#she’s gonna put them both in timeout lmao

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

if they had to be put in a “get along shirt” with a companion, who would it be?

Thank you for your service. My women live in the spinning plate in my brain rn because video game is quick & easy copium. (I know Aerea'a ass is not paying rent or taxes)

For Mardora: she's definitely in a "get along shirt" with Astarion, & it was her idea. It isn't that they dislike each other per se, she's just so Incorruptibly Good that it annoys him. She's nice to the detriment of his self-interest/goes out of her way to be kind to everyone who approaches them for help! So you can see the kind of stress that poor man is under, lmao. Mardora is, likewise, annoyed that Astarion has to be dragged kicking & screaming down the path of self improvement. They're fine with each other, she's just "we could get along more you know" & puts him in the friendship shirt with her. He looks like a wet cat in timeout the whole time & she's trying to get him to see things from her perspective. It's not going well, but they both endure.

For Aerea: her save is still pretty new & she hasn't gone full corruption arc yet, but she's definitely gonna need to be in that shirt with Wyll. Very much a case of "you used to be so good & helpful to people, you upheld your paladin oath even when some incident you don't tell us about broke it. You said it was justified, but I'm starting to doubt that because you just encouraged Shadowheart to stab an imprisoned aasamar & I found a rotting severed hand in your backpack." Meanwhile Aerea is just "me & Astarion can make each other worse, but also we're both totally correct & justified. Source? Came to me in a dream." Karlach is who put them in the shirt.

[ggukiepie]

you win some, you lose some

pairing: jungkook x reader

summary: you're supposed to be happy because your school's soccer team just won, but why does it feel like you've lost?

tags: bil!couple, college!au, bff!jk, two idiots in love, angst, yes oc is a cheerleader so we luv her for that, a lot of cliches, pining, it's the yearning?

warnings: slight emotional cheating?, other than that nothing really, sfw

wc: 1.1k

a/n: sorry this took to long but here is another one shot of the lovely bil!couple !! enjoy but this time it's angst, wrote this so quickly lmao so if there are any typos either look away or tell me thank yew / series masterlist / main masterlist

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Kim Jiwoo.

You want to hate her, really, even just from the sound of her name. But you can’t. Because, well, she seems better than you in every way possible. She’s a cheerleader, not like you who’s only a member (you’re too busy being President of the student council, anyway), but she’s the captain. She’s flexible and is small enough to be a flyer so she’s always on the top of the pyramids. She’s got that leadership trait to her and a smile that looks so kind that everyone instantly likes her. You hate how she would give you pointers to correct your form and you hate it even more that she’s right most of the time.

She’s really smart, too, with good grades even though she’s taking up physics which is a difficult course. You’re a liberal arts student and despite the stereotype of college courses not being true, you hate how that’s still what you believe. That she’s better than you. But you like to tell yourself that a physics degree is the easiest of the pre-med degrees out there, so maybe she isn’t that smart. Maybe.

She’s pretty, one of the most beautiful girls in your university. She’s got a lot of friends and a lot of suitors.

She’s everything you are, but better. Or she’s everything you want to be. That’s what you think anyway.

There's also another thing she has that you don't. And that’s Jeon Jungkook’s heart.

Okay, so maybe you do hate her. Or you’re just bitter. Daresay…jealous?

You’re at the soccer field right now. It’s the semi-finals and as everyone loves the soccer team, the place is packed. It’s also against your rival school so this game is very important. You’re at the side with the rest of the cheerleading team. You’re drinking water and taking a quick break, as the rest are doing the same. Except Kim Jiwoo. She’s standing on the sidelines, pompoms raised in the air while cheering for the team.

Actually, she’s just cheering for Jungkook. She’s wearing his jersey too and it’s the jersey Jungkook gave you before, the one he told you to wear during his game and seeing her wear it now makes your heart clench a little. (Correction: a lot).

“Hi,” you hear from behind you and it makes you scream and jump in the air. You’re being dramatic but Jungkook knows how easily you get scared.

“Kook!” you scold as you turn to face him. You punch his shoulder and he pretends he’s hurt but you know he isn’t. Stupid gym rat with a stupid hot body. “Stop creeping up on me like that.”

He laughs and proceeds to enter your room, sitting on your bed like it’s his and he actually lives there. “Sorry, just needed to get something from you.”

You stare at him weirdly. Anything of his that’s left in your dorm has become yours, actually. From his shirts to his snacks and even to that one laundry detergent he left last week. “Which is?” you ask.

“My jersey.”

Your brows crease. “But why? It’s your game next week and I’m gonna wear it, duh.”

“Need to give it to Jiwoo,” he says now, voice mumbled and eyes on the floor.

Immediately, your stomach drops. You thought you had a right to wearing that shirt and that you’re the only one who could wear it, in fact! But you guess your best friend privileges only go so far. Right. He’s been dating that Jiwoo girl for around a month now and you hate it when you spot them on the quad sending heart eyes at each other. You don’t know why the sight of them makes you feel so uneasy. Or maybe you do know but thinking it out loud will only confirm your feelings, which is something you aren’t ready to face yet.

“Right,” you say after a beat. The air feels awkward now. So tense and quiet, filled with unspoken words. But who are you to deny him, anyway? It’s his shirt. Kim Jiwoo is his girlfriend and you’re just the best friend.

You give him the jersey and ask him to leave, coming up with some excuse that you have a paper to do. Jungkook knows you’re lying because you both share a Google calendar and you put all your homework there and he knows you don’t have an upcoming paper to submit. Still, he doesn’t say anything as he leaves.

Your heart hurts and you decide right there and then that you never ever want to see Jeon Jungkook.

A yellow card is given to the opposing team and a timeout is called. Jungkook and the rest of his teammates jog over to the side you’re at. He’s making his way to where the water is but Jiwoo intercepts his path and gives him a hug. Jungkook looks happy and that makes you want to cry.

You continue to watch their interaction before you turn around and make a beeline for the bathroom. You already feel tears prickling at the corner of your eyes and you do not want to cry in front of the whole school, or in front of Jungkook.

Eventually, the game resumes and you try not to seethe and stare at Jiwoo wearing Jungkook’s jersey all throughout the game. But it’s hard because she’s standing in front of you most of the time. Your school wins and everyone is screaming and shouting. You want to be happy, you really do, but your heart breaks even more as Jungkook runs to Jiwoo, hugging her and spinning her in circles in front of everyone. He kisses her too and you know you’re definitely tearing up. You hate yourself for it. Because who are you to feel this way, really?

Jimin’s just as happy since his team won but his smile immediately drops when your eyes meet and he sees you’re near tears. Without a word his gaze drifts to where Jungkook and Jiwoo are. Then he turns to you and gives a small and sympathetic smile. You’re supposed to be happy because your team’s won but it feels like you’ve lost.

You hate it. You hate that you’re here and you hate that it hurts. You hate that you’re too late, or that you never even had a chance to begin with. You hate that she’s wearing his jersey when it’s supposed to be you. You hate that she’s kissing Jungkook when it’s supposed to be you.

You turn around to get your things and leave without saying goodbye to anyone. You don’t know Jungkook’s looking for you and you don’t know that his heart drops when he sees you leaving the field without congratulating him.

He wishes that you’re the one in his arms instead, but you don’t know that as well. Maybe you never even will.

[moondoon]

Okay so uhhh heres my AU. I’m going to just copy and past for the most part what was posted on Amino. Keep in mind I wrote this all down last night while pulling an all nighter so lets go babe!! I super duper hope you think its a neat idea and I will post more on it later. tumblr wont let me upload any more images and im very mad right now!!!!! so dig through my blog for more. I have plenty and I will post more.

Anyways, lets start with Majora. The main big baddie of the actual game. My version of Majora is actually not technically a bad guy. Not even a guy at all. She is 20 ft tall, has a skull for a face, long whips that can slink out of her wrists, and 3 separate forms. Wrath being the final.

Her canon design is a tad eyesore so I decided to fix it up. Shes the one thing I am actually proud of in this whole AU thats why I started with her. The third eye on her head, and the eyes on her chest can move but rarely do. Theres no need.She’s extremely monster like and doesn’t necessarily think like you and I.Shes very powerful and all of that power is sealed away in the mask.Most of the events of Majoras mask still remain true to this AU, I simply add backstory and some characters.

I cant explain much of Majora until later when things get extra spicy but trust me she has more to her than just this.

so lets move onto Fierce.

This character I have a lot more to explain of, less to show. I draw him plenty you know who he is. He’s 8ft5, messy long hair that can be found braided, and has a bad attitude.

This fella is almost always angry and really just likes to intimidate people. He’s the kind of guy to throw hands before arguing. Prefers to work alone and doesn’t stick around for praise nor offerings.

The people of Termina respect Fierce, they try to avoid getting in his way. Where he refuses to harm and or interact with them currently (post game) they still refrain from distracting him.

Before the events of the game, before being sealed in the mask, he was a lot more interactive between the people of clocktown. He was a tad friendlier and actually had a few people he liked to visit from time to time.

Shortly after being sealed away unexpectedly for hundreds of years he realized its not worth the pain of losing the people he loves.

Hes going to be around for a long time and feels at this point, that its best he not make friends with mortals anymore.

He had a very close relationship with the deity of the Deku people, Odolwa. They were very close. Odolwa came in a long time ago back when the original god of Termina arrived. he is not related to Mr Termina but they respect eachother. Odolwa may be very old compared to Fierce but he gets along great with him, shares a love for big cool swords, and even will stay up at night with him from time to time and just hang out.

This god was made for Termina, to represent, and protect the people of Termina.

No matter what area they are from he was created to protect them. He is very active and can be seen wandering around both clocktown, and around Termina field until he is needed.

Fierce is uhh,,,, not quite ready for a job as big as this. Atleast not in the eyes of the true and current god.

This man does not quite have a name yet im working on it shh im gonna refer to him as many things.

He is very tall and very slender. He is dressed in long golden robes that almost look like a cape at times, and wears a lot of jewelry. He is the man who made fierce for one reason and one reason only. To replace him.

He’s been around for a very long time and watched over the people of this land.

Having the same type of authoritative intimidation as white diamond from SU, he stands very tall, moves very gracefully, shows no fear, and is constantly smiling.

There is a minor god who follows this man. He’s pretty much just backup who agrees with everything Mr.Termina says. Hes no where near as strong no where near as intimidating but he is his right hand man.

Mr.Termina and his Right hand man want to go run away and never come back to this hellhole. They want to be free to relax and no longer have duties of a god.

He creeped out a lot of people so uhhh,,,, he’s sort of been a holy being in the sky who watches rather than be a part of the people. They barely know him and by the time Fierce is made he is the only icon in their eyes.

Fierce was made to be just as powerful if not more powerful than this god. Pretty much just condensed and improved. Mr.Termina wanted him to have a mortal form so he can fit in better with humans rather than being a big scary monster/deity who would scare them away.

He has been keeping Fierce in check, cares little to nothing about sentimental value nor emotions and will even go as far as calling Fierce weak and or soft for a god. This really starts to corrupt and hurt him and he gets very self conscious about appearing as “weak” so he really tends to beat himself up. He’s sounding a tad mentally abusive towards his creation. This only makes Fierce hate him more and more each day.

He really just wants to make Fierce as perfect as he can be before passing the baton over to him but isnt doing it right.

Meaning, he can’t give him all of his powers at once. In fact he hasn’t taught him any out of fear that things wont be working out and fierce may kill him. Hes afraid of what he made lmao. This is why Fierce mostly stays in the physical strength area. He is a very strong man and does have some abilities that he doesn’t control. (Some healing factors)

Fierce has become kind of... rebellious? He’s acting more human than god. Granted hes an angry little man but but it should be expected considering he wanted him to fit in with the humans.

All of this was fine and dandy until Fierce was fed up with what this god was doing to him, killed his right hand man, and was banished to be a mask for a few hundred years. Pretty much papa put his son into timeout without letting him say goodbye to the people he loved back in clocktown.

All of this gods creations have a “if all else fails turn them into a mask so they cant harm me” thing. He cant turn anyone into a mask only his creations.

This is where link found him during the events of MM, used his mask, and set him free in the end of Majoras mask.

This not only benefited Fierce by him studying link and learning how to use magic blasts from his sword,(though he will never admit it) it revealed a dark secret about the old god. One that truly had Fierce scared, yet ready to kill the man.

I refuse to tell you what yet because I want to make more posts on this later on.

After chasing link off he pretty much spends his time lying low. He’s not supposed to be out of timeout. Hes trying his best to learn how to use any other powers he may have currently to be able to last longer than 5 minutes in a fight with the true god. Fierce wants this man dead. No retirement for him mwuahaha

He will attempt to forcefully take his place and do this job right and as much as he hates to make this horrible man proud by doing so, its the only way to save himself and people in the future. ________________________________________________________________ SO uh anyways thanks for reading i love you. I miiight take asks for this au? I certianly will be happy if anyones actually curious... just to help do something cause im not the best at story telling... I hope what I have posted makes sense. I love yall see ya later

[gaysols]

i have no one to talk to about hockey so im doing this again aka yelling into the void and making @xukns​ read it (sorry u have to put up with my shit) and @ofinsights​ bc she likes watching my bullshit so anyway

Team USA vs Finland Women’s Hockey

both of these teams are hockey powerhouses this is gonna be a better game than yesterday (korea vs switzerland especially smh)

already the speed is so much better and the play is so much more intense tbh

fucking i can tell which team is which why do yall both have blue jerseys

USA has a good breakaway but a real shitty follow through it was sloppy tbh they could have scored if they hadnt fucked up

finland in the penalty box that didnt take long

USA has had possession for most of the opening 4 minutes but the finnish defense are very solid (so far)

is amanda kessel related to phil kessel

tbh USA’s shooting so far is really sloppy

heyy theyre playing shake it by sistar what a bop

this is a physical game

finland has some tall girls a couple of them have to be like 6ft

both teams are hard pressed to get any scoring chances

the finnish defense is so solid im so impressed

now theyre playing crooked by gd quality choice

great save by finalnd tbh

..............are they actually playing mmmmbop

more gd songs noice

FInland gets a flukey goal 1-0 Finland

ooh the us goalie looks mAD

i lied it wasn’t flukey that was a nice shot

and the period is done

now theyre playing dream girls by ioi i forgot how much i dislike this song sorry chungha ilysm

okay listen i know cassie campbell said “nice pass” but it sounded like “nice ass”

finland got another penalty

the cameras inside the net are so bulky

kessel is a lot better tempered than her brother

oh shit the finnish goalie made a great save but like five people fell on her i hope shes okay

USA has such a good chance they had a wide open yet and tbh if u miss an opportunity like that u deserve to be behind sorry not sorry

the finnish goalie is playing way out of her net shes ballsy

lmao idk who it was but one of the USA players wiped out and then just chilled there for a while making faces

finland has a cool jersey

oh fuck one of the finnish players went hard into the boards i hope shes okay

ooh the finnish backup goalie is so pretty her hair is everything

beautiful glove save from the finnish goalie youd think she was a softball catcher

USA finally gets a good shot in 1-1 tie not the worst goal ive ever seen

lmao i think whoever is sound technician likes the USA better bc theyre playing the goal music for them and they didnt for the fins

lmao finland cant stay out of the penalty box

finland is so solid theyre shorthanded and fucking had a great scoring chance

yikes USA scores on the power play 2-1 for the states

the poor goalie got screened

for a no-hit league theres a lot of hitting

the finnish goalies is one of the best goalies ive ever seen

aNOTHER finnish penalty

did the commentator really just call one of these girls “diminutive”

now theyre playing monster whoeveer is playing the music really likes bigbang i think

there are too americans in the audience in footie pajamas dancing like drunk fucker and all the korean spectators around them looks so uncomfortable

now theyre playing aoa heart attack 

thats two periods in the books now one 2 go

why do they keep calling the USA canada’s arch rivals????? we dont have rivals were too nice????

i was distracted bc canada won another medal but the third period started

good god this finnish goalie is incredible

thEYRE PLAYIN SOME HIGHLIGHT YO rOSE ITS UR BOIS

did this commentator really just call a defenseman “lumbering” lmao

there was a penalty and it wasnt finland wild

its so strange hearing ‘kessel’ with ‘she’ attached

another us penalty crazy

finland calls a timeout

oooh a fist fight almost broke out there damnn

the finnish forecheck is tight smh

fINLAND PULLED THEIR FUCKING GOALIE FOR FUCKS SAKE

THERE ARE THREE MINUTES LEFT FUCKING NO

hey guess what USA scored on a fucking open net 3-1 states

this is why u dont fucking pull your goalie

anyone who pulls their goalie deserves to lose thats all im sayin about that.