#shir is reading aftg

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"And my father comes to all of my games. That is enough."

Kevin Day, trying to kill me

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Wymack, referring to neil and andrew's not yet quite existing relationship :"just promise me this isn't going to be a problem"

Neil, the oblivious dumbass : "what?"

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Andrew gave him a KEY

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"I hate you," he said, while loving him.

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Remember when neil put andrew's hands up his shirt?

Yeah

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How can neil stay this oblivious even after Andrew spelled it out for him?!?!? Hagdjxndj

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A perfectly nice cheerleader: i can give you my number

Neil, an oblivious dumbass: what for?

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For a book this messed up and gory i spend a lot of my time reading it laughing my ass off at how dumb neil is

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You can try prying the found family trope from my cold dead fingers

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I forgot how much i love neil josten, the sass king

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Ok but allison and renee

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Everyone: neil don't say anything stupid in public

Neil, roasting riko in public: and ANOTHER thing

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Neil, in rebecca black voice:

Kickin' in the front seat

Sittin' in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up (gotta make my mind up)

Which seat can I take?

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Foxes: how'd you get andrew to do the thing?

Neil: i asked

Foxes:

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"You hate me, remember?"

"Every inch of you. That doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you."

👀👀👀

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Roland: just so you know, they make padded cuffs *wink wink*

Neil: 🤨