#i just know it

[demaparbat-hp]

She will (and he'll let her)

[iwasbored777]

Wade and Logan whenever they see a random honda odyssey from now on:

[d3adseas]

father's little princess ~

[paracosm-draw]

[shotmrmiller]

i fucking dreamt about könig.

Cmon.

CMON.

What do i even? I heard him speak german ONCE. And now he's calling me mein hase 😔

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König's got you as his neighbor- sweet, comely thing.

He'll pull the 'not much english' card because he uses it as an excuse for you to translate stuff for him, cuz he likes to stand behind you, looming, and smell your hair.

And what's worse, he'll ask you to translate interior decor magazines- and you'll comment on things that you think look nice, how you'd buy that for yourself if you could. His sharp eyes will take in every single thing you pointed at, and purchase them.

König wants everything to be to your liking for when you inevitably move in with him.

And he'll pretend to be sad with you when the guy that you were casually dating ghosts you. He'll ask if you'd like a cuppa back at his place, and you can tell him all about it.

König is an damn good at what he does, he's an expert- so when the police eventually find your casual date's body bloated and washed up on a beach, his death is marked accidental. A drowning.

He'll use your state of shock to his advantage- pulls you in for a hug, asks if you'd like a drink to calm the nerves. But the drink turns into drinks. And then it turns into him stretching your tight cunt with his overly endowed cock, until he's bottomed out. But König is especially kind to you. He'll give you time to accommodate, time to let the burning and stinging turn into a dull ache. He'll murmur delicious praise into your ear, how snug you feel around him, how you're a dream come true, an angel sent from above.

And you're too tipsy to realize he's said all of this in plain english.

[majosullivan]

Their bloodline may be cursed and plagued by misfortune, maddess and death, but at least they look beautiful while it’s inflicted on them

[ato-dato]

Someone on twitter requested azi as elisabeth. Here she is. Aziraphale Bennet.

[up-side-in-side-out]

SNORK mimimimimi SNORK mimimimimi.

Erm new main four dynamic just dropped

Based very loosely on my Tomodachi world

[burningparadiseduck]

Neuvillette is the greenest green flag to ever exist in this green world.

[itsshawtyfellas]

I like them nerdy and submissive. That's it. That's the post.

[orkazh-arts]

Casual!Alex Claremont-Diaz, ladies and gentlemen 🤲✨

(I like to think he also wears the t-shirt version under a blazer at every event he goes where JKR is also invited 😌💅✨)

[essycogany]

I enjoyed the Prime!Sonamy moments so much that I made a compilation.

Watch to your hearts content! 🩷💙

[steviesbicrisis]

I saw someone complain that Steve has no lore and that he's in stranger things mostly as comic relief despite having so much trauma that never gets addressed and I immediately took offense to these because heyyy!!! what about his nightmares?? the migraines??? he can't swim in his pool because of Barb!!! and no lore??? he's our bisexual himbo abandoned by his parents, terrible dad, who's trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life while working on his personal issues! he has so many layers!!!

... then I realized we all collectively did that, nothing I thought about was canon 🧍‍♂️

[bubbarnes]

“... you never want to go so high”.

[totally-not-kawaii]

oh there's gotta be some queer subtext to this

[sulky-cabbage]

Lmaaaooo

Now that Yuta is in Gojo's body, All he needs to do to distract Sukuna is this:

Now that will teach him about love.

It will throw Sukuna off so bad.

Yuta is doing it all wrong that's why he's failing, he needs to follow the footsteps of his teacher

It's the only way now😔