#shut up Jim

[forfuckssakejim]

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

[fritzes]

jim courier: rublev is yet to miss a first serve in this set

andrey: *immediately misses his first serve*

[our-flag-means-love]

ofmd as text posts | part 8/?

[andithil]

Our Flag Means Death s2 trailer October 5, 2023

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#When You Miss Your Best Friend/Soulmate

The Office 3x5 | Abbott Elementary 3x1/3x2

[chainsawgirltheythem]

space husbands

[rugwurm]

treasure island inspired doodles...... yas

[gifs-of-puppets]

Jim Henson's Muppet Babies (1984-1991)

[alienantichrist]

“Captain, you almost make me believe in Luck”

“Why Spock you almost make me believe in miracles”

It’s been said before but I will say it again OMG LIKE HELLOO How are they just casually dropping lines like that to each other

[rizz-penguin]

it's so funny when people say "picard would hate kirk!" when in reality they'd be best friends. picard is literally a french, bald kirk. spock even compares him to kirk. not like...obviously but he does mention that picard reminds him of a "certain captain", and then in generations, THEY LITERALLY SAVE PICARD'S LIFE TOGETHER. KIRK HELPS PICARD LIVE. HE SACRIFICES HIMSELF. FOR PICARD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'D NEVER GET ALO-

[male--wife]

spocks brain

[forfuckssakejim]

The first Falconers game after Bitty and Jack get married, the falconers pull off a big prank on them. In which every player on the starting line (and everyone else) is introduced as [Last Name]-Bittle. Like in that friends episode where Courtney gets married and asked for the opening credits to be changed to CoxArquette to show it and instead they changed everyones last name to Arquette

And they all have jerseys made special for that first game and Jack is laughing the whole game and Bittle’s in the line up just cheering on everyone.

At the end the Falconers social media channel posts a picture with everyone in their Bittle jersey and the caption is like “The Falconers and their husband, food network star and author Eric Bittle”

[bluheaven-adw]

[howicked]

[bardicious]

Now that I think about it, Kirk's positivity in the face of doom and despair can partially be attributed to Jim's need to keep a brave front in front of the younger boys, attempting to keep them going despite them being in constant danger. 😬 Also while could have been revealing of his leadership capability from a young age, could also be the start of it. Jim got used to being in dangerous situations, telling people what to do to protect themselves, and looking out for them in general.

[ewicomkicks2point0]

ZONDRA!!!!!!!!!!

As a goth lesbian, she means absolutely everything to me. I love her. She’s an icon.