#shebbz irl
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call me a war machine the way these bitches should know not to play with me 馃挜馃挜馃挜
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had the day off so i went on a wwii submarine, as one does
#it was so so so SOOOO CRAMPED OH MY GODDDD i felt like a sardine in a can it was NERVEWRACKING#i was completely alone in there and it was dead silent#shebbz shoutz#shebbz irl#wwii history#submarine#naval history
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i really do love my dramatic desk lighting
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...and here's some of my brother's fridge poetry!
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IIII'VE BECOME SO NUMB
#got these pants FREE at a swap meet. my brother saw them and was so jealous he told me to go fuck myself#shebbz irl#shebbz shoutz
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in addition to news and alerts, the big whiteboard in my dorm hallway has a new drawing prompt on it every week or two, and the current one is "draw a cartoon network character"
#art#sketch#shebbz irl#samurai jack#johnny bravo#samurai bravo#<- they sure are standing next to each other
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i admit that when i was putting up my wall decor i didn't consider that the enchilada poster and the texas 1015 sweet onion poster and the hoard of 16 different elvgren pinup girls would all be visible behind me while zooming for online summer class
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absolutely soaked little adolescent possum trying to hunker down in my oak tree... the rain is mostly over but the wind is still going strong and his little ears are flapping in the air with every sudden gust
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i got this sweater for $5 at goodwill and aubrey said i look like a fucking dodo bird. and she's right
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everyone look at this great photo i took of one of my roommates
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OH MY GODDDDDD my brother gave me a wrapped present before i left for my dorm for the spring semester with explicit instructions not open it until my birthday... and i decided to open it today because my ACTUAL birthday is on tuesday, and i've got a physiology lab then... he got me the JULIAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY LEGO SET I'M CRYINGGGGGG
it's julian's freakin birthday party!!!!!1!
#shebbz shoutz#shebbz irl#lego#i have a couple hours to kill before my shift today i'm gonna build this asap
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vintage fish-shaped glass bottle for "Doctor Fisch's Bitters"; penny for scale. how cute can you freakin' get???
#there's no year on the bottle so i don't even know how old this thing is... found it while decluttering my grandma's house#shebbz shoutz#shebbz irl#glassware#vintage glass#fish
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you wouldn't scan a worm at 600dpi
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also i got this pic of my dad's dog yesterday. his name is bucky (as in buc-ee's, not the winter soldier) and he was scared because somebody put him on the couch
#he was just up there bc i was carrying big clunky framed stuff and he wanted to orbit my ankles like a fluffy little electron#shebbz shoutz#shebbz irl#dog#pomeranian
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i have GOT to be the worst-dressed bitch at the home depot
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