looking over the notes on the Archdruid’s desk.

“Anything of interest?” Gale asked, stepping over to the desk with Majexatli.

Majexatli hummed in acknowledgment before replying.

“Some notes on the parasite. Though I think Nettie was right, we might need the Archdruid Halsin himself to get an expert opinion.”

“The path is clear, then. The tieflings need safe passage on the roads, and Archdruid Halsin has been captured by the goblins. If we take out the goblin camp, we can help the tieflings, help the grove, and learn more about these tadpoles,” Wyll said.

“Kill two birds with one stone,” Majexatli said and they continued to leaf through the Archdruid’s notes.

“Indeed, though I imagine you’re not one to kill any birds when you can speak with them,” Wyll smiled, looking at Majexatli with clear fondness already.

“Perhaps we should avail ourselves of the library, there’s a chance there are more notes on these parasites somewhere among the books,” Gale said.

As Gale spoke, he stepped away from the desk, beginning towards the shelves of books. He had barely made it a few steps before someone stepped out from behind the corner and let out a gasp, startled enough to drop the few books she had been carrying.

She was an older-looking halfling woman, frizzy grey hair pulled into a bun.

“Apologies, we didn’t mean to startle you,” Gale said, leaning down to help her gather the fallen books.

“No, no, it’s no issue, I was just lost in my own thoughts, I must not have heard you all come in,” She laughed, setting down the small stack of books she had been sorting, “My name is Calnys, I’m something of the librarian here,”

“A pleasure to meet you, Calnys, I am Gale of Waterdeep,”

Calnys’ eyes lit up at the mention of Waterdeep.

“Ah, Waterdeep, it’s been a while since I met another from there. Is there anything I can help you with, child?”

“I don’t suppose you have any books on ilithid parasites and ceremorphosis, do you?”

“Ceremorphosis…? I’m not certain we do” Calnys paused for a moment in thought, then her eyes widened, “Oh! You must be the ones from the gate! Word travels quickly here, I’ve heard all about how you helped defend our Grove. And you’re the ones who protected that young tiefling girl and talked some sense into Kagha,”

“Oh, while I certainly helped at the gate, the credit for stopping Kagha does belong with our fearless druid companion, Majexatli,” Gale gestured to Majexatli, who pointed turned away once again focusing on the various notes on Halsin’s desk.

Calnys didn’t seem to pay attention to his words.

“It’s awful, really, to see my own people treat a child that way,” Calnys shook her head, “Terrible. I wish these sorts of things never happened,”

“I do hope this isn’t a regular occurrence,”

“Oh, no, no no. Master Halsin is one of the kindest archdruids I’ve met, I haven’t heard of any ill that happened while the grove was in his care. Not that Iliris was unkind or irresponsible with the circle. Though what happened with that child…,” Calnys trailed off.

Out of the corner of her eye, Shadowheart saw Majexatli flinch, almost imperceptibly, at the mention of Iliris.

“Iliris?” Gale asked.

“Hm? Oh, you’ll have to forgive me, my mind wanders more and more these days. Iliris was the archdruid at the circle I once was with before the Emerald Grove. Further north, I was born in Waterdeep, as I said,”

“You mentioned a child?” Shadowheart took it upon herself to ask, keeping an eye on Majexatli in the corner of her eye.

“Yes, yes, terrible business, it was. A tiefling orphan not unlike all those walking around out there, though this was some time before Elturel. Oh, he was quite shy and quiet, quite ill, but he was a talented young druid,” Calnys smiled fondly, “He started using wildshape when he was only 14, after only a year of living among us. I think he was even the youngest in the circle’s history to gain a title, though he only had it for a year, perhaps. His mentor—“

“We should get going soon,” Majexatli interrupted, still standing at a distance, arms crossed as they avoided Calnys’ direction, “Daylight is waning and we still must speak with Zevlor and we need to make camp before dark,”

Calnys blinked, looking at Majexatli as though she hadn’t noticed them before.

“You remind me of him, actually, the boy,” Calnys said, looking Majexatli over.

Shadowheart saw Majexatli stiffen, tense slightly.

“I hope not just because I’m a tiefling,”

“No, no, it’s the eyes. Forest green? I’ve never seen another tiefling with green eyes,”

It hardly even looked like Majexatli was breathing, their whole body was still. Almost. Shadowheart saw their hand twitch slightly, move towards their hip where something under the fur caught the light. If she hadn’t seen them pull their dagger before, she might have missed it.

“Perhaps you just haven’t been around enough tieflings,” Majexatli’s voice was calm, tinged with a politeness that seemed at odds with their body language.

“Oh, of course, I didn’t mean to imply you were related or anything like that. You must be at least a decade or so older than he would have been, not to mention the horns,” Calnys paused, “Though you still seem so familiar… are you from one of the High Forest circles? Waterdeep? Neverwinter? Perhaps we crossed paths before,”

“I’m afraid you must be mistaken, I’ve hardly been north of the Chionthar. I was born in Baldur’s Gate,” Majexatli smiled stiffly, “I do apologize for my bruskness, it’s been quite a long day and we all have much to do,”

They didn’t wait for a response, they simply turned on their heel and left. As they walked, for a split second, the candlelight reflected off something in their hand.

A dagger. 

Different than the one Shadowheart had seen earlier.

Very curious for a druid, indeed.

[boxdstars]

what would jed and mara think of each other?

Teenage Mara is a menace but Jed’s always been good with kiddos, bastards or not. They’d be silly - I just know it. Lesbian jesus and cringe triple threat gay ginger. My dearest flagship ocs 🤝

Jed asking Amara if she’s a force user and Amara being like “wtf is the force” meanwhile Jed is like “what do you mean you don’t just shoot people with a blaster? and also have only lived on one planet your entire life???”

[sakucrossing]

"He said no pickles :)"

via gurae on Picrew

[nat-without-a-g]

I’m scared to watch episode 1 of in the mountains of dadness for two reasons

- I don’t have Patreon and will never get to see the end of the story (sad)

- I fully expect to walk away going ‘HILDY RUSSET HOW DID YOUR SON END UP LIKE THAT’

[roaringwish]

Under the same skies

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[gideonisms]

I do think sometimes about the mindset of, it's not love if they hurt you, it's not love if it's one-sided, it's not love if it doesn't help you grow and tbh? you can think about this a lot of ways & no one has the one true definition of love. But speaking of tlt in particular, I think for a lot of the characters the tragedy was that it WAS love. that love just sucked for everyone involved, or it wasn't enough to save them, or it happened too late or too early, or it consumed them completely leaving nothing behind. it's saying something about how love often doesn't acknowledge any boundaries even when it maybe should. I don't think she has some kind of "love will save us" narrative because love is just the force behind the actions of the characters

[volleypearlfan]

Mitchlendez ❤️🧡

Based on this Spy x Family panel