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t00thpasteface 2 days ago
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call me a war machine the way these bitches should know not to play with me 馃挜馃挜馃挜
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t00thpasteface 2 days ago
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had the day off so i went on a wwii submarine, as one does
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t00thpasteface 21 hours ago
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i really do love my dramatic desk lighting
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t00thpasteface 1 year ago
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...and here's some of my brother's fridge poetry!
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t00thpasteface 1 month ago
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IIII'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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t00thpasteface 2 months ago
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in addition to news and alerts, the big whiteboard in my dorm hallway has a new drawing prompt on it every week or two, and the current one is "draw a cartoon network character"
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t00thpasteface 24 days ago
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i admit that when i was putting up my wall decor i didn't consider that the enchilada poster and the texas 1015 sweet onion poster and the hoard of 16 different elvgren pinup girls would all be visible behind me while zooming for online summer class
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t00thpasteface 1 year ago
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absolutely soaked little adolescent possum trying to hunker down in my oak tree... the rain is mostly over but the wind is still going strong and his little ears are flapping in the air with every sudden gust
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t00thpasteface 2 years ago
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t00thpasteface 2 months ago
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i got this sweater for $5 at goodwill and aubrey said i look like a fucking dodo bird. and she's right
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t00thpasteface 1 year ago
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everyone look at this great photo i took of one of my roommates
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t00thpasteface 5 months ago
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OH MY GODDDDDD my brother gave me a wrapped present before i left for my dorm for the spring semester with explicit instructions not open it until my birthday... and i decided to open it today because my ACTUAL birthday is on tuesday, and i've got a physiology lab then... he got me the JULIAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY LEGO SET I'M CRYINGGGGGG
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it's julian's freakin birthday party!!!!!1!
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t00thpasteface 1 year ago
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vintage fish-shaped glass bottle for "Doctor Fisch's Bitters"; penny for scale. how cute can you freakin' get???
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t00thpasteface 1 year ago
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you wouldn't scan a worm at 600dpi
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t00thpasteface 25 days ago
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also i got this pic of my dad's dog yesterday. his name is bucky (as in buc-ee's, not the winter soldier) and he was scared because somebody put him on the couch
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t00thpasteface 23 days ago
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i have GOT to be the worst-dressed bitch at the home depot
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