#shounen jump power linkage

[thunder-jolt]

Name: John "Johnny" Wilkes

Partner: D (Vampire Hunter D)

Age: 37

Birthday: December 21, 1985

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Class: Magic

Home City: London, Britain

Fave Food: Whiskey (Not REALLY a food, but I'll add Shepherd's Pie if that's fine)

Least Fave Food: Haggis

Pet Peeve: Mistaking him for being a different age just by his appearance. (For example, being mistaken for age 20-something, when he's not...)

Hobby: Working at a cafe (his presumed profession) and taking walks in a garden.

About: Growing up, his life wasn't all that much. He was just an ordinary guy with parents of high expectations and was generally outcasted among the many others like him who were more successful than him. So he tried to be more mature, which ultimately made him lock away his childhood, becoming someone that isn't him. Yet, how he came to be a Linker is interesting, as most others just come home, and soon BOOM! they became a linker to their respective link. Though in John's case, it's much different, it was when he was on a walk to a garden that he met his link. He was taking a stroll to the garden, on a foggy night, before hearing the clopping of horse hooves, and there John saw the silhouette and soon saw him... It was almost love at first sight to John and even asked who the man was. And well, the rest is history.

Abilities: His arsenal isn't all that much, just a simple sorcery for defense buffs and attack buffs that's all. Though, if by pure fat chance, he can place a powerful spell that can bend the battleground or reality to where the enemies/opponents would be, or become most vulnerable.

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John "Johnny" Wilkes (Vampire Hunter, D): "Not much to say, but I suppose a good welcome would suffice." (A Locked-Away Past) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Shounen Jump Power Linkage belongs to @sundove88

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Also, bonus (though I'm a bit indecisive if this is my best decision or my worst, anyways here you go):

CONTEXT: Lorraine telling John to stop being horny for D.

[thiefywoods]

We’ll call this my entry into @sundove88 ‘s multiverse Shounen Jump Power Linkage

Unfortunately by choosing two characters neither of whom were in Shounen Jump

Meet my boys Sanada Genjirou Yukimura from Sengoku Basara and Eckhart Sohn Linkberg of Ascendance of a Bookworm

[thunder-jolt]

All my Linkers!

From Top Left to Bottom Right, they are...

Sayaka Fudo (Linker of Akira Fudo)

Mirai Asuka (Linker of Ryo Asuka)

Rosita Moreno (Linker of Cutie Honey)

Qiao Chuntao (Linker of Mazinger Z)

and lastly, Hyeong Mi-Sun (Linker of Enma-Kun)

[thunder-jolt]

The Go Nagai Linkers and their Links (+ Lorraine Venkman and John Wilkes and their Links, too) as Vines: the Return...

Hyeong: AAAH!

John: AH! Stop, I could’ve dropped my croissant!

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Cutie Honey: *referring to Akira Fudo and Ryo Asuka* And they were roommates!

D: *deadpan* Oh my god, they were roommates.

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Sayaka: *exhausted from a fight* Then he just dropped in and smacked him, “KOOLPAH!”, dropped down, said “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-”

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Qiao or Lorraine: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

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Orphen: *to Lorraine* Do you ever like wake up, and then you do something and it was like “What the he- Fuck is going on?”

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Mirai or Lorraine: You don’t know, you know what is good! You don’t know! You don’t know me! You don’t know ME-

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Mirai: Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Hyeong: Rosita... I have something to tell you.

Rosita: What is it, Hyeong?

Hyeong: Rosy... I got an *robot speech* A-BOR-TION.

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John: Hi, my name’s John, welcome to Pizza Hut *exhales*... Let me guess, pizza? *faints*

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Devilman: Thought you were bae, turns out you’re just a fam.

Ryo Asuka: Akira...

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Qiao: *plays “SAIL” on the piano*

Hyeong: SAIL! *crashes piano*

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Ryo Asuka: *looking at the Go Nagai Characters/Links* A nice, typical ‘Go Nagai’ dinner...

Ryo Asuka: Hmhm- *looks over to then see Orphen and D beside him*

Ryo Asuka: AAAAH-

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Lorraine: *how she decided hiking should be her other hobby* When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is... Walk away.

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Orphen: This one’s to end racism!

*throws ball into hoop, but misses instead*

Orphen:

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Qiao: Hey, you okay?

John: Yeah, I’m lately I’ve been able to “think straight”...

John’s Mind: Balls, two guys, dick, hold hands, dude’s butt, play naked, wiener-

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Some bully: Heh, you can’t sit with us-

Hyeong: Actually, Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE, I have-

Hyeong: *puts on sunglasses* Hemorrhoids.

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Orphen: *trying to sing* But I woke up, everydaaa- *voice cracks* AAAAYY- *presses his throat* Oh shit.

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Mirai: I do love working here, it’s just- We all have a lot of laughs. Hmhm.

Mirai: *with Ryo Asuka speaking through her* Fuck off, Honey. I’m not going to your fucking baby shower-

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Sayaka: Hey, I’m lesbian.

80s Devilman chibi: I thought you’re Japanese-

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*repairing the Mazinger*

Kouji Kabuto: Yeah, go ahead and pull it there.

Qiao: *grabs the wire Kouji offered him*

Kouji: Thanks, man.

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D: Did you wash the dishes?

Orphen: I thought you wanted to do that?

D: Hmhm. *tilting his head sideways, menacingly* You were wrong.

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Hyeong: A potato flew around my room before you came-

*potato spinning faster*

All the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Background voice: It’s gonna eat you.

Devilman: Oh my god, Devibi-

80s Devilman chibi: Wha-?

Devilman: Oh my god-

80s Devilman chibi: HUH-

Devilman: Oh my god,

80s Devilman chibi: *fearfully screams*

Devilman: Oh my god, DEVIBI-

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D: There’s only one thing worse than a rapist.

D: *pulls paper from a board that Orphen is holding up, revealing the word ‘child’ above the word ‘rapist’* Boom.

Ryo Asuka: A child.

D: No-

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Devilman: Ryo, look! It’s the good cush!

Ryo Asuka: This is the dollar store. How good can it be?

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Sayaka: ACCEPT YOURSELF! LOVE YOURSELF! ACCEPT YOURSELF!

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John: How’d you knew what was coming for me?

Mirai: That’s my OPINION!

John:

Ryo Asuka and D:

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Enma-kun: *to 80s Devilman chibi* Devi! Do you want the ball? *yeets the balls*

80s Devilman chibi: *yeets himself*

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Orphen: *to 80s Devilman chibi* You can’t go! No-

80s Devilman chibi: *has his head squeezed between the door opening and the door itself*

Orphen: I’m sorry- You can’t go!

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Devilman: *singing her love for Miki Makimura* I love you, beeetch.

Miki: *trying not to laugh in amusement* Oh my god...

Devilman: I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, beeetch.

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John: *ready to talk about how he and D met for the thousandth time in a row* So uh basically, I was doing this, uh-

Lorraine: *bonks him with the “No horny” bat*

John: Ah fuck- I can’t believe you done this!

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Rosita: *making macaroni and cheese*

Hyeong: That’s what good pussy sounds like.

Rosita: ¡¿DISCULPE?!

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Mirai: Hey, yo, cut the music, cut the music. Someone left an ice cube on the floor, it melted, and now my sock is wet- *pulls out a gun* Who the fuck wanna die-?

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Rosita: Okay, class. Let’s take role... *looks at her board* *squints* Ah, shithead?

Student: IT’S SHI-THEAD!

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Qiao: Welcome to physics.

Kouji Kabuto: *makes an explosion*

Qiao: WAAAAAAAAAAAOH- HOLY MOTHER-

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Hyeong or Enma-kun: It’s summer! I got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party- *head gets bonked*

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*while Orphen is on his journey, with Cleao Everlasting and Majic Lin, and the newly-added D, before the main events of Shounen Jump Power Linkage*

Cleao: *greeting D* Hi.

D: *deadpan* Ok.

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Hyeong: Hyeong here, on college street, with a tanuki, at shopper’s DRUG MART!

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Orphen: Hey, has anyone told you that you look like Cleao Everlasting?

Mirai: No, they usually tell me that I look Mirai Asuka.

Orphen: Who the hell was that?

Mirai: Me, bitch-

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*D and John on the bus*

John: *reaches and touches D’s hand*

D: *swipes his hand away*

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Hyeong: Smack cam!

Mirai: BITCH, I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO! YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I’D TELL YOU THAT!

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Qiao: *asleep*

Hyeong: *pours water on his face*

Qiao: *wakes up confused* Hello?

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D: *walks into the room*

Volcan and Dortin: *jumpscare him*

D: *startled before calming down* I’d kill you if you do that again, not worried about it.

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*Orphen and Cleao at their wedding because they’ve gotten married*

Guest: I brought you some incense.

Orphen: Thank you.

Mysterious Guest: And I brought you mur.

Orphen: Thank you...?

Mysterious Guest, revealed to be Shadius: MurDER!

Orphen: Shadius! NOO-

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*watching some deer outside*

Devilman: *sneezes louder than a thunder jolt*

The deer: *running away*

Ryo Asuka: Nice, Akira...

Devilman: I SNEEZED! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze-?

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Mirai: If I had wings, like this dove. I’d fly, fly away *yeets dead dove into the air* and be at rest. *dead dove crashes into the ground*

Everyone: OHHHH...

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*in front of a flock of Basan*

Hyeong: Look at all those chickens!

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D: Hello, are you the owner-?

Shadius: *bawling his eyes* Of a lonely heart, heh.

D: Oh...

Shadius: *plays “Owner of a Lonely Heart”...*

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*music plays*

John: Oh! *referring to D* This is my jam! This is my- Turn that gob off. *music turns off* This is my jam...

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Hyeong: Hey, I got an 87, whatcha got-

Shadius: Turn around and die.

Everyone else: ???

Shadius: Turn around and die-

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Ryo Asuka: So you’re hanging out with Enma-kun, aren’t you?!

Devilman: R-Ryo, it’s not what you think!

Ryo Asuka: I won’t hesitate, bitch! *turns into Satan*

or alternatively...

Azalie: So you’re hanging out with D, aren’t you?!

Orphen: A-Azalie, it’s not what you think!

Azalie: I won’t hesitate, bitch! *turns into a dragon again*

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John: *coughs*

Mirai: Hi John, you’re sick?

John: Yeah, do you think I could get some chicken noodle soup?

Mirai: No, just fucking shut up and die slowly, okay?

John: Okay...

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Hyeong: *singing* Two bros~ Chilling in a hot tub~

*camera pans over to D and John sharing a hot tub*

Hyeong: Five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay-

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Mirai: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! What did you say?

Lorraine: We’re asking the same! What did ye say, again?

Mirai: I said whoever threw that paper, your dad’s a whore.

Everyone else: OOOOOOH-

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D: Remember that time I liked you?

Shadius: No?

D: Good, because it never happened!

Shadius: Oh...

[thunder-jolt]

My Linkers “Based on Vines” but it’s only the ones where the Linkers or Links have no respect towards Shadius or the Despairus (however you call ‘em...)

Devilman, roasting Shadius: His hair? WACK! His jewelry? WACK! His foot stance? WACK! The way that he talks? WACK! The way that he doesn’t like to smile? WACK! Me? I’M TIGHT AS FU-

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Ryo Asuka, seeing it all go down in Singapore and seeing Shadius: I’m disgusted. I revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior: Go Nagai, AND THIS IS THE STUFF WE GET?!

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Mirai: *beating up a Despairus (Despairiuses is plural, right?)* HATE THIS THIS DAMN ASS BITCH DESPAIR! FUCK THEM! *continues beating it up*

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Mirai: *to a Despairus* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY! *throws Despairus so hard to a wall*

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There’ll be more Shadius-Despairus slander in the future once I make more stuff out of this, but here you go!

@sundove88 and @shonenlinkage

[thunder-jolt]

Name: Lorraine Venkman

Partner: Orphen (Sorcerous Stabber Orphen)

Age: 15

Birthday: November 7, 2007

Star Sign: Scorpio

Class: Melee/Magic

Home City: Sydney, Australia

Fave Food: Meat Pies

Least Fave Food: Vegemite

Pet Peeve: Being treated like a girl (she prefers to think of herself as more of a guy than a girl)

Hobby: Reading and hiking.

About: Lorraine Venkman was stubborn when she was a kid and still is to this day. She sees herself as not what everyone else saw her as, a girl. She believed she was more than just a girl, yet some seemed to say otherwise. So as not to start a fight, she comforts herself by reading books. Yet even if she tries to calm down by reading, she tends to get annoyed by distractions. So she tried an alternate; hiking, it may be exhausting, but it at least gave Lorraine the time to process her emotions, so whenever she decides that everything is tiring; she'll just take a hike and read. One time, the moment she's back home from her hike, BAM! She is a linker to Orphen the Sorcerous Stabber!

Abilities: For physical/Melee attacks, she carries around a replica of the Sword of Baltanders, which is one of Orphen's weapons. Simple slashes and stabs are the basic moveset. However, it also packs a spellcasting punch. For cross-Melee/Magic, a rune that is engraved on the sword could be cast and would even buff up the physical attacks. As for pure Magic-based attacks, if the sword were to be destroyed somehow or not equipped/in use, that's when the Magic happens. For Magic, Lorraine would activate and cast sorcery spells upon enemies, which vary from fire, ice, water, wind, electricity, light, and darkness, no matter the difference; it still packs a punch.

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Lorraine Venkman (Orphen): "Always best to fuck 'round and find out 'en, eh?" (A Sorceror in Fighter's Clothing) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Shounen Jump Power Linkage belongs to @sundove88

[thunder-jolt]

Every Incorrect Quote/”Based on Vine” with my Go Nagai Linkers; Sayaka, Mirai, Qiao, Rosita, and Hyeong...

Qiao: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BULLSHIT?! EXCITEMINT MY ASS!

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Sayaka: Are you hungry right now?

Rosita: Not at all.

Sayaka: REALLY?! I’m SO hungry!

Rosita: Then you should probably eat. (I’m sure there’s a restaurant nearby...)

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*Just Dance by Lady Gaga plays, Mirai Asuka drives in, and lowers the music’s volume*

Mirai: It’s Britney, bitch.

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Qiao: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Hyeong: I, shaved my eyebrows.

Qiao: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Hyeong: I don’t know.

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Sayaka: Violets are blue, Roses are red-

Hyeong: *sees Enma-Kun’s death* YO, HOLY SHIT HE DEAD!

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Mirai: Photobombing is so 2014, stop it YA STUPID, FUCKING DINOSAUR!

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Sayaka: Story time! *introduces the Go Nagai Linkers* Only one of them can strike the mightiest of poses.

Mirai: *tries her best to pose*

Rosita: *poses like a female sports star*

Hyeong: *does a split*

Sayaka: Oh shi-

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Rosita: I DON’T WHAT YOU’RE ON- *Hyeong burns an evil corporation’s building, full of people inside* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU BETTER STOP! STOP!

Hyeong: Woah!

Rosita: BITCH STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

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Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I rove rou!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROU!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROOUUU!

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Hyeong: Hey, you sell crack here?

Mirai: Hm. I wish, but no.

Hyeong: Oh.

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Some girl: So is this gonna be a thing? Me and you?

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: MY DICK FELL OFF!

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Mirai: You wanna make out?

Sayaka: No. (Not right now...)

Mirai: *internally crying* Me neither, I wanna go to sleep. *snores*

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Rosita: Hi, welcome to Chili’s.

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Devilman, roasting Shadius: His hair? WACK! His jewelry? WACK! His foot stance? WACK! The way that he talks? WACK! The way that he doesn’t like to smile? WACK! Me? I’M TIGHT AS FU-

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Rosita: Every kiss starts with K!

Ryo Asuka: Actually, every kiss starts with consent.

Rosita: Go back to your linker, Mirai. *sprays water*

Ryo Asuka: God damn it-

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Hyeong: Hey girls, and Qiao! I’M HOME!

Rosita: Oh how ni- OH GOD!

Qiao: What in?

Mirai: Oh fu-

Sayaka: Eheheh... Uh, Hyeong? Who or what’s that you got there?

Hyeong: *sipping a boba while holding a leash that holds a giant-ass centipede* A boba! And I got Jo-Jo-Joey!

Rosita, Sayaka, Mirai, and Qiao: *unsure* Uh-huh...

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Ryo Asuka, seeing it all go down in Singapore and seeing Shadius: I’m disgusted. I revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior: Go Nagai, AND THIS IS THE STUFF WE GET?!

Qiao: I just had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last "hooray" before it completely shuts down...

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Rosita: They're right there.

Mirai: What the fuck is this?

Rosita: Watch your profanity...

Mirai: (replaces Mirai's voice for Ryo's dub voice from the 80s Devilman dub) I don't give a shit.

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Rosita: *walking* *turns her head* Hazzzt!

One of Hyeong's Yokai (in this case; a Kappa): *sitting on a stack of boxes*

Qiao: Is- Is it real?

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Hyeong: *to Mirai, in an argument* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, MIRAI?! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!? STEP THE FUCK UP, MIRAI!

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Sayaka: How do I start this darned thing?

*Devilman No Uta plays*

Mirai: Man Sayaka, I've been having a bad day- Oh my god, it's our song! IT'S OUR SONG!

Sayaka: *screeches demonically*

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Rosita: Hyeong, get out of the tank.

Hyeong: You ain't my mummy.

Rosita: Get out of the fricking tank, I am your mum. (Mum-figure I may add.)

Hyeong: You ain't my mum.

Rosita: I'm your mum, get out of the ta-

Hyeong: I'M IN A TANK, AND YOU AIN'T!

(this continues before Mirai decides to take the "ordering people out of things" business)

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Hyeong: *narrating, as a tanuki walks in* You got this, Tanny, make him wait for it... Boom.

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Sayaka: Mother-trucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.

Qiao: Watch your profanity.

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Qiao: Rose, they following me, Rose! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!

Rosita: OH, OH WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU?!

Qiao: *points to Hyeong's moth yokai* The moths!

Rosita: THE MOTHS?!

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Hyeong: Woah- WOAH! HAHA! HURRICANE KATRINA! More like Hurricane Tortilla~

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Mirai: *beating up a Despairus (Despairiuses is plural, right?)* HATE THIS THIS DAMN ASS BITCH DESPAIR! FUCK THEM! *continues beating it up*

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Mirai: *opens up gift, to see it's an empty book* It's an empty book. Thanks...

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Hyeong: *seeing Sayaka's demon form, amazed* HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!

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Hyeong: OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD! A TORNADO IS FORMIN'! BYE!

Hyeong's Yokai: *demonic screeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hyeong: But we're going shopping!

Hyeong and her Yokai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Qiao: When I say "slavery", you all say "sorry", SLAVERY!

His classmates: Sorry.

Qiao: *internally* It's okay.

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Mirai: *slides across the ice to the reader/self-insert* Good evening.

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Hyeong: I have an idea, imagine this but-

Rosita: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!

Hyeong: OH MY GAWD! A SNAKE!

The rest of the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Hyeong: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme. *does a backflip, breaks sign*

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Rosita: Who wants to get crazy for NEW YEARS!?

The Linkers: YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sayaka: *breaks glass bowl full of ornaments* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Rosita: Welcome to my kitchen... We have bananas and avocadoes...

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Hyeong: The cheese OF TRUTH! *whaps cheese on newspaper* Immigrants cause cancer...

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Qiao: Toss me my keys.

Sayaka: *throws printer* *printer shatters*

Qiao: I said my keys.

Sayaka: I thought you said printer!

Qiao: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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Qiao: *narrating about the 80s Devilman chibi* Even the chibis are one of the most dangerous creatures in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- *80s Devilman chibi escapes* Oh my god-

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Mirai: This demon child is definitely on crack right now...

Hyeong: *ball bounces on her head* Yas! *ball bounces on her head again* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Sayaka: Look it. Look it! It's frickin' bats! I love Halloween.

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Hyeong: MIRAI!

Mirai: *stares deeply into someone's soul* *dabs*

Hyeong: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

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Sayaka: Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.

Qiao: Yeeeeeee...

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Hyeong: Heheh, what're you doing?

Sayaka: Dancing.

Hyeong: There's no music playing.

Sayaka:

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Hyeong: *about to prank the 80s Devilman chibi* Hey, I shoved that ball down my pants.

80s Devilman chibi: *drops ball in fear*

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Mirai: We all die, either kill yourself or get killed. *dances* Whatchu gonna do? *dances* Whatchu gonna do?

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Sayaka: *Akira Fudo through Sayaka* Honestly, I don't remember, I was probably fucked up. Yeah, I was crazy back then... Ehehehehh...

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Hyeong: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called "Fre Sha Vacado" FRE SHA VA-!

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Meanwhile, the links...

Cutie Honey: Enma-Kun, your speech is so good!

Enma-Kun: OHIDIDN'TEVENREALYTRYTHATMUCH,IT'SJUSTALLIMPROVEAND-

Devilman: OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FRICKING COMPLIMENT, AAAAAAAAA----

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Kouji Kabuto: Yo, Enma! You want some? *passes an empty can*

Enma-Kun: This bitch empty! YEET! *throws can*

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Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

Sayaka: *holds the 80s Devilman chibi* Here he comes!

Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

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Rosita or Cutie Honey: Let me see what you have!

Hyeong or Enma-Kun: A KNIFE!

Rosita or Cutie Honey: NO!

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80s Devilman chibi: Who-Ah... Whuah?

Devilman: What does that say, Devi-bi?

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

Devilman: NO!

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

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Kouji and Devilman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kouji: That’ll be the last time-

Devilman: NO! DON’T LET GO!

Kouji: I’M DYING! I’M DYING-

Kouji and Devilman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Devilman: So bored...

Enma-Kun: I wish Kouji’s here...

Kouji: HEY GUYS!

Devilman and Enma-Kun: KOUJI!

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Mirai or Ryo: You’re all going to hell. Good bye~

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Sayaka: *to Devilman* You are my DAAAD~!

Chorus: You’re my dad! Boogie-woogie!

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Hyeong: Hey, how much money do you have?

Sayaka: Oh, like 69 cents...

Hyeong: Oh! You know what that means?

Sayaka: *cries* I don’t have enough money for teriyaki chicken...

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Rosita: Um Hyeong, would you read number 23 for the class?

Hyeong: Nah, I can not.

Hyeong: What up? I’m Hyeong, I’m 16, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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Mirai: Psycho Jenny, Psycho Jenny... PSYCHO JENNY! Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead...

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Mirai: *to a Despairus* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY! *throws Despairus so hard to a wall*

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Hyeong: All I wanted to tell you all is that school’s not important; be who you wanted to be. If you wanted to be a dog, RUFF! Y’know?

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May make two more Linkers that aren’t Go Nagai-related, but all and all, here!

@sundove88 and @shonenlinkage

[thunder-jolt]

Name: Qiao Chuntao

Partner: Kouji Kabuto/Mazinger Z

Age: 17

Birthday: December 7, 2005

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Class: Ranged/Melee

Home City: Shanghai, China

Fave Food: Meat-filled Dumplings

Least Fave Food: (none… So far, but I’ll say the Chinese Delicacy Egg…)

Pet Peeve: Loud noises and/or large crowds. (he’d get himself lost in a loud, noisy crowd and probably burst, as in crying.)

Hobby: Making Robots (as a part of his engineering in robotics)

About: Qiao Chuntao has been an engineer in robotics for 17 years and makes robots as his hobby, but though he is talented; he felt like he needed something new rather than just making robots for a living, he still loves robots but he wanted to try something new, that is when he suddenly became a linker to Kouji Kabuto or Kouji Kabuto's titular mech: Mazinger Z.

Abilities: As for powers, when he's fighting crime; he can summon a robot suit that he can use in battle, let's just say that the suit's like a mech in this situation.

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Qiao Chuntao (Mazinger Z): “An engineer linked to a Mech? Bizarre yet amazing!” (Engineering Mecha Pilot!) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Shounen Jump Power Linkage: The Go Nagai Linkers in either nutshell, or just repeating some vines. (With some additions)

Qiao: I just had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last "hooray" before it completely shuts down...

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Rosita: They're right there.

Mirai: What the fuck is this?

Rosita: Watch your profanity...

Mirai: (replaces Mirai's voice for Ryo's dub voice from the 80s Devilman dub) I don't give a shit.

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Rosita: *walking* *turns her head* Hazzzt!

One of Hyeong's Yokai (in this case; a Kappa): *sitting on a stack of boxes*

Qiao: Is- Is it real?

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Hyeong: *to Mirai, in an argument* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, MIRAI?! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!? STEP THE FUCK UP, MIRAI!

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Sayaka: How do I start this darned thing?

*Devilman No Uta plays*

Mirai: Man Sayaka, I've been having a bad day- Oh my god, it's our song! IT'S OUR SONG!

Sayaka: *screeches demonically*

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Rosita: Hyeong, get out of the tank.

Hyeong: You ain't my mummy.

Rosita: Get out of the fricking tank, I am your mum. (Mum-figure I may add.)

Hyeong: You ain't my mum.

Rosita: I'm your mum, get out of the ta-

Hyeong: I'M IN A TANK, AND YOU AIN'T!

(this continues before Mirai decides to take the "ordering people out of things" business)

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Hyeong: *narrating, as a tanuki walks in* You got this, Tanny, make him wait for it... Boom.

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Sayaka: Mother-trucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.

Qiao: Watch your profanity.

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Qiao: Rose, they following me, Rose! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!

Rosita: OH, OH WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU?!

Qiao: *points to Hyeong's moth yokai* The moths!

Rosita: THE MOTHS?!

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Hyeong: Woah- WOAH! HAHA! HURRICANE KATRINA! More like Hurricane Tortilla~

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Mirai: *beating up a Despairus (Despairiuses is plural, right?)* HATE THIS THIS DAMN ASS BITCH DESPAIR! FUCK THEM! *continues beating it up*

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Mirai: *opens up gift, to see it's an empty book* It's an empty book. Thanks...

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Hyeong: *seeing Sayaka's demon form, amazed* HELL FUCKIN' YEEEAAAAAAAH!

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Hyeong: OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD! A TORNADO IS FORMIN'! BYE!

Hyeong's Yokai: *demonic screeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hyeong: But we're going shopping!

Hyeong and her Yokai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Qiao: When I say "slavery", you all say "sorry", SLAVERY!

His classmates: Sorry.

Qiao: *internally* It's okay.

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Mirai: *slides across the ice to the reader/self-insert* Good evening.

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Hyeong: I have an idea, imagine this but-

Rosita: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!

Hyeong: OH MY GAWD! A SNAKE!

The rest of the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Hyeong: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme. *does backflip, breaks sign*

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Rosita: Who wants to get crazy for NEW YEARS!?

The Linkers: YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sayaka: *breaks glass bowl full of ornaments* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Rosita: Welcome to my kitchen... We have bananas, and avocadoes...

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Hyeong: The cheese OF TRUTH! *whaps cheese on newpaper* Immigrants cause cancer...

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Qiao: Toss me my keys.

Sayaka: *throws printer* *printer shatters*

Qiao: I said my keys.

Sayaka: I thought you said printer!

Qiao: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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Qiao: *narrating about the 80s Devilman chibi* Even the chibis are one of the most dangerous creatures in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- *80s Devilman chibi escapes* Oh my god-

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Mirai: This demon child is definitely on crack right now...

Hyeong: *ball bounces on her head* Yas! *ball bounces on her head again* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Sayaka: Look it. Look it! It's frickin' bats! I love Halloween.

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Hyeong: MIRAI!

Mirai: *stares deeply into someone's soul* *dabs*

Hyeong: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

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Sayaka: Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.

Qiao: Yeeeeeee...

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Hyeong: Heheh, what're you doing?

Sayaka: Dancing.

Hyeong: There's no music playing.

Sayaka:

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Hyeong: *about to prank the 80s Devilman chibi* Hey, I shoved that ball down my pants.

80s Devilman chibi: *drops ball in fear*

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Mirai: We all die, either kill yourself or get killed. *dances* Whatchu gonna do? *dances* Whatchu gonna do?

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Sayaka: *Akira Fudo through Sayaka* Honestly, I don't remember, I was probably fucked up. Yeah, I was crazy back then... Ehehehehh...

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Hyeong: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called "Fre Sha Vacado" FRE SHA VA-!

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Meanwhile, the links...

Cutie Honey: Enma-Kun, your speech is so good!

Enma-Kun: OHIDIDN'TEVENREALYTRYTHATMUCH,IT'SJUSTALLIMPROVEAND-

Devilman: OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FRICKING COMPLIMENT, AAAAAAAAA----

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Kouji Kabuto: Yo, Enma! You want some? *passes an empty can*

Enma-Kun: This bitch empty! YEET! *throws can*

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Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

Sayaka: *holds the 80s Devilman chibi* Here he comes!

Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

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Rosita or Cutie Honey: Let me see what you have!

Hyeong or Enma-Kun: A KNIFE!

Rosita or Cutie Honey: NO!

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80s Devilman chibi: Who-Ah... Whuah?

Devilman: What does that say, Devi-bi?

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

Devilman: NO!

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

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Kouji and Devilman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kouji: That’ll be the last time-

Devilman: NO! DON’T LET GO!

Kouji: I’M DYING! I’M DYING-

Kouji and Devilman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Devilman: So bored...

Enma-Kun: I wish Kouji’s here...

Kouji: HEY GUYS!

Devilman and Enma-Kun: KOUJI!

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Mirai or Ryo: You’re all going to hell. Good bye~

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Sayaka: *to Devilman* You are my DAAAD~!

Chorus: You’re my dad! Boogie-woogie!

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Hyeong: Hey, how much money do you have?

Sayaka: Oh, like 69 cents...

Hyeong: Oh! You know what that means?

Sayaka: *cries* I don’t have enough money for teriyaki chicken...

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Rosita: Um Hyeong, would you read number 23 for the class?

Hyeong: Nah, I can not.

Hyeong: What up? I’m Hyeong, I’m 16, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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Mirai: Psycho Jenny, Psycho Jenny... PSYCHO JENNY! Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead...

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Mirai: *to a Despairus* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY! *throws Despairus so hard to a wall*

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Hyeong: All I wanted to tell you all is that school’s not important; be who you wanted to be. If you wanted to be a dog, RUFF! Y’know?

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Shounen Jump Power Linkage: The Go Nagai Linkers in either nutshell, or just repeating some vines.

Qiao: I just had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last "hooray" before it completely shuts down...

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Rosita: They're right there.

Mirai: What the fuck is this?

Rosita: Watch your profanity...

Mirai: (replaces Mirai's voice for Ryo's dub voice from the 80s Devilman dub) I don't give a shit.

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Rosita: *walking* *turns her head* Hazzzt!

One of Hyeong's Yokai (in this case; a Kappa): *sitting on a stack of boxes*

Qiao: Is- Is it real?

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Hyeong: *to Mirai, in an argument* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, MIRAI?! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!? STEP THE FUCK UP, MIRAI!

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Sayaka: How do I start this darned thng?

*Devilman No Uta*

Mirai: Man Sayaka, I've been having a bad day- Oh my god, it's our song! IT'S OUR SONG!

Sayaka: *screeches demonically*

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Rosita: Hyeong, get out of the tank.

Hyeong: You ain't my mummy.

Rosita: Get out of the fricking tank, I am your mum. (Mum-figure I may add.)

Hyeong: You ain't my mum.

Rosita: I'm your mum, get out of the ta-

Hyeong: I'M IN A TANK, AND YOU AIN'T!

(this continues before Mirai decides to take the "ordering people out of things" business)

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Hyeong: *narrating, as a tanuki walks in* You got this, Tanny, make him wait for it... Boom.

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Sayaka: Mother-trucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.

Qiao: Watch your profanity.

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Qiao: Rose, they following me, Rose! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!

Rosita: OH, OH WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU?!

Qiao: *points to Hyeong's moth yokai* The moths!

Rosita: THE MOTHS?!

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Hyeong: Woah- WOAH! HAHA! HURRICANE KATRINA! More like Hurricane Tortilla~

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Mirai: *beating up a Despairus (Despairiuses is plural, right?)* HATE THIS THIS DAMN ASS BITCH DESPAIR! FUCK THEM! *continues beating it up*

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Mirai: *opens up gift, to see it's an empty book* It's an empty book. Thanks...

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Hyeong: *seeing Sayaka's demon form, amazed* HELL FUCKIN' YEEEAAAAAAAH!

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Hyeong: OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD! A TORNADO IS FORMIN'! BYE!

Hyeong's Yokai: *demonic screeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hyeong: But we're going shopping!

Hyeong and her Yokai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Qiao: When I say "slavery", you all say "sorry", SLAVERY!

His classmates: Sorry.

Qiao: *internally* It's okay.

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Mirai: *slides across the ice to the reader/self-insert* Good evening.

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Hyeong: I have an idea, imagine this but-

Rosita: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!

Hyeong: OH MY GAWD! A SNAKE!

The rest of the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Hyeong: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme. *does backflip, breaks sign*

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Rosita: Who wants to get crazy for NEW YEARS!?

The Linkers: YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sayaka: *breaks glass bowl full of ornaments* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Rosita: Welcome to my kitchen... We have bananas, and avocadoes...

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Hyeong: The cheese OF TRUTH! *whaps cheese on newpaper* Immigrants cause cancer...

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Qiao: Toss me my keys.

Sayaka: *throws printer* *printer shatters*

Qiao: I said my keys.

Sayaka: I thought you said printer!

Qiao: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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Qiao: *narrating about the 80s Devilman chibi* Even the chibis are one of the most dangerous creatures in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- *80s Devilman chibi escapes* Oh my god-

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Mirai: This demon child is definitely on crack right now...

Hyeong: *ball bounces on her head* Yas! *ball bounces on her head again* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Sayaka: Look it. Look it! It's frickin' bats! I love Halloween.

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Hyeong: MIRAI!

Mirai: *stares deeply into someone's soul* *dabs*

Hyeong: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

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Sayaka: Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.

Qiao: Yeeeeeee...

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Hyeong: Heheh, what're you doing?

Sayaka: Dancing.

Hyeong: There's no music playing.

Sayaka:

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Hyeong: *about to prank the 80s Devilman chibi* Hey, I shoved that ball down my pants.

80s Devilman chibi: *drops ball in fear*

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Mirai: We all die, either kill yourself or get killed. *dances* Whatchu gonna do? *dances* Whatchu gonna do?

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Sayaka: *Akira Fudo through Sayaka* Honestly, I don't remember, I was probably fucked up. Yeah, I was crazy back then... Ehehehehh...

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Hyeong: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called "Fre Sha Vacado" FRE SHA VA-!

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Meanwhile, the links...

Cutie Honey: Enma-Kun, your speech is so good!

Enma-Kun: OHIDIDN'TEVENREALYTRYTHATMUCH,IT'SJUSTALLIMPROVEAND-

Devilman: OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FRICKING COMPLIMENT, AAAAAAAAA-

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For @sundove88 and @shonenlinkage

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Name: Sayaka Fudo

Partner: Akira Fudo/Devilman (from Devilman)

Age: 17

Birthday: July 8, 2005

Star Sign: Cancer

Class: Magic

Home City: Tokyo, Japan

Fave Food: Teriyaki Chicken

Least Fave Food: (none... So far...)

Pet Peeve: Bad manners

Hobby (or hobbies): Cleaning, cooking, taking care of her equipment. (She’s not a clean freak, she just loves her home as much as her friends.)

About: Sayaka Fudo is the linker to Akira Fudo or Devilman. She is 17 years old and lives alone, yet though living alone; she still knows how to start a conversation and make new friends. She met Mirai Asuka (whom we will get to her later) when they were young and grew up together as friends to this day. How she met her linker or became a linker isn’t delved into that much, it’s just “you come back home and boom, you’re a linker.”, but maybe we’ll get to it later…

Abilities: She can transform into a demon, meaning she can gain the ability to fly by using her wings, the ability to speed with her strong legs, and the ability to attack with her fierce claws. The reason she is part of the Magic class and not Ambush is that of her other abilities, such as blasting large blasts of fire from her throat, out from her mouth, and onto the battlefield and the opponents on said battlefield.

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Sayaka Fudo (Devilman): “I might say that it'd be nice to have someone with me, someone who's like me...” (Human by day! Demon by night! All happiness!) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Shounen Jump Power Linkage: The Go Nagai Linkers’ Victory and Defeat lines...

Sayaka Fudo’s Victory Lines:

“Misery no more! Give out your best smile!”

“You think demons can’t be happy? Wrong! They can be happy, too!”

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Sayaka Fudo’s Defeat Lines:

“Errgh... I feel drained and exhausted...”

“If only I can see Mirai smile just this once...”

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Mirai Asuka’s Victory Lines:

“To be strong against despair, you must face despair itself. Which is what I already did.”

“Victory isn’t about rewards or prizes, it is the sense of worth being shined.”

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“Please, errggh... I don’t... Want my legacy and name to fade...”

“If only... I can see Sayaka’s beautiful, precious face again...”

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Rosita Moreno’s Victory Lines:

“HONEY FLASH! Hehe, that’s a catchphrase...”

“*singing* A pretty trendy girl. A small bottomed girl. Look my way Honey. Come on. Come on, just a little bit”

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Rosita Moreno’s Defeat Lines:

“Please, just one... More... Chance...”

“I’ll, gurgh, never end, neither will Honey!”

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Qiao Chuntao’s Victory Lines:

“Hm. Glad I made it alive...”

“When something is big to you, grab something bigger than them and whack them.”

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Qiao Chuntao’s Defeat Lines:

“Still... So much to do...”

“Don’t fall, don’t break... And don’t ever... Rust.”

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Hyeong Mi-Sun’s Victory Lines:

“Haha! Who’s the victor? ME! I’m the victor!”

“Then when the girl got too close to the water; she got captured by a kappa and- OH! Sorry, I was talking to myself, teehee!”

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Hyeong Mi-Sun’s Defeat Lines:

“No fair! NO FAIR! I was meant to prove bullies wrong!”

“Guess I am ‘the brat’ those bullies insult me with... Maybe I am a bully myself... Then if I’m a bully, I’m a hypocrite... And Rosita HATES hypocrisy!”

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Name: Hyeong Mi-Sun

Partner: Enma-Kun (Demon Prince Enma-Kun/Ghastly Prince Enma-Kun)

Age: 16

Birthday: October 4, 2006

Star Sign: Libra

Class: Magic

Home City: Daejeon, South Korea

Fave Food: Tteok

Least Fave Food: Garlic

Pet Peeve: Bullies

Hobby: Talking about Yokai and telling spooky-scary ghost stories to friends.

About: Hyeong Mi-Sun is a mischievous young girl who loves Yokai, she even tells her friends stories about Yokai, but the struggle she has is that of people making fun of her for being obsessed with a topic that's not in her home country, which not saddens poor Hyeong Mi-Sun but it also angers her to the point where she wishes she'll prove the bully wrong, but; all she can do is be picked at by bullies for liking such a topic, that is until one night, as she's getting a glass of water; BAM! She became a linker to the demon prince Enma-Kun.

Abilities: As for powers, when she's fighting crime; she can magically summon things that are considered black magic and can pull off pranks to foil criminals and make them easy to catch by police and another thing; she can summon Yokai to aid and help her in battle.

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Hyeon Mi-Sun (Enma-Kun): “Hahaha! Nobody can pick on me now! I got kappa on my side!” (Mischievous Yokai-Summoning!) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Name: Rosita Moreno

Partner: Cutie Honey

Age: 16

Birthday: October 2, 2006

Star Sign: Libra

Class: Melee

Home City: Unknown city, Spain

Fave Food: Churros

Least Fave Food: (none... So far...)

Pet Peeve: Hypocrisy. (When someone does a thing, that they said they’re against to, annoys Rosita to a bare minimum.)

Hobby: Fencing. (For that is her profession...)

About: Rosita Moreno, is a professional fencer, even at the age of 16, but though she's a professional; she still got issues to look over, such as a feeling of emptiness, lackluster hope, and anything that connects to exhaustion. Then suddenly, as she gets home, BAM! She became a linker to Cutie Honey.

Abilities: Like Cutie Honey, she can transform into any disguise, but when she's fighting crime; she becomes one with her link (did I phrase that weirdly? I think I did).

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Rosita Moreno (Cutie Honey): "Many disguises, only one person! I think..." (Magical Disguising Fencer!)  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Name: Mirai Asuka

Partner: Ryo Asuka/Satan and/or Sirene (she is Shounen Jump Power Linkage’s double-linker) (both characters from Devilman)

Age: 17

Birthday: July 8, 2005

Star Sign: Cancer

Class: Ambush

Home City: Tokyo, Japan

Fave Food: Wasabi (like straight...)

Least Fave Food: (none... So far...)

Pet Peeve: Nobody taking others seriously or not believing in what they’re trying to say. (She likes information, and if no one takes that info seriously as Mirai does; she becomes internally annoyed...)

Hobby: Watching the night sky on rooftops, hanging out with Sayaka Fudo, daydreaming about Sayaka. (She also enjoys watching the night sky with Sayaka, also.)

About: Mirai Asuka is the linker to not only Ryo Asuka but also the linker to Sirene. She is the same age as Sayaka, being 17, and also lives alone, and prefers to stay alone before Sayaka came into Mirai's life, which that’s what started their friendship. How she got her linker is also a strange one, as it was never exactly explained. Just “you come back home and boom, you’re a linker now, what a surprise.” but maybe I get to them for now, shall I?

Abilities: Like Sayaka Fudo, Mirai Asuka can also transform into a demon on command, but her actions when she uses her demonic powers are somewhat neutral, Mirai can use her powers to her advantage whenever she wishes to.

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Mirai Asuka (Ryo Asuka + Sirene): “There are two birds, the free one, and the caged one. But in the end, all had one thing in common...” (The Lone Demon Bird)  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Shounen Jump Power Linkage belongs to @sundove88

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More of the Go Nagai Linkers either in a nutshell or repeating some vines.

Qiao: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BULLSHIT?! EXCITEMINT MY ASS!

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Sayaka: Are you hungry right now?

Rosita: Not at all.

Sayaka: REALLY?! I’m SO hungry!

Rosita: Then you should probably eat. (I’m sure there’s a restaurant nearby...)

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*Just Dance by Lady Gaga plays, Mirai Asuka drives in, lowers the music’s volume*

Mirai: It’s Britney, bitch.

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Qiao: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Hyeong: I, shaved my eyebrows.

Qiao: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Hyeong: I don’t know.

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Sayaka: Violets are blue, Roses are red-

Hyeong: *sees Enma-Kun’s death* YO, HOLY SHIT HE DEAD!

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Mirai: Photobombing is so 2014, stop it YA STUPID, FUCKING DINOSAUR!

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Sayaka: Story time! *introduces the Go Nagai Linkers* Only one of them can strike the mightiest of poses.

Mirai: *tries her best to pose*

Rosita: *poses like a female sports star*

Hyeong: *does a split*

Sayaka: Oh shi-

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Rosita: I DON’T WHAT YOU’RE ON- *Hyeong burns an evil corporation’s building, full of people inside* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU BETTER STOP! STOP!

Hyeong: Woah!

Rosita: BITCH STOOOOOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

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Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I rove rou!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROU!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROOUUU!

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Hyeong: Hey, you sell crack here?

Mirai: Hm. I wish, but no.

Hyeong: Oh.

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Some girl: So is this gonna be a thing? Me and you?

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: MY DICK FELL OFF!

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Mirai: You wanna make out?

Sayaka: No. (Not right now...)

Mirai: *internally crying* Me neither, I wanna go to sleep. *snores*

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Rosita: Hi, welcome to Chili’s.

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For @sundove88 and @shonenlinkage