#based on vine

[thunder-jolt]

The Go Nagai Linkers and their Links (+ Lorraine Venkman and John Wilkes and their Links, too) as Vines: the Return...

Hyeong: AAAH!

John: AH! Stop, I could’ve dropped my croissant!

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Cutie Honey: *referring to Akira Fudo and Ryo Asuka* And they were roommates!

D: *deadpan* Oh my god, they were roommates.

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Sayaka: *exhausted from a fight* Then he just dropped in and smacked him, “KOOLPAH!”, dropped down, said “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-”

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Qiao or Lorraine: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

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Orphen: *to Lorraine* Do you ever like wake up, and then you do something and it was like “What the he- Fuck is going on?”

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Mirai or Lorraine: You don’t know, you know what is good! You don’t know! You don’t know me! You don’t know ME-

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Mirai: Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Hyeong: Rosita... I have something to tell you.

Rosita: What is it, Hyeong?

Hyeong: Rosy... I got an *robot speech* A-BOR-TION.

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John: Hi, my name’s John, welcome to Pizza Hut *exhales*... Let me guess, pizza? *faints*

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Devilman: Thought you were bae, turns out you’re just a fam.

Ryo Asuka: Akira...

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Qiao: *plays “SAIL” on the piano*

Hyeong: SAIL! *crashes piano*

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Ryo Asuka: *looking at the Go Nagai Characters/Links* A nice, typical ‘Go Nagai’ dinner...

Ryo Asuka: Hmhm- *looks over to then see Orphen and D beside him*

Ryo Asuka: AAAAH-

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Lorraine: *how she decided hiking should be her other hobby* When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is... Walk away.

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Orphen: This one’s to end racism!

*throws ball into hoop, but misses instead*

Orphen:

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Qiao: Hey, you okay?

John: Yeah, I’m lately I’ve been able to “think straight”...

John’s Mind: Balls, two guys, dick, hold hands, dude’s butt, play naked, wiener-

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Some bully: Heh, you can’t sit with us-

Hyeong: Actually, Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE, I have-

Hyeong: *puts on sunglasses* Hemorrhoids.

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Orphen: *trying to sing* But I woke up, everydaaa- *voice cracks* AAAAYY- *presses his throat* Oh shit.

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Mirai: I do love working here, it’s just- We all have a lot of laughs. Hmhm.

Mirai: *with Ryo Asuka speaking through her* Fuck off, Honey. I’m not going to your fucking baby shower-

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Sayaka: Hey, I’m lesbian.

80s Devilman chibi: I thought you’re Japanese-

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*repairing the Mazinger*

Kouji Kabuto: Yeah, go ahead and pull it there.

Qiao: *grabs the wire Kouji offered him*

Kouji: Thanks, man.

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D: Did you wash the dishes?

Orphen: I thought you wanted to do that?

D: Hmhm. *tilting his head sideways, menacingly* You were wrong.

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Hyeong: A potato flew around my room before you came-

*potato spinning faster*

All the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Background voice: It’s gonna eat you.

Devilman: Oh my god, Devibi-

80s Devilman chibi: Wha-?

Devilman: Oh my god-

80s Devilman chibi: HUH-

Devilman: Oh my god,

80s Devilman chibi: *fearfully screams*

Devilman: Oh my god, DEVIBI-

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D: There’s only one thing worse than a rapist.

D: *pulls paper from a board that Orphen is holding up, revealing the word ‘child’ above the word ‘rapist’* Boom.

Ryo Asuka: A child.

D: No-

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Devilman: Ryo, look! It’s the good cush!

Ryo Asuka: This is the dollar store. How good can it be?

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Sayaka: ACCEPT YOURSELF! LOVE YOURSELF! ACCEPT YOURSELF!

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John: How’d you knew what was coming for me?

Mirai: That’s my OPINION!

John:

Ryo Asuka and D:

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Enma-kun: *to 80s Devilman chibi* Devi! Do you want the ball? *yeets the balls*

80s Devilman chibi: *yeets himself*

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Orphen: *to 80s Devilman chibi* You can’t go! No-

80s Devilman chibi: *has his head squeezed between the door opening and the door itself*

Orphen: I’m sorry- You can’t go!

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Devilman: *singing her love for Miki Makimura* I love you, beeetch.

Miki: *trying not to laugh in amusement* Oh my god...

Devilman: I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, beeetch.

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John: *ready to talk about how he and D met for the thousandth time in a row* So uh basically, I was doing this, uh-

Lorraine: *bonks him with the “No horny” bat*

John: Ah fuck- I can’t believe you done this!

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Rosita: *making macaroni and cheese*

Hyeong: That’s what good pussy sounds like.

Rosita: ¡¿DISCULPE?!

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Mirai: Hey, yo, cut the music, cut the music. Someone left an ice cube on the floor, it melted, and now my sock is wet- *pulls out a gun* Who the fuck wanna die-?

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Rosita: Okay, class. Let’s take role... *looks at her board* *squints* Ah, shithead?

Student: IT’S SHI-THEAD!

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Qiao: Welcome to physics.

Kouji Kabuto: *makes an explosion*

Qiao: WAAAAAAAAAAAOH- HOLY MOTHER-

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Hyeong or Enma-kun: It’s summer! I got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party- *head gets bonked*

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*while Orphen is on his journey, with Cleao Everlasting and Majic Lin, and the newly-added D, before the main events of Shounen Jump Power Linkage*

Cleao: *greeting D* Hi.

D: *deadpan* Ok.

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Hyeong: Hyeong here, on college street, with a tanuki, at shopper’s DRUG MART!

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Orphen: Hey, has anyone told you that you look like Cleao Everlasting?

Mirai: No, they usually tell me that I look Mirai Asuka.

Orphen: Who the hell was that?

Mirai: Me, bitch-

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*D and John on the bus*

John: *reaches and touches D’s hand*

D: *swipes his hand away*

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Hyeong: Smack cam!

Mirai: BITCH, I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO! YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I’D TELL YOU THAT!

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Qiao: *asleep*

Hyeong: *pours water on his face*

Qiao: *wakes up confused* Hello?

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D: *walks into the room*

Volcan and Dortin: *jumpscare him*

D: *startled before calming down* I’d kill you if you do that again, not worried about it.

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*Orphen and Cleao at their wedding because they’ve gotten married*

Guest: I brought you some incense.

Orphen: Thank you.

Mysterious Guest: And I brought you mur.

Orphen: Thank you...?

Mysterious Guest, revealed to be Shadius: MurDER!

Orphen: Shadius! NOO-

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*watching some deer outside*

Devilman: *sneezes louder than a thunder jolt*

The deer: *running away*

Ryo Asuka: Nice, Akira...

Devilman: I SNEEZED! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze-?

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Mirai: If I had wings, like this dove. I’d fly, fly away *yeets dead dove into the air* and be at rest. *dead dove crashes into the ground*

Everyone: OHHHH...

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*in front of a flock of Basan*

Hyeong: Look at all those chickens!

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D: Hello, are you the owner-?

Shadius: *bawling his eyes* Of a lonely heart, heh.

D: Oh...

Shadius: *plays “Owner of a Lonely Heart”...*

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*music plays*

John: Oh! *referring to D* This is my jam! This is my- Turn that gob off. *music turns off* This is my jam...

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Hyeong: Hey, I got an 87, whatcha got-

Shadius: Turn around and die.

Everyone else: ???

Shadius: Turn around and die-

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Ryo Asuka: So you’re hanging out with Enma-kun, aren’t you?!

Devilman: R-Ryo, it’s not what you think!

Ryo Asuka: I won’t hesitate, bitch! *turns into Satan*

or alternatively...

Azalie: So you’re hanging out with D, aren’t you?!

Orphen: A-Azalie, it’s not what you think!

Azalie: I won’t hesitate, bitch! *turns into a dragon again*

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John: *coughs*

Mirai: Hi John, you’re sick?

John: Yeah, do you think I could get some chicken noodle soup?

Mirai: No, just fucking shut up and die slowly, okay?

John: Okay...

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Hyeong: *singing* Two bros~ Chilling in a hot tub~

*camera pans over to D and John sharing a hot tub*

Hyeong: Five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay-

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Mirai: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! What did you say?

Lorraine: We’re asking the same! What did ye say, again?

Mirai: I said whoever threw that paper, your dad’s a whore.

Everyone else: OOOOOOH-

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D: Remember that time I liked you?

Shadius: No?

D: Good, because it never happened!

Shadius: Oh...

[abbycadoodle]

crushes ...........

[bkyngw]

i wonder when hypnos will wake up

[scalproie]

YOUR HAIR? WACK. YOUR OUTFIT? WACK. YOUR STYLES? WACK. YOUR DEVIL SWORD? WACK. THE WAY YOU LIVE? WACK. THE WAY YOU REJECT YOUR DEMONIC HERITAGE? WACK.

[stomachayx]

BAND AU BAND AU BAND AU BAND AU BAN

[originalartblog]

could I mayhaps trade this delectable piece of candy for a pic of teenyzai tucked inside of The Matchbox like it’s a bed please 🍬 I’d even be willing to part w two if u so desire 🍬

(love the teeny series btw, it rlly flares up the cuteness aggression to a concerning degree. I wanna grind them between my teeth so bad)

part 2 here

[smolestboop]

bilbo realising that adopting frodo is a whole new adventure he wasn't prepared for

[sunflower-galaxy-star]

I miss vine

[frm9pm]

[somethingaboutmint]

Maccready and Duncan hang out

[thunder-jolt]

Every Incorrect Quote/”Based on Vine” with my Go Nagai Linkers; Sayaka, Mirai, Qiao, Rosita, and Hyeong...

Qiao: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BULLSHIT?! EXCITEMINT MY ASS!

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Sayaka: Are you hungry right now?

Rosita: Not at all.

Sayaka: REALLY?! I’m SO hungry!

Rosita: Then you should probably eat. (I’m sure there’s a restaurant nearby...)

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*Just Dance by Lady Gaga plays, Mirai Asuka drives in, and lowers the music’s volume*

Mirai: It’s Britney, bitch.

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Qiao: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Hyeong: I, shaved my eyebrows.

Qiao: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Hyeong: I don’t know.

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Sayaka: Violets are blue, Roses are red-

Hyeong: *sees Enma-Kun’s death* YO, HOLY SHIT HE DEAD!

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Mirai: Photobombing is so 2014, stop it YA STUPID, FUCKING DINOSAUR!

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Sayaka: Story time! *introduces the Go Nagai Linkers* Only one of them can strike the mightiest of poses.

Mirai: *tries her best to pose*

Rosita: *poses like a female sports star*

Hyeong: *does a split*

Sayaka: Oh shi-

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Rosita: I DON’T WHAT YOU’RE ON- *Hyeong burns an evil corporation’s building, full of people inside* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU BETTER STOP! STOP!

Hyeong: Woah!

Rosita: BITCH STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

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Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I rove rou!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROU!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROOUUU!

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Hyeong: Hey, you sell crack here?

Mirai: Hm. I wish, but no.

Hyeong: Oh.

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Some girl: So is this gonna be a thing? Me and you?

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: MY DICK FELL OFF!

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Mirai: You wanna make out?

Sayaka: No. (Not right now...)

Mirai: *internally crying* Me neither, I wanna go to sleep. *snores*

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Rosita: Hi, welcome to Chili’s.

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Devilman, roasting Shadius: His hair? WACK! His jewelry? WACK! His foot stance? WACK! The way that he talks? WACK! The way that he doesn’t like to smile? WACK! Me? I’M TIGHT AS FU-

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Rosita: Every kiss starts with K!

Ryo Asuka: Actually, every kiss starts with consent.

Rosita: Go back to your linker, Mirai. *sprays water*

Ryo Asuka: God damn it-

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Hyeong: Hey girls, and Qiao! I’M HOME!

Rosita: Oh how ni- OH GOD!

Qiao: What in?

Mirai: Oh fu-

Sayaka: Eheheh... Uh, Hyeong? Who or what’s that you got there?

Hyeong: *sipping a boba while holding a leash that holds a giant-ass centipede* A boba! And I got Jo-Jo-Joey!

Rosita, Sayaka, Mirai, and Qiao: *unsure* Uh-huh...

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Ryo Asuka, seeing it all go down in Singapore and seeing Shadius: I’m disgusted. I revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior: Go Nagai, AND THIS IS THE STUFF WE GET?!

Qiao: I just had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last "hooray" before it completely shuts down...

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Rosita: They're right there.

Mirai: What the fuck is this?

Rosita: Watch your profanity...

Mirai: (replaces Mirai's voice for Ryo's dub voice from the 80s Devilman dub) I don't give a shit.

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Rosita: *walking* *turns her head* Hazzzt!

One of Hyeong's Yokai (in this case; a Kappa): *sitting on a stack of boxes*

Qiao: Is- Is it real?

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Hyeong: *to Mirai, in an argument* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, MIRAI?! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!? STEP THE FUCK UP, MIRAI!

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Sayaka: How do I start this darned thing?

*Devilman No Uta plays*

Mirai: Man Sayaka, I've been having a bad day- Oh my god, it's our song! IT'S OUR SONG!

Sayaka: *screeches demonically*

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Rosita: Hyeong, get out of the tank.

Hyeong: You ain't my mummy.

Rosita: Get out of the fricking tank, I am your mum. (Mum-figure I may add.)

Hyeong: You ain't my mum.

Rosita: I'm your mum, get out of the ta-

Hyeong: I'M IN A TANK, AND YOU AIN'T!

(this continues before Mirai decides to take the "ordering people out of things" business)

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Hyeong: *narrating, as a tanuki walks in* You got this, Tanny, make him wait for it... Boom.

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Sayaka: Mother-trucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.

Qiao: Watch your profanity.

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Qiao: Rose, they following me, Rose! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!

Rosita: OH, OH WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU?!

Qiao: *points to Hyeong's moth yokai* The moths!

Rosita: THE MOTHS?!

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Hyeong: Woah- WOAH! HAHA! HURRICANE KATRINA! More like Hurricane Tortilla~

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Mirai: *beating up a Despairus (Despairiuses is plural, right?)* HATE THIS THIS DAMN ASS BITCH DESPAIR! FUCK THEM! *continues beating it up*

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Mirai: *opens up gift, to see it's an empty book* It's an empty book. Thanks...

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Hyeong: *seeing Sayaka's demon form, amazed* HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!

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Hyeong: OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD! A TORNADO IS FORMIN'! BYE!

Hyeong's Yokai: *demonic screeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hyeong: But we're going shopping!

Hyeong and her Yokai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Qiao: When I say "slavery", you all say "sorry", SLAVERY!

His classmates: Sorry.

Qiao: *internally* It's okay.

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Mirai: *slides across the ice to the reader/self-insert* Good evening.

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Hyeong: I have an idea, imagine this but-

Rosita: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!

Hyeong: OH MY GAWD! A SNAKE!

The rest of the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Hyeong: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme. *does a backflip, breaks sign*

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Rosita: Who wants to get crazy for NEW YEARS!?

The Linkers: YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sayaka: *breaks glass bowl full of ornaments* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Rosita: Welcome to my kitchen... We have bananas and avocadoes...

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Hyeong: The cheese OF TRUTH! *whaps cheese on newspaper* Immigrants cause cancer...

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Qiao: Toss me my keys.

Sayaka: *throws printer* *printer shatters*

Qiao: I said my keys.

Sayaka: I thought you said printer!

Qiao: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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Qiao: *narrating about the 80s Devilman chibi* Even the chibis are one of the most dangerous creatures in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- *80s Devilman chibi escapes* Oh my god-

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Mirai: This demon child is definitely on crack right now...

Hyeong: *ball bounces on her head* Yas! *ball bounces on her head again* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Sayaka: Look it. Look it! It's frickin' bats! I love Halloween.

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Hyeong: MIRAI!

Mirai: *stares deeply into someone's soul* *dabs*

Hyeong: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

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Sayaka: Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.

Qiao: Yeeeeeee...

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Hyeong: Heheh, what're you doing?

Sayaka: Dancing.

Hyeong: There's no music playing.

Sayaka:

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Hyeong: *about to prank the 80s Devilman chibi* Hey, I shoved that ball down my pants.

80s Devilman chibi: *drops ball in fear*

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Mirai: We all die, either kill yourself or get killed. *dances* Whatchu gonna do? *dances* Whatchu gonna do?

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Sayaka: *Akira Fudo through Sayaka* Honestly, I don't remember, I was probably fucked up. Yeah, I was crazy back then... Ehehehehh...

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Hyeong: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called "Fre Sha Vacado" FRE SHA VA-!

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Meanwhile, the links...

Cutie Honey: Enma-Kun, your speech is so good!

Enma-Kun: OHIDIDN'TEVENREALYTRYTHATMUCH,IT'SJUSTALLIMPROVEAND-

Devilman: OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FRICKING COMPLIMENT, AAAAAAAAA----

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Kouji Kabuto: Yo, Enma! You want some? *passes an empty can*

Enma-Kun: This bitch empty! YEET! *throws can*

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Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

Sayaka: *holds the 80s Devilman chibi* Here he comes!

Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

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Rosita or Cutie Honey: Let me see what you have!

Hyeong or Enma-Kun: A KNIFE!

Rosita or Cutie Honey: NO!

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80s Devilman chibi: Who-Ah... Whuah?

Devilman: What does that say, Devi-bi?

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

Devilman: NO!

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

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Kouji and Devilman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kouji: That’ll be the last time-

Devilman: NO! DON’T LET GO!

Kouji: I’M DYING! I’M DYING-

Kouji and Devilman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Devilman: So bored...

Enma-Kun: I wish Kouji’s here...

Kouji: HEY GUYS!

Devilman and Enma-Kun: KOUJI!

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Mirai or Ryo: You’re all going to hell. Good bye~

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Sayaka: *to Devilman* You are my DAAAD~!

Chorus: You’re my dad! Boogie-woogie!

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Hyeong: Hey, how much money do you have?

Sayaka: Oh, like 69 cents...

Hyeong: Oh! You know what that means?

Sayaka: *cries* I don’t have enough money for teriyaki chicken...

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Rosita: Um Hyeong, would you read number 23 for the class?

Hyeong: Nah, I can not.

Hyeong: What up? I’m Hyeong, I’m 16, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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Mirai: Psycho Jenny, Psycho Jenny... PSYCHO JENNY! Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead...

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Mirai: *to a Despairus* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY! *throws Despairus so hard to a wall*

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Hyeong: All I wanted to tell you all is that school’s not important; be who you wanted to be. If you wanted to be a dog, RUFF! Y’know?

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May make two more Linkers that aren’t Go Nagai-related, but all and all, here!

@sundove88 and @shonenlinkage

[bloopuoo]

belated happy fathers day to baiken

[gardenviewcenter]

doodled this before sleeping in the hopes that he will grant me beautiful dreams

[busymatches]

the true origin of Yasuold

this is so stupid please dont look at me

[cosmicwhoreo]

What? He likes to experiment with makeup.

Black Lava Cookie belongs to @rawdough

[smilesrobotlover]

Always a momma’s boy